Chapter 111: Admire, Flat-chested Woman with Big Adam's Node
As for why Duan Shaojun, a tall and burly woman, wanted to lie on the ox cart, she naturally used a sentence to cover up her illness, and when she heard the answer, she saw that the errand officer glanced at herself on the ox cart with a numb face and waved her hand to let the ox cart move forward, seeing such a careless inspection, Duan Shaojun directly burst into tears.
Paralysis, can you gatekeepers be a little more powerful, even if you don't require you to strip naked and check everyone for a full body examination, but you still have to take a closer look? How can there be a woman in the world with a flat chest and a big Adam's apple like herself? You won't mistake your dad for your own mom, will you? Depend on!
Finally, the ox cart slowly came to the city gate, two county guards and a monk walked over, Duan Shaojun looked at it, he was very excited, the familiar beard, rough thick eyebrows, copper bells and big eyes, it was his second senior brother Jianzhen.
It's a pity that this guy seems to be like those errand servants, he has neither physiology nor anatomy, so he just glanced at the girl in white and the goosebumpy Aunt Zhao so indiscriminately, and finally set his eyes on Duan Shaojun.
Duan Shaojun was overjoyed, and blinked at the second senior brother desperately, intending to blink out the Morse code to express his identity to the second senior brother and ask him for help.
The black and thick second senior brother Jianzhen walked closer with a thief's bald head, and saw Duan Shaojun's blinking eyes, touching the smooth head, and looking ignorant. "Amitabha, this female benefactor is not suffering from an eye disease."
"Yes, yes, my poor daughter Sanniang, she fell into such a problem when she was a child, and when she saw a stranger, she couldn't do anything except her eyelids." Aunt Zhao coughed lightly and nodded. Then he picked up a towel and wiped the unnecessary sweat on Duan Shaojun's face with a loving look, and then glared at Duan Shaojun fiercely.
Looking at the stupid and coarse second senior brother smirking and getting out of the way, as well as Aunt Zhao's fierce eyes, Duan Shaojun, who couldn't speak and couldn't move his hands, could only close his eyes in despair, Buddha, did you just watch me fall into the hands of these two female goblins who are more cunning than the white bone spirit and even more evil than the spider spirit?
Duan Shaojun sighed deeply in his heart, closed his eyes, and stopped talking, there was no hope. Now it's the old man lying in the car, posing casually, what do you like.
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It didn't take much effort, and Li Xuanzhen, who couldn't stay in the pharmacy, happened to wander in front of the city gate and said hello to Jianzhen. "How? Nothing was found. ”
"There aren't many people out of the city today, and very few of them go together." After Jianzhen stepped forward to salute, he touched his oily bald head and smiled.
"Didn't the three of you go out of town together?" Li Xuanzhen asked with a big yawn.
"Yes, there are only three women, who went out in an ox cart." Jianzhen replied after thinking about it seriously.
"How's it going, don't you look smart?" Li Xuanzhen, the old prostitute, suddenly forgot what he was doing here, and asked Jianzhen with bright eyes.
"This ......" Jianzhen didn't expect that Daoist Xuanzhen's thinking pattern was so strange, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. One of them was an old woman, and two young women, but unfortunately one was wearing a veil, and the other was quite tall, and she was sick and lying on the ox cart, unable to move, and blinking vigorously, and the old woman in the ox cart said that her daughter was suffering from an eye disease. ”
Hearing these words, Li Xuanzhen rolled his eyes and turned around to leave, but as soon as he took a step, Huo Ran turned around and grabbed Jianzhen, who was more than half a head taller than him, and asked. "Quite tall? Can't move, think about it again, what's so strange about those three women? ”
"Well, doesn't seem to be anything strange?" Jianzhen touched his bald head, rolled his eyes and thought for a long time, and then he was a little surprised. "The woman lying on the bullock cart seemed to have some ill-fitting clothes on her body, and her right hand seemed to make a familiar gesture."
Li Xuanzhen's eyes were puzzled at first, and when he saw Jianzhen using his carrot-thick middle finger to straighten it up, Li Xuanzhen's face suddenly changed greatly. "His grandmother is a Buddha, who else would compare like this except Duan Shaojun's little bastard."
