Chapter 614, clean up
"I'll do it, it's so hard to do a little thing."
"Don't." As soon as Basto's voice fell, his figure flashed, Wei Xiaobao stepped forward, grabbed Bastu's hands and feet, and there was a crisp click, and after finishing it, he clapped his hands easily, "Isn't this good, no thanks, I've always liked to be low-key." ”
"Ahh
Bastu collapsed to the ground weakly, his limbs were all unloaded by Wei Xiaobao in an instant, he screamed in pain, just called out a word, saw Wei Xiaobao turn his head angrily, Bastu was frightened and quickly bit his tongue with his mouth, he was afraid that his movements would be half a beat late, and he would not even be able to keep his mouth.
"Who asked you to come? What is the purpose of being here? The voice was cold, not the slightest bit angry, as if it had come from hell.
After comprehending Wei Xiaobao's violent methods, Bastu no longer dared to leave anything to chance, endured the pain in his heart, gritted his teeth and said, "Lord Wei, I think it was a misunderstanding, the prince sent us to protect you, I saw a thief infested just now, Wei Xiaobao was worried that something would happen to the adult, so he wanted to conduct a large-scale search. ”
"Really? You princes really have a heart, why don't you knock on the door, and my bedroom dares to go on a rampage, who gave you such courage? Bastu looked at Xia Yu lying on the bed and whispered.
"The adults are angry, and the little ones hear the report that the thief has entered the adult's room, and the little one is worried that something will happen to the adult, so he dares not to say hello, and waits for someone to break in, and the adult forgives the sin."
"I didn't expect you to be kind, it seems that I misunderstood you, haha, okay now you have seen it too, there are no thieves in this house, let's all go out."
But seeing that the Rakshasa guards couldn't stop looking at the bed, Wei Xiaobao felt unhappy for a while, "What? Do you think that I harbored a thief and hid him in bed? Grandma's, there's nothing wrong with your prince, which woman Lao Tzu sleeps with, he also cares, isn't it too wide? Wei Xiaobao scolded angrily, and his foul language came out frequently, where is there still a little politeness.
"My lord, the little one is just worried about the comfort of the adult, our prince has ordered, let us protect the safety of the adult, if something goes wrong, it will be difficult for us to explain to the prince." Basto knew Chinese, so naturally he spoke, "Really? Lao Tzu is in a good mood today, for the sake of your prince, let you look down, lest you be unable to explain to the prince. ”
Bastu sweated profusely, Master Wei is still in a good mood today, and he has put himself like this in a good mood, so if he is not in a good mood... Bastu didn't dare to think about it anymore, he had finally seen the world, and when he saw Wei Xiaobao give in, he quickly nodded and smiled, "Thank you Lord Wei for your understanding." ”
"Baby, I'm sorry, let's let these long-haired devils take a look at your beautiful face, or they won't leave like a leper dog, and my husband can't help it." Wei Xiaobao walked to the head of the bed, bent down and smiled gently at Xia Yu.
"Plop", Xia Yu laughed coquettishly, Wei Xiaobao was really funny when he spoke, saying that the spear ghost was a leper dog, Xia Yu nodded sweetly and agreed.
Bastu didn't dare to deal with Wei Xiaobao, anyway, he would not lose a few catties of meat if he was scolded a few words, so he had to endure it, and after seeing Xia Yu on the bed, everyone was stunned, not stunned by Xia Yu's appearance, but full of suspicion and disappointed. Originally, everyone came to catch the adulterer in bed, who would have thought that the woman in the bed would be another woman.
"Okay, now everyone can see it clearly, okay, you all go down, I won't worry about this matter."
As if they were about to be amnestied, they picked up Bastu and walked out, "Slow, come back?" Seeing a puddle of yellow unknown liquid on the ground, Wei Xiaobao was very unhappy.
The Rakshasa guards were startled, and obediently carried Bastu's waste wood back, Wei Xiaobao pointed to the unknown liquid on the ground, "What to do without my instructions, right?" ”
Bastu glanced at the guards again and again, and everyone put down Bastu and hurriedly looked for something to clean up.
"Stop, no, no, that's not the case, who did it and who is responsible? Do it yourself, didn't your father teach you when you were a child? ”
Bastu sweated profusely, and even Xia Yu on the bed giggled non-stop, this doesn't seem to have anything to do with abundant food and clothing, Wei Xiaobao is too funny.
"Master Wei, look at me... I'm like this..."Bastu smiled all over his face and pleaded with Wei Xiaobao.
"You did it, how old are you?"
"Back to Master Wei, I'm Chinese New Year's Eve today."
"Thirty years old, still defecating everywhere, you are really good, what did I say just now? You like to defecate in the open, I can't control it, but in my house, do you not take me seriously like this? Wei Xiaobao's face was slightly displeased, and his tone was much more serious.
Bastu was frightened and hurriedly nodded to apologize, "Master Wei's lesson is that the little ones don't dare anymore, I'll clean them up." Taking the rag from the guard's hand, Bastu was unloaded his hands and feet, and he didn't listen to the call at all, "Is it so difficult?" Come and I'll help you. ”
Wei Xiaobao stepped forward and grabbed Bastu's neck, and threw him on top of the pool of liquid, "It's okay now." ”
"I can't do this Lord Wei, you see..."
Wei Xiaobao was impatient, this kid chirped crookedly, and he couldn't do anything well, Wei Xiaobao stepped on Basto's head, and Bastu's mouth was directly stepped on the yellow liquid.
"Lick me clean, I'll give me dozens of times, and if there's any more dirt on the ground, you will stay in this room and never go out."
How could Bastu not hear the sound of Wei Xiaobao's words, Wei Xiaobao was obviously moved by killing intent, "One, two,..." Wei Xiaobao didn't leave much time for Bastu to think about it at all, and as soon as the third shouted, he heard the sound of "Haw, chirp......" from under his feet.
Wei Xiaobao smiled slightly, and exclaimed, "Yes, count your kid acquaintance, there is an old saying, it's better to die than to live, you are obedient and obedient, how good this is, I also save trouble, last night the kid of Lord Yama came to me in a dream, saying that I killed too many people, the people below were overcrowded, the plague was raging, the pests and diseases were rampant, and many people became zombies, hey, this old guy persuaded me to put down the butcher's knife and take more good karma, no way, you are lucky today, Lao Tzu is a vegetarian today." ”
Bastu endured the smell of stench, and the aggrieved were about to cry, pitifully doing habitual chirping movements, under Wei Xiaobao's high pressure, licking so carefully, so carefully, so clean, so powerful, even Wei Xiaobao regretted it a little after reading it, and sighed, why am I too soft-hearted?
After the urine was disposed of, Wei Xiaobao was a man of words, and he didn't embarrass them anymore, he let them go very faithfully, and looked at Xia Yu, who was frightened and frightened.
Wei Xiaobao said apologetically, "You don't blame me for using you, right, in fact, what they want is the woman just now?" Xia Yu shook his head and said in a low voice, "As long as it is something that the adults order, Yu'er is willing." After finishing speaking, the shy Xia Yu dragged the futon and hurriedly got into the bed. (To be continued.) )