"Okay, let's talk about how to cooperate with the teacher." The abbot of the dream took a deep breath and stared at Duan Shaojundao. "If this strategy is really feasible, let alone let the teacher do something with a cheeky face, even if you want to be a teacher with one arm, I can promise you."

"Master, you don't need to hurt your body, but it will hurt your soul." Duan Shaojun sat opposite the abbot of the dream and said unashamedly.

"Mind? Body? …… Since you look down on this stinky skin for the teacher, tell the teacher what you want to do as a teacher? The abbot smiled to himself.

"Master, if you open an altar on the West Mountain outside Lanting City to preach the Fa, how many people do you think will come over to watch it?" Duan Shaojun wanted to say it directly, but when he thought of this old guy's temper, he decided that it would be better to guide him slowly.

The abbot of the dream suddenly lit up, and after thinking about it, he was very sure of the authenticity. "If you open an altar to teach the Fa in Xishan for the teacher, at least three or five thousand people will go to it, and this is really a good way......

"Master, don't forget, there are fifty or sixty thousand people in Lanting City." Duan Shaojun said without raising his eyelids.

"Shaojun, then what else can you do?" The abbot looked at Duan Shaojun's expression more and more kindly, this kid really had two brushes, and he could actually think of such a means.

"Master, what do you think you are doing on the West Mountain to attract the people of Lanting City?" Duan Shaojun smashed his mouth and decided to give this master who had a reputation of ninety-eight in Lanting City a little more hint.

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"What can you do, either open the altar to do things, or preach the Dharma." The abbot of the dream puzzled glanced at Duan Shaojun, who had just looked at Ling Xing, who had become clumsy in a blink of an eye.

"Actually. There is a better way. You can let at least half of the people of Lanting City drag their families to Xishan to see you. If done right, it's even more. Duan Shaojun laughed a few times, and the owl-like laughter frightened Li Xuan.

And Chu Chu's sister pursed her lips, knowing that this bad guy must be bubbling with bad water again, and she must have thought of something to make people speechless.

"What's the method?" The abbot of the dream squinted at the corner of his eyes at Duan Shaojun, who looked begging, and squeezed out these words from between his teeth.

"Let's say it first, the disciple is just giving advice, you can't get angry and beat people because of this." Duan Shaojun thought about it. decided to stand up, walked around the back of the Chu Chu girl who was blocking what Fang had just said, stretched her neck and said.

The abbot of the dream suddenly had an alarm bell in his heart, and hesitated for a long time, then he raised the corner of his eyes and shouted a Buddha horn. "You say, as long as you can let the old man seduce the people of Lanting City, bah, it is to lure him out of the city, then the old man will not attack you."

"Bingo, that's easy to do. In fact, if you want to attract people's attention and attention, it is better to have an explosive news. For example, Master, you have to open an altar on the West Mountain to perform the ...... of giving birth to a Buddha to the people of Lanting."

"Stinky boy, are you tired of smelling alive? I want the Buddha to loosen your muscles and bones. The abbot jumped up directly from the couch, and lungeed viciously towards Duan Shaojun.

"Master, you can look at it, just now you promised your disciple not to get angry." Duan Shaojun hid behind the Chu Chu girl who had almost fainted with laughter, and said with an aggrieved face.

"You, you kid, I'm a man. If you have the ability, you can go to the West Mountain and give birth to a Buddha to show the Buddha. "Dream of the abbot jumped like thunder, but unfortunately he was blocked by Chu Chu in front of him, and there was his nephew squatting next to him, as a monk who had attained the Tao, he was really embarrassed to continue to go crazy, standing in place, his mouth trembled, and his evil triangular eyes were full of fierce light.

"Master, don't get angry, don't talk about going to Xishan to perform and have a baby, even if you perform a striptease, there won't be a few people watching it, after all, the disciple's reputation is not enough." Duan Shaojun smiled bitterly and touched his nose.

Dream of the abbot thinking about it, this guy has only appeared in Lanting for more than a month, not to mention performing to give birth to a child, even if this girl is allowed to perform the naked doppelganger technique, he can't seduce a few people to appreciate it.

However, the abbot of the dream was still full of resentment. "Can you only come up with such a dirty trick to lure the people out of the city?"

"Master, it's not a question of whether the tricks are dirty or not...... Sister, stop laughing, you're embarrassing to me. Duan Shaojun shook his head helplessly when he saw the Chu Chu girl who was holding her stomach on the couch and kept kicking her legs.

"It's okay, Uncle Shang, I'm not laughing at you, hehe...... I, I'm going to go out, I can't stand it, haha......" Chu Chu's sister, who had a low laugh, ran out crookedly with her belly crookedly, while Li Xuan rolled her eyes and lay on the desk rubbing her belly with a sad face, her expression was like she had just been hit by a violent bear and a knee, maybe she was laughing.

"Master, sit down and drink a cup of tea to vent your anger. Seriously, if you don't use exaggerated and shocking tricks, Master, do you think you can seduce most of the people in Lanting City to rush to the West Mountain to see you? Duan Shaojun picked up the tea with a smile and handed it to the abbot of the dream.

