Croton is a dried and ripe fruit on the croton tree. In traditional Chinese medicine, the fruit of the croton is used in medicine, which is hot, pungent in taste, and very toxic, and belongs to the hot laxative, which can warm the intestines and diarrhea, reduce swelling by water, stagnate food and lodging, and cleanse the cold and cold in the stomach and intestines.

In modern medical theory, croton can destroy the cell membrane, so that the outflow of water is accelerated, the frequency of oxidative catabolism oscillation is accelerated, and the intestinal peristalsis is also accelerated and diarrhea is accelerated.

Donkeys and mules are the most constipated, so traders selling livestock in the cattle market often have croton fruit on hand. Once the animal is constipated, croton will be added to the grass in an appropriate amount to let the animal stool flow smoothly.

However, if you take too much croton, the animal will have severe diarrhea and weak limbs. Animals can't carry it, let alone people?

And this time, in order to worry that Croton would not be effective, Hu San'er deliberately asked the livestock dealer to squeeze the croton fruit into croton oil. The laxative properties of this croton oil are even more violent than that of croton fruit. Usually a small spoonful is added to the soup pot, no matter how powerful the man is, he will not be able to bear it, and he will not want it. But Hu San'er shook his hand this time, and he added seven or eight spoonfuls directly to the soup pot......

So much so that Cui Geng walked down the city tower before he could take a breath, he couldn't hold back, and instantly poured for thousands of miles, diarrhea and diarrhea, and almost became an anal fissure.

Hu San'er hid his nose and stared at Cui Geng in the distance, taking Cui County Lieutenant as a reference very chickenly, and seeing that the county lieutenant was squatting there and his face was pale, and he couldn't stand up, so he nodded secretly and said to the officials: "Brothers, the time is almost up, those mountain bandits on the city tower are iron-beaten elite men, and it is estimated that their limbs are weak at this moment." Hehe, although we are not in the sixties or seventies now, we are not able to deal with such a dozen or so helpless sick men? Walk! Follow me Hu San'er upstairs to catch the thief! ”

After that, Hu San'er was actually eager to try, and led people to rush to the city tower first.

As for the county lieutenant who was still in a weak state, he was very bitterly forgotten by them.

When Hu San'er went up to the city tower with dozens of servants with sticks and axes and kitchen knives, he saw that the city tower was full of puddles of pickled yellow matter, and the stench of choking people was disgusting.

And the bantam tiger and other ten mountain bandits were already lying on the ground on all fours, moaning weakly, and their bodies were almost diarrhea to the point of shock, and they fainted directly.

"Good guys!"

Hu San'er looked at the scene in front of him in a daze, completely dumbfounded. Is that all right?

It didn't take a single soldier to recapture the tower?

Looking at the completely scrapped mountain bandits in front of him, he glanced at the county lieutenant who was still in the corner of the city tower with a stubble, and knew that he had a big deal this time.

Immediately, he decisively explained to a yacha beside him: "Dog leftovers, you take the brothers to clean up the top, and remember to leave a copy of the horizontal knives that captured the mountain bandits!" Damn, that's good stuff. ”

"Come on, third brother, why are you going?"

"Lao Tzu has to hurry up and make amends to the county lieutenant!"

Hu San'er shouted as he ran down the tower: "I have to go and carry the county lieutenant to the tower." Damn, I guess at this moment, his old man can't stand up! ”

So far, without any effort, only the price of Cui Geng, the county lieutenant, has been strained, and the East Gate Tower has returned to the hands of the people of Qingyuan County.

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……

A battle without gunpowder smoke was resolved when the mountain bandits poured thousands of miles and smelled everywhere.

At this time, the one-eyed dragon led a group of mountain bandits, escorted Chen Ziang from the county office, and walked on the road to the county seat at night, slowly approaching the east gate.

Arriving at the bottom of the city, seeing that the east gate was still tightly closed, the one-eyed dragon nodded with satisfaction, and said secretly, Ah Hu is good, he is not lazy.

Immediately, he rushed down to the city tower and shouted: "Ah Hu, I am the eldest brother, hurry down with the brothers and open the city gate!" ”

On the city tower, the bantam tiger was being held to the neck by Hu San'er and others with a bright steel knife, his face was pale, and his eyebrows were full of weakness.

Cui Geng also sat on the ground, leaning against the corner of the wall, and ordered the bantam tiger with considerable difficulty: "How to answer, you don't need to teach you anymore, right?" ”

The bantam tiger really didn't have the strength to pull, so he mumbled, nodded, and prepared to open his mouth.

