Chapter 21, the skin is so thick
Wei Xiaobao continued, "The hobby is over, let's talk about my specialties, in fact, my specialties are the same as my hobbies, there are countless more, I just have time today, so I will give you a good chatter, first, eloquence, my eloquence is excellent, it is simply an export, I can speak, I don't believe everyone to listen to my performance in Lichun Courtyard; Second, thick-skinned, I basically rarely blush, and when I meet the living, it is self-cooked, and I am destined to experience a big scene, if you can learn that my thirty percent is not my blow, I guarantee that you will have no worries about food and clothing for a lifetime in Yangzhou City; The third is singing, which can be described as the sound of nature, in short, listening to the songs I sing, that is tea and rice without thinking, lingering sounds, others are three days endless, my voice will make you reminisce for at least three years; Fourth, the appearance, the person is handsome, there is really nowhere to reason, I am handsome and chic, suave, and the jade tree is in the wind...... In a word, it is simply handsome, impeccable, handsome, and embarrassing; Fifth, I looked down at my crotch and muttered, in fact, my 'guy' is quite predictable... If any girl follows me in the future, she will have to have fun while stealing it......" He talked for a long time, until he was tired and almost out of breath, Wei Xiaobao gave up.
Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "I can't say it anymore, I have to say it all, then I must have a personal show for a few days and nights." Wei Xiaobao looked at the children below who had been stupid for a long time, and Alice was also dumbfounded. After waiting for a long time, Wei Xiaobao coughed and wanted to remind him, but no one reacted for a long time. In the end, there was really no way, Wei Xiaobao picked up the board on the table and knocked it a few times.
"What's wrong with you? You can't worship me so much, will you? Are they all ashamed? Wei Xiaobao asked proudly.
It took Alice a long time to hear the movement, I've never seen a thick-skinned person with such a thick skin, I've really seen a lot of knowledge today, and I'm really unconvinced, seeing that Wei Xiaobao finally shut up, Alice hurriedly got up and asked, "Finished?" Wei Xiaobao, your speech is much more powerful than the teacher's lecture, I just found out today, you are really surprising, you cheeky... Giggles, it's really thick. ”
Wei Xiaobao will never feel blushing and ashamed, although he heard the sarcasm in Alice's words, he still smiled and said, "Teacher, in fact, I haven't finished talking about it, I think about it, I have a specialty all over my body, there are no shortcomings, no way, I can't finish it for two days and two nights, so let's talk about it briefly." ”
After saying a word, 'Goo, plop' suddenly fell to the ground in the classroom.
Alice also knocked over the table and chair and sat on the ground, and said in her heart, "It's really hopeless, how can there be such a scoundrel and cheeky child in the world, this is still a simple introduction, and it really makes people have nothing to say." ”
Alice was afraid that Wei Xiaobao would continue, so she hurriedly waved at him, "Okay, let's go down, that's good." Alice finally invited Wei Xiaobao down, and when she returned to her seat, Li Gang and the others made fun again, and inevitably flattered Wei Xiaobao again.
Then, Alice asked everyone to elect a class leader, responsible for managing everyone's usual study discipline, originally Li Gang and the three planned to choose Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly resigned, thinking to himself, "I'm not a good nerd, what I like is to have fun, if I become the class leader, then what's the fun." Wei Xiaobao was not interested, Li Gang and the others naturally didn't care about this, and the four of them farted directly when they had nothing to do.
Originally, Alice still wanted Wei Xiaobao to be the class leader, but when she thought, "If he really becomes the class leader, he won't have to talk in the classroom all day long." "It's not reluctant, