Chapter 532: On the Importance of Pretending to Be a Nun
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Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be curious that the embroidery girl beside Li Youwen was about to speak, but Li Youwen directly interrupted the question that Duan Shaojun was about to ask. Please search ()! The fastest update, "What Ben Shuai wants to hear is not a retelling of your plan, but what you have to say." ”
Duan Shaojun Youwen's face was serious, so she had to nod. "Since the general is interested, then it doesn't hurt for the lower official to say it directly." I'm afraid that this woman still doubts that she will do something unfavorable to her, so she wants to hear it with her own ears and judge for herself whether she is lying.
This is really nothing, anyway, Duan Shaojun has always been a righteous gentleman who is consistent with his words and deeds, and he should play hooligan...... Ahem, in short, this upright gentleman is a righteous gentleman, and he will never be hypocritical enough to pretend to be a gentleman and say hooligan things and do hooligan things.
Li Youwen, who had a black line on her face, spitted in front of Duan who was flying sideways, and a strong thought of wanting to kill this guy jumped up and down in Li Youwen's mind more than once.
This guy, this guy actually came up with such a way, and actually wanted Ben Shuai, this princess, to pretend to be a nun, and a nun who eloped with a man?
"If you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, grandma and grandma, I will kill you now!" Li Youwen finally couldn't hold back her anger, punched the ground in front of her, and said viciously.
Who is Duan Shaojun? is definitely a righteous gentleman, and he is also a gentleman who is not under the dangerous wall, and he is as good as a stream, after being punched by Li Youwen's powder fist on the ground where there is still dead grass, he was immediately dumbfounded like an amplifier machine that pressed the pause button.
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Li Youwen's bulging chest rose and fell violently, showing her inner unpeace. "You, Ben Shuai is a dignified princess, a daughter, but you, you want Ben Shuai to pretend to be a nun who eloped with a man?! You, do you still have a little bit of humanity?! Do you have the slightest reverence for the gods and Buddhas? ”
Duan Shaojun didn't expect that Li Youwen's reaction would be so intense, but after listening to it, he also felt that it seemed normal for this woman to have emotions, if a normal woman was shaved bald, she would be slandered as a nun who eloped with a man, even if she didn't blow up her lungs, she would have to blow up her breasts.
This high-ranking woman just pounded the ground with her fist, which is already very good, and of course, the breast shape is also very good, ahem...... Be serious. Don't forget the fist mark just now, that power, which made Duan Shaojun think of the strong King Kong fist of Shaolin Temple? Is there such a kung fu? That's what it means, anyway.
"You, why don't you speak, why, don't you dare to refute Ben Shuai's rebuke to you?" After Li Youwen rambled a lot, she found that although Duan Shaojun didn't speak, her expression was very disapproving, which made Li Youwen feel a strong sense of frustration.
"General Fang Cai told the lower officials to shut up, and the lower officials dared to speak on their own?" Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes helplessly and explained.
Li Youwen glared at this annoying guy, don't mention what you should mention, don't mention what you shouldn't mention, deliberately embarrass Ben Shuai, isn't it? At this time, the embroidery girl next to her brought the medicinal soup, and Li Youwen took it and tried to extinguish the shame and anger in her heart by drinking the medicine.
After drinking the medicinal juice, he took the maltose cube handed by the embroidery lady and threw it into his mouth, and finally let his hot face begin to return to its normal color. "Tell me, what kind of reasons do you have? If you want Ben Shuai to do this, if you are not satisfied...... Hum! ”
"What if what the lower official said is true? I wonder what the general will do? Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes, and with his mouth that can coax birds down the tree and obediently enter the cage, he can't clean up the general who is not deeply involved in the world?
Li Youwen has the heart to listen to you when the time comes, but she is afraid that this bad guy with crooked eyes and troubled waters will come up with some ghost ideas to rectify himself.
After all, he had offended him many times before, but if he didn't agree, wouldn't it be too much, wouldn't it be too dignified, and Princess Zhaoyang, the general of Zuo Yulinwei, didn't even have the courage to bet against this guy.
