Chapter 492: The long-legged general who can lift the top
He even strictly ordered the soldiers not to satirize the Western army of Changshi, and to encourage and praise more, so that this army can go further and further on the crooked road.
After Li Youwen heard the news, she was quite surprised, and immediately someone slipped Duan Shaojun to her Chinese army tent and severely reprimanded him, thinking that Duan was such a child's play and an insult to his trust.
Facing General Li's fierce questioning although he did not spit, Duan Shaojun rubbed his brows very sadly. "General, calm down, calm down, why are you so angry. Xiaguan I do this, naturally I have my reasons. ”
"Why, your training like that has become the laughing stock of my Zuo Yu Lin Wei, you still want to be calm?!" Li Youwen felt that her blood pressure was almost two hundred and eight, and her low blood pressure was almost two hundred and six, and this thing actually looked slow and unmoved, and almost didn't let Li Youwen crook her good-looking Qiong's nose.
"General, what is that, can you ask the general to avoid your subordinates, and the lower officials will give you an explanation alone, the fewer people who know about this matter, the better." Duan Shaojun touched his nose and had to say helplessly.
"These are Ben Shuai's personal soldiers, can you still trust them if Ben Shuai can trust them?" Li Youwen narrowed her apricot eyes and snorted.
"I can't say that, it's just that Xia Guan really thinks that the less people know about this matter, the better. Please also ask the general to be considerate. Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes helplessly, even if this son is alone with you, what I should really guard against is me, who knows if you want to rob money or sex?
How could a righteous gentleman like Ben Gongzi, who has no power to restrain a chicken, be an opponent with long legs like you? When the time comes, you may have to half-push and half-obey.
Li Youwen thought about it, pulled out and walked towards the inner tent, shouting softly. "You come with me."
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Duan Shaojun stepped into Li Youwen's Chinese army tent for the first time, here, Mei Daochang was leisurely boiling tea and burning incense and meditating, but he really didn't expect Li Youwen to bring Duan Shaojun in, he couldn't help but be stunned, and then showed a gentle smile. "I didn't expect that there would be guests visiting the general's inner account, come and come, Poor Dao boiled a pot of black tea, just ask Duan Gongzi to taste a product to see if Poor Dao's pot of tea is cooked properly."
"He said a few words and left." Li Youwen muttered to Mei Daojun with a reluctant face, but Mei Daochang seemed to be inaudible, and invited Duan Shaojun to sit down very warmly.
Seeing the reluctant General Li and the hospitable Mei Daochang, Duan Shaojun was happy in his heart, thanked Mei Daochang with a smile, picked up the tea cup and sniffed it, and then began to slowly sip the tea soup, and then commented on Mei Daochang's skills in making tea.
From black tea to green tea, from green tea to water temperature, from water temperature to water quality, the sky is in chaos, listening to Mei Dao's long eyebrows flying, General Li has a black line on his face.
In the end, General Li finally couldn't help it, slapped the couch, and snorted. "Duan Changshi, if you have anything to say, you still have a lot of official business to deal with, if there is nothing important, be careful that Ben Shuai will treat you for the crime of lying about the military situation."
These words made the tea soup that Duan Shaojun had just swallowed almost choked out of his nose, damn! This girl is too weird, isn't it? Anything big can find a crime that can cut off the head, this is really ...... Duan Shaojun looked at the blackened woman with a look of admiration, and reluctantly put down the tea bowl before saying. "Don't worry, general, in fact, the lower official does have something important to report to you."
"Then speak quickly." Li Youwen said angrily, picked up the teacup in front of her and raised her head to drink...... Gush. Damn, it's so hot! General Li stretched out his ******** so hot that his hand kept fanning in front of him.
Mei Daochang next to him couldn't laugh or cry. "You, you, why do you do this every time, this is not wine, the tea is hot on the stove, how can you drink it like this, it's strange not to be scalded, this is warm water, drink it quickly."
