Chapter 112: What do these two in-laws want to do?
I have to say that the heroine, who was originally a cold and arrogant woman, suddenly showed a little woman's posture, which was very tempting, but the problem was that Duan Shaojun was so sad that he still had the energy to appreciate it, sighing and taking off the wig cover and throwing it aside, scratching his scalp and starting to think about how he would return to Lanting City.
If this county is of other colors, Duan Shaojun can think of a way by himself, and he may be able to get by, but the problem is that this long skirt is so tender that it can pinch out the water...... God, I haven't used anything related to pink since I was born, let alone pink clothes.
What to do? Could it be that after a while, I took off my underwear and walked back? The problem is that as hot as today, I wore a pair of underwear in my clothes that night, and nothing else, could it be that I was wearing a pair of tight underwear that was tight and tight, and full of lines, running wildly in the mountains? Wearing it like this, it is strange not to be regarded as a psychopath or exhibitionist by pedestrians on the road, maybe the next day the big gossip in Lanting City is that Duan Moumou, a lay disciple who dreamed of the abbot, ran naked in the wilderness outside Lanting City, causing discomfort among a large number of middle-aged and elderly women, causing serious psychological shadows or something.
But soon, when he saw another pedestrian on the road, Duan Shaojun hurriedly put the hood back on his head, he couldn't have a short and flat little flat head, a handsome face with a well-defined silhouette painted red and green, and dressed in women's clothes, right? It was even more unacceptable than running naked, at least Duan Shaojun thought he didn't have such a heavy taste to appreciate.
Finally came to the wharf located seven miles east of Lanting City, perhaps because it was close to noon, there were few guests, and only one boat stopped here, seeing the ox cart coming slowly, the boatman greeted him with a happy face.
After Aunt Zhao followed up with the boatman's pretense and bargaining, she took out two taels of silver, and the boatman beckoned the man with a happy face to drive the ox cart to the boat.
"What should I do?" Duan Shaojun stood on the dock, the hood on his head was crooked, his expression was sad, and his eyes were depressed.
"What, you still want to follow us?" When Aunt Zhao saw Duan Shaojun's appearance, she couldn't help laughing, glanced back at the boatman who was pulling the ox cart away, and turned her head.
"The problem is that you can't send me like that, can you? Look at my outfit, how will I still practice medicine in the future, and how will I meet people? Duan Shaojun said urgently. You can't wrap yourself in bark or leaves, or just walk back to Lanting City with your orchid fingers pinched in red and green, right?
If you want to do this, how can you still mix in the crossing realm in the future, what does Chu Chu think of the girl, and dare to recognize herself as a disciple in her dream? I'm afraid that the dogs in the whole Lanting City will gesture at themselves with the middle finger.
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In the end, the kind-hearted Tranquility girl thought of a way, spent some money, bought a set of old clothes from the boatman, and gave it to Duan Shaojun. This made Duan Shaojun, who had been tortured by his heart and **, finally feel a trace of warmth.
After taking the clothes, Duan Shaojun said with gratitude. "Thank you Lady Ning, when I change my clothes, I will definitely return your dress to you."
"No, no, you can keep it...... Uh, no, you threw it away. Tranquility cautiously took two steps back, saving himself the spittle of the overly enthusiastic Duan Shaojun from spraying onto his hat, and said with a forced smile.
"That's it, what you wore by a stinky man, can I still wear it in my family?" Aunt Zhao glared at Duan Shaojun angrily. Then he walked to the boat with tranquility.
Looking at the backs of the two leaving, Duan Shaojun raised a firm middle finger with a smile on his face, which could be regarded as a reward for them for the suffering in the past two days.
The boat was slowly pushed away from the dock by Artemisia, and it was not far away, and the kind-hearted quiet girl couldn't help but wave her hand at this side. "Engong, thank you, I hope there will be a ...... in the future"
Duan Shaojun just smiled and waved his hand in response, and after reacting, he suddenly turned into a cold bird that shrank in the cold wind, and it was like a little poplar whose leaves were about to be blown away by the autumn wind, how desolate it was, how desolate it was. Seeing the two guests who had just come to the dock around him, as well as the strange look of the boatman on the boat, he couldn't help but burst into tears.
