Chapter 110: If You Dare to Come Over, I'll Dare to Shout for Help......

However, he was finally able to lie down and sleep, yesterday he was tied to the pillar and slept for half a night, and today he was busy for another day of work for the treatment of the quiet girl, Duan Shaojun was already too tired to stand it. I found a thin quilt and pillow from the cabinet on the side, and fell asleep without taking off my clothes.

After a lot of effort, hearing the sound of breathing from outside, Aunt Zhao shook her head with some laughter, why is this stinky boy so heartless. Tucked the corners of the quilt for Tranquility, who had already fallen asleep, and gently blew out the candle.

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Duan Shaojun looked at the two women in front of him blankly, one had goosebumps, the other was young and beautiful, but unfortunately the young and beautiful quiet girl put on the veil hat again, covering the pretty face comparable to that of a movie star in later generations.

This is not the point, the point is that Aunt Zhao, an old woman with goosebumps, is still holding a piece of women's clothing in her hand and keeps comparing and measuring in front of Duan Shaojun. Seeing that Duan Shaojun, who had just finished breakfast, had goosebumps all over his body. "Woman, I'm a man, what do you want to do here with this long dress?"

"No, I just need a little favor from you." I don't know how Aunt Zhao did the disguise technique, when she laughed, the wrinkles on her face also moved, but there was a bit of stiffness and weirdness. If you put your hair down again, you can get rid of Sadako who just crawled out of the black and white TV.

"How can you help?" Duan Shaojun, who has been smart since he was a child, knew how to take off his pants at the age of three and pee ******, and knew that he was stealing a kiss from the beautiful little girl at the next table at the age of six, even if he had guessed the truth, he still couldn't believe it. This old lady actually has such dirty thoughts and intentions.

"Now this Lanting City is full of soldiers, and the Four Gates and the Water Gate are also strictly guarded. Since we can't kill that Li Xuanzhen for the time being, we naturally have to leave first and then make plans. However, there is such a big battle in Lanting City, presumably for you kid, so it is only appropriate for you to go out of the city with us. ”

Aunt Zhao's scheming words have already explained the truth, Duan Shaojun smashed his mouth, and was quite moved in his heart, thinking about it, it must be the result of the joint efforts of his temporary Buddha-worshipping master, Mengzhu, abbot, and Ximen brothers and sisters.

"Therefore, the old body needs to dress up for you, so as not to be recognized by others." Aunt Zhao then said the request that made Duan Shaojun's heart extremely congested.

Looking at that long skirt, thinking that his dignified hot-blooded man was going to wear a long skirt and make his head, and his eyes were flattering, Duan Shaojun really had a sense of chagrin that life was worse than death, did he have a wrong nerve at that time, and he would actually go to save the old prostitute of Xuan Zhendao.

Could it be that God can't stand it anymore, and wants to borrow the hands of these two women to get rid of Li Xuanzhen, the shame of Zhenwu Mountain, the source of human evil, but he was disturbed by himself, and in a fit of anger, he put the mold on his body?

"No! I'm a man anyway, and I don't wear your women's clothes. Duan Shaojun shouted and wanted to run, but he felt a finger on his body, and he fell directly to the ground.

"Don't, you guys, if you dare to come over, I'll shout for help!" Duan Shaojun looked panicked, grabbed the placket of his clothes, and retreated.

Aunt Zhao's wrinkled old face squeezed out a weird smile. "Scream, scream, no one will come over no matter how loud you scream."

Hearing this, both Aunt Zhao and Duan Shaojun couldn't help but shudder, such an answer seemed to be too obscene and hooligan.

Aunt Zhao wiped off the goosebumps on the back of her hand, and stretched out another finger to pinch Duan Shaojun's shout that was about to scream. The result...... Naturally, he sat stiffly in front of the dresser, and was dumbfounded by Aunt Zhao, a master of disguise, to make up and change his appearance.

