Chapter 337, Lesson Cube

"Okay, in a word, put all the responsibility on Kangxi." Let Kangxi carry the black pot for himself, Wei Xiaobao was still very happy in his heart, and soon the two little eunuchs heated the water and carried it in again, this time they also took a scoop of water in, Wei Xiaobao threw the scoop and shouted, "Why are you so troublesome, just splash it on me, and let him play dead for Lao Tzu again." ”

This is a full bucket of hot water, just boiled, bubbling hot, the body is close, you can feel hot, a few little eunuchs are timid, dare not splash, Li Dequan has the heart to perform in front of Wei Xiaobao, I saw Li Dequan roll up his sleeves, come to the bucket, bend down to pick up the hot water, and pour it all on the cube.

"Ah, it hurts me." It's no wonder if it doesn't hurt, the hot hot water is poured on the cube, the hot cube body can't stop struggling, it is estimated that there is no rope to block, the cube can jump to the roof, after all, the hot water attack, the pain is to the limit, the human potential is very bullish, but because of the rope to block, the cube body is so struggling, the hot water has been the skin on the body and even the meat inside is about to be cooked, such a struggle, the meat on the body is so strangled by the rope, suddenly the flesh and blood are blurred, and some meat is strangled by the rope. It makes people feel disgusting when they look at it, and the white bones inside can be seen on the arms and legs of the cube.

Wei Xiaobao was also taken aback, he didn't expect it to be so powerful, but fortunately, the square face was not wrapped with a rope, or the whole face was estimated to have to fall off the skin, looking at the blurred flesh and blood of the square, no human being, no ghost or ghost, several eunuchs really couldn't help it, they all lay on the ground and 'snorted' and vomited, and the overnight meal was vomited.

Wei Xiaobao sighed. The heart said, "Miscalculation." Lao Tzu put the resistance of the square. Overestimated. Fang Fang couldn't pretend to be dead this time, and his body screamed in pain, and his voice became louder and louder. The body was still writhing, and the ground was full of flesh and blood.

Wei Xiaobao took out a handkerchief, covered his nose, and instructed the little eunuch, "What's the matter, let me out if you're scared." Those who are bold to stay and clean the house, this time those who stay to work, look back at the last time each person is a hundred taels of silver, you choose whether to do it or not, no one forces you. ”

Hula, everyone stood up, even the one who covered his stomach just now didn't vomit, everyone cleaned up with a broom, Wei Xiaobao said in his heart, "There will be a brave man under the heavy reward, not bad." It seems that the money is still very useful. Wei Xiaobao said to Li Dequan, "Dequan, go get some salt again." Today, I will cook a good dish for Mr. Fang, and greet Mr. Fang well. ”

Li Dequan covered his nose and nodded and went out. Wei Xiaobao looked at the tortured dead and alive squares, laughed, Wei Xiaobao said, "Manager Fang, how does it taste?" You still have to do it obediently, otherwise, if you don't have a good fruit to eat, it will taste better later, anyway, I know almost everything, even if you don't say it, don't worry, the emperor has asked for strict handling of Ma Quan's affairs, you can see for yourself, this is a holy decree. Saying that, Wei Xiaobao took out the emperor's holy decree and posed in front of the square.

"I'll recruit, I'll recruit all, Grandpa Gui, I beg you, you give me a good time, I really can't stand it." Fang begged, Wei Xiaobao sighed and said, "I knew now, why bother in the first place, Manager Fang, don't blame me for being ruthless, the emperor explained, I can't do it, the emperor's order can't be done." You know that. ”

Fang Fang understood that Wei Xiaobao was deliberately using the emperor as an excuse, and said in his heart, "How old is the emperor, and it will be strange for you to scald people with hot water." But now the cube also understands that he is a fish on the board, and he can only be slaughtered by others, so it is better to explain honestly, let him give himself a good time, who knows what other cruel methods he has later, he really can't bear it, life is better than death, it is better to break it happily.

So with the idea of frank and lenient, Fang Fang explained everything in one go, and sure enough, as Wei Xiaobao expected, it was the fake Queen Mother Mao Dongzhu who made a ghost out of it, so Fang Fang secretly got Ma Quan in, and made a fake file.

Wei Xiaobao said with a smile, "Mr. Fang, you are a smart person, so everyone saves a lot of trouble, since you asked for a good time, then I can't help but give you face, but your confession, you can't just talk about it." Saying that, Wei Xiaobao brought the written confession to the square, and the square said, "But I don't have ink." ”

Wei Xiaobao laughed, "I said Mr. Fang, why are you smart for a while, confused for a while, don't you have a ready-made pen and paper, why bother to seek the near and far, and do it too much." As he spoke, Wei Xiaobao pointed to the square's hand.

Yes, there is blood everywhere on his hands, and the signature and painting are just pressed on the handprint, so that the fingers don't need to be stained with ink, just press it directly, Fang Fang sighed, and reluctantly pressed his fingers on the paper in Wei Xiaobao's hand.

After the matter was settled, Wei Xiaobao turned around and instructed Li Dequan, "Don't send Manager Fang on the road yet." After speaking, Wei Xiaobao strode out, only to hear a 'pounce' behind him, and then a miserable scream came from the house.

The matter finally came to an end, Wei Xiaobao also had an explanation to Kangxi, as soon as he walked out of the door, Wei Xiaobao listened to his stomach 'cooing', he was really hungry, as the saying goes, people are iron hair, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a hungry meal, the fasting battle is not Wei Xiaobao's strength.

Wei Xiaobao hurried to the imperial dining room, and when he arrived at the imperial dining room, he heard the accommodation arranged by Kangxi, and before he reached the door, he heard the sound of eating, drinking, and drinking soup inside.

Sure enough, Liu Yizhou was sitting on the Taishi chair, crossing Erlang's legs, eating there was a good guy, more than 20 talents, crispy chicken fillet, steamed sea bass, braised pig's trotters, fried tenderloin, cold and hot, I saw Liu Yizhou holding a spoon and drinking bird's nest, and his small mouth was still there.

Wei Xiaobao stepped forward and dragged the Taishi chair aside, Liu Yizhou was defenseless, and fell to the ground at once. Liu Yizhou turned around and just wanted to scold, but when he looked up, he saw Wei Xiaobao glaring at him angrily, and hurriedly smiled with a small face, "Grandpa, you're back, come and sit down first, why are you angry?" ”

"Don't you know? Lao Tzu is running around outside, busy before and after, you are idle, here to be an uncle, quite enjoyable, Lao Tzu has not drunk saliva yet. ”

Saying that, Wei Xiaobao took the Taishi chair, sat down, picked up a pot of tea on the table, poured a few sips, and then shook off his cheeks and ate it, originally planning to come back and let the imperial dining room cook a few side dishes, but this Liu Yizhou made a mistake and saved himself a lot of trouble. (To be continued.) )