Kangxi said angrily: "What is it? Little Guizi help me quickly...... Wipe it for me. Kangxi almost revealed his words and quickly changed them, but this little skill was still caught by Wei Xiaobao.

However, Wei Xiaobao still pretended to be confused and said, "It seems that you are blessed, our hometown is particular, the magpie is an auspicious bird, in front of whom to cry, it means that this person must have a great joy, you not only have a bird call, the magpie also gave you the 'big gift' just baked, but it can be regarded as a joy from the sky, I want to congratulate you here, little Xuanzi, don't be angry, people do not see birds and beasts in general, not to mention that there is a happy event, it is still your noble." ”

Wei Xiaobao took out a handkerchief to help Kangxi wipe the filth on his face, Kangxi covered his face and glared at the magpie angrily, but the ancients believed in superstition, and what Wei Xiaobao said was true, Kangxi could only swallow his anger into his stomach, but thinking of being so ugly in front of a little eunuch, he still felt hot on his face and a little embarrassed.

Wei Xiaobao pretended to be nothing, seeing that Wei Xiaobao no longer made fun of himself, Kangxi put down a lot of mustard in his heart, and the two climbed up to the roof of the imperial dining room along the high wall.

Wei Xiaobao went to the house to reveal the vana that was familiar with the road, the two came to the middle of the roof, Kangxi stood on a high place and was timid, Wei Xiaobao pulled Kangxi to squat, Wei Xiaobao said, "Don't shout, if you shout again, it will not be fun, and it will be over in the future." ”

Kangxi nodded in agreement, Kangxi was very curious and interested in this kind of stealing chickens and dogs. looked at Wei Xiaobao with relish.

Wei Xiaobao gently moved the tiles away. Set aside. After revealing about five or six pieces that were enough to allow the dishes to come up, Wei Xiaobao gave up, looked down and saw that the delicacy was right in front of him, Wei Xiaobao couldn't stop his saliva from flowing out again.

Kangxi pulled Wei Xiaobao and said with a smile, "I know that you are a little gluttonous cat, okay, things are right in front of you." Just eat whatever you want, if you have time to drool, it is better to eat more, stuffing your stomach is the key. ”

Wei Xiaobao felt very depressed in his heart, and his greedy drooling state was seen by Kangxi, and he felt very faceless, but thinking of the 'Nescafe' on Kangxi's face just now, Wei Xiaobao also had a balance in his heart.

With so many delicacies in the imperial dining room, it is really difficult to choose for a while, but I think that the future will be long. What kind of delicious meal ended up being 'raped' by himself, Wei Xiaobao saw that the eunuch father-in-law inside hadn't woken up yet. A eunuch didn't know what to dream, and the corners of his mouth were about to converge, and Wei Xiaobao was extremely contemptuous.

Wei Xiaobao gently continued the rope, hooked a sauce duck, and carefully hooked it, before the sauce duck reached the roof, the pungent fragrance made Wei Xiaobao make a 'bar chirp' sound, Kangxi glared at Wei Xiaobao fiercely, but he was still addicted to this kind of house stunt.

Wei Xiaobao held the principle of how much to eat, how much to take, and the shameful waste of waste, and made four dishes, namely sauce duck, roast chicken, anchovy shark fin, stir-fried field chicken, and hooked a pot of wine, the aroma of wine overflowed, Wei Xiaobao smelled it from afar, it was the century-old wine bamboo leaf green, and the rope had not come up yet.

Wei Xiaobao impatiently reached out and took the wine, opened it and took a sip, smashed his tongue, and tasted the aroma of the wine, Wei Xiaobao praised, "It's really a good wine, there is no food without wine, isn't it boring, come on, let's sing about wine, life is geometric, it's rare to have such beautiful scenery and delicacies, why don't we get drunk." ”

Kangxi was infected by the atmosphere, and also gave birth to a bit of heroism, in the deep palace compound, there has been no friends, no one to express his heart, today it is rare to meet a confidant like Wei Xiaobao, Kangxi came to be interested, nodded wonderful.

The two sat down cross-legged on the roof, Wei Xiaobao set up the wine and food, reached out and grabbed the roast chicken and divided it into two, and handed the fat chicken leg to Kangxi, Kangxi paused for a while, and said in surprise, "Shall we eat like this?" It's not good to have no dishes and chopsticks. ”

Wei Xiaobao laughed, "Today is a good day for us to get acquainted, those hypocritical habits, I think it's better to be free, you haven't stayed outside, the heroes of the rivers and lakes are all big names who drink and eat meat, the picture is chic and free, where is there such a particularity, and besides, aren't we stealing food?" I can't pay attention to it that much. ”

Kangxi nodded, stretched out his hand to take the chicken leg, Wei Xiaobao has never had the word polite in the dictionary of life, opened his mouth and took a bite of chicken, and suddenly his mouth was full of oil, the fragrance was refreshing, and it was indescribably refreshing and delicious.

Not to mention the first time to eat so much, and it is a scholar who is a 'gentleman on the beam', Kangxi feels that today's things are very delicious and delicious, the two of them eat for a while, drink for a while, and drink for a while, it is the first time for Kangxi to drink a big drink, and he began to choke several times, but Kangxi saw that Wei Xiaobao's face was not red, the atmosphere was not panting, and he drank extremely chicly, and he was suddenly a little unconvinced, and he poured it several times, and drank for the first time in his life, so he was taken up by Wei Xiaobao.

After being teased by Wei Xiaobao a few times, Kangxi's complexion slowly improved a lot, and he was not so ugly when drinking, Wei Xiaobao nodded, and understood in his heart that Kangxi was a Manchurian, their clansmen had been hunting on horseback since childhood, wrestling and fighting, everyone respected the hero on horseback, and it was natural to drink wine and eat meat, but he was the emperor, no one dared to let him drink, and he didn't have a confidant when he drank alcohol.

The two drank happily, and for the first time, they drank enough, and soon a jar of wine was drunk to the bottom, Wei Xiaobao took the sheep by the hand, stole a few more jars, and ate all the wine and food.

Finally, the belly is round, just like the big belly of a woman who was pregnant in March, Wei Xiaobao burped a few times, Wei Xiaobao said, "It's so refreshing to eat today, I don't know when I can drink with you like 3 today." ”

Kangxi has a small amount of alcohol, his face has changed greatly, red like a monkey's buttocks, since he has been drinking, Kangxi has been teased by Wei Xiaobao a lot, if usually, no matter how good Kangxi's temper is, he will also beat Wei Xiaobao and punish him, but after drinking too much, Kangxi is dizzy, and he has already lost his usual reason, hooking up with Wei Xiaobao, calling him a brother, and he doesn't care about Wei Xiaobao's teasing.

Wei Xiaobao was happy in his heart, and said in his heart, "Lao Tzu really didn't live in vain, not only did he pass through the company of beautiful women, but he could also call him a brother and sister with the cow Kangxi, cook wine and talk about his heart, it was really a great joy in life, but now he immediately burped, and it was worth it." (To be continued.) )