"Engong, you just bear with it, as long as we leave Lanting City, we will let ......you go," next to him, comforting Duan Shaojun's tranquility with an apologetic face Seeing that the originally angular face was smeared with red rouge, he couldn't help but hide his lips and laugh.

Duan Shaojun blinked and looked at himself in the bronze mirror painted red and green, and there must be at least hundreds of thousands of grass and mud horses running wild on the Mara Gobi in his heart, setting off smoke and dust like a sandstorm. But it's hard to be pointed. I can't speak, I can't run with my feet, I can only silently hold a bag of tears, and accept the transformation of Aunt Zhao, a woman with a bad taste.

Half an hour later, Duan Shaojun and his clothes were lying on an ox cart, the quiet girl sat in front and drove the ox cart slowly, and the old lady pretended by Aunt Zhao sat next to Duan Shaojun, holding a paper umbrella to shade Duan Shaojun with a concerned face, as if she was a grandmother who loved her beloved daughter or granddaughter.

"Boy, you can bear with it more, but you can't help it even if you want to?" Aunt Zhao, who was quite proud of her Lanting City exit plan, said proudly in a voice that only Duan Shaojun could hear. "Don't worry, kid, as long as you don't move obediently, when you get out of the city safely, you will naturally be released......"

Hearing this old woman chattering crookedly in his ear, Duan Shaojun really wanted to kick this old lady out of the car. It's a pity that the magical martial arts, the legendary acupoints, make Duan Shaojun feel like a patient with myasthenia gravis, or a high paraplegic patient with paralysis below the cervical spine, not to mention raising his foot to kick, even if he moves a finger, it is as difficult as the old Red Army who is climbing the Snow Mountain.

Ignoring the nagging of this old lady, Duan Shaojun continued to work hard to move his fingers millimeter by millimeter, who can guarantee that these two women will not be able to talk and let themselves go when they leave the city? What if these two women see that they are so handsome and dashing and suave, and want to snatch themselves back as their husbands?

Well, if it's a quiet and smart girl, it's okay, and it's okay to push half and half, but if it's the old lady in front of me who has a habit of pretending to be an old woman, it's really better to live than die.

And these are all quite good, what if these two women hate the house and Wu, and feel that they can't kill Li Xuanzhen's old prostitute, so they can kill themselves easily? It was really snowing in June, and there was nowhere to shout grievances.

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Sure enough, on the way, I also met the errand soldiers and the soldiers of Lanting County, but the IQ and observation of these guys are just like passers-by and extras in film and television dramas, and they are blind to such a tall man with an angular face, and such obvious male and female makeup, and even an old county soldier staring at him with starry eyes, which made Duan Shaojun so disgusted that he almost vomited.

His grandmother's, Duan Shaojun was so angry that he wanted to jump up, pinched this guy's neck, and sprayed the spit on the young man's face, so that he could take a good look at the obvious Adam's apple on his neck, as well as the thick bones, strong muscles, flat and strong chest muscles, which were similar to women. However, before that, you have to determine whether the young man is looking for a good friend.

While thinking wildly, while using the strength of breastfeeding, he finally put his right hand in the most classic posture of later generations, sos? This is impossible, no matter how soft Duan Shaojun's fingers are, he can't twist five fingers into that shape. Instead, four fingers are clenched into fists, and the middle finger is outstretched.

After a short effort, he came to the gate in the north of the city, where at least fifty county guards were fully armed, and the entire gate was tightly blocked, and every man and woman entering or leaving the city would be carefully screened.

"Aunt Zhao, you are optimistic about him, I will pass." Tranquility took a deep breath a little nervously, waved the whip in his hand, and flicked it on the back of the oxen, and the ox cart slowly moved towards the city gate.

He was still a dozen steps away from the city gate, but he was stopped by the messenger on the side. The tranquility covered with light gauze opened his mouth to explain, saying that he was passing through Lanting City, and seeing that the scenery was quite good, he lingered for a few more days, and he was going to Yangzhou today