“…… It is absolutely impossible to do so in this way. The abbot of the dream, whose alveoli were about to be blown apart, glared at this guy viciously, poured a large sip of hot tea, and grinned for a long time, only then did he recover the face of a high-ranking monk. If you dare to come up with such a method again, Hugh blames the ruthlessness of the teacher's subordinates. ”

"Master, okay...... This method is skipped, and there is another method. This method can at least allow at least eighty percent of the people of Lanting City to rush to Xishan. Duan Shaojun touched his chin and glanced at the sky outside that was still as gloomy as the early morning before dawn, but there was no rain.

"What's that bad idea?" The abbot of the dream covered his hand in his heart, secretly concentrating and holding his breath, staring at this thing with a look of fear and anger, for fear that this unobtrusive evil obstacle would make him angry.

"This idea should be better than the previous one, Master, you can sit down." Duan Shaojun said after seeing that the abbot of Mengfu was so nervous, he shook his head helplessly.

"Don't worry, as a teacher, he is also a monk who has escaped into the void for nearly twenty years, can't he stand it?" The abbot snorted his nose, looking impassioned and heroic, but he was extremely empty-hearted.

“…… The disciple asked the master to self-immolate. Duan Shaojun took a deep breath and cautiously took a few steps back before speaking.

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"You ......" The triangular eyes of the dream abbot turned into bull's eyes, the corners of his mouth were twitching, the corners of his eyes were also twitching, and Li Xuan next to him was also frightened for most of his breath, and looked at Duan Shaojun directly, as if he saw the plague god Zhao Gongming appear in the world.

"Of course it's not true, it's fake, it's just fake." Duan Shaojun saw that the originally folded hands of the abbot of the dream had been twisted and hideous into tiger claws, and hurriedly declared.

"Wonderful......" Ximen Dongliang, who came out of the backyard, heard this, and slapped his thighs and said with golden light. Uncle, if you really want to self-immolate, not to mention the people of Lanting County, the people of the entire Yangzhou will come over to watch the excitement. ”

"You can't speak, don't get out of here!" The abbot of the dream, who had already reached the critical point of the outbreak, jumped and whipped his legs, directly pumping Ximen Dongliang, a giant man weighing at least two hundred pounds, directly against the wall, making a deafening collision sound. Then slowly, in a slow-motion fashion, he slowly fell to the floor.

The senior brothers who were busy in the infirmary looked at the Ximen Dongliang who was shaking their heads and slowly getting up with schadenfreude on their faces, and they seemed to feel that such a seckill scene was very joyful. And one by two, they hurriedly continued to pretend to be casual and do their own things, and it seemed that they were used to such a scene.

Frightened, Duan Shaojun crawled directly to the door and hid, looking frightened. Paralyzed, this old bald donkey is really not covered. The question is whether he can still communicate happily like this?

After seeing Ximen Dongliang shaking his head, he directly crawled towards the backyard, and his agility showed how thick the skin and rough flesh of Ximen Dongliang were. Duan Shaojun believed that he was going to be whipped like this, and he would not be able to get up if he didn't lie down for ten days and half a month.

"You, come back to the Buddha!" It seems that after kicking people, the dream abbot who became refreshed finally had a lot of thoughts, and turned around and hooked his finger at Duan Shaojun.

"Why don't you go in quickly, Uncle Monk called you." Chu Chumei, a traitor, stopped behind Duan Shaojun, and pushed Duan Shaojun into the medical hall with a smile. Duan Shaojun reluctantly straightened his clothes and walked into the medical hall.

"Stinky boy, why do you come up with some bad ideas?" Looking at Duan Shaojun's ghostly appearance, the dream abbot who had already understood his thoughts was very crying and laughing.

"Master, I don't want to, but can you pay better attention to attracting the women, children, old and weak of Lanting City outside the city in the shortest possible time?" Duan Shaojun spread his hands out, looking like a dead man.

"......" Dream puzzled abbot was stunned for a moment, and thought about it carefully, he was a dignified Yangzhou tyrant, and the famous Lanting Hidden Dragon Temple presided over on the west mountain outside the city.

But if he did something out of tune, the abbot of the dream believed that with the common people of the Tang Dynasty who like to watch the excitement and like to cheer for good urine, they will definitely bring their families to appreciate what they can do as a sanctimonious monk.

The more he thought about it, the more the abbot felt that Duan Shaojun's seemingly unobtrusive idea was actually the best choice, of course, just pointing out that the direction he proposed was too infuriating. Although he is over fifty years old, he is an iron-blooded pure man after all, and he will not do the of pretending to be a Buddha who is not a man or a girl, and he will feel ashamed and thrown into the ancestral grave.

"Do you have any other tricks that are not so damaging, if there is, as a teacher, even if you don't want this old face, you are willing to give it a try." After a long time, the abbot of the dream saw the sky outside the house, sat down on the couch, and said weakly. (To be continued......)