"Look at Mao, look, haven't you ever seen a singing costume in a costume?" Duan Shaojun glared at him viciously, rolled up his sleeves, and looked like he was looking for something. Frightened, the two guests waiting for the boat crawled out of the distance, for fear of provoking this neurotic who liked women's clothes and painted red and green on his face.
Duan Shaojun was stupidly holding the old clothes that Ning Jing had just bought, and just as he was about to turn around, he was startled, smoke and dust billowed near the end of the road, and a gray figure flew like an owl soaring above the cemetery. Behind him was a crowd of heavily armed, disheveled soldiers.
"Ping...... Son......" A resentful call was like a female ghost wandering on the Broken Soul Bridge for thousands of years, and Duan Shaojun had goosebumps all over his body when he heard it. On the boat, which had already sailed a few feet away from the shore, Zhao Qingping turned her head very slowly as if she had been hit by a thunderstorm.
Duan Shaojun saw Li Xuanzhen galloping over, and just waved his hand to say hello, but the old cow's nose flashed past him blindly, flew to the dock, and continued to call Ping'er affectionately.
The embarrassed Duan Shaojun withdrew his hand and rubbed the tip of his nose, his grandmother's, next time he was killed, he would not save this kind of ungrateful and forgetful old rascal.
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"Li Xuanzhen! You still have the guts to come! Aunt Zhao first took off the disguised things on her face, revealing the still looking, slightly pale face, looking at Li Xuanzhen who was anxious on the dock a few feet away, she couldn't help but feel a pain in her heart, and she stiffened her heart and shouted.
"Ping'er, you have to listen to my explanation." Sure enough, Li Xuanzhen's answer was really as Duan Shaojun guessed, it was simply the most bloody classic quotation in a third-rate romance drama.
"I don't listen, your sister was killed by you." Aunt Zhao, who had recovered her appearance, also responded cooperatively, hearing that Duan Shaojun really had the illusion that life was like acting.
"Boatman, don't you hurry up and pour the boat back, you pour it back, Master Dao, I will give you double the boat money." Seeing the boat gradually drifting downstream, Li Xuanzhen was so anxious that he stomped his feet.
The boatman was overjoyed and beckoned the boatman to turn the ship around.
"I'll give you three times the money for the boat, get out of here!" Zhao Qingping's face turned dark and shouted towards the boatman.
The boatman hesitated, and was about to turn around when he heard Li Xuanzhen on the shore shouting. "I'm out four."
"The old lady is five times out!"
After a lot of effort, the second senior brother Jianzhen, who was covered in sweat and dust, rushed to the dock and was shocked when he saw this scene. "What are these two in-laws doing?"
"It's supposed to be an auction, right?" Duan Shaojun touched his chin uncertainly. "Now the price has been called to two hundred and twenty-eight times the ship's price, I'm afraid it's enough to buy this ship......"
"Hey, you're ...... Is it really a little junior brother?! "Second Senior Brother Jianzhen turned his head, his mouth was grinning like a hippopotamus with a gunpowder gun in his ass, and his eyes were staring into geometric shapes." Brother, why are you dressed like this? ”
"You think I want to? It's not all forced. Duan Shaojun glanced at the second senior brother who didn't even understand Morse code, glanced at the soldier behind him who was about to run to the front, squeaked to the foot of the big tree next to the dock, quickly stripped off the pink dress on his body, and put the standard boatman's clothes on his body. Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, walked back to the dock, and continued to admire Li Xuanzhen and Zhao Qingping together, I am afraid that there will be a middle-aged man in his hundreds, who will continue to bid like a little child.
"What are you still looking at me?" Duan Shaojun stood for a while, and then saw the second senior brother Jianzhen looking at him with a ghostly expression, and couldn't help but look at the outfit on his body curiously, there was nothing wrong with it