My name is Guoyuan, a native of Jining, Shandong...... Actually, it's not true. "≤, my common name is Gou Leftover, Yellow Dog Leftover. The name in the Ningxiang Army, or the legal name, is Guoyuan.

I'm a fireman now, cooking for Ruan Dacheng and Ruan Shangshu. Actually, I was also a fireman in the Ningxiang Army before.

The little monk raised a flock of chickens, and under the feeding of the good food and vegetables from Lord Ruan, the chickens grew so fat. I was also anxious in my heart, when would I fight, when would I be able to return to the army, the chickens had grown up, and the brothers would not be able to fight without eating the food I cooked.

Amitabha, Xiao Wei only wants to go back to the army earlier at the moment, he is really anxious.

Later, I returned to the old army, but I came with Ruan Shangshu.

Ruan Dacheng is nominally the governor of the world, even if he is temporary, but if the army of the towns in Jiangbei wants to launch a large-scale attack on Jiannu, he still has to inform him to show respect. Therefore, I came to the front with Lord Ruan, and also met the old brothers in the army. When Lord Ruan first arrived at the front line in Yangzhou, he was as willing to eat the canned food of the Ningxiang Army as anyone who had eaten this kind of military food for the first time, but after eating it for a while, let alone eating it, even if he smelled it, he wanted to vomit. Ruan Shangshu is now inseparable from the little monk...... No, is the army really going to go on a general offensive, great, great, I can finally come back.

No wonder the guards under Ruan Shangshu didn't ask as usual when they saw me today: "Orchard, when will you fight?" ”

You can't just say, "It's coming, it's coming." The little monk really said with a sense of loss.

Speaking of meeting with the brothers of the old army, there is another story in this.

Because the commanders and local officials of the towns had not yet arrived, and the Hou Ye and Xingping Bo Gaojie were idle people, they invited them to the forefront of the encirclement to investigate the enemy's situation. Hou Ye has the courage of ten thousand people, that is, the protector of the Buddhist family, King Kong, and every time he fights, he will be set at the forefront, saying that it is convenient to grasp the first-hand enemy situation.

If something is good, it will be effective. In this way, the military commanders of all battalions and armies in Yangzhou Town also followed suit. So far ahead. It really put a lot of pressure on the defense of the troops. In the end, Mr. Huang You was so angry that he issued an order that no officer should set up a command post within ten miles of the enemy camp, otherwise the military law would be ruthless. In this way, this crooked wind was stopped.

Ruan Dacheng heard that the commanders of the two most capable armies of the Ming army were now on the front line, and he was interested, so he ran over. The little monk, as his attendant, naturally followed.

Soon. He regretted his decision, this kind of hot weather can only be withstood by heroes like Hou Ye and Xing Pingbo, who are covered in steel and iron bones, Lord Ruan was quickly wilted like a cabbage, and he was embarrassed to leave, so he endured it so much.

After hearing the sound of singing from Yuan Chu, Ruan Dacheng hurriedly borrowed this excuse and led his entourage over, called it a patrol, but in fact, it was to hide from the shade.

It turns out that Lord Ruan is wise, and the little monk is also too hot to stand it. The problem is that with such a big sun, your heart can't calm down at all. In such a hot summer, even if Shakyamuni said that he had to choose a leafy Bodhi tree, right? When we got to the ground, there was a half-pulled farmhouse in the front, and there was a huge banyan tree in the yard. The pavilion is like a canopy, completely covering the entire courtyard. The best thing is that there is also a clear spring in the courtyard, the breeze is coming, and the green shadow is waving, although the Western paradise is nothing more than that.

Just got to the ground. I saw two sentries standing on the road outside the courtyard, but they were Lao Yao and Xin Laosi of the team where the little monk was. Immediately overjoyed, he couldn't help but say: "Da Sima, the front is the former army of the little monk." ”

At this time, seeing a lot of people coming, Xin Laosi shouted: "Password!" ”

Lord Ruan Dacheng was stunned, but his entourage shouted at the same time: "Fireman Orchard." ”

Xin Laosi and Lao Yao relaxed. He shouted, "Come here, my own people!" Orchard, you're finally back, let's eat canned food these days, don't talk about the birds that fade out of our mouths, I'm afraid that in a few days, the flood beasts will come out, and we can save our lives. ”

Lord Ruan couldn't help but snort: "The password is correct." ”

Then, his men laughed at the same time, much to the embarrassment of Xiao Wei. However, the poor monk was still a little proud in his heart, which showed that my fame had also grown.

"On such a hot day, I have no appetite for anything, what to eat! By the way, I also raised a flock of chickens, and when the general attack started, I would give everyone a strong march, hey, the team is right, you guys are okay now, everyone is okay. Why is it so noisy here, how can someone sing...... By the way, this is Ruan Shangshu, the military department Shangshu. "When I saw my comrades-in-arms all of a sudden, I was also very excited, and I couldn't speak.

Seeing Lord Ruan and explaining his intentions, all the brothers came out one after another, and stepped forward to salute without humility or arrogance.

Seeing that everyone was behaving decently, Ruan Shangshu seemed to be very satisfied, helped everyone up, comforted them for a long time, and then asked what was going on with the singing here just now.

Hearing Ruan Dacheng's question, everyone called six sixteen or seventeen-year-old actors over to greet them. These six actors were born with thin skin and tender flesh, but they were timid, and when they saw Ruan Shangshu, they fell to the ground and couldn't raise their heads.

