As the sun set, Ruan Dacheng sat in the lobby of Sun Yuanzhong's army, recalling the previous scene at the forefront, and still had a thrilling feeling. Candy floss--

It was terrible, and he didn't want to do it again.

Those six monsters were so annoying that the old man's good singing fell into their mouths and turned into a tool for torturing people.

The six of them took turns to climb the big tree like a relay and sang a song to the Jiannu on the opposite side with a loudspeaker.

Each person sings for half an hour and then comes down, and another person goes up.

The people who come down are treated very well, and they all have a cup of cold rock sugar white fungus to moisten their throats, so that they can maintain a continuous output of magic sounds. These dramas are often trained for a long time, and as a generous family, Ruan Dacheng naturally knows how powerful they are. These 'bastard' things sing for an hour in one breath, their voices are not shady, their physical strength is not reduced, and they speak clearly, and they can send every word to the ears of tens of millions of people before they can be regarded as entering the 'door'

。

They sang so badly that once they started singing, you felt that the thousands of 'chicken' bumps in the vest were protruding, as if there was a 'hairy' haha brush brushing on the soles of your feet.

Ruan Dacheng was originally a person who was 'fine' in the rhythm of sound, and he was already sensitive to sound, which was even more unbearable. If it is not necessary to maintain the majesty of the military department, it is necessary to plug the ears with your fingers.

He also wondered in his heart, what was the use of Sun Yuan singing day and night in such a few scenes, and he decided to be patient for a while.

Fortunately, it was very cool here, and the mood of the orchard was very high after returning to the army, and it even changed its 'flowers' to make a lot of cold products, which tasted very good.

He even came to the interest and personally instructed a few excellent singers to sing, and he was very happy.

About half an hour later, when another actor climbed the tree and started singing, a soldier of the Ningxiang Army pointed to the Qing camp in front and shouted, "There is movement." [Marshmallow]"

Ruan Dacheng hurriedly looked intently, and saw that under the white 'flower' and 'flower' sun, a group of 'chaotic' soldiers rushed out of the high soil of the enemy camp that was shining, all shouting nonsense, like a swarm of headless flies.

The dead silence of the old camp of Duoduo suddenly came to life.

The actor who was just afraid to go up the tree trembled obviously. The face pale stopped. Xingtai shouted below: "Sing, keep singing, otherwise I will cut you!" Rest assured, Jiannu's cannon is waste. ”

"Cannon!" Ruan Dacheng felt a little wrong.

At this moment, there was a sudden "boom", and you could clearly see that a cloud of white smoke spread out on the enemy's long perimeter, and black shells broke through the air.

Ruan Dacheng said "ah". The rock sugar white fungus soup in his hand fell from his hand, and the juice was drenched all over his body. In the end, his entourage was even more of a big 'chaos'. Some people lie on the ground, some want to escape into the house, and some hide directly behind the big banyan tree.

The soldiers of the Ningxiang Army did not move, they all stretched their necks and looked ahead, and Xingtai even had a sarcastic smile in his eyes.

Suddenly, the Jiannu cannonball fell a hundred steps away from Ruan Dacheng, bounced, landed, and bounced again

。 Landing again. After two or three times, it finally stopped.

Xingtai yelled at the actor on the tree: "Jiannu's cannonball 'firing' range is not enough, and it can't reach us here, this is General Pablo's calculation, don't worry." Who told you to stop, don't have a head? Sing, keep singing! ”

The play trembled. He began to sing again: "Ah, yes, ah, crying him, pulling, pulling, pulling, pulling him, and Hugh turned Wangfu Mountain into a stand." Bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter this male 'female' is frying. Pain, pain, pain, pain in my liver and intestines 'excited' scraping. I, I, I, there is no scum dead by the miasma river, you, you, you, you are a husband and a widow. Let's go, let's go, let's not replace our sons and daughters in the field, good, good, good. These three words told the king to leave, go, go, go. ”

It was the singing segment in Ruan Dacheng's "'Spring' Lantern Riddle", which was sung by him with a trembling and crying false voice, which was really trembling and tender, but it was also suitable for the situation.

The lethality of this song is really powerful, and I saw that all the soldiers of the Ningxiang Army were full of pain, even if their ears were blocked.

Ruan Dacheng was also 'smacked' by this song, it was really ugly, as if a knife was scraping on your skull.

Seeing that Jiannu's cannon couldn't shoot so far, Ruan Dacheng's entourage gathered around him in shock.

Jiannu's cannon was still 'firing', and the solid cannonballs were bouncing in the open space in front of them, so lively, and the sound of the cannons covered the singing of the play.

After two rounds of artillery, Jiannu estimated that he was not able to get sunburned, and he had no food in his mouth, and fighting under the scorching sun was the most physically exhausting. So, the enemy died down.

As soon as they stopped, the opera's singing began to sing again, still a sissy "natural sound." ”

"Ah, yes, yes, Yuan is him, he, he, he, he is still so 'straight' and 'chested' tiger sitting on his hand. How, how, how, just out of his 'door', hate, hate, hate, hate for 500 years and hit the enemy. Big, big, big, grievances are all big, let's go, let's go, let's go, digest all the old hatreds with new graces. He please, please, please, please say that the root of the tooth is slippery, total, total, always, always his eyes are out of two 'flowers'. Think, think, think, want to be powdered on the makeup table that day. ”

……

Thousands of people suddenly shouted at the same time from the enemy camp in the distance: "you, stop singing, stop singing!" ”

Ruan Dacheng couldn't help laughing, and laughed: "This method is good, this method is good."

。 Indeed, singing so non-stop day and night, no one can stand it. Come to think of it, it would be good to have two out of ten of Jiannu's morale. ”

"Yes, Da Sima said yes." The attendants responded, and at the same time burst into laughter.

It took a long time for Ruan Dacheng to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes that were smiling: "This hand is beautiful, reward!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiannu's cannon began to roar again.

Strange to say, there was no whistling sound in the sky from the previous rounds of 'shooting'.

It turned out that the enemy used empty cartridges, which were only loaded with "shot" and "medicine" packs, but not with artillery shells.

Ruan Dacheng immediately understood that Jiannu's 'cannon' was purely to suppress the voices of the actors, not to fight. Moreover, the range of their artillery is not enough. It's the same, and I don't bother to reload the shells with that effort.

Since the enemy's artillery is not enough to shoot the cannonballs here, and now Suo "Xing" has not even loaded the cannonballs, Ruan Dacheng is interested, and Suo "Xing" walked to the front, building a pergola with his hands, wanting to see with his own eyes what the legendary Jiannu looks like.

At this moment, a long scream rose from the sky behind him, startling Ruan Dacheng and shrinking his head.

I saw a solid iron bullet draw a graceful arc in the air, directly landing on the enemy's artillery position.

It was about that cannonball that hit Jiannu's gunpowder barrel directly, and with a bang, the flames 'fired' in four directions, a sea of fire, and Jiannu's cannon was dumbfounded. Vaguely, I could hear the screams of Jiannu's wounded soldiers, and the sound of the rout's 'chaotic' escape from the long siege.

"Good!"

At this moment, everyone was cheering loudly. Even the group of actors applauded delicately, and when they saw the enemy being beaten so badly, they really had no distinction between north and south, and no distinction between men and women, and they all rejoiced.

It turned out that the enemy had been fighting for so long that the position was exposed. How was the artillery of the Ningxiang Army willing to let go of this opportunity and 'fired' in one volley to solve the battle.

Ruan Dacheng stroked his beard, feeling relieved and happy.

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