At this time, Hu San'er suddenly pushed the sharp blade to his neck for half a minute, and threatened in a low voice: "According to what my family taught you before, if there is a mistake, Lao Tzu will cut your head with a knife like cutting pigweed!" ”

"Uh... Don't dare, don't dare," the bantam blinked his eyes in a bit of panic, he didn't dare to nod his head indiscriminately, the knife was attached to his neck, and if he was not careful, he would see blood.

He took a deep breath and shouted with the only strength he had left: "It turned out to be the big boss, my stomach is a little uncomfortable, I guess what I ate to eat bad stomach, I let the brother come down and open the city gate for the big boss?" ”

"Damn, you're still eating a bad stomach? Net thing! Hurry up and don't grind, and let people come down and open the city gates. The one-eyed dragon did not suspect him, and roared impatiently.

"Okay, okay, I'll let people down!"

As soon as the bantam tiger was finished, several yacha had already changed the clothes and pants of the mountain bandits, put on the mountain bandits' hats, and went down to the city tower.

Several disguised officials worked together to lift down the heavy latch on the city gate, which was the size of a beam, and no three or four people could lift it down from the gate.

Soon, the gates slowly opened.

It was dark at night, and the one-eyed dragon couldn't see clearly the faces of a few mountain bandits who came down to open the city gate, and he didn't doubt him, so he shouted upstairs again: "Ah Hu, the eldest brother went out of the city to find a great fortune for the brothers!" You must guard this gate for your eldest brother. Except for Lao Tzu who brought people back to the city, who came, they were not allowed to open the city gates, did you hear clearly? ”

"Eh~ I heard it clearly, big brother put... Feel relieved! The voice of a bantam came from the castle tower.

The one-eyed dragon snorted, suddenly covered his nose, and scolded: "Damn, why is this East Gate so stinky?" You bastards have taken up other people's towers for a day, and you shit and pee everywhere! Alright, brethren, let's get out of town! ”

After that, he rode out of the east gate slowly.

The rest of the mountain bandits also followed the one-eyed dragon out of the city gate one after another.

In order to prevent Chen Ziang from escaping halfway, the one-eyed dragon deliberately let Chen Ziang walk in the middle of the team, and let several brothers personally escort him.

Just as Chen Ziang was about to walk out of the east gate, he suddenly stopped and shouted, "Wait a while!" ”

The one-eyed dragon grabbed the reins of the horse, turned his head impatiently, and scolded, "Dog officer, what do you want to do? ”

Chen Ziang pestle refused to move in place, pouted, "Hungry!" ”

"Damn, it's just you!" The one-eyed dragon said angrily, "When you get the silver, Lao Tzu will take you back to eat!" The wine tube is enough, and the meat tube is full! ”

Chen Ziang shook his head and said, "I'm hungry now, I can't walk when I'm hungry!" If you don't let the official eat something first, I can guarantee that you won't find a place to hide the silver! ”

"I'll fuck you, Lao Tzu has a bad temper, believe it or not, I'll stomp on you now!" The one-eyed dragon saw Chen Ziang looking like a scoundrel and scolded angrily.

Chen Ziang shrugged his shoulders and snorted: "If you want to kill quickly, kill me, can you expect Hu Zeyi to take you to find that silver?" ”

"Damn...... "Now it's the turn of the one-eyed dragon to lose his temper."

The conversation between Chen Ziang and the one-eyed dragon downstairs was naturally heard by Cui Geng word for word.

These were naturally discussed by him and Chen Ziang in advance.

Now he hurriedly whispered to the bantam, "Quick, just say that there is food upstairs, and let the brother who went down to open the door bring the official up, and then send him out of the city after eating!" ”

This is a very, very crucial step in the plan, and only in this way can Chen Ziang's life be saved.

Hu San'er gently pressed the steel knife to his neck again, and the bantam tiger's neck was already slightly bloodstained, he responded twice in pain, blinking his eyes and signaling Hu San'er to stop.

Immediately afterward, he shouted at the top of his voice: "Big brother, there is still some food left upstairs, let the brothers who came down to open the city gate first escort the dog officer up to cushion their stomachs." When the food is ready, I will have the dog officer sent out of the city. ”

When the one-eyed dragon heard this, his first reaction was to refuse. Now Chen Ziang is his money bag, and he must move within his sight.