Hearing Lord Shangshu's question, the team came over to tell him that this was a method that Hou Ye came up with, and invited six actors to come over and sing to the Jiannu on the opposite side, so as to break the enemy's morale.

Ruan Dacheng was annoyed when he heard it, saying that this thing is really ridiculous, I have only heard of inviting the opera troupe to boost the morale of the army, when has it been used to break the morale of the enemy, I am afraid that the more Jiannu listens to the drama you sing, the more he wants to listen to it, and he will be full of energy.

"What do adults know, how can they make up their minds. The deep meaning of Hou Ye is not something that ordinary people can understand. "At this moment, a tall samurai walked in, it was none other than Xingtai of the Military Coordination Office.

Seeing a man dressed as a slave walk in, Ruan Shangshu was taken aback, and his entourage was also in a mess. It was only half a day before Xingtai was wearing the uniform of the Ningxiang Army, and then he realized that it was his own person.

Xingtai saw Ruan Shangshu but only gave up his hand slightly, and his expression was quite disapproving. Ruan Shangshu saw that he was a Tartar savage, and knew that he didn't know the etiquette and didn't think so, so he asked him what he meant by this sentence.

Xingtai hadn't replied yet, and our team was wry and said with a smile: "Great Sima, indeed, listening to the drama is a pleasant thing, but you can't stand the days and nights, and it will be ten days and a half months when you hear it." Moreover, some of these six plays are well-known for their medium energy, loud voice, and good endurance...... The most important thing is that it is really ugly to sing. In the past few days, not to mention the Jiannu on the other side, even we have made it impossible to think about food and tea, and we are all going crazy. ”

"I don't understand what this is." Ruan Dacheng didn't understand, and the little monk was also full of doubts.

Xingtai said lightly: "If Da Sima doesn't believe it, you can see it with your own eyes." ”

Ruan Dacheng bowed slightly: "The breeze here caresses the face, it's very cool, it's good to listen." ”

Knowing that there was a drama to listen to, not only Lord Ruan's entourage, but even the little monk was very happy.

Soon, Xin Laosi moved a long ladder and built it on the big banyan tree. Before Ruan Shangshu could ask what this meant, a playmaker held a horn rolled out of copper in his hand and climbed up the tree quickly, looking at his sharpness, showing that practice makes perfect.

He stood on a tree more than a foot high, put his mouth to the trumpet, and sang with his head high: "Get up and lean on the railing, Danqing look at it." Yang Cui sleeves, accompanied by red shirts, warblers and butterflies are also simple. When will we meet in Wushan? Lil draws in general. ”

As soon as I opened my mouthful, I ate one. Since the little monk came to Ruan Shangshu's side, he not only had to cook for his old man, but also served him. In order to successfully complete the task assigned by the detective factory, I naturally wanted to please him, and read through everything Ruan Shangshu had written before, whether it was Bagu Shiwen or opera lyrics.

The lyrics of this drama are suddenly the lyrics of Miss Li Feiyun in Ruan Dacheng's swallow note.

Yan Zijian tells the story of the grievances and hatreds between Huo Duliang, a scholar in the Tang Dynasty, and Hua Xingyun, a famous prostitute, and Li Feiyun, the daughter of Shangshu, which is really lingering and compassionate, and people are deeply moved.

This is also one of the must-sing repertoire in Kunqu Opera, and after hearing Ruan Dacheng's identity, Fang Cai deliberately sang this joke to please him.

Obviously, Ruan Shangshu was very satisfied, sitting under the shade of the tree, touching his beard with his hands, blowing this cool breeze, and enjoying it very much. But after only hearing a few words, Da Sima's face changed.

It's so ugly, it hurts the ears too much.

To be honest, the singing skills of this play are not very good. It's not a horn. Otherwise, it would be impossible to be invited to the army, and the Hou Ye would not be willing to pay a lot of money for this. But this person is better than having a bright voice and a long enough breath. This singing, the voice was so loud and sharp that the brass horn in his hand did not know what magic there was, and the delicate voice of the male and female voice was far away, echoing in the wilderness.

It's as if someone has a knife and is scraping the glazed tiles, leaving your teeth sour. How can a person's voice become like this, how can it make people uncomfortable like this?

The magic sound pierced the brain, and the little monk was sung so unstable that his heart was unstable, and he fell directly to a level.

Almost at the same time, all the brothers in the team blocked their ears at the same time, and even Xingtai, a tartar, clenched his fists vigorously, and his body trembled slightly.

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My name is Guoyuan, a native of Jining, Shandong.

Amitabha, Xiao Qu has finally returned to the army to see his brothers. Later, I learned that this was called a noise offensive, and the six scenes were sung by you and I appeared, day and night, reducing the morale of the enemy.

The voice of the six dramas is not only loud, not only sharp, but also feminine, and the mother is a group of sissies. It makes people want to wipe a knife on their throats, and kill them like chickens, so that they will not be tortured by this inhumane. Amitabha Buddha forgave the little monk for his anger and murderous intentions. Even if you come here, I'm afraid that there is no compassion, and a Sumeru Mountain will go down and smash this group of monsters that are neither male nor female!

Under this kind of day and night song, even if Jiannu is a piece of steel, it has to be refined into finger wrapping.

My name is Guoyuan, a native of Jining, Shandong. At the moment, I want to kill.