Shaojun's expression, Li Youwen felt angry that she was actually being by this guy for no reason, and nodded heavily at the moment. "Okay, Ben Shuai promises you, as long as you say that you are indeed reasonable, even if Ben Shuai listens to your instructions, what's the matter?"
Hearing this, Li Shenjin and Xiuniang next to him couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and their faces were happy, sure enough, this kid is really good-mouthed, and as soon as he came up, he directly blocked the general in a dilemma, forcing her to agree, it seems that there is really hope.
Duan Shaojun was overjoyed and hurriedly stated. "Then you have to say it first, don't lose your temper, don't lose face in front of the Qihu people, don't expose your identity, don't ......"
Li Youwen suddenly raised her eyebrows and slapped her leg. "Are you enough, Ben Shuai is not your slave, why do you have to listen to you in everything?"
Hearing the general's answer, Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes and was really speechless, and only then did he say dejectedly for a long time. "Then please pretend to be an eloped nun who can't speak, so that you should be able to close more loopholes. General, don't stare anymore, the lower officer said very clearly, if you can't even agree to such a request, then let's just shoot it up and break up, why do you want to go. ”
Li Youwen retracted her gaze stupidly and said in a sullen voice. "That's okay, if Ben Shuai loses, just do it."
"Then we'll settle our minds." Duan Shaojun asked with a hot iron, and Li Youwen snorted stupidly. "You go to Zuo Yu Linwei to inquire, if Ben Shuai is the kind of villain who doesn't believe in his words, how can he make tens of thousands of soldiers willingly obey?"
"Just have the words of the general. So, I can tell the general the reason for your dismissal, first, the way you look now, no matter how you hide it, there is no way to hide the fact that you have no hair now. Duan Shaojun looked at Li Youwen's head.
Well, maybe Li Youwen also thinks that Indian Ah San's headdress is too ugly, so in addition to rebandaging, she put a black veil on her head. Coupled with the general's natural beauty, this dress really has an Arab style.
Duan Shaojun was secretly happy in his heart, hmm...... After a while, this son will match you with Lalang, who will you match? Li Shenjin next to him, the obscene uncle, or Qi Da's scarface, or Xu Zheng's buddy with a flowering ass, or Xu Qing, the little white face.
Alas, there are too many candidates, and I will slowly pick this woman for a while, and when the time comes, my son is just happy to think about the appearance of those pro-soldiers trembling and pretending to be Qingqing with General Li, Duan Shaojun almost laughed out loud, it was too much of his grandmother's amusement.
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As soon as Li Youwen heard this, she couldn't help but feel a fierce anger in her heart, glaring angrily at Duan Shaojun, the culprit, if her eyes could kill people, then Duan Shaojun should have been cut by a thousand knives by now.
It's a pity that his eyes don't have the slightest lethal ability for a cheeky person like Duan Shaojun after all. Duan Shaojun began to spit and flicker, no, he was stating all kinds of reasonable and well-founded reasons, in order to demonstrate how correct he was to let Li Youwen, the dignified Princess of Zhaoyang and General Zuo Yu Lin Wei, pretend to be a pretty nun who eloped with an unruly son.
Of course, we can prepare two plans, one is to meet you, the nun master and servant who decided to come to the grassland for penance, and as a result, you met a strong man who didn't open his eyes, and you met Ben Gongzi, a righteous gentleman with noble morality.
Then I will naturally draw a sword to help you two when I see the injustice, and I decided to let you go with you because I was worried that the two women in the wilderness would not be safe in the bitter cold of the north.
…… In a word, if you dress up like this, then my son has a lot of reasonable solutions to choose from, so that you can greatly reduce the various flaws that may appear. Otherwise, the appearance of such a high-profile woman in such a ghost weather will inevitably cause extremely serious consequences, and it will affect twenty or thirty fresh lives here.
Duan Shaojun finally relied on his three-inch incorruptible tongue to fool Li Youwen and Xiuniang for a moment, and more importantly, let these two women understand the inevitability of pretending to be nuns.
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