Especially when I was in Beijing, those sons of the family were puffed with powder on their faces, wiped their red lips, and had to pinch their throats when they spoke, how could they be a disgusting sissy, which made Li Youwen, who has always been heroic and heroic, feel like a group of unclean creatures that need to be completely purified.

After Duan Shaojun grinned, he really couldn't refute this, Hu Xiaoniang's guy likes to put powder on his face, and there are several people he knows in Lanting County, and even some officials like to put powder on his face.

And Hu Xiaoniang's guy usually doesn't do it, but every night if he meets him in a brothel in a green house, this guy definitely has to put on makeup before he is willing to go, as if it is his protective film or mask.

But at this moment, his heart is very struggling and entangled, mainly because Li Youwen is really not a good-looking character, if he partners with her and pretends to be a couple, who knows if he will provoke this girl again and use a knife to stab himself?

In addition, listening to Li Youwen's tone, Duan Shaojun was extremely unhappy, how could this woman's way of evaluating men be like picking a duck with excellent appearance and good life?

Li Youwen continued to look at Duan Shaojun, who had a stiff expression and a dull gaze, and her mood became more and more comfortable, as if she had just drunk a bowl of iced sour plum soup in dog days.

"In short, since Ben Shuai has made a decision, it can't be changed, if you don't want to, then our previous agreement will be null and void, and Ben Gongzi would rather die in battle than be humiliated!" Li Youwen's words made Duan Shaojun speechless even if he had a thousand words.

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This woman is really too unreasonable, what should I do? Is it true that you have to make a reputation for seducing a long-legged mute nun? In that way, his reputation as pure as a pure little white flower on the top of a snow-capped mountain will be tarnished in an instant.

Not only stinks all over the Tang Dynasty, but also stinks to Saibei and Qihu. Loss, what a fucking loss.

Duan Shaojun tried his best to talk and tongue, and spent a lot of effort, but Li Youwen, whose temper has always been unable to pull back nine cows, gritted her teeth and did not let go, and later, this girl went directly to the fire, or just do it, don't do it and pull it down, who do it love, anyway, my aunt and grandmother are not afraid of death.

Duan Shaojun could only crawl out of the snow house in discouragement in the end. Behind the buttocks, there was a smiling Li Shenjin, this old man escaped, and such a disaster befell Duan someone's head, and the mood was like a bird shuttling between the green willows in the spring and March, not to mention how relaxed and happy it was.

"Duan Changshi, oh no, Duan Gongzi, congratulations, now, the matter is finally solved perfectly. Childe, why do you have such a sad face? Li Shenjin refreshed himself and did a few chest expansion exercises, catching up with Duan Shaojun's stumbling footsteps and persuading.

"I said Captain Li, what are you talking about now. When this happened to you, why didn't I feel happy, but looked like I had seen a ghost? Duan Shaojun turned his head viciously, glared at Li Shenjin with disdain, and said angrily.

Li Shenjin scratched his head with a bitter face, and smiled bitterly: "Duan Gongzi, the last general, oh no, the little one really can't afford it, she is a general, a dignified princess of Zhaoyang, no matter how small she is, she is also a royal family, in terms of seniority, or her nephew, you let me, how can I have that guts?" ”

The most courageless goods, Duan Shaojun snorted, decided not to pay attention to this guy, walked a few steps, and paused again. "Well, you go back and explain a few words to the general, when the time comes, if you see the leader or the big man among the Khu, maybe you need her to cooperate with the acting. I don't have any other requirements, but there is one thing, you are not allowed to raise your eyebrows at me in front of people, and you are not allowed to turn your face when acting. Otherwise, we'll all have to die. ”

"Don't worry, Childe, I'll go back and report to the princess, in addition, I will explain to everyone and others, we will start now, and we will all be the guards of your family, Childe." Li Shenjin was able to become the leader of Li Youwen's pro-soldiers, after all, he was not a brainless person, and he also knew the seriousness of this problem, nodded, and after giving Duan Shaojun a deep salute, he hurried back.

