Chapter 099: Lu Di vs. Dongmen Wuze (II)
Yu! Seeing this, the coachman hurriedly stopped the convoy, Lu Di turned his head to look at Dongmen Wuze, who was rolling back and forth in pain on the carriage, and was a little worried, afraid that he would really be convenient in his carriage, so he hurriedly said, "Coachman, why don't you help the gentleman of Dongmen down quickly?" ”
At this time, the weather was already cold and frosty, Dongmen Wuze took a deep breath in the green wheat field, and then shook his hand and twisted his waist, Lu Diwu's eyes rolled, and he scolded secretly, he was tricked, this guy is deliberate!
Lu Di said, "There is no Ze at the east gate, why don't you go there quickly?" Do we have to hurry? ”
Dongmen Wuze stretched his legs, turned his head and said, "Childe, what do you think this is?" As he spoke, he pointed to the inch-tall green wheat seedlings in the wheat field. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Lu Di didn't want to think about it, and said, "Leek! ”
Rumble! This sentence forced Dongmen Wuze into a thousand plans to die, he originally thought that Gongzi Tu would say that this is a wheat seedling, so that he could lie to him that this is a leek, and then find a way to let him eat it with wheat sprouts, hehe... What a good plan, but this son, Peony, just doesn't follow the routine?
Lu Di saw the face of Dongmen Wuze's yin and yang, and scolded secretly, this fat man is definitely thinking of some bad move, but he didn't expect me to answer like this? Hehe, I see how you deal with it next?
Dongmen Wuze looked at Lu Di's proud appearance, his small eyes narrowed, and his face was yellow, orange and orange like a fat persimmon under the reflection of the morning sun. He thought for a while, and jumped three inches high, "Childe, this is not a leek, it's a wheat seedling."
Lu Di said, "No, it's a leek!" ”
"Hmph, is it a leek, you ask them?" Dongmen Wuze said, pointing to Lu Di's guards and coachmen.
"Do you think this is a leek, or a wheat sprout?" When Lu Di talked about leeks, he deliberately accentuated his gloomy tone.
Seeing this, the guards and coachmen couldn't understand what Gongzi meant, and hurriedly said, "This is a leek, this is a leek, I dare to guarantee."
Dongmen Wuze was almost not crazy because of Lu Di's scoundrel, what kind of ability is it to threaten and persecute with power?
Dongmen Wuze counterattacked, Lu Di counterattacked again, and the two of them were above the road, spraying wildly.
Both of them were a little tired, and at this time, the bleating sheep crowed, and Dongmen Wuze was overjoyed when he heard it, hehe, there is a trick to make you ugly, "Hey, the elder over there, say what about you, elder, come here..."
Lu Di saw the appearance of Wuze at the east gate, and didn't know what trick he was playing, and the sheep herder saw a rich little fat dun calling him, so he didn't dare to hesitate, and walked over with the sheep after a while.
"What do you command, little gentleman?" That herding sheep is humane.
Dongmen Wuze said happily, "Oh, this gentleman asks you, is this field planted with leeks or wheat seedlings?" “
The sheep herder was stupid when he heard this, looked at the little fat dun of Dongmen Wuze, and scolded secretly, meat eater, contempt; Meat eaters, desirable! It's so big that you can't tell the difference between wheat seedlings and leeks?
Dongmen Wuze thought that the formation on his side frightened him, so he said, "Elder, don't be afraid, what is that?" Let's be honest. ”
When the sheep herder heard this, he didn't want to say, "It's wheat seedlings!" ”
The east gate was overjoyed, as if inviting merit and saying, "Son, did you hear it, this is Mai Miao!" ”
Lu Di smiled sinisterly, and the little tiger tooth leaked out, "Elder, are you sure this is Mai Miao?" Why does this son think he is a leek? If you think about it again, right, there is a reward, right? ”
Lu Di said, and took out the usual Great Qi Tong Baolai from his arms.
When the sheep herder saw it, the golden light in his eyes flashed, and he jumped three feet high and said, "This is a leek, a leek, the villain didn't see it clearly, didn't see it clearly."
