Chapter 493: Okay, good shameless guy
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"If you have that kind of determination and courage, that's good. Ben Shuai really doesn't want to occupy the name of this leader all the time, so that some people think that Zuo Yu Lin Wei is a group of people who meet the horse, so let's do it, this time, you strive to get the first place, if you can win the first place, then Ben Shuai will implement the new military law and your training method in my Zuo Yu Lin Wei. If you can't get the first name......" Li Youwen said this, looking at Duan Shaojun, the corners of her mouth turned evilly.
It made Duan Shaojun's heart tremble, this little girlie must be thinking of some bad tricks again. Duan Shaojun laughed dryly twice, and hurriedly said modestly. "Don't be like this, the general must not be like this, this battle for the leader of the moment, not only depends on strength, but also needs luck."
"Then you mean to say that the first place in this handsome competition depends on strength or luck?" Li Youwen has become an excellent negotiator at this moment, and she can always grasp the weakness in Duan Shaojun's words in time to carry out a powerful attack.
Duan Shaojun was numb, well, what else could he say when he met such a stinky girl who kept talking about words? Can you still chat happily, can you still make friends well, this woman is really ...... Could it be that this woman flexibly avoided the woman's reproductive period and entered menopause directly?
Seeing Duan Shaojun's speechless look, Li Youwen snorted. "That's it, this time you must get the first place, otherwise, your new military law and the training method you created will all be abandoned."
Before the words fell, Duan Shaojun jumped up directly like a spring that had been pressed to the limit, but Li Youwen, who was talking in a pinched tone, was startled, and Mei Daochang next to him did not speak with a smile on his face, and the standard mode of drinking tea and chatting.
"General, you're going too far, aren't you? It was not easy for the lower officials to study the art of war of countless sages and predecessors, read the military books and classics of countless predecessors, and finally wrote the new military law and infantry drill code with great painstaking painstaking efforts, how could they be vetoed so simply by virtue of such victory or defeat?! You are simply, simply Chi Guoguo's murder, strangulation, brutality, and the brainchild of the next official's life......"
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Li Youwen was stunned by Duan Shaojun's incessant crying blood, and for a while, she felt as if she had really become a heinous sinner, as if she was to veto the achievements of this goods, that is, sorry for the country, sorry for the people, sorry for the army.
A wave of apology and guilt suddenly surfaced in Li Youwen's heart, which made Li Youwen hesitate a little, could it be that she was too much?
Next to him, Mei Daochang, whose eyes were black, finally couldn't stand it anymore and coughed vigorously. "Buddha Amitayus...... Duan Gongzi, don't be busy complaining about your grievances first, Poor Dao really has a few words I want to ask Duan Gongzi. Dare to ask where Duan Gongzi wrote it? ”
"Here, of course." Duan Shaojun secretly wiped the white foam on his mouth, with a sad and indignant face.
"You keep saying that this new military law and infantry drill code are the result of your painstaking study of the works of countless predecessors, and this is why you have written it with painstaking painstaking pain. Poor people are good at looking at people. A few days ago, Wu Lang faked vomiting blood, which was found out by the poor Taoist after observing his face. Here, poor Dao saw Duan Gongzi, you have been jumping around, your face is full of red light, and you have no blood and you have the same loss of qi and blood......"
Mei Dao said eloquently, Li Youwen's face was ashamed from the beginning, and gradually began to become angry. Duan Shaojun immediately flicked his sleeves angrily. "Since the general has to take the first name from the official, after the year-end competition, I still hope that the general will keep his promise, and the general ......will leave" When he said the last two sentences, Duan Shaojun had already squeaked out of the back tent, as if he had turned into a gust of wind, and swept out of the big tent and fled into the distance.
When General Li chased him out murderously, he was stunned to find that the shameless and shameless man had fled far away, and disappeared into the camp tent group for days.
"Okay, good shameless fellow." General Li held the hilt of his sword, looked at a shoe that had fallen to the ground, and didn't know whether to be angry or laugh. He stood stunned for a long time, until the soldier next to him came over and asked.
