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Wei He sneered and said: "Then the aunt has something to say, men like stunning women, and women also like handsome Langjun." For example, Ah Wu, doesn't she just like the Zhang brothers? Your Cui Erlang is good everywhere, but what does this look like......"

As she spoke, she tugged her right hand slightly and said, "Get up." ”

In response, it was Wei He's husband, Chen Guogong, Guanglu Doctor, and Prince Zhan Shi Lu Song.

Wei He instructed: "Husband, you stand beside Erlang." ”

"What for?"

Although Lu Song had doubts, he still stood side by side with Cui Geng.

Wei He continued: "Take a look at Bao'er, in terms of appearance and demeanor, is Erlang worthy of your uncle's shoes?" ”

"You ......"

Lu Song is a recognized beautiful man in Chang'an, Cui Geng is just a little handsome, just like the difference between a school grass and a popular star, the gap is really not small.

Li Bao'er was stunned by Wei He, and for a while she didn't know how to answer Wei He had already said in advance that she recognized Cui Geng's civil and military talents, what else do you want to say?

In the end, she said angrily: "What if the eldest aunt is a beautiful man?" My sister-in-law looks similar to Erlang, what do you have to be proud of? ”

The so-called sister-in-law is Wei Lan's husband Taichang Shaoqing Feng Taihe.

Wei Lan pursed his lips and said, "Bao'er, you don't understand this." In addition to being good-looking, this man must also have one thing that is powerful to be a real good man. Your uncle-in-law is known as "Seven Times in One Night", and my aunt is very useful. Your husband-in-law, is he okay? ”

"Uh......" Li Bao'er was speechless again.

Cui Geng's ability, that is, the posture of a middle-aged person, is of course no problem to satisfy Li Bao'er. But if you want to say "seven times a night", you may be able to do it hard when you are young, but when he married Li Bao'er, he was in his thirties, and his body was absolutely unbearable. Therefore, Li Bao'er was a little weak at that time.

Besides, Mrs. Feng and this Taichang Shaoqing rely on his wife, he was just an eight-rank petty official before, and he didn't have much reputation, of course he could boast of "seven times a night", and he was not afraid of being considered vulgar.

However, Cui Geng is the leader of the clear stream, and compared with others, he has lost his identity. So, lose one more point.

Li Bao'er couldn't reply, looked at Cui Geng angrily, and said coquettishly: "Erlang, you call the shots for me!" ”

It is said that Cui Geng's temperament will not get involved in such a thing.

However, he came here today with something to ask for, and he still wanted the white sand of Weihe and Weilan, so he couldn't shrink it now.

Cui Geng stood up and said, "The son-in-law will meet the fifth aunt and the seventh aunt!" ”

In fact, Wei He and Wei Lan are Wei Xuanzhen's second and third daughters, and the ranking here is from the big family of the Wei family, Wei He ranks fifth, and Wei Lan ranks seventh. Therefore, it turns out that people have always called them "Wu Niang" and "Qi Niang". After the Shenlong coup, the identities of these two people rose, whether they were close juniors or strangers, they all called them "Fifth Aunt" and "Seventh Aunt". Only Li Bao'er doesn't call it that, after all, these are the two who are qualified to call her aunt.

Wei He chuckled lightly and said, "What? Is Erlang going to stand out for Bao'er? Your literary name is spread all over the world, and we can't fight you when it comes to bickering, hehe! ”

Wei Lan said: "However, if it is compared to that ability, Erlang, you may have to lose a lot." ”

"Uh...... The son-in-law didn't want to quarrel with the two, but wanted to give each of them a piece of advice. ”

"Advice? What advice? ”

Cui Geng looked at Wei Hedao; "Let's give a piece of advice to the fifth aunt first. I heard that in ancient times, Pan An was extremely beautiful and threw fruits. Although his uncle-in-law Lu Song is slightly inferior, the scarf on his head is called "Lu Song" by the world, which is quite good. ”

In this era, ordinary people generally wore a hood on their heads, that is, a soft scarf. Officials wear a variant of the black gauze hat with a hat, and they also wear a hat at leisure.

However, the beautiful man Lu Song felt that it was too characterless to wear a hat, so he invented a special style: stacking the soft towel high, and then letting it droop naturally, it looked like the soft towel had fallen.

