Duan Shaojun sighed, sat down beside the abbot of Mengfu, took a sip of tea, smashed his mouth, and a bad idea came out of his eyes again. “…… Why don't you go and perform the meat cutting and feeding eagles? ”

“…… Buddha, alas...... It's not that you can't bear this stinky skin, but you have to have an eagle, and you think you can chew the meat on your teacher's body, chew it, and swallow it? The abbot looked at this disciple with a dark face, and now he was already doubting whether the apprentice he had accepted was a demon specially sent by the Buddha to test his sincerity, otherwise the idea would be so impulsive to always want to roll up his sleeves and beat this guy violently in order to feel relaxed.

"That's right, why don't you just go there and pick a flower and smirk...... No, how about smiling and silent? No, no, no...... If I were to see a monk looking at a flower stupidly, I would not be interested in taking a second look. Duan Shaojun categorically rejected his new idea, not noticing that the abbot of the dream was no longer able to control his anger, and the strong adamantine claw pinched the tea lid in his hand into porcelain powder.

"Uncle, although Brother Duan's ideas are a bit grotesque, they are not all without merit." Finally, Li Xuan, who had experienced a series of tortures that had never been before, such as laughter, stomach cramps, and jaw dislocation, finally recovered his docile and respectful face, and got to the ear of the abbot who dreamed of it.

"It's not that the old man doesn't know, but these ...... Alas. The abbot touched his wrinkled old face, did he really have to throw his face hard?

"Master, in fact, the disciple thinks it is the safest, so please self-immolate." Duan Shaojun saw that the abbot of the dream was moved and hesitant. secretly gave Li Xuan a thumbs up. Then he came to the side of the abbot of Dream Confusion and said with a smile.

Jianyin, who had just been busy in the backyard for a long time, walked in front of the abbot of Mengfu and was about to report to the senior brother Jianyin, who heard this. Suddenly, his eyes turned black, and his knee was directly brittle. Trembling, he pointed at Duan Shaojun. "Senior brother, what are you trying to do?"

"Senior brother, junior brother, I am working with my master to find a way to save the tens of thousands of people in this Lanting City." Duan Shaojun had a unique Weihu Mountain Yangzirong style and waved his robe sleeves, looking up at the spider web on the roof at a forty-five degree angle.

"You, how can you let Shizun set himself on fire?" Jianyin is very angry and degraded.

"Of course it's fake." Duan Shaojun waved his hand absently, like a year-old fraudster whose face was as thick as the earth's crust, and saw the gaze of Chu Chu's sister. suddenly put on a kind of evil and crazy evil smile that the domineering presidents like to use most in romance novels. "What I mean is to let Shizun squat on the west mountain and pose as if he is going to self-immolate, and then tell the people of Lanting City and tell them that Shizun has decided to self-immolate himself for the sake of the women, children, old and children in Lanting City......

In this way, at least most of the old and weak women and children who have inconvenient legs and feet can be attracted to Xishan if there is a flood, and then it depends on when it will rain. And then let's light the fire when...... Not only can the master be trustworthy, but also the people of Lanting City can see the dedication of the master for the people...... Feed. What are your expressions, am I not right? ”

"I said, junior brother, did you really come out of the mountains? Are you sure you're not too easy to be overlooked? Senior Brother Jianyin wiped the stinky sweat on his forehead, and looked at this senior brother with awe on his body, who was full of bad water when he squeezed his eyes, it was too bad......

This is like a young man of seventeen or eighteen years old, even if he is an old official ruffian in the officialdom, he is not as afraid as he has ghost ideas, and he has been squatting in the deep mountains and old forests, and there is no one to communicate with him except a monk master. How is this possible? It's just too wicked.

"As the saying goes, reading 10,000 books is like traveling 10,000 miles, and I happen to read a lot of books." Duan Shaojun was very modest and authentic, in exchange for a uniform white eye.

There is only Chu Chu girl, her cheeks are like a glow, and she looks at Duan Shaojun's words and deeds with stars, she is completely a girl who has fallen in love.

The abbot stroked his long beard, narrowed his eyes, and muttered for a long time. "Jianyin, you learn the method that your junior brother said, is there any effect?" Jianke is his eldest apprentice and the most powerful helper, so the abbot hopes to get some advice from him.

"There must be that, but you are ...... Master," said Jianyin's thin voice. You are the abbot of the dignified Hidden Dragon Temple, if you really do this, your reputation will be damaged by Master Yu. ”

"If the master doesn't do this, the disciple can understand, but it's a pity that there are tens of thousands of people in this city......" Duan Shaojun nodded, looking at the clouds outside the medical hall, with a worried face about the country and the people.

"It's done! What if the Buddha gave up this stinky skin for the sake of the tens of thousands of fathers and elders in Lanting City. Hearing Duan Shaojun's words, the corner of the abbot's eyes twitched, and he gritted his teeth and slammed his palm on the desk.

