"I'm afraid!"

Chen Ziang glanced at Hu Zeyi beside the one-eyed dragon with disdain, and said disdainfully: "But this official is more afraid of leaving a stench for 10,000 years after death!" ”

Hu Zeyi knew that Chen Ziang was pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, and his face was even more panicked, and he scolded angrily: "Chen Ziang, you are presumptuous!" ”

Hu Zeyi's annoyance, shame and anger, in the eyes of the one-eyed dragon, is more like the endless anger after the secret he tried so hard to hide was exposed.

It seems that this dog official surnamed Hu really has a ghost in his heart!

Syllable!

The one-eyed dragon slapped Hu Zeyi's head directly and scolded: "You shut up Lao Tzu!" The surname is Chen, let me ask you again, is this hundreds of thousands of dollars in money and food taxes serious? ”

Chen Ziang said: "Seriously! ”

"Hell, this is a fictitious thing, don't believe him!" Hu Zeyi explained as much as he could.

But in exchange, the one-eyed dragon raised his hand again and smashed him in the face with a fierce punch, directly smashing him into a dazzling eye and buzzing.

"If you intervene again, Lao Tzu will stomp your dog's head!" The one-eyed dragon threatened Hu Zeyi with a murderous awe, and then asked Chen Ziang urgently, "Then where is this tax hidden?" ”

Chen Ziang shook his head silently.

"Hahaha......"

The one-eyed dragon pinched his teeth and waved his hand: "Buffalo, let these people go!" ”

Driven by the big buffalo, these merchants and gentry rushed out of the county gate as if they had been granted amnesty and rushed to flee for their lives.

"The surname Chen, people, Lao Tzu has also been released, can you say it now?" The one-eyed dragon raised his chin at Chen Ziang.

Chen Ziang said: "That huge amount of money and taxes is hidden outside the city!" ”

"What? Hiding outside the city? ”

The one-eyed dragon looked at Chen Ziang with some disbelief, and wondered, "How can such a large sum of money and grain taxes be hidden outside the city?" Are you a three-year-old child? ”

"Believe it or not!" Chen Ziang spread his hands, looking like he loved it or not.

The one-eyed dragon glanced at Fang Ming and asked, "Master Fang, what do you think?" ”

Fang Ming also shook his head and said: "It is said that this money and grain tax is the public money of the imperial court, and if you want to hoard it, it will also be hoarded in the treasury of the county government, where is the reason to hide it outside the city?" ”

"It's such a reason, surnamed Chen, aren't you playing with Lao Tzu?" The one-eyed dragon stepped forward and grabbed Chen Ziang's collar and shouted, "You really don't dare to kill you?" ”

Chen Ziang said: "That's right, according to the rules, the public money of the imperial court should be hoarded in the treasury of the county government, and then transported to Quanzhou as scheduled to be escorted into Chang'an by the government office." But since there was a bandit trouble in Longxi County a while ago, Hu County Ling was worried that one day the mountain bandits plundered the city and looted the county government treasury. Then I came up with this unexpected solution. He once told Ben that the most dangerous place is probably the safest place. And he said that no matter how cunning you are, you will never think that we will hide the money and food taxes outside the city. Alas, you don't know anything......"

Chen Ziang paused, sighed lightly and shook his head: "As a landlord, losing money, grain, and taxes is a serious crime, and the worst is losing your own head, and the worst crime is losing the head of the whole family!" You must know that even if the county seat of Qingyuan is occupied by you, you will withdraw in a few days, and it is impossible to occupy the county seat and wait for the imperial court to send a large army to encircle and suppress it; But the county government tax has been robbed by you, and it will never be recovered. Therefore, in the eyes of Chen and Hu County, the weight of money and grain taxes is more important than the safety of the county! ”

"I see!"

The one-eyed dragon and Fang Ming nodded thoughtfully, especially the one-eyed dragon, because they were the ones who caused the trouble in Longxi County, they could naturally understand Hu Zeyi's worries. Immediately, he kicked Hu Zeyi and asked, "Dog officer, is this surnamed Chen true or false?" ”

Hu Zeyi waved his hand again and again and shouted: "Fake, fake, don't believe him, he's talking nonsense!" ”

"Snort...... You mountain bandit is really funny, the official has told you in such detail, you still want to ask him Hu Zeyi? ”

In the face of Hu Zeyi's denial, Chen Ziang's face did not change, and he mocked the one-eyed dragon with a sneer: "They all say that if you lose money, food, and taxes, you will lose your head, and you still ask him if Hu Zeyi is true or false, it's really funny!" ”

"Uh......"

The one-eyed dragon suddenly choked, and when he thought about it, it was really true. If the dog official surnamed Hu is willing to say it, he will say it when the knife is on his neck last night. This guy just saw that his gang would evacuate after ransacking Qingyuan County, so he planned to hide this secret to the end.

it!