The guy pouted his ass and squeaked and suddenly got into the snow house where Li Youwen and Xiuniang were, Duan Shaojun shook his head helplessly, and continued to walk forward with heavy steps. Duan Shaojun felt that his shoulders were very heavy, and the weight was almost overwhelming.

Alas, for the sake of his own life, and at the same time, for the sake of the lives of his subordinates, he can only endure humiliation. But when I thought of the need to act with the grumpy and fiery Li Youwen, I put on a very good scene.

Duan Shaojun felt that his liver was cold, grandma, this is acting, this is clearly gambling with his life.

Qi Da, Xu Qing, Xu Zheng and the others all looked up very much, admired very much, and looked at Duan Dagongzi in front of them with a very envious look.

"Childe, you are really this ......" Qi Da shook his head, and gave Duan Shaojun a thumbs up with a look of admiration. You are really playful enough to come up with such a method, and most importantly, you actually came back unharmed after telling that General Li......

Hearing these words, he didn't feel good in his ears, Duan Shaojun glared at this guy with a stupid face, and subconsciously reached out and plucked his itchy ears.

Next to him, Xu Zheng looked even more incredulous. "Childe, that woman didn't use a knife at you? Could it be that you have been injured somewhere, you deliberately held on in order to reassure us. ”

Duan Shaojun was angry, and he shot the case, and he had to open his hair. "You bastards dare to yell at me again, believe it or not, I'll let you go bare-bottomed to that saltwater lake for winter swimming."

A vote of pro-soldiers was like a frightened rat hugging his head, and he found an excuse to sneak out of the snow house, during which Duan Shaojun also heard a certain schadenfreude laughter, if it wasn't for Qi Da to stop him, Duan Shaojun really wanted to pull out a knife and carve a chrysanthemum on the butt of each of these bastards who dared to laugh at him.

Xu Zheng, the unlucky ghost who was injured in the buttocks, could only try to shrink himself into a corner, pitifully shrinking into the animal skin, for fear that Duan Shaojun would find his own stubble. "Childe, don't be angry, the little one is just joking with you, if you want to liven up the atmosphere, don't you often say that you should keep a good mood under any circumstances?"

"Okay! Tonight, my son asked Xu Qing to add some ingredients when you changed the dressing, so that you can be in a happy mood until tomorrow morning, okay? Duan Shaojun smiled and raised his eyebrows at Xu Zheng.

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"Childe, I was wrong......" Xu Zheng was directly messy in the wind, if Childe really has the heart to rectify a person, it will definitely make people cry and laugh, life is better than death, it is better to quickly submit to softness, so as to surrender and lose half.

"Hmph, you kid, forget it, this son is too lazy to bother with you." Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes, sighed, and sat back down in front of the stove, with a bitter expression and a worried face.

"Childe, then General Li promised you, you should be happy, why are you so worried, but your heart is even more serious?" Qi Da, who had stayed, eagerly poured a cup of tea for Duan Shaojun and asked with a smile, his eyes full of undisguised gossip.

Duan Shaojun shook his head with a sad face. "You think I don't want to be happy? But that stinky woman actually came to the bottom of the kettle to draw salary, and now it's my son's turn to be frightened. ”

This made Qi Da more and more curious, and even Xu Zheng, who had just shrunk to the snow wall and tried to keep himself unnoticed, couldn't help but lean over and ask. "What do you mean by that? Could it be that girl who dares to threaten you? ”

"It's more important than the threat, that woman, actually asked me to pretend to be a thin lover who seduced her to elope, how could a serious person like Ben Gongzi do such a hurtful thing?" Duan Shaojun said indignantly. "The reputation of this son, but it's really about to be tarnished by that stinky girl."

Before Duan Shaojun's words fell, Qi Da took a sip of tea from his nose and eyes, and Xu Zheng next to him directly hit his face to the ground, and bounced back several times, and there was a dead silence in the snow house in an instant.