Chapter 615, Escape
Wei Xiaobao was moved for a while and comforted, "I have wronged you today, it's not early, let's rest early." ”
Wei Xiaobao immediately sat at the table, lit a cigarette, remembered what happened just now, and was in a very unhappy mood, so he came to negotiate in a dignified manner, this Peter actually wanted to frame himself, first use a beauty trick to lure himself into the bait, and then come to catch the rape in bed, such a despicable means, if he had changed someone else today, he would have been fooled a long time ago.
Now that they found out that Xia Yu on the bed is not the foreign girl just now, after going back to tell him, will Peter play tricks again?
"Why don't you sleep, sir? Don't you hate the rain? While Wei Xiaobao was thinking about things, Xia Yu said something on the bed.
"Why, go to bed early, I don't want to treat you as someone else's substitute."
After Xia Yu heard this, his heart warmed, and he said "um", covered his head and lay down. (Many **** want to see how Wei Xiaobao circles the summer rain, cut, and thinks beautifully, so they won't let you succeed.) )
On the fourth watch, there was still no movement in the post house, maybe the spear ghost didn't dare to provoke again, just thought of this, and saw a burst of fire rising suddenly outside the window, "Not good" Wei Xiaobao secretly said that it is not good, the thief is going to set fire to the museum, do they want to force out the foreign girl, or do they want to burn me Wei Xiaobao?
"What's wrong, Lord Wei?" Xia Yu heard the shout and hurriedly poked his head out and asked.
"The Rakshasa ghost is going to set fire to the museum, you quickly notify the winter frost and let them get ready, and by the way, change that foreign girl's clothes and dress up as your own person, go quickly."
Seeing that the fire outside was already burning, and there was a crackling sound of wood being burned, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly ordered.
"Well, take care of yourself, sir." Xia Yu got up and walked out of the house, not forgetting to tell Wei Xiaobao affectionately.
The ancient room, most of them are built of wood and bamboo, the northeast side, close to the forest, the wood is inexhaustible, even more so, the fourth watch, most people are sleeping in the dead pig general, suddenly there is a fire, many people have no time to escape, crying, shouting, screaming, screaming miserable, distressing.
"Bang bang" remembered a burst of gunfire outside, Wei Xiaobao opened the window and looked out, only to see that around the post house, the black pressure was full of people, through the firelight, I could see clearly, these were Rakshasa guards, all with spears in their hands, everyone who escaped, regardless of men, women and children, all shot and killed, the ruthlessness of the attack, it was terrifying, seeing innocent people being shot alive, remembering that he had beaten the spear ghost just now and forced Bastu to drink urine, compared with their evil deeds, Wei Xiaobao felt that he was so pure, It is as pure and elegant as the angel in white who heals the sick and saves people and cares for life, and it is spotless.
"My lord, what should we do?" Dongshuang knew what happened from Xia Yu's mouth, and knew that she had misunderstood Wei Xiaobao, and felt guilty for a while, but she was a typical face-loving person who didn't want to admit defeat, so she had to turn it over and not mention it.
"Ask the innkeeper to see if there are any authentic secret rooms here? What about the brids? "After the order, Wei Xiaobao didn't find that foreign girl, and said in his heart, these little girls won't be jealous and angry and kill people, right?" Thinking of the hotness of the best foreign girl, Wei Xiaobao felt nostalgic for a while.
"Phew, I still haven't forgotten that vixen, who do you see she is?" I don't know how, I was born with Wei Xiaobao in general, Dongshuang pulled a woman behind him angrily, Wei Xiaobao took a closer look, and saw this woman, wearing a green shirt, with a bun on her head, wrapping her hair tightly, with light makeup, a pair of thin-soled soap shoes on her feet, if you take a float in your hand, a typical 'Li Mochou' dress, but how awkward the towering chest looks.
Wei Xiaobao nodded and praised, "Very good, in this way, it will be difficult to distinguish the spear ghost?" ”
But I didn't see the foreign girl speak for a long time, but her eyes widened, and her eyes kept blinking at Wei Xiaobao, "What's wrong?" You ordered her dumb? "Well, it's not like this, it's revealing as soon as you speak," Dongshuang said, and that's right, although the foreign girl can speak sinicization, but whether it is emphasized or tone, it is obviously different from the Central Plains.
Everyone looked for a long time in the post house, but they didn't find the shopkeeper, Wei Xiaobao sat on a water tank, smoking a cigarette, bored thinking of a way, I don't know if I ate too much garlic at night, or I was unhappy with eating onions, and there was a sound of "bu, bu" from under the buttocks, which made Wei Xiaobao, who thought he was handsome and had a perfect image, embarrassed.
Wei Xiaobao was so thick-skinned, his brain was dull for 0.01 seconds, and he immediately pretended to be calm, and said with a smile, "Ladies and gentlemen, doesn't the pigeon call I just learned look like?" ”
"Giggles, sorry, you farted too loudly just now, we didn't hear clearly." The women looked disdainful.
"Cut, lazy to ignore you." Wei Xiaobao took retreat as advance and deliberately avoided the past.
"Bang la" Suddenly there was a sound of water behind him, and then a person appeared from below, startling everyone.