Before the words fell, Li Xuanzhen screamed like an old demon in Montenegro, a pair of gray sleeves were spread, like an owl flapping its wings, sweeping towards the city gate, shouting Ping'er Wait for me not to go, and live out of the romance drama male supporting role of life and death.
Leaving Jianzhen still looking at his fingers in a daze, it took a long time to react, and his head was slapped with annoyance. It seems that when the junior brother was just rescued by the master and returned to the temple, he had made this gesture to the master.
"Dao Elder and other poor monks, you guys, don't you chase after you?!" Jianzhen strode towards Li Xuanzhen, and shouted at the soldiers who were still standing at the city gate and making a fool. After only a dozen breaths, these county guards rushed towards the outside of the city gate.
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After leaving the city and asking for Xu, Aunt Zhao unlocked the acupoints on Duan Shaojun's body. Duan Shaojun sat up in a hurry, rubbed his sore hands and limbs, and squeezed out a self-pleasing smile at Aunt Zhao. "Woman, can you let it go?"
“…… What's the panic, it's still too close to Lanting City now, and when we are far enough away, the old body will let you go. Aunt Zhao didn't even look at Duan Shaojun, but leaned to the front of Niu Niu, took the whip and reins from the hands of the quiet girl, and drove the ox cart away from Lanting City without looking back.
Ning Ning sat on the ox cart, first took off the hat on his head, took out a silk handkerchief and wiped the sweat on his cheeks, then took out a water bladder and handed it to Duan Shaojun. "Don't worry, although the little woman is not a gentleman, she is also a chivalrous and righteous Jianghu person. said that he would release Engong, and he would not lose his words. ”
Looking at the sweaty girl in front of her, and Duan Shaojun, who was sitting on the ox cart with his knees bent and pulling out a beautiful and seductive side arc of his long skirt, took the water and poured it several times. "I believe what you say, unlike some people......"
"Stinky boy, do you want to fight?!" Aunt Zhao, who was driving the ox cart, couldn't help but be angry, and she really wanted to keep this guy's mouth shut up, so as not to make people angry.
"Okay, Aunt Zhao, Engong, you have grievances, this is normal, it's just that we have no choice but to do it." Ning Jing rubbed her eyebrows with a headache, what happened to these two people, when they met, they were either hostile or bickering, on one side was their elders, and on the other hand, they were the engongs who had just saved their lives, and it was not suitable to help anyone.
"Understood, but, can you bring my clothes, I'll find a place to change, it's too uncomfortable to dress like this." Duan Shaojun handed the water bladder back to Ningning, and when he saw the pink dress on his body, he couldn't help but look bitter.
Duan Shaojun, who was dressed as a woman and had a resentful face, couldn't help but feel Wan'er. "Aunt Zhao, where are Engong's clothes?"
"Oops...... You don't say I forgot it, it seems that we were in too much of a hurry when we went out, and we left it in the room and didn't bring it out. Boy, you're going to wear it, and it's nice to have it. is still picky, do you know if this dress was given to you by Miss Ning. ”
"What?!" Duan Shaojun was dumbfounded for a moment, and glared at Aunt Zhao through gritted teeth. Paralyzed, you old woman must have done it on purpose, what is it good to wear, you have the ability to wear it. Seeing Duan Shaojun's gaze, the corners of Aunt Zhao's mouth twitched, and she continued to drive her ox cart leisurely, ignoring Duan Shaojun's gaze of choosing people to devour.
Duan Shaojun sat down on the ox cart in a dejected manner, looked up at the blue sky at a forty-five degree angle with a bag of tears in his eyes, Buddha, although Tang Seng had eighty-one difficulties back then, he was not forced to pretend to be a woman, and now, he is just a lay disciple, but he has to go through the ordeal that even Tang Seng has not experienced, you are too partial, right?
"I'm so sorry, I forgot about it just now." Seeing Duan Shaojun's embarrassment, Ning Jing, who finally couldn't help but laugh, couldn't help but chuckle, and then quickly reached out to cover his lips, and glanced at Duan Shaojun embarrassedly