The one-eyed dragon glanced at Hu Zeyi with a flattering face with disgust, and scolded secretly, sure enough, there is no good thing in the officials!

Immediately, he ignored Hu Zeyi's defense, and asked Chen Ziang again: "Then where is this huge amount of silver hidden outside the city?" ”

Chen Ziang said: "The place where the silver is hidden is in an extremely hidden place outside the city, which is not conspicuous and has no place name, so I will take you there!" ”

"It's good!"

The one-eyed dragon beckoned to the big buffalo and ordered: "Buffalo, you take five brothers and go out of the city with him, and then send someone into the city to inform Lao Tzu when you find the place where the silver is hidden!" ”

The big buffalo nodded in response, and immediately picked five mountain bandits from the courtyard of the lobby to accompany them out of the city.

And when Chen Ziang heard that the one-eyed dragon only sent six mountain bandits out of the city with him, he immediately panicked, oh no! Bad things!

Immediately, his mind changed instantly, and he suddenly said: "The place where the silver is hidden is outside the city, you have to think about who to send there!" After all, wealth is moving, so I can only take you to the place where the silver is hidden. When you get there, it's none of my business what your men do! ”

"Huh?"

When the one-eyed dragon heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched for no reason, and he subconsciously glanced at the big buffalo with a naïve face, and then looked at the five mountain bandits behind the buffalo who were about to leave the city, and secretly thought, this dog official surnamed Chen reminded Lao Tzu, hundreds of thousands of pieces of silver, in case they moved their minds and took the silver directly and ran away, what should they do? No, no, I don't know my heart, I don't know my heart, don't look at the buffalo who seems to be very loyal to Lao Tzu, but I can't keep this kid unmoved when he sees such a large sum of silver. No one can believe this, and Lao Tzu has to go out by himself!

He changed his mind and said, "Buffalo, you and the five brothers behind you stayed in the county office, and watched the dog official surnamed Hu for Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu took the other brothers out of the city, and when he took the money, he will have your share! ”

"Then dare to be kind, can we still trust you, boss? Boss rest assured, I will definitely guard the county government and be optimistic about this dog official surnamed Hu! The big buffalo did not doubt him, and nodded in response.

"Good brother!"

The one-eyed dragon went up and patted the buffalo on the shoulder, and said, "If this surnamed Chen dares to deceive Lao Tzu, you will slaughter this guy for the boss yourself!" ”

As he spoke, he pointed at Hu Zeyi.

Hu Zeyi pouted, his legs were paralyzed on the ground in fright, and he whimpered: "Big boss, don't believe him, there is no ...... outside the city at all"

Boom!

Before he finished speaking, the buffalo kicked Hu Zeyi and snorted: "Dog, there are so many words, it's very annoying!" ”

Seeing this, the one-eyed dragon raised his chin at Chen Ziang and said, "The surname Chen, lead the way." But Lao Tzu reminds you again one last time, if you dare to lie to Lao Tzu, your end will be miserable! ”

Chen Ziang didn't turn his head and snorted, walked in front of himself, and said lightly: "So many of you go out of the city with me, my life is in your hands, can I still run away with three heads and six arms?" Let's go! ”

"Humph! Forgive me for not daring! ”

After the one-eyed dragon left five mountain bandits for the buffalo, he gathered all the mountain bandits, waved his big hand, and shouted in high spirits: "Brothers, go with Lao Tzu to carry silver outside the city!" ”

……

……

At this time, the east gate is upstairs.

Cui Geng dressed as a chef and carried a burden on his shoulders to the city tower.

When the Bantam Tiger's men saw Cui Geng carrying the burden to the city, they immediately stepped forward to surround him, drew their swords and shouted, "What person? ”

Cui Geng suddenly squatted on the ground in horror, hugged his head and shouted: "Heroes and grandfathers, don't hurt my life, below is the cook of the county lord's family, and the king of your family asked me to bring food to several heroes in the city tower!" ”

"Huh? It turned out that the big boss was worried about the hungry brothers and asked people to bring food! ”

"Haha, the cook of the county order? I didn't expect that my dog leftovers would also have a day to eat the county lord's rations, and the glory of the ancestors! ”

"Brothers, open it and see what it is?"

"Hey, there's a pot of soup in this basket, and it's steaming."

"There are meat patties in the basket here, well, Lao Tzu smelled it, it was a fresh mutton patty."

"Grandma, I've been hungry for a day, brothers, hurry up!"

"Cook, hurry up and scoop soup for the masters!"

……

Cui Geng's eyes flashed with joy when he heard this, and then he stood up from the ground tremblingly, leaned over and took out the soup pot in the basket, put the soup into the bowl, and then distributed the bowls to these mountain bandits one by one.

"Stop it! Don't drink it! ”

Suddenly, the bantam swooped down from behind and roared violently.

