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Welland is the most superstitious.

She listened to the advice of the goddess, thinking that the leopard head pillow can ward off evil spirits, the Bai Ze pillow can remove ghosts, and the bear pillow can make her husband healthy and long-lived, and spent a lot of money to let the goddess make three pillows for her.

God is pitiful, how can there be two fierce beasts in the world, Bai Ze and Fu Xiong, there is no doubt that she has been deceived.

It's okay to cheat money, but the most important thing is that Wei Lan only has one head, how can he sleep on three pillows? So, every night when she fell asleep, she had to ask the maid to wake her up once every hour and change her pillow, so could she sleep well?

Everyone in Chang'an City knew about this and thought it was a joke.

Now, Wei Lan was both scared and a little expectant, and said, "Huh? I? Advice to me, what is that? ”

"This ...... Seventh Aunt-in-law's Seven Jijiro in one night is really brave, but no matter how much you like her, sometimes you have to be generous. Otherwise, it will inevitably cause unforeseen disasters! ”

"Huh? And another unforeseen disaster? ”

"Of course. Let me tell you a few stories......"

Cui Geng told Wei Lan the story of several wives who abused their maidservants and suffered retribution.

For example, during the Northern and Southern Dynasties, there was a man named Du Chang. He had a servant girl named Jin Jing, who was ingenious. On this day, Du Chang washed his hair and asked Jin Jing to comb his hair. Qianqian's ten fingers, passing through Master Du's black hair, actually aroused the extreme jealousy of Du Chang's wife Liu, and then cut off Jin Jing's two fingers. However, it didn't take long for the Ryu family's retribution to come. Her hand was stung by a fox stabbing for no reason, and she couldn't be cured, and the last two fingers were broken.

For another example, during the Zhenguan period, there was a man named Fan Luo in Puyang, whose wife Ren was extremely jealous. Fan Luo once pampered a servant girl, but Ren didn't give up when he found out and cut off the maid's ears and nose. Soon after, Ren became pregnant and gave birth to a daughter, who was born without ears and nose, which was the retribution of Ren's abuse of the maidservant.

Also, during the reign of Gaozong, Liang Renyu, the general of Xiaowei, once pampered a servant girl. His wife, Lee, was so jealous that she tied up the maidservant and struck her on the head with a wooden rod and beat her to death. A month later, Li fell ill, and often saw the servant girl coming in the haze and asking her to die. Subsequently, four vicious sores grew on Lee's head, festering to the bone, wailing day and night, in agony, and died a few months later.

Cui Geng told such a story, of course, to scare Wei Lan.

To tell the truth, none of the Wei sisters are good birds, since Li Xian ascended the throne, they have sold their official positions, bullied the good, and even disregarded people's lives, and done many bad things.

Since Feng Taihe is "seven times a night", how can he not have a leg with the maid at home? With Wei Lan's urine sex, can he not abuse the maidservant?

Coupled with her extremely superstitious nature, there is no need to ask, these stories must have worked wonderfully.

Sure enough, after Cui Genggang finished telling the story of Liang Renyu's maidservant, Wei Lan couldn't hold back any longer, and said with a pale face: "How to solve this matter of killing the maid?" Jiro, can you show me the way? Belch...... I ask a monk to help those servant girls to achieve more success? ”

Wei He also couldn't wait to say: "There is also the matter of your uncle, Erlang also points out a clear way!" It's all your own relatives, you can't see death without help, right? ”

Li Bao'er teased: "Oh? Now remember that we are relatives? I thought you had forgotten. ”

"Uh......" Wellland and Wayhol didn't dare to argue.

Li Bao'er was unforgiving, and continued: "Auntie, if you want me to say, why do you bother to ask Erlang. That goddess Zhao Li, isn't it quite effective? ”

Wei He said with a smile: "Erlang can redress the grievances of the wronged ghosts, can make the dead speak, and have a friendship with the locust god, how can the Zhao Li clan compare with him?" ”

"What kind of ability is this? At least, Jiro can't be "seven times in one night", right? ”

……

This time, Li Bao'er can be regarded as raising her eyebrows, and constantly teasing the two, which can be regarded as avenging the revenge just now.

In the end, Wei Lan saw that it was not a problem, looked at Cui Geng and said, "Erlang, you have something to say, you can't let us who are elders beg you, right?" Belch...... Okay, if you really want to, I'll ...... I'll get down on your knees. ”

"Never!" Cui Geng hurriedly said: "The son-in-law must do his best, but the medicine will not die and the disease will not die, and the Buddha will have a fate, so the effect is not guaranteed." ”

"Erlang, if you can't do it, others can't do it. Say it, say it. ”

"Let's put it this way, please let the monks go over the handmaiden, one or two of them are happy. But if it's more...... Let's not talk about whether it will work or not, do you think that a real monk is willing to do such a lack of morality? ”

This answer is good, it is impossible for a Taoist monk to do it, isn't it a Taoist monk? Of course, it didn't work.