"Whoever fart, stinks to death." When the man came out and opened his mouth, Wei Xiaobao's face couldn't hold back anymore, he was as red as Guan Gong, and explained to the women in embarrassment, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." ”
"Flutter" All the women were happy, seeing Wei Xiaobao making a fool of himself, Dongshuang smiled and bent over, "cough cough" suddenly a rapid gasp sound, which startled everyone, turned around and looked, okay? Winter Frost, this girl is laughing.
Wei Xiaobao walked over, gently stroked Dongshuang's shoulder, and slapped her back with his hand, "As for it?" Is it that funny? Who has no fart in the world, and it is uncomfortable to suffocate. Wei Xiaobao retorted weakly.
"You, I've never seen you so thick-skinned, when, Li is with you." Xia Yu said with a smile.
"It must be dropped, this is my principle of life." Wei Xiaobao said with a smile.
Suddenly thinking of the person in the water tank, Wei Xiaobao took the person out and shouted, "Who are you?" What are you doing here? ”
"Don't kill me, I'm the shopkeeper here, my name is Habagong, there is a fire here, wooden methods, the little ones have to hide here in order to survive." "Pug, this name is fresh, and if it is hidden in it, why is it coming out again? Before the pug could reply, Winter Frost said, "It's not because of you." ”
Wei Xiaobao suddenly realized, looked at the pug with a bamboo pipe in his hand, Wei Xiaobao understood, this guy is quite smart, he knows how to hide in the water tank, use this thing to ventilate, it seems that his fart is too powerful, and he smoked people, but if it weren't for this, where could he find this shop owner so easily.
It seems that there is no cellar secret room, and if there is, this guy will not bother to hide in the water tank to take a bath, but Wei Xiaobao still asked unwillingly, "Do you have a place to hide here?" For example, cellars, secret rooms, etc. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he caused a burst of eyes from all the women, isn't this nonsense? If so, can the boss hide here? The pug also looked at Wei Xiaobao with the eyes of a fool.
"Is there any? Don't you even have a place to hide in such a big post house? Wei Xiaobao stretched out his hand and lifted the pug up, the pug's body was suspended in the air, his legs kicked around, and he was frightened and quickly begged for mercy, "My lord, spare my life, I am ashamed, the shop really has no place to hide, originally a secret passage led to the outside of the city, but a few years ago, there was a collapse in the backyard, and the secret passage was blocked, and no one has cleaned it up since then, and it can't be passed at all." ”
"Haha, there is really a secret passage, take us there." I didn't expect there to be an unexpected surprise, Wei Xiaobao danced excitedly, and with a dance of his hands, the pug's body was thrown out with a swish, and with a chirp, he fell to the ground and fell to the.
Everyone came to the backyard, and the pug covered his butt and pointed to a pothole on the ground, covered with stones, "Lord Hui, this was originally a secret passage, but now it is buried, I'm afraid it can't be used" The pug didn't forget to remind.
"Of course it can't be used for others, everyone stand away, don't smash you later." Looking at the distance where everyone was standing, the distance was about ten meters, Wei Xiaobao waved his hand, "Farther away, farther away, be careful of the stones collapsing you later"
Dongshuang said disdainfully, "Don't brag, how much wind and waves can you set off with your bare hands, cut, you can only talk big." Xia Yu had a blind admiration for Wei Xiaobao, and reached out and pulled Dongshuang's sleeve, "Sister Dongshuang, let's listen to Brother Wei." ”
"Hey, sister, I have worked so hard, I have changed my name to big brother, my sister is so envious of you."
"Where?" Xia Yu blushed for a while, pulled the winter frost back, and it was not until the women took fifty steps back that Wei Xiaobao stopped his gesture.
Wei Xiaobao shouted fiercely, a ladder cloud vertical, his body jumped up in the sky, like a rocket, flew up, everyone who watched was stunned, a flip in the air, and made a set of backward somersaults for two and a half weeks, two and a half weeks of turning, ultra-difficult diving classic movements, chic figure, perfect coordination, smooth movements, all the women fainted collectively, it turns out that men can also be so charming.
"Bang bang" with a deafening sound, breaking the reverie of the women, Wei Xiaobao waved his hands continuously, with the huge palm force hit the ground, the bomb exploded, Wei Xiaobao reproduced the classic scene of detonating Chihu Mountain. After the sound, the sand, gravel and dirt scattered everywhere, and the goddess scattered flowers, but if this thing was smashed on the head, it would either kill or be injured, and the lethality was amazing.
In the blink of an eye, there was a deep pit about several meters deep on the ground, Wei Xiaobao was like a poisonous dragon drill, drilling into the hole, widening and deepening the cave, good guys, the women were stupid for a while, since they followed Wei Xiaobao, they were really surprised and shocked. If this job had been replaced by someone else, it is estimated that it would have stopped eating a long time ago.
"Haha, that's it." With a burst of smug laughter, Wei Xiaobao's body rose from the ground, bringing up bursts of mud and sand and gravel, like Brother Monkey breaking out of a stone, once again raising the hearts and livers of all the women to their throats. (To be continued.) )