As soon as these words came out, Dongmen sat on the ground angrily, "You, you, peony, peony!" ”
"Childe, what do you think of this reward?" The sheep herder came to Lu Di with a flattery.
Lu Di laughed and threw the money to him, and the man happily thanked him after receiving the reward.
"Don't give up, yes, don't give up, this gentleman still has tricks, and there are tricks! That's right, sheep, that's sheep! Dongmen Wuze suddenly remembered something, stood up with a pout, pointed at Lu Di and said, "Son, sheep don't eat leeks, this is known to the country, if the field is leeks, then the sheep will not eat, if it eats, it means that what the gentleman said is right, it is wheat seedlings!" ”
After that, Dongmen Wuze led the white sheep into the wheat field, and the white sheep was overjoyed to see the green wheat seedlings, and bleated and gnawed.
Seeing this scene, everyone blushed at this moment!
Dongmen Wuze pinched his waist, as if he had found the truth, and boasted, "Haha, you guards and coachmen dare not tell the truth because they are afraid of the rights of the son, and you, the sheep herder, are greedy for the money of the son and turn black and white upside down with your conscience, you... You even... It's not even as good as a beast in the hands of this gentleman! ”
After that, Dongmen Wuze got into Lu Di's carriage violently, and shouted to the coachman, "What are you still stunned about, if you don't set off again, I'll go to your house for lunch..."
The coachman woke up when he heard the words and went to my house to eat, so after this meal, will I still have a home?
Jia, the group moved forward in shame.
Lu Di looked at Dongmen Wuze, who didn't treat himself as an outsider at all, and asked him to sit on his left, closing his eyes and saying nothing.
The outer garden of Yan Ying's house is a persimmon forest. Lu Di kicked the door open. The dogs in the outer garden barked wildly, and as soon as Lu Di whistled, the group of dogs all quieted down, and several big yellow dogs wagged their tails and begged for mercy in front of Lu Di.
Lu Di tore a few pieces of meat from the car and threw them to them, and they whined as they ate the meat, and the tail wagging was even more flattering.
Lu Di touched their heads, then raised his chin and rushed into the persimmon forest.
After seeing the yellow, orange and orange persimmon forest, Dongmen Wuze's heart was about to melt, at this moment he shouted, waw wow rushed to the shortest one, he jumped on the elephant's legs, three inches high, picked a soft persimmon with his hand, burst his teeth to bite open a small slit, and then sucked wildly at the small slit. After a while, the plump persimmon was shriveled by him.
Lu Di looked at Dongmen Wuze dumbfounded, and secretly scolded this guy for being a foodie, didn't he know that eating persimmons on an empty stomach was not good for his health? Thinking of this, he stepped forward and knocked over the second persimmon he was about to suck wildly.
"Are you crazy?" Lu Di said.
"You're crazy? The Master said that it was a shameful thing to waste food, "and when he said that, he picked up the filthy persimmon from the ground, and opened his mouth to suck it again."
Lu Di stopped him with one hand, "You can't eat like this, Ben Gongzi's doctor said that eating persimmons on an empty stomach is not good for your health!" Lu Di said that he asked the guard to pick up the barbecue grill and roast his meat next to him.
Dongmen Wuze looked at Gongzi's busy figure, and his heart was a little moved, no one has ever told me that it is not good to eat persimmons on an empty stomach, is this the reason why I am so fat and often have stomach aches?
Barbecue grill, Dongmen Wuze also has at home, he always likes to roast when he has nothing to do, he helps to skewer the meat on the side, sprinkle salt, and after a while, the aroma of meat permeates the persimmon forest.
The big yellow dogs also came running with a large group of other caretakers, sticking out their long tongues, hoping to be rewarded with meat.
Lu Di only ate the middle point of each skewer of meat, and the rest was all distributed to the dogs. Looking at the East Gate, Wuze is speechless, this Gongzi Tu does not seem to be an ordinary luxury waste!
Dongmen Wuze ate a lot, rubbed his hands and said, "Hehe, it's time to eat persimmons."
Lu Di was speechless This fat dun, don't look at his fatness, his skills are not bad, he is completely a meat flying fairy in the world.
"East Gate, look, that persimmon over there is so big!" Lu Di suddenly pointed to a very thick and tall persimmon tree.