He is handsome and looks good in whatever he wears, Lu Song's outfit soon caused a major earthquake in the Chang'an fashion circle, and people named this kind of headscarf "Lu Songji". Those who stumble and fall also.

This is exactly what Wei He is proud of, and the corners of his mouth said with a smile: "There is such a thing, your uncle-in-law is not a martial artist, and only this matter is famous in the world." Why are you mentioning this? ”

However, she soon couldn't laugh, only to hear Cui Geng sigh and say, "Alas, this name is ominous, very ominous." I advised my uncle-in-law to quickly declare that it was forbidden for people to be called so, but it was really not possible, so I hurriedly begged His Majesty to issue a holy decree. Otherwise...... Sooner or later, something unexpected happens! ”

"Okay, you, Cui Erlang!" Wei He jumped to his feet and scolded: "You touch your chest, do you still have a conscience?" I just stumbled a few words with Bao'er, and you cursed your uncle-in-law to die? Is there anyone like you who is a junior? Hmph, my husband has an unforeseen disaster? Why don't you die! ”

Cui Geng's face showed sincerity, and said: "Auntie is angry, angry." As the saying goes, good medicine is good for disease, and good words are good for deeds. If you think what I said is unreasonable, you are willing to be punished, and the son-in-law has no complaints. ”

Of course, Wei He can say "I don't listen, I don't listen", but she is too interested in "punishing" Cui Gengke. Where did Princess Changning and Yang Shenjiao come from that enviable mansion? Isn't it "punished" Cui Geng?

She said angrily: "Okay, let's make a decision, you speak!" ”

Cui Gengdao: "Fifth Aunt Mingjian, the "hat" represents people's fame and wealth, and the meaning is very. For example, Sun Wuji, the eldest son of Zhao Guogong, at that time he liked to wear a felt hat made of black wool, and people all over the world liked this kind of hat very much, so he named this hat Zhao Gong Hun off. As a result, within a few days, Zhao Guogong was convicted and sent to Lingnan Road. Think about it, after calling for a long time to "take off", can Zhao Guogong's official hat not fall off? ”

Wei He was puzzled: "However, my husband's hat is called "Lu Songqi". What does this have to do with taking off the hat? ”

That's worse than "muddy"! Cui Geng's face was serious and said: "Fifth aunt, think about it, what does this word mean besides falling?" ”

Wei He hadn't read anything, so he looked at Lu Song and said, "What else does it mean?" ”

Lu Song smiled bitterly: "It's not embarrassing. For example, Chen Corpse, "Zhou Liqiu Official" cloud: Whoever kills people, he will be in the city for three days. For example, the fall, "The Eleventh Year of Xianggong on the Left" cloud: the team died and the country was defeated. For example, defeat, "Chinese Lu Yu Shang" cloud: 纣帣 in Beijing. ”

Wei He's face changed suddenly, and he said in shock: "The meaning of "Lu Songjiao" is not Lu Song...... Die? ”

Cui Geng added another fire and said; Also, this kind of hat is not entirely the first of its kind for my uncle. At the beginning, the scarf of Li Tai, the fourth son of Emperor Taizong, also stepped forward, and people thought it was very good-looking, and named it King Wei. As a result, poor Wei Wang Chitose died young at the age of thirty-two. The car in front of you is a lesson in the car behind, don't be careful! ”

Wei He was dumbfounded and said, "Really? ”

Lu Song said: "This is indeed the case, alas, but it is a pity that the wood has already been completed, even if His Majesty orders to ban it, it will be too late." It seems that the fate of our husband and wife is coming to an end......"

"No, it won't! No, it won't! ”

Wei He hurriedly pulled Cui Geng's sleeve and said, "Erlang, you must have a way, there must be one, right?" ”

What is Cui Geng's method, the reason why he said this is based on the records of later generations. According to records, Lu Song died less than a year later, and people attributed his death to the title "Lu Songjiao". Later, when people thought of it like this, even the eldest grandson Wuji and Li Tai thought of it.

Now it's called Cui Geng's thoughts, what can he do?

Cui Geng's eyes rolled and said, "It may not be too late to ask Your Majesty for the decree, let's do our best to obey the destiny of heaven." ”

After finishing speaking, he quickly changed the topic, looked at Wei Lan and said, "Seventh Aunt, I will give you advice now." ”