Chapter 45: Golden Gun Pills Enhanced Edition......
Duan Shaojun looked down and laughed wildly. Although the old man pouted his ass high and tried his best to shrink back, there was still a large bulge on his robe, as if someone had shoved a chopstick into his robe.
"This thing is called the Golden Gun Pill, I didn't give it to you, you took the initiative to reach out and eat it, how about it, the effect is good, right?" Seeing this old guy's crazy appearance like a red-eyed bull, Duan Shaojun finally suppressed his smile and said seriously.
"You mean this thing is ****?" Li Xuanzhen pointed at Duan Shaojun with a smile. "Good boy, I didn't expect to be so dirty."
"Fart!" Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be furious, stood up, didn't care about the medicine mud in his hand, pointed at the old cow's nose and said angrily. "**** That's what a woman eats, what do you think a woman can do if she eats this thing?"
Li Xuanzhen couldn't help but be stunned, yes, this thing made himself look like this, it can't be specially developed by a guy with a broken sleeve to deal with his favorite target, right? Thinking of this, Li Xuanzhen couldn't help but tighten the chrysanthemum and shivered.
Duan Shaojun didn't notice the strange look on Li Xuanzhen's face, and explained indignantly: "Am I the kind of person who thinks vile, shameless, and filthy? I am a doctor, and the doctor's responsibility is to treat the disease and save people, and this golden gun pill is naturally a medicine for those male patients who are not strong but strong, or strong but not strong. ”
After Li Xuanzhen came back to his senses, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, simply didn't bother to disguise anymore, stood up at his waist, and then pointed to the tent in front of him, which was really towering and a little weird, with a look of resentment and anger. “…… Dao Ye, I am as strong as a cow, I don't need to eat this kind of thing at all, and now it is so topped, how can I see people? ”
"Damn, can you not stand up to your thing so arrogantly, you won't be afraid of being beaten when you walk like this?" Duan Shaojun saw that his hairs stood up, the cost of this old product is indeed not small, but fortunately, he is not bad.
"You think I want to, it's not all your medicine." Li Xuanzhen wanted to cry without tears and looked at the lower body of the Taoist robe that was about to be propped up into a tent below, anxious and annoyed. This stinky boy is his nemesis, and he doesn't agree with himself. Otherwise, there would have been two embarrassments in a row, and the first time it seemed to be delivered to the door by himself, and this time it was.
Last time, it could be said that it was negligent, but this time, I was simply a dish delivered to the door. He is the ...... of the Taoist The old bald donkey who has been confused by the dream has seen the embarrassment once, if it is spread again this time, where should his old face go, in case it is spread back to Zhenwu Mountain, his head master and nephew don't know if he will be so angry that he vomits blood, and he is ashamed of his uncle as Zhenwu Mountain.
"What now?" Li Xuanzhen was so sad and angry that he couldn't help himself, if there was a hole in the ground at this time, he would rather get into it, but the problem was that Xiao Dao Ye held his head high, even if he drilled, he had to solve this problem first.
Duan Shaojun grinned, sat back on the desk, and said very slowly. "Do you still need me to teach this?"
Li Xuanzhen, an old whore, rolled his eyes, and sure enough, he came back to his senses, turned around and wanted to go out, only to find that his thing was too evil, even at night, it was too dirty to walk with a tent.
Duan Shaojun saw that the old guy gritted his teeth, and then half-bent over and groped with his hands, the strange tent in front of him magically disappeared, but the belt that was just tied a little higher was pulled down several centimeters.
"This ...... How did you do that? Duan Shaojun asked curiously, this old guy is also too amazing, didn't he use the Yang Shrinking Gong in ancient legends?
"What else can I do? Plug the waistband, how about it, can't you see it? The old prostitute turned around proudly, Duan Shaojun saw that the old guy's waist was like a 544 pistol, and he could only give a thumbs up at the old guy with a black line, it was too ruthless, and he didn't know if the little brother would lose his original function because of the tight restraint when he killed the old lewd stick in Yixiang Pavilion, thinking of this, Duan Shaojun laughed maliciously, and the laughter shuttled through the night sky like an owl, startling a few birds to quickly flap their wings and go away.