Only then did General Li spit out the evil anger in his chest. "It's okay, hum, by the way, that stinky shoe, you chop it up for Ben Shuai." Li Youwen pointed like a sword, pointed to the shoes that fell on the ground in disgust, and commanded left and right.
After a vote of pro-soldiers made a strange promise, they unsheathed their swords one after another, and it didn't take much effort, not only the shoe, but also the ground to chop a pit. General Li turned around and returned to the camp with a refreshed mind, and at the end, he was strictly ordered to leave and right, and not to talk much.
Duan Shaojun, who hid obscenely behind a camp tent and probed his brain for a long time, couldn't help but shake his head when he saw that his shoes dropped in front of the tent were shattered. "Alas...... Woman, what a grandma! ”
"Childe, what are you talking about?" Next to him, an obscene head poked out, which scared Duan Shaojun and stood unsteadily on one foot, if he hadn't pulled the curtain of the tent in time, he would have to fall and chew.
Damn, it turned out to be Xu Zheng's kid. "I said, can you kid be normal, don't come out so suddenly, okay? You know that not knowing that people are scary is the scariest thing. Duan Shaojun dragged the curtain and spitted at Xu Zheng.
"Childe, it's no wonder that we are, you ran out of the general's tent without even saying hello and ran out of the distance, and then the general chased out murderously, we thought something was wrong, so we naturally didn't dare to make a noise, so we could only follow quietly." Next to him, another head popped up, naturally another personal soldier.
"You, give me your shoes, this son is unlucky enough, just let the sand smash his feet, enough to choke."
"Childe, you wore mine, who am I wearing?" Xu Zheng looked sad and took off his shoes and whispered aggrieved.
"Hey, aren't there shoes here? Although it stinks a little bit, it can be worn, so you can wear this one. Duan Shaojun put on Xu Xu's shoes, well, it just fits, not bad. Fortunately, what I wore today was cowhide shoes, otherwise it would be too embarrassing to have felt boots on one side and cowhide shoes on the other, and the dignified history would be too independent.
"You guys, I said you fucking want to chat, can you go out, brother, I've been on duty all night, what do you mean by you coming to make trouble just after falling asleep?" Just as Duan Shaojun was teaching the two pro-soldiers, he heard a mysterious voice behind him.
"Not only chatting, but taking Lao Tzu's shoes, I actually think it's smelly and broken, which eye do you look at broken? Which nostril smells it stinks? ”
Damn, this son can clean up people wherever he wants, who are you? Duan Shaojun turned around viciously, damn! Seven or eight shirtless men with only a crotch cloth between the stalls pulled out their horizontal knives with the words on their foreheads, the bed on the left face, and the anger on the right. Nima, eight bare-ass old men who have been driven crazy by the quarrel, panting like a cow, and their eyes are red and dripping blood.
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Duan Shaojun immediately made the first decision to get out of the camp tent, and the two personal soldiers behind him were worthy of the goods brought out by Duan Shaojun. Behind him, a bare-ass old man was chased, but unfortunately, it was too cold outside.
These bare-bottomed old men chased them out of the warm tent with an iron stove less than a hundred meters, and finally had to curse and tremble back into the tent.
However, although it is only more than 100 meters, the deeply rooted image of Duan Changshi, who is running wildly at the front, has been deeply engraved in the hearts of every soldier who knows him.
"It's a big loss, his in-laws, my son is really a big loss." Duan Shaojun walked around in a circle in his tent, complaining with indignation. Damn, why did you run into the tent of a bare-ass man.
Forget about having bare-ass men, why are there eight at once? Even if there are eight, why chase and kill my brother? Is it because my brother is the legend of Zuo Yu Linwei?
In just one day's effort, Duan Changshi and his own soldiers were chased by eight bare-ass old men with knives for a hundred meters, and it has been rumored that Duan Changshi likes men, and obscenely drilled into a certain camp tent, saw eight bare-ass men, saw that he was happy, so he did something immoral, and was finally attacked by eight majestic men who were ashamed, and finally, Duan Changshi's ugly face was exposed to the world.
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