"Master, you ......" Jianyin was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth, but didn't know how to persuade him.

"You don't need to say it, the teacher has already made a decision. Shaojun, what needs to be done, you say. The abbot took a deep breath and looked like he was out of the way. By the way, in order to facilitate your actions, today, the teacher officially gave you the Dharma name. ”

"Thank you, Master...... Hey, why do you just say that you give me the Dharma name, but you don't tell me what the Dharma name is? Seeing the back of the abbot who didn't look back, Duan Shaojun pulled the sleeve of the senior brother and said curiously.

"I don't know about that...... I'll ask when I have time. Anyway, that's a good thing, right? Senior Brother Jianyin's expression was a little strange and patted Duan Shaojun's shoulder, and then he rushed out of the distance, as if he was afraid that there was a vicious dog behind his buttocks, and Duan Shaojun was confused.

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"Senior Brother Lao, you go and inform the shopkeeper Xu and let him know...... Then ask him to send someone over, and I have something important to explain. After Duan Shaojun finished speaking, he looked at the back of the seventh senior brother who was about to leave, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and next to him, the well-behaved and lovely Chu Chu girl brought a cup of hot tea.

"Drink it, you haven't rested for half an hour." Sister Chu Chu handed over the tea, and her eyes were full of concern and pity.

"Well, thank you...... Do you think my master will misread the weather? Duan Shaojun poured a sip of tea, wiped the sweat soaked from his forehead, and looked at the gloomy but unchanged sky with some anxiety.

"I think Uncle Monk has always been very accurate, and wouldn't it be better if he was wrong? The people of Lanting City will be able to survive this crisis. Chu Chu gently wiped the stains on Duan Shaojun's placket, and said with a smile.

Duan Shaojun smiled astringently. "If Shizun guesses wrong, then I am the unlucky."

"Why?" Chu Chu stared at his well-defined and handsome face with a pair of beautiful eyes full of confusion, full of puzzlement.

"I was about to guess wrong, but I am afraid that two-thirds of the people and the gentry of Lanting will be taken by my master to self-immolate, hoping to avoid the news of this year's calamity. When the time comes, do you say that he burned himself? Or will you be angry and burn me too? ”

Chu Chu was stunned at first, but after coming back to his senses, he couldn't help but pat him. "Villain, don't talk nonsense, but then again, if it really doesn't rain, what can Uncle Monk do?"

"Of course you can't really set yourself on fire." Duan Shaojun sniffed and smiled. "It's a big deal, when the time comes, I'll ask the brothers and sisters to put away all the flints and fire sickles of everyone, what do you think of this method?"

Chu Chu pursed his lips. "Tens of thousands of people, but there are few who carry flints and fire sickles?"

"Ah...... Damn, this is a big problem, forget it, anyway, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and then I think about it, I must not let the master burn himself for the sake of face, otherwise, I really have no face to see people. Duan Shaojun scratched his itchy right cheek and made a decision.

"Mmmm, you'll have a way." Sister Chu clenched her fists hard to cheer him on.

Duan Shaojun saw Chu Chu's girl's energetic and pretty face, and said in a low voice. “…… I'm just joking, in fact, I don't have any bottom in my heart, girl, why are you more confident than me? ”

"It's okay, you're so insidious, you must be able to figure out a way, I believe in you, Brother Shaojun, come on!" Sister Chu Chu gave this guy a cute look, then punched him lightly, turned around briskly, and looked at her back, Duan Shaojun's face gradually appeared with a relaxed smile.

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I have to say that the signboard of the dream abbot is really easy to use, and half an hour later, Xu Qianxun and the former seventh senior brother hurried to the hospital. was soon led to Duan Shaojun.

"Engong, is Lanting City really going to be flooded?" As soon as he sat down, he didn't even take a sip of tea, and the anxious Xu Dagongzi asked straight to the point.

"It's my master who said it." Duan Shaojun's answer made Xu Dagongzi's face turn pale directly. "No wonder...... I remember that the year before last, when my father came to see the doctor, the master said that there might be a flood this year, but within seven days, Lanting City was flooded with three feet high. ”

"He's really that good?" Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be speechless. I really let out a long breath in my heart, it seems that Shizun doesn't have to be really burned, and I think he won't pull himself to squat with him in anger.

"That's nature." Xu Dagongzi nodded. "Engong asked the little brother to come over, there must be something else to explain to the little brother, right?" Although Xu Dagongzi is not a business genius, he is not lacking in heart.

"Yes, you tell your father to rush to the Xishan mountain beam outside the city as soon as possible and build more sheds. However, don't talk about the flood, because even if you do, it's not very useful, so I hope you can help us spread the news......"

After listening to Duan Shaojun's explanation, Xu Dagongzi's face turned pale and he admired. "I can't imagine that Master Dream Confusion is willing to make such a sacrifice for the sake of the people of Lanting City." (To be continued......)