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By noon, even lunch had been served, but Li Xuanzhen's old bull's nose had never appeared, and the great monk who was sipping tea couldn't help but raise his eyebrows a little strangely. "Hey, what the hell is that old thing, didn't you say that you came to talk to the old man this morning, why haven't you come here yet?"
Duan Shaojun also began to worry, could Li Xuanzhen's old lewd stick be overdrugged, and as a result, he kept his sister in Yixiang Pavilion until he died, right?
"I haven't seen anyone this morning, I really don't know what the Taoist is doing. By the way, you know what? Chu Chu obediently filled the Great Monk with tea and asked Duan Shaojun.
"This ...... I don't know much about that. Duan Shaojun grinned and quickly shook his head. The demeanor of a master of the Taoist is beyond the guess of a scholar like me, who is powerless. ”
"Helpless chicken......" Hearing this, the great monk couldn't help but glare at this cheeky guy viciously. And Chu Chu chuckled as he ate, his eyes were charming and full of cunning, Duan Shaojun glared at him, and this little girl actually spit out her clove tongue naughtily and made a grimace.
Brother Beast looked at his sister-in-law with a strange expression, and then at Duan Shaojun, the corners of his mouth moved slightly, revealing a hidden and obscene smile, which quickly faded away. When his eyes fell on the gate, he couldn't help but be stunned, a pair of bull's eyes were round, carrot-thick fingers pointed at the door, and a big mouth comparable to that of a hippopotamus.
The great monk of Dream Confusion couldn't help but change his face greatly, stood up from the futon and walked forward quickly.
Duan Shaojun turned his head and was also startled, Li Xuanzhen was like being dragged into the cornfield by a group of man-eating beasts to round rice, his cheeks were sunken, his eyes were black, and his eyes were dull. Walking with both legs fluttering like ghosts, when I entered the store, my steps were still staggering, and I almost fell at the door to chew on, where is there still a half-minute fairy wind bone on weekdays?
The great monk of Dream Confusion stretched out his hand like electricity, grabbed Li Xuanzhen's wrist, and put his fingers together, and couldn't help but gasp. "Fellow Daoist, didn't you meet a master? Hiss...... It's ...... to lose qi and blood to such an extent."
"You ......" Li Xuanzhen, whose face was as pale as paper, trembled, raised his finger and pointed at Duan Shaojun, and then a lion shook his head and fell into the arms of the great monk of dreams.
"This is ......" Meng Yu couldn't help but be stunned, and glanced at Duan Shaojun, who had a strange face, and looked like he wanted to laugh but held back. Shaojun, what the hell is going on? ”
"Great monk, this is not the place to speak, let's carry the Xuanzhen Daoist in first." Duan Shaojun smiled helplessly, ignoring the surprised expressions of the Ximen brothers and sisters, walked to the side of the Great Monk of Dream Confusion and whispered in his ear.
The great monk of Mengfu glanced at Duan Shaojun steadily, Duan Shaojun's gaze was calm, and there was no trace of dodging, Mengfu looked at Li Xuanzhen in his arms again, nodded, and hugged Li Xuanzhen into the backyard.
"Tell me, what the hell is going on." The Great Monk of Dream Confusion took the pulse of Li Xuanzhen, who had fallen asleep, and asked in a deep voice towards Duan Shaojun.
"That ......" Duan Shaojun glanced at the Ximen brothers and sisters, a little shy. It's better to talk about this in private. ”
"What can't you say to our face?" Hearing this, Ximen Chuchu suddenly pursed his lips dissatisfied, and a pair of autumn eyes blinked vigorously with curiosity.
"It's like, there's something to say between our brothers." Brother Beast also nodded his head vigorously to echo his own sister.
"Then you can say it. Their brothers and sisters are not outsiders, and they will definitely not harm my fellow Daoists, and of course they will not harm you. The Great Monk nodded and said affirmatively.
Duan Shaojun blinked speechlessly, and sighed helplessly. "Let's go, since you all want to know, then it's no wonder to me, I just hope that after the Xuanzhen Daoist wakes up, don't look for trouble."