But when I saw Chen Ziang's face full of confusion, he looked like he would rather be a broken jade than a complete tile, he shook his head depressedly, and said, "Okay, Ah Hu, this guy will be sent down to the city when he is full." Big brother is waiting outside the city gates! ”

"Don't worry, big brother, if he dares to mess around, I will cut off his head with a knife." Bantam shouted.

The one-eyed dragon panicked when he heard this, and shouted again and again: "No, no, no, I am waiting, don't hurt his life!" ”

Seeing Chen Ziang being escorted to the city tower, the one-eyed dragon dismounted outside the city, sat on the ground, and waited anxiously.

During this period, he kept urging the bantam tiger to let Chen Ziang eat faster and hurry downstairs and out of the city.

Soon, the bantam replied, saying that it was good to eat, and he would give it away.

Waiting for the mountain bandits who had escorted Chen Ziang upstairs to fill his stomach just now to come down again, the one-eyed dragon finally breathed a sigh of relief and was about to turn over and get on his horse......

Suddenly, he found that there was no Chen Ziang among the people!

What about people?

"Not good!"

His complexion suddenly changed, and he was ominous, and shouted: "Fooled! Ah Hu, you dare to deceive Lao Tzu??? Brothers, rush into the city with Lao Tzu! ”

To tell the truth, the one-eyed dragon was already cautious, and even if he waited outside the city gate, he was only waiting ten steps away from the city gate.

Ten steps away, just a little bit!

Jump a few times and you'll be in the city!

But the current ten-step distance has become his most fatal negligence.

When he led the people to re-enter the city as quickly as possible, the mountain bandits pretending to be Yacha had already begun to slowly close the city gate.

Unfortunately, the one-eyed dragon ended up one step away from the gates, and the gates were completely closed.

Boom!

The stout latch of the beam was lifted by several officials, and the heavy gate was completely bolted.

Let the one-eyed dragon kick and bump outside the huge city gate, and the city gate was stunned.

"Ah Hu, you dog, how dare you betray Lao Tzu?"

"When Lao Tzu enters the city, it will be the day when you will be cut with a thousand knives!"

"Brothers, go, and bang on the gates together!"

"Brothers, rest assured, Buffalo and Fang Junshi are still in the county office. The Qingyuan County Order is still in the hands of the buffalo! As long as we can break through the city gate, the silver and women in Qingyuan County, brothers can take it and play as much as you like! ”

……

Under the clamor of the one-eyed dragon, dozens of mountain bandits began to work together again and banged the city gate with a bang.

Chen Ziang, who was standing on the city tower and had just escaped the catastrophe, leaned down and poked his head out, looking at the scene of so many mountain bandits slamming the door under the city tower, listening to the muffled loud sound of hitting the door, and panicked for no reason.

He shook his head with a worried face and said, "It's not good, we don't have bows and arrows!" ”

He knew very well that once the one-eyed dragon under the city tower broke into the city again with more than forty mountain bandits, he was afraid that Qingyuan County would face a bloody massacre and plunder. As long as the mountain bandits enter the city again, they will no longer have long-term plans, but will plunder and loot for temporary profits.

As for the fast catchers on the city tower, they don't have the strength and courage to fight the mountain bandits face to face.

"You have to find a way as soon as possible, you can't go on like this!"

Chen Ziang said: "If you don't expel the mountain bandits who hit the gate under the city, I'm afraid that this city gate will be knocked open by them sooner or later!" ”

"Don't panic... Don't panic... Lord Prefectural! ”

Cui Geng, who had diarrhea and weak legs, sat against the city wall, waved his hand weakly, and said, "I have been prepared!" Wildly... Hu San'er, where did you die? ”

"It's coming, it's coming!" Hu San'er ran to Cui Geng with a fart, handed over a bowl of water, and said with a flattering smile, "The little one is not worried about what your mouth is dry about, Lord County Lieutenant, so I went to get you a bowl of water." ”

Cui Geng stared at the water bowl with a strange expression, he was so empty that he couldn't get angry, and scolded: "Nima's, at this time, you let the official drink water, do you think Lao Tzu is not thin enough?" ”

Hu San'er: "......"

Chen Ziang: "......"

Cui Geng waved his hand weakly and ordered: "Don't be stupid, what about the stone that you asked you to prepare before?" Move out, smash them downstairs in the city, smash them to death, and smash them to death in these ...... who have suffered a thousand cuts."

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