Wei Xiaobao quickly came down again, the speed was very fast, Wei Xiaobao proudly stretched out his finger at Kangxi, and said, "It's your turn, don't worry, you can do it, you can go up, I'll pick you up below." ”

Kangxi nodded, followed Wei Xiaobao's example, hugged the big tree, and climbed up, Wei Xiaobao didn't expect Kangxi's kid to learn everything so quickly, it is estimated that Kangxi's teachers are very idle, just dial a little, learn as soon as they learn, and even be able to draw inferences from one another, surpassing the master, Wei Xiaobao put his mind at ease and whistled.

Kangxi didn't expect that he would learn to climb a tree for the first time, he was a little excited, and was about to show off to Wei Xiaobao, when he looked down, oops, my mother, and then 'plopped', and a cloud of dust was smashed on the ground.

The frightened Kangxi yelled, "Oops, oops", and Wei Xiaobao said angrily, "What's your name, you didn't fall?" Kangxi looked up and down his body, and he was indeed unscathed and uninjured, but just now he obviously fell down and heard a 'plop' sound.

Kangxi was in a daze there, Wei Xiaobao couldn't stand it anymore, Wei Xiaobao shouted, "Hurry up, I'm still pressing under you, really, didn't you go up?" How did it come down again. I can't stand it if I am separated from this kung fu. ”

Kangxi then remembered that he didn't see Wei Xiaobao, and when he looked down, Wei Xiaobao's face was pale, and he was pressed under him, unspeakably embarrassed, he didn't expect Wei Xiaobao to be 'seriously injured', and he still had the leisure to joke.

Kangxi quickly stood up and stretched out his hand to pull Wei Xiaobao up, Kangxi looked at Wei Xiaobao with concern for a long time, Kangxi said, "Xiao Guizi, are you okay, don't scare me." ”

Wei Xiaobao snorted. Airway: "What just happened?" Didn't you learn? Your big ass smashed down. It's no wonder it's okay. Oops, it still hurts, and it is estimated that it will cost me 1,800 taels of silver to look back on my ass. ”

Kangxi smiled embarrassedly, "I climbed too high, when I looked down, I felt scared in my heart, so I fell down, and you can't spend so much money to see a doctor while your butt falls, is your ass very expensive?" ”

Wei Xiaobao heard Kangxi say this. I know in my heart, it turns out that Kangxi still has a fear of heights, no wonder he would fall from the sky and give himself a surprise attack, but he just made his ass innocent a victim in vain.

Wei Xiaobao covered his buttocks, glared at Kangxi, and deliberately said, "What do you know?" Grandpa Hai is the chief servant of the emperor's side, and I am the personal little eunuch beside Grandpa Hai, besides, Grandpa Hai is injured now and must recuperate in peace. The heavy responsibility of serving the emperor does not fall on my shoulders.

You said that if I had three long and two short, I would snub the emperor. Can you afford it? ”

Wei Xiaobao stretched out his hand and patted his buttocks, and said to Kangxi, "Lao Tzu is not only expensive on his buttocks, but also expensive all over his body, I am very busy, how can I be like you, a little eunuch with no taste and no rank, I know how to wander around all day long, and I am idle." ”

Kangxi was immediately angry when Wei Xiaobao said this, and Kangxi said, "Have you seen the emperor?" Do you know what the emperor looks like? ”

Wei Xiaobao had the intention to tease Kangxi, knowing that it was better not to break the identity between the two for the time being.

Wei Xiaobao shook his head and said, "Your Majesty, can a little eunuch like you talk nonsense?" Tell you for the sake of our brothers' face, I won't bother with you, if you let you know, you are talking about the emperor behind your back, it will be a loss of your head, it doesn't hurt to tell you, I haven't had a chance to see the emperor now, maybe one day I will have the opportunity to see the dragon's face. ”

Kangxi thought it was funny, but he didn't expect Wei Xiaobao to be so funny, Kangxi said, "Then if you see the emperor, what do you want the emperor to reward you?" ”

Originally, Kangxi thought that Wei Xiaobao would ask for some money and white things, but Wei Xiaobao knew everything about Kangxi.

Wei Xiaobao said categorically, "We are slaves, where do we dare to ask for any reward, our duty is to serve the emperor well, the emperor is happy, the emperor is healthy, that is a great gift, what is the use of asking for those gold and silver rewards, if you don't bring them in life, you won't bring them in death." ”

Kangxi nodded, and couldn't help but glance at Wei Xiaobao a few times in his heart, and his impression of Wei Xiaobao skyrocketed.

Wei Xiaobao peeked at Kangxi's expression, his heart was refreshed, and he said, "How is it?" Lao Tzu, this is called a scheming, I know what you think, can you still escape from the palm of my hand? ”

Wei Xiaobao put on a compassionate expression, and said, "The emperor is the lord of the people, and the well-being of the people depends, the emperor is wise, healthy and long-lived, so that the people can live and work in peace and contentment and live a good life, if the emperor is unhappy, the emperor is uncomfortable, then what should the people do?" How to live and work in peace and contentment, how to execute wise leadership. Therefore, Xiao Guizi feels that serving the emperor well is not only for the emperor's good, but also for the people's good, and is responsible for the well-being of the people. ”

Kangxi nodded solemnly, took Wei Xiaobao's hand and said, "I didn't expect you to be so deeply aware of righteousness at such a young age, understand the country's society, and consider it for the common people, it's really rare, if the emperor knows, he will be very happy." ”

The two of them are like playing double reeds, no one breaks their identities, they look at each other, and smile at the same time, Wei Xiaobao said, "Okay, don't talk about it, little Xuanzi, let's continue to climb the tree, don't give me another fart squat this time." ”

This time it's still Kangxi on top, Wei Xiaobao is protecting below, no matter what, Kangxi is also a golden body, in case he is gently fooled by himself, it will be very bad.

Wei Xiaobao has watched a lot of novels and TV series that have traveled before, and the most memorable is Gu Tianle's version of "Xun Qin" and Yang Mi's "Palace Heart", once history changes, it will change time and space, and even affect future human beings.

This time Kangxi didn't make any mistakes, Wei Xiaobao kept reminding Kangxi not to look down under Kangxi, and finally climbed up without danger, Kangxi's butt was stuck on the branch, and he looked around, the sense of accomplishment when he stood on a high place, the feeling of taking in the beautiful scenery around him, made Kangxi shout excitedly.

Wei Xiaobao was under Kangxi, just climbed up, and heard Kangxi screaming there, Wei Xiaobao just wanted to stop Kangxi, and suddenly heard Kangxi "oops" and then cried.

Wei Xiaobao wondered in his heart, and when he looked up, Wei Xiaobao laughed, it turned out that there was a long 'unknown liquid' on Kangxi's face, some yellowed, some blackened, and he could smell a foul smell when he got closer.

Without thinking too much, Wei Xiaobao guessed that it must have been done by the birds in the tree, Wei Xiaobao looked up at the treetops, and sure enough, there was a very big thatched nest, and there was a magpie that was proudly 'singing', 'twisting Yangge while singing', which seemed to make fun of the stupidity and retardation of Kangxi and the others. (To be continued.) )