Kangxi was confused, he didn't know what it was to explore the road and step on the plate, and he wanted to ask Wei Xiaobao, but he thought that Wei Xiaobao would not let him speak, for fear that he would be looked down upon by Wei Xiaobao when he spoke, so he could only shut up and watch Wei Xiaobao quietly walk to the window.

Wei Xiaobao cautiously came to the window, poked through the window paper and looked inside, oh my mother, this is too magnificent, too extravagant.

I saw a huge long table inside, with a golden tablecloth on the tabletop, cups and plates on it, countless delicacies, delicacies,

Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, flower duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, boiled salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, Jinsu plate, smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, pheasant, canned quail, braised assortment, braised goose, braised shrimp, braised shrimp, boiled shrimp and so on can not be counted.

What bear paws, deer antlers, duck tongues, monkey brains, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water.

There are 100 plates of fruit snacks alone, many Wei Xiaobao can't name them, Wei Xiaobao has heard of the Manchu and Han Dynasty banquets, and knows the emperor's exquisiteness, just eat all the dishes in one bite, you can eat for a few days and nights.

Wei Xiaobao's heart blossomed, and he said in his heart, "It seems that I have come to the right place, I have a blessing today, if I can't say anything in the future, I have to be the head of the imperial dining room, just eat these delicacies and seas all day long, and drink some Qiong Yao jade brew, the gods can't envy it." Haha, that's so cool. ”

Kangxi was behind, waited for a long time, and saw that Wei Xiaobao didn't react at all, and stood there stupidly and motionless. Kangxi stepped forward and dragged Wei Xiaobao. Kangxi said, "What are you doing in a daze?" What's wrong. It's not like you're kid retreating, right? ”

Wei Xiaobao reacted for a long time, and quickly wiped the saliva on his mouth with his sleeve, it doesn't matter if he doesn't wipe it, he let Kangxi see it all, Kangxi pointed to Wei Xiaobao's embarrassed appearance and smiled, "Little Guizi, you won't, you are hungry like this, and your saliva is flowing so much." ”

Wei Xiaobao couldn't defend himself, so he deliberately turned his head and didn't look at Kangxi. Wei Xiaobao took a look, there was a guarding eunuch in the imperial dining room, it seemed that he was the steward here, dressed in a red eunuch suit, but he might have been sleeping for a long time, and he actually fell asleep. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Wei Xiaobao stretched out his hand to Kangxi and 'shhh', Wei Xiaobao circled around the imperial dining room, observed the terrain everywhere, and saw that the imperial dining room was tall and magnificent. is about ten feet tall, and it seems that he can't go up with this ability.

However, Wei Xiaobao found that there was no endless way. The imperial dining room is connected to the high wall, and there is a towering tree at the corner of the high wall, which can just go up to the wall from the big tree, and then climb to the roof through the high wall.

Wei Xiaobao saw that there was a rope for drying things in the yard, Wei Xiaobao stepped forward and pulled it hard, and the rope broke under stress.

Kangxi was startled, and his heart said, "I can tear my body off, it's a lot of strength." Looking at Kangxi's surprised expression, Wei Xiaobao felt refreshed.

said on his mouth, "This rope is estimated to be too old, there is no way to break it as soon as it is pulled, it's not a big deal, and let's go to the roof, how can we steal things to eat without a rope, do you fart and put the plate up." ”

Wei Xiaobao is used to speaking casually, hearing such disgusting words in Kangxi's ears, Kangxi's angry eyebrows stood up, Kangxi glared at Wei Xiaobao, and said, "As far as you know, okay, can you accumulate some virtue when you speak in the future, it's too ugly, and you're not afraid of retribution." ”

Finally found such a good playmate, Kangxi was really reluctant to get Wei Xiaobao, but just angrily reprimanded a few words.

Wei Xiaobao whistled, snapped his fingers at Kangxi and said, "Okay, okay, I listen to you, okay, don't take it as an example, as the saying goes, you can change it, and it's good." ”

Kangxi was so angry by Wei Xiaobao that he couldn't help but think of going to the room to steal things, Kangxi's face turned red, and he muttered, "Little Guizi, but I can't climb trees?" ”

Wei Xiaobao smiled proudly, Wei Xiaobao said, "It's okay, I can teach you, you can learn from me later, you will learn as soon as you learn, you have a kung fu foundation, this is not a piece of cake." ”

Hearing that he could learn to climb a tree, the excited Kangxi jumped up suddenly, hugged Wei Xiaobao and shouted, "I can climb a tree, I can climb a tree." ”

Wei Xiaobao didn't expect to climb a tree, but he could make Kangxi happy like this, it seems that Kangxi has no fun in the palace, and he probably either reads or writes all day long.

How can he be so comfortable as himself, he can do whatever he wants, stealing chickens and touching dogs, fighting, going to the house to uncover tiles, listening to dramas and gambling money, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but sigh.

Kangxi said: "What's the matter, little Guizi?" Is there something wrong? Wei Xiaobao said, "I still have a lot of fun things, when I have time in the future, I will take you to play, and the storage is ten times faster than this, you, just wait and see." ”

Kangxi nodded, and smiled at Wei Xiaobao, "I don't know how, Xiao Guizi, I'm very happy to be with you, I feel that all my worries are gone." ”

Wei Xiaobao laughed, his heart was full of joy, and he said in his heart, "You kid has finally taken the bait, dealing with a child like you, I, Wei Xiaobao, am not ready to be caught, wait for the rabbit, and come one by one." ”

Wei Xiaobao said, "Me too, since I entered the palace, I don't have any friends, everyone doesn't pay much attention to me, it's rare to meet you today, let's fall in love, finally God has eyes, let me find a good friend with a similar temper." ”

Kangxi was young, and when he heard what Wei Xiaobao said, he also felt emotion in his heart, and took Wei Xiaobao's hand and said, "Okay, we are good friends, we are good friends for life, we have delicious food to eat together, and fun to play together, what do you say?" ”

Wei Xiaobao nodded in agreement, and said in his heart, "You won't be like this when you're older, you won't let your wife play with me, but my wife lets you play, don't even think about it, no way, I can only cuckold you." ”

Quickly got a rope, Wei Xiaobao found another hook, tied the hook and rope, and then Wei Xiaobao pulled Kangxi to the tree, Wei Xiaobao tied his body around his waist, and his clothes were tight.

Wei Xiaobao turned around and said to Kangxi, "Climbing a tree is very simple, first hold the tree with both hands, clamp the tree between your legs, and then climb up with your hands and feet, it's very simple, I'll demonstrate it first, you see." ”

Wei Xiaobao hugged the body of the tree three or two times and went up five or six meters away, staring Kangxi's envious eyes round, and kept shouting, fortunately, no one, if someone came, it is estimated that not only will he not be able to eat, but Wei Xiaobao may also be caught and punished for the crime of bewitching the emperor. (To be continued.) )