Chapter 46 There is no ploughed land, only tired oxen

"Why, could it be that you really did something unseemly to cause my fellow Daoist to be like this?" The dream puzzled the great monk for a long time, and his heart became more and more suspicious. "Say!"

"Okay, you forced me, I can't blame it, in fact, this matter has to start after dinner yesterday......" Duan Shaojun smiled bitterly and said slowly. According to an ancient recipe, I tried to make a pill called the Golden Gun Pill, and before I could find a way to test its medicinal properties, I was swallowed by the Taoist Chief......"

"The golden gun doesn't pour pills? Why is this so strange......" Brother Beast scratched his beard on his face with a thoughtful look. The expression is extraordinarily sneaky.

Hearing this strange name, Li Xuanzhen still exuded a smell of fat powder, combined with Li Xuanzhen's extremely bad pulse, the dream puzzle monk couldn't help but look dark, and he finally reacted to what it means to have a golden gun.

The great monk of the dream widened his eyes, panting and looking at Duan Shaojun with a sincere face in front of him, there was always an urge to copy the soles of his shoes and slap them on this guy's face, and after taking a deep breath several times, after calming down, he stammered a little. “…… You, you mean, that old cow nose ate the gun you made and didn't fall down, and then went to that kind of place......"

"The master is really smart, and he guessed the truth with just a few words, which is really admirable." Duan Shaojun nodded politely, and then said with a look of admiration.

"You...... How can you get him to eat that kind of thing. The great monk glanced at the Ximen brothers and sisters, dragged Duan Shaojun to the door, and lowered his voice and said angrily.

"Great monk, what you said is wrong, that thing was thrown into his mouth by himself, I asked him not to eat it, but he wanted it, what can I do? This old guy is also a master of the world, and he is also a martial arts master, and if I want to stop it, I have to beat him first. Duan Shaojun explained dissatisfiedly.

"Besides, after taking this medicine, if he endures it, at most he will be fine after taking a few cold showers, who knows that this old cow nose will stay in that kind of place for so long, maybe this old cow nose is usually too much, so he wants to take advantage of the strength of the medicine to cheer up......"

The great monk opened his mouth, but in the end he could only sigh. What Duan Shaojun said is indeed reasonable, and the real fault should be Li Xuanzhen's old man.

The great monk shook his head, he didn't embarrass Duan Shaojun, turned around and walked into the room, took out a silver needle from the box next to the couch and began to needle this old prostitute, and scolded this old prostitute in his heart for throwing his face on this, he really deserved to die. I really can't wait to write a letter, record the ugly state of this old whore, and send it to Zhenwu Mountain, so that they can send someone to lock this old scoundrel in a dark cave and confine him for ten or eight years, so as to save people a headache.

After a short period of effort, Li Xuanzhen finally woke up and turned around, rolled his eyelids, saw everyone in the room, and quickly closed his eyes again.

I didn't know what this guy was thinking, so I drove people out with some tears and laughter, closed the door in person, and turned around, Li Xuanzhen had already sat up, sighing with a frown. "Alas, the old way has fallen for that kid's trick again."

", it's just that you old thing takes medicine indiscriminately, otherwise, wouldn't that kid dare to stuff it in your mouth?" Dream confused snorted, rolled her eyes, and said angrily.

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"Uncle Monk, how can you worship ghosts, bad guy, what is the Taoist chief eating? Actually tortured him like this. As soon as he went out, Chu Chu grabbed Duan Shaojun and asked impatiently.

"That medicine may not be formulated correctly, that's why Daochang Li is like this." Duan Shaojun naturally couldn't tell Chu Chu that thing belonged to Chinese medicine viagra, so he had to talk nonsense. "Okay, okay, the big monk is not here, let's go to the front and watch."

When Brother Beast saw his sister go over first, he hurriedly grabbed Duan Shaojun and approached with a strange expression. "Brother Xian, what kind of good thing is it, why don't you give it to your brother and try it."

After Duan Shaojun muttered helplessly in the ears of the beast brother, the bull's eyes of this cargo turned into hippopotamus eyes, and his eyes were as evil as the thugs who saw the door of the bank vault being blown open. "Is it so powerful?!"

"Didn't you see Xuanzhen's old bull's nose?" Duan Shaojun couldn't help but feel proud and proud of the golden gun pill he had created and invented.

Brother Beast pursed his lips. "It's really a good thing, hey, hey, we're brothers with knives in two wedges, as the saying goes, blessings and hardships are the same. Brother Xian, you have made such a good thing, shouldn't you mean it too? ”

"Aren't you afraid that you will become like him?" Duan Shaojun said angrily. Brother Beast couldn't help but shudder, and his face was afraid.

"But it's because Daochang Li has taken too much that he will plough the field overnight like this." Duan Shaojun touched his chin, glanced back at the door that was closed by the abbot of the dream, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion. "As the saying goes, it makes sense."

"What colloquialism?" The beast brother, who was still hesitating, couldn't help but ask.

"There is no ploughed land, only tired cattle."

"Secluded, it's too much of grandma's seclusion, wahahaha......" Brother Beast was stunned at first, and after reacting, he immediately burst into laughter, and then he heard a cold snort from the abbot of the dream, which frightened the thing and stopped laughing.

After pulling Duan Shaojun into the pharmacy in front, Brother Beast, who had already made up his mind, still decided to test the law by himself, uh no, he tried the medicine by himself.

Duan Shaojun could only take out a wax pill the thickness of his little finger from his arms, and the pill in it was only one-fifth the size of Li Xuanzhen's old cow's nose that he swallowed.

"Isn't it? Brother Xian, you are so small? "Brother Beast is very dissatisfied." Brother Xian, don't forget Hu Xiaoniang and Brother Zhao Xian, the two of them, you have drunk so many times with Brother Xian, you can't be not uninteresting at all, right? ”

In the end, Duan Shaojun reluctantly threw six wax pills to this product, and sternly instructed him to only take one pill at a time, if he ate too much, the end would definitely be the same as Li Xuanzhen's old bull's nose, maybe the one with a slightly worse concentration might lose his yang and die.

Hearing Duan Shaojun say it so seriously, the beast brother who was originally hippie and smiling finally took these little wax pills seriously and promised Duan Shaojun that he would not eat more.

Seeing that Zhi was satisfied, and the beast brother with a lewd smile on his face rushed out of the shop to help in the porridge shop, Duan Shaojun breathed a sigh of relief, and was very satisfied in his heart. It seems that the Golden Gun does not pour pills has not only not reduced the effectiveness of the prescription in this historical time and space, but has all been enhanced, which is no worse than that Western medicine viagra.

Perhaps it is because the Chinese medicinal materials in the previous life are rarely naturally generated, and more because they are planted and matured by various artificial means. It's just that it seems too early for this thing to be used to make money, so let Brother Beast and his fox friends test it, and after confirming the dosage and effect, it is safe to find a way to make money.

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Duan Shaojun touched his chin, sat in a secluded corner of the pharmacy, looked intently at the rice paper in his hand, on which a bikini design had been given, nodded with satisfaction, and redesigned a slightly more conservative and normal women's underwear.

Of course, no matter how conservative it is, how can it be a three-point style, if not, how can you be embarrassed to call yourself a master of underwear fashion design in the 21st century?

I have to say that the versatile Duan Shaojun still has two brushes in drawing design, at least a series of several sets of women's underwear are quite realistic, and there will be absolutely no problem with doing it according to the picture.

But the problem is that women's bras must go through many trials and experiences before they can get the best solution.

Duan Shaojun, a master of underwear design, admired his work, and his eyes turned with Ximen Chuchu reverently.