Li Youwen blushed and hurriedly poured a few large mouthfuls of warm water, and finally felt that her hot tongue was a little better, and when she looked up, she saw Duan Shaojun looking at herself with a dull expression. The expression was extremely strange, and Li Youwen, who was annoyed and angry, was furious. "Look at what, don't say it quickly, and then watch carefully, Ben Shuai gouges out your eyeballs."
"General, it seems that there is no such thing as gouging out eyeballs in military law, right?" Duan Shaojun quickly looked away, cleared his throat, and said very sincerely. The large intestine, small intestine, and pink intestine in the belly were all twisted together with laughter, and he didn't dare to show half a smile, for fear that this crazy General Li would do something hurtful to himself who had no power to restrain the chicken.
"Ben Shuai is not only in charge of military law, but also the governor of Yunzhou, and can be in charge of civil law, what, do you think that the military law can't govern you, and the civil law can't govern you?" Li Youwen is very angry. Unexpectedly, his embarrassment was actually seen by this shameless man, and General Li had the heart to kill people. It's too hurtful to self-esteem, and it's too damaging to the image of the general.
“…… The general is powerful, and the lower officials admire it, so what is actually the lower official deliberately weakening the enemy, so that those generals of Zuo Yu Lin Wei feel that the new training method of the Long History Western Army has no future, so that they can make a splash at the end of the year. It's good to draw this guy's face...... Well, slips of the tongue, that's what makes those generals see the power of the new way of training. ”
Li Youwen looked at Duan Shaojun very suspiciously, and then asked uncertainly. "You're not fooling Ben Shuai, are you?"
"General, before you say this, please take your brain, cough, cough, please be confident, how dare the subordinate bully you, even if you are not afraid of the military staff, you are worried that in the future, even if the mouse falls into my bowl, you can only turn a blind eye and eat with tears, right?"
“…… Can you please stop saying it so disgustingly? Li Youwen rolled her eyes and shouted stupidly.
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"The subordinate obeys." After Duan Shaojun replied, he continued to sip the fragrant black tea, while Mei Daochang looked at Li Youwen and Duan Shaojun with interest, and the smile kept lingering around the corners of his mouth.
"Since you are so confident, it's okay, if you say you will give you two months, you will give you two months, I heard that you actually made a big statement in front of people, and you are ready to take the top spot in this year-end competition?" Li Youwen picked up the tea and took a sip. For some reason, after tasting black tea for the first time, Li Youwen fell in love with this warm but not cold drink, and it can not only nourish the stomach, but also have the functions of green tea to remove greasy and eliminate food.
However, the face of the tea maker in front of her is really hateful, and Li Youwen feels that her temper, although not good, is not very bad. But I don't know why, it's hard to be calm and calm when I meet this guy, and I always have the urge to beat this guy up. Could it be that this is a natural rival?
Seeing that Li Youwen had an unkind expression, Duan Shaojun laughed dryly, cleared his throat and said respectfully. "How can it be, it is just to inspire those soldiers, hoping that they have the courage and confidence to always compete for the first place and dare to compete for the first place, as for this leader, it is naturally the general you will win steadily."
"Why is Ben Shuai holding it safely? By what you mean, there must be something wrong here? Li Youwen heard this, and for no reason, there was another burst of anger, and she provoked Liu Mei to say unhappily.
Next to him, Mei Daochang, who had just picked up the tea cup and was about to drink it, couldn't help shaking his hand, and looked at the imposing General Li with a smile, opened his mouth to say something, but after thinking about it, he decided to be too lazy to say more, and continue to enter the mode of drinking tea and chatting.
Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be stunned, on the vast Mara Gobi in his heart, there was another group of grass and mud horses galloping over, and then collectively lay down in the grass, damn, which tendon is abnormal in this little girl's skin? My words are obviously slapping your old man's ass, you are good, not only are you not photographed, but you are still looking for our polite gentleman's pigtails, where is this?
"General, aren't you too suspicious? Xiaguan, I am a sincere heart, these words are absolutely sincere, and there is absolutely no water at all. Of course, it is not necessary to mix milk, Duan Shaojun's eyes described Li Youwen's rather powerful ****, and said viciously in his heart. (..)