Immediately afterwards, he stared at Cui Geng with pity, squinted his eyes and asked, "You said that you were sent by our big boss to deliver food?" ”

The sudden change made Cui Geng's heart chuckle, and when he saw all the mountain bandits, he suddenly put down the soup bowl that came to his mouth, and said that his heart was going to be bad.

He pretended to be calm and nodded, "Yes!" ”

Bantam asked, "Do you know who we are?" ”

Cui Geng nodded again.

Bantam Tiger sneered: "Then you know that Lao Tzu is a mountain bandit, you still dare to come to deliver food?" Moreover, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that the big boss would be so careless to let you deliver food! Isn't he afraid that you're leaking our word in the city? ”

Cui Geng listened to the bantam tiger's repeated questions, and knew that he had encountered hard stubble, but he didn't expect that the leader of this gang of bandits guarding the city was still a thoughtful guy.

However, he still said the words he had arranged before: "The little one is the domestic slave of the county lord, and he is responsible for the county lord's weekday meals." My lord is now in the hands of your king, and the little one is familiar with the road from Qingyuan City to the east gate at night, so your king dares to let me deliver food at ease. The king of your family said that if the little one dares to come nonsense, he will take the life of my master. And also... And..."

Listening to Cui Geng's words, the bantam tiger's face softened slightly, and he asked, "What else?" ”

Cui Gengdao: "And my parents are also servants of the county lord, and now their lives are also in the hands of the king of your family." ”

It turns out that there is a weakness in the hands of the big boss!

When Bantam heard this, he couldn't help but nod.

At this time, a very hungry mountain bandit urged: "Second master, don't be suspicious, the brothers are hungry, hurry up and eat!" Only when you are full can you have the strength to defend the city. ”

"You know a!"

Bantam snatched the soup bowl from the mountain bandit's hand, suspiciously leaned over to his nose and sniffed it, then handed it to Cui Geng, and ordered, "You eat this bowl of soup first." ”

What?

Cui Geng couldn't help but shake his hand, and took the soup in the bantam tiger's hand with some astonishment, and hesitated.

Seeing Cui Geng's hesitation, the bantam tiger laughed and said, "Hehe, Lao Tzu knows that you have a problem, what's wrong?" Don't dare to eat it, do you? Is it poisoned inside, ready to poison us? ”

Grass!

Cui Geng scolded in his heart, Wang Ba Lizi is really cautious and cautious!

But the situation in front of him, as well as the time he had made an appointment with Chen Ziang in advance, couldn't help but look ahead and backward, only to see him shaking his head in panic and defending: "Don't dare, how dare the little one poison the soup?" ”

Bantam urged: "Then you drink a bowl for Lao Tzu first!" ”

"Good!"

Cui Geng couldn't care about it so much anymore, so he put the soup bowl to his mouth, raised his head and muttered, drank the soup in one go, wiped his mouth, and said, "Look, it's okay!" ”

"Uh......"

Seeing that Cui Geng was drinking so crisply, the bantam tiger no longer doubted him, and waved his hand to expel him: "Okay, you can get out!" ”

Waiting for Cui Geng to get down the city tower, he grabbed a bowl of soup as soon as possible, and then hid in the corner with two meatloafs, and rushed to fill his stomach first.

Seeing this, the rest of the mountain bandits couldn't help but secretly curse the bantam tiger, and at the same time, they also began to rush to grab food.

In a short time, a pot full of soup and a basket of meatloaf will be eaten by them.

……

Cui Geng came down to the city tower and stroked his stomach to a dark corner under the city tower, where Hu San'er and the others had already quietly hidden.

When Hu San'er saw Cui Geng coming back, he asked anxiously: "Lord County Lieutenant, how is it?" Did they all eat and drink what they picked up? ”

Cui Geng nodded and did not speak.

However, with the faint moonlight, Hu San'er still found that Cui Gengmian was strange, and asked, "Lord County Lieutenant, what's wrong with you?" ”

Cui Geng's brows furrowed violently, he couldn't help but clench his legs, shook his head and said, "Uh, it's okay, it's okay~"

Gollum ~ Gollum Gollum ~

Suddenly, his stomach rang inexplicably, like thunder.

Puff~

Another stinky fart!

"Huh! It stinks! ”

Hu San'er and the others subconsciously covered their noses.

Puff puff~

Stinky farts are all over the place, and the noise is endless!

Cui Erlang's feeling at this time is simply worse than death!

Suddenly, he felt a flood of power as if it was about to break through the sky and burst out of his anus!

"Hu San'er of the dog day, how much the fuck do you put crotons in the soup?"

"Ouch, I can't help it!"

"Hu San'er, what the fuck are you doing stupidly? Why don't you send someone to touch the city tower and see what is going on with the gang of mountain bandits on the city tower? ”

"Ouch, my mother, I've killed Lao Tzu, Hu San'er, you can't die well!"

After the repeated words fell, Cui Geng had already squatted in a corner not far away, hurriedly took off his pants, and poured thousands of miles!

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