Wei Lan said: "Then what should I do? ”

Cui Geng said with a solemn face: "You still have to start from yourself, don't kill, don't create evil, and accumulate more yin skills." It must be said that the beggars in the city will be relieved, the lonely and widowed elderly will be helped, and the bridges and roads will be repaired...... Wait a minute. ”

"This ......"

Wei Lan and Wei He looked at each other, and said in their hearts that they should focus on doing good things and not doing bad things, so what is the meaning of living? Suddenly there was some hesitation.

Cui Geng said: "If you two don't want to, forget it, this is fate, and it's no wonder you." Besides, my method doesn't necessarily work, does it? ”

The more he showed that he didn't care, the more Wei Lan and Wei He believed it, and hurriedly said, "Don't, don't, can't we promise you?" ”

Call~~

Only now can Cui Geng breathe a sigh of relief. Today is basically the end of the day.

Since these two have promised to "not create evil", will the plan to decorate the mansion have to be stopped? In this case, the white sand is useless. Later, with a little subcalculation, you can bring the white sand over.

As for cashing out later?

Don't worry at all, with the urine sex of the Webster sisters, you can endure it for a day or two, and it is completely impossible to endure it for more than a month.

When the time comes, Lu Song and Feng Taihe will die young as in history, and they will be able to beat them upside down, saying that it is all due to their lack of morality.

If they can learn this lesson and change their ways, then they really have a bright future.

Perfect! Cui Geng secretly gave himself five hundred likes.

However, man is not as good as heaven, at this time

Smack~~~Smack~~~

Slowly, three crisp applause sounded, followed by a beautiful female voice, saying: "Interesting, interesting, worthy of the world-famous Cui Xiangye." Not only is it angry for your wife, but it can also make the victim grateful to you...... The liars of the world should respect you, and the slave family admires you very much? ”

"Who?"

The crowd "swooped" in a flash, revealing a pretty figure, with a concave and convex figure, a beautiful and delicate face, wearing a bright red pomegranate skirt, brown deerskin boots, with sachet appliqués, and a golden hairpin combing cloud bun.

None of them are so rare, but when they are matched like this, they make people feel bright, as if "beauty" should be like this. In other words, this is the best "model" of the Tang Dynasty.

Of course, no matter how good-looking she looks, she can only get close to Li Bao'er, the first beauty in Chang'an.

Cui Geng had long been surprised by the beauty, and when he saw that she had ruined his good deeds, his face sank, and he said, "Who are you?" ”

The woman was slightly blessed and said, "The people's girl is exquisite, see Cui Xiang!" Fang Cai's slave family suddenly became dizzy, rested for a while, so that it was half an hour late, and hoped for forgiveness. ”

"Folk girl?" Cui Geng sneered disapplausively: "It should be said that it is a prostitute ~ girl, are you an official prostitute or a private prostitute?" ”

Although everyone knows that Yu Linglong is now the number one prostitute in Chang'an, Cui Geng has been "prostitute" to "prostitute" for so much, but it is naked ~ naked humiliation.

Yu Linglong's face couldn't see joy or anger, and she said indifferently: "A private prostitute, she was sold into a brothel at the age of three, and it is well documented. ”

Cui Geng's tone eased slightly, and said: "Your background is pitiful enough, but no matter how pitiful it is, it is not a reason to talk nonsense." ”

"Oh? Nonsense? You mean, I just said you were a liar? ”

"Exactly."

"Then you have wronged the slave family, I'm afraid it's not me who is talking nonsense, but you, right?"

Well?

Now, no matter how stupid Cui Geng is, he can realize that something is wrong. The so-called prostitute, in terms of identity, is not as good as the innocent maidservants in the story just now.

What if it is the first prostitute in Chang'an? Cui Geng's concubine Qin Yu'er was still the first prostitute in Chang'an, and she was not accepted as a concubine by the petty official Duan Jian and sent around.

is such a weak woman, how dare she repeatedly provoke King Fuyang and Cui Geng, the prime minister of the dynasty? No need to ask, there is someone behind her, and she believes that that person can protect herself from Cui Geng's retaliation.

"Hehe, that's interesting." Cui Geng raised his eyebrows and said, "Why do you say that this official is a liar?" Jade Linglong little lady, let's talk about it? ”