Chapter 533: How could Ben Shuai be tempted by mediocre and vulgar fans?

In the end, Li Youwen, who was speechless by Duan Shaojun and thought it was true, had to succumb to reality, and in order to strengthen Li Youwen's decision, Xiuniang decided to shave her head baldly.

"However, even if Ben Shuai agrees, we don't have anything, not only don't we have a monk's robe, but we don't even have a single Buddha bead, how can we disguise nuns?" Li Youwen raised a new question.

Duan Shaojun laughed treacherously twice, reached into his arms, and took out a string of Buddha beads that still carried body temperature, which was shiny, and the string of Buddha beads and beads carefully carved and inlaid with the seven treasures of Buddhism gold, silver, glass, coral, amber, clams, and agate appeared as soon as it appeared, and it was Her Royal Highness Li Youwen, the princess who was accustomed to seeing Ouchi's treasures, couldn't help but gasp.

"You can't have fooled this from the hands of some great monk, right?" Li Youwen snatched it away, looked carefully in the candlelight, and asked curiously.

Duan Shaojun almost made Li Youwen's words crooked. "I said, General, can you trust the character of the lower officer? Xiaguan is such a righteous man and gentleman with pure character, how can he be such a person? ”

Li Youwen couldn't help pouting, and couldn't put down admiring the string of Buddhist beads in her hand. "What kind of person you are, Ben Shuai knows very well. In other words, this string of Buddhist beads probably has a great origin, right? Can you tell me the origin of the Buddha beads first? The princess of a country who is handsome is saved, but she brings a string of Buddhist beads of unknown origin......"

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"This string of Buddhist beads was given to the lower officials by my master, Master Mengzhen. According to my uncle, the original owner of the Buddha beads was Mu Suoluo, the Dharma King of the Western Regions. Because of the debate with my uncle, I lost half of the money, and I was convinced, and I specially left this string of Buddhist beads, saying that if my uncle is a family, if there are any difficulties in the future, take this string of Buddhist beads to the Western Regions, and he should try his best to solve it. Duan Shaojun explained angrily.

"The Dharma King of the Western Regions, Mu Suoluo, is actually his Buddha bead token?" Li Youwen couldn't help but be taken aback. "More than ten years ago, the King of the Western Regions did enter Beijing once, and my grandfather heard that this monk from the Western Regions came to the Tang Dynasty to preach the scriptures, so he issued an order to invite him to enter the palace to pray for my grandmother and my father......

"This Dharma King is said to have a very high level of Buddhist cultivation, not only to shock the Western Regions, but even the Qihu people have begun to believe in Buddhism because of it, which can be said to be a great person."

Hearing this, Duan Shaojun couldn't help but secretly smack his tongue, damn, that guy is so famous, but that's okay, if this product is also famous on the grassland, then just let Li Youwen disguise himself as his disciple, hmm...... Duan Dagongzi found more and more that he was really incomparably intelligent, and he deserved to be the best at intrigues and tricks for a cultural person like himself.

"Look, General, these places are carved with Sanskrit, it's really beautiful......," the embroiderer also whispered in amazement.

"The Buddha beads are there, as for the monk's robe or something, you don't need it at all, after all, the general, what you play is a nun who eloped with someone, such a person will naturally hope that fewer people will know her identity as much as possible, will she blatantly wear a monk's robe and hold a degree plate?" Duan Shaojun's next words made Li Youwen have to admit that it was indeed very reasonable.

"Then this string of Buddhist beads can belong to Ben Shuai. Do you agree? Li Youwen squeezed the Buddha bead tightly, and her mind seemed to return to the scene of more than ten years ago, when the tall and burly old monk with a deep eagle nose was praying for the blessing of his parents who died early in the palace.

Looking at Li Youwen with a strange face, Duan Shaojun nodded after thinking for a while. "Since you like it, general, then take it, anyway, it's useless for the lower officials to keep it."

However, on the candidate who could make the pretty nun want to elope with her, Duan Shaojun frowned and pretended to be serious and pondered for a long time before speaking slowly. "How's Captain Li? Captain Li is tall and mighty, old and strong, and he is calm and ......" Duan Shaojun began to take all kinds of praise words on Captain Li, there was no way, many of them were not too touched, Duan Shaojun could only try to use words as much as possible to make up for Captain Li's appearance and shortcomings.

And Li Shenjin was stunned the first time he heard Duan Shaojun say his name, and looked at Duan Shaojun blankly, his head was completely thundered into a mess by these words. Dear, you want my life, don't you?

"Tut-tut, Lao Li is squatting next to you, take a closer look, where is he so personable?" Before Li Youwen could speak, the embroidery girl next to her glanced at Duan Shaojun with disdain, as if she had discovered the stupidest person in the world.

When Li Shenjin heard this, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, his head was like a chicken pecking rice, and his bearded horizontal face was squeezed like a chrysanthemum. "Yes, yes, yes, Xiuniang said it is too reasonable, the last general can really not afford it, and ask Duan Changshi to choose another smart one, just like this, it's okay to be a horse or a nurse, and ask Duan Changshi to raise your noble hand......"

Duan Shaojun didn't expect Xiuniang to have such a big grudge against Li Shenjin's middle-aged uncle, but when she thought about it carefully, the buddy's beard and thick eyebrows did not have anything to do with his personable demeanor. If such a man could seduce a beautiful nun with long legs, even the sheepdogs raised by the Chihu people would raise their middle paws with disdain, thinking that they were insulting their intelligence.

smashed his mouth, Duan Shaojun was about to pick another candidate, but heard Li Youwen, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly speak. "It's just you, Duan Changshi."

"Hmm...... Yes?! Wait, wait, wait, what general did I hear wrong? Duan Shaojun was taken aback, and quickly put away his thoughts about continuing to joke with this woman, and his head shook three points faster than a splashing wave.

Seeing Duan Shaojun's frightened and helpless appearance, on the contrary, General Li was very excited and proud, and he finally seized another opportunity to see this guy suffocated, how could he let it go?

Li Youwen leaned on the animal skin proudly, and the corners of her lips were lightly raised. "You heard it right, Ben Shuai means that you come to pretend to be the thin lover who tricked the nun into eloping with you."

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After Li Shenjin, who had just regained some senses, reacted, he slapped his thigh with joy. "The general's words are very kind, just this kid, oh no, just Duan Changshi's graceful demeanor, you are really the best candidate......"

Duan Shaojun ignored Li Shenjin, who was buzzing in his ears like a big green-headed fly, but looked at Li Youwen blankly, if two horns were installed on her head and a tail was added behind her, she would definitely be a long-legged version of the white rich beauty demon. What does this woman mean? He is a serious person with a wife and concubine.

Duan Shaojun licked his somewhat dry mouth. "General, in fact, the lower officials think that my personal soldier Xu Qing is the best candidate, he is handsome and versatile, and if he changes into a long shirt, he will definitely be able to fascinate a lot of little ladies......"

Li Youwen looked at Duan Shaojun with a trembling look curiously, but she became more and more relaxed and happy in her heart, and she was more and more sure that what she did was right. Cut it, with a face full of disdain. "How can Ben Shuai be tempted by those vulgar fans?"

Even if Duan Shaojun was sitting cross-legged, his soul was still completely kneeling in the void, yes, he was shocked by Li Youwen's thunderous words. Then according to what you mean, brother like this belongs to the country? Nima, Duan Shaojun felt that his soul was going crazy.

A chilling weird feeling came to his mind, Duan Shaojun forcibly held back the bitterness in his heart, and smiled bitterly. "Then what kind of general, Xia Guan thinks it is necessary to correct your wrong wording, vulgar powder is used to describe women, it doesn't seem appropriate for you to use it like this, right?"

"Ben Shuai thinks it's appropriate, then it's appropriate, why can this word only be used to describe women, don't you men have grease and powder?" Li Youwen glanced at Duan Shaojun with disdain. Men paint red and green, and she has really seen a lot.

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