Chapter 338, kneeling on the washboard

In fact, Liu Yizhou didn't expect Wei Xiaobao to come back so early, if he hadn't lent him ten guts, he wouldn't have dared to eat here.

Wei Xiaobao looked back at Liu Yizhou's bear-like appearance, Wei Xiaobao said angrily, "You are stealing food here, how do you say I will punish you, Fang recognized his godfather, he is not big or small, do you not respect your elders, don't you want to stay by my side." ”

"Godgrandpa, don't you drive me away, can't I admit punishment?"

It seems that Liu Yizhou's consciousness is still quite high, Wei Xiaobao snorted coldly, "While kneeling on the washboard, before dark, you are not allowed to go anywhere, just kneel for me here, if you don't want to kneel, you can immediately roll up the cover and let Lao Tzu get out." ”

For the sake of eating and drinking spicy and delicious food in the future, Liu Yizhou still nodded obediently, ran into the back room, and after a while, he really took out a washboard and knelt straight down against the door of the house, this kneeling washboard is still light. But after an afternoon, it's good not to lose the skin.

After having lunch in a hurry, remembering that it was almost time to go to Kangxi, Wei Xiaobao cleaned up, took the confession written by the square, and glanced at Liu Yizhou, who was suffering from punishment, when he left, Wei Xiaobao shouted, "It's better not to play tricks with me again." Don't pretend to be smart in the future, kid. You're a little careful. It's not even a fart here for me, what kind of tail do you pout, what kind of dung you pull, I can guess it as soon as I look at your ass, it's better to be smart for me. ”

Saying that, Wei Xiaobao walked out, leaving Liu Yizhou grinning and sighing, "I'm not so pitiful." ”

Kangxi was also very happy not to see Wei Xiaobao for a few days, and Wei Xiaobao entered the imperial study and was just about to salute. Kangxi got up and walked over, stretched out his hand to help Wei Xiaobao up, Kangxi smiled and said, "It's rare that you have this kind of thought about me, I also know that Hai Dafu is dead, you feel uncomfortable, get up quickly, don't you let you have a good rest?"

Seeing that Kangxi cared so much about him, Wei Xiaobao was very moved in his heart, thinking that he and Kangxi were not related, but not only did he not have credit until now. And get into trouble everywhere, oops. It's really ashamed of Kangxi, Wei Xiaobao stood up, wiped his tears, and handed the confession written by the square to Kangxi.

Wei Xiaobao said, "Back to the emperor, the emperor handed over the slave to do things, that is the trust and cultivation of the slave, the slave is worried, and he never dares to forget the emperor's sending. ”

Kangxi was surprised and said, "It's done so quickly, Xiao Guizi, I really didn't mistake you, you are really clever and capable, hehe's good." Kangxi took the confession and looked at it, and after reading it, Kangxi was furious, overturned the table, and said angrily, "How can this be reasonable, how can this be reasonable, I am really angry, the Queen Mother is really lawless." Such a **** harem allows me to face the ancestors and ancestors. ”

Seeing this, Wei Xiaobao was scared, and said in his heart, "You don't know that the Queen Mother is fake now, and she really let me take it away, no matter what, this is your family's housework, since ancient times, it has been a companion like a tiger, and the ugly things of your family let me know that you won't want to cut off my head." ”

Kangxi was furious, he was angry, and his heart was a little calmer, anyway, this is also the Kangxi Emperor of the Qing Dynasty, and the quality of his heart is not comparable to ordinary people, seeing Wei Xiaobao's legs trembling, Kangxi understood, knowing that Wei Xiaobao was worried about killing him, Kangxi smiled and said, "Xiao Guizi, you did a good job, now this matter is not quiet for the time being, when I catch the handle of the Queen Mother, I will never spare it, whether she is the emperor of the Qing Dynasty or not, she is not allowed to mess around like this." ”

Wei Xiaobao secretly gave a thumbs up in his heart, and said in his heart, "Kangxi is Kangxi, and he really has everyone's demeanor." ”

Thinking of Ma Quan in the prison, Wei Xiaobao said again, "Your Majesty, how to deal with Ma Quan, he is extremely heinous and heinous." Kangxi said angrily, "That's it, Xiao Guizi, what you said is very right, you dare to pretend to be too fake to sneak into the palace, and do this kind of reluctance, it really doesn't make sense, Xiao Guizi, this kind of thing, don't inform me in the future, once you find out, you will not be spared, Xiao Guizi, I give you the power of life and death, you are my henchman, this matter, you should deal with it, I am tired, Xiao Guizi, you go down first." ”

It seems that no matter what, the matter of the Queen Mother still made Kangxi have a shadow in his heart, and it is inevitable that Kangxi will not be happy, Wei Xiaobao said "promise", so he had to bow down and retreat.

It seems that the emperor is still very angry about pretending to be too fake, Ma Quan will not be tried even and let me kill it directly, oops, if the emperor knows that Lao Tzu is not a eunuch, I don't know what will happen?

Wei Xiaobao was looking down and thinking about things, when suddenly his ears were grabbed from behind, "You dead eunuch, where have you been these days, why didn't you come to me, didn't the emperor reward you to me, why don't you go to my Chuxiu Palace." ”

Listening to the voice, he knew that it was the spicy and unreasonable princess Ningning, Wei Xiaobao saw that there was no one around, stretched out his hand and pushed away Princess Ning, and opened his mouth to shout, "How is the princess?" Great, I'm in a bad mood today, don't bother me. ”

Anyway, last time, Wei Xiaobao knew that to deal with Princess Ning, you have to be more domineering than her, so that she will be obedient, so Wei Xiaobao doesn't need to be soft anymore, sure enough, seeing Wei Xiaobao angry, Ning was quickly defeated, and Ning turned his face and smiled, "Xiao Guizi, are you going to play with me, the eunuchs in the palace are boring, it's not fun at all, I like to play with you, the people you got last time were so comfortable." ”

Wei Xiaobao didn't expect Bei Ning to be so thick-skinned, and he dared to say this kind of nonsense everywhere, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly covered Bei Ning's mouth, Wei Xiaobao said, "You don't have a face, Lao Tzu still needs a face, if you like to be comfortable, you can find someone else." Don't come to me, the emperor knows, I'm still afraid of killing my head, how old is Lao Tzu, I don't want to die young. ”

Ning didn't give up, reached out and grabbed Wei Xiaobao's arm, and dragged it to Chuxiu Palace, Wei Xiaobao had the heart to refuse, but occasionally a eunuch and palace maid passed by, and he was embarrassed to beat people, so Wei Xiaobao said, "Okay, I can't go, you let go of me, I'll go by myself, Lao Tzu has hands and feet, and it's not that I can't go by myself." ”

Wei Xiaobao said with a righteous and generous look, and when he saw Wei Xiaobao like this, he liked it even more, his little face turned red, and he said in a low voice, "People like you like this, you are much better than those sissy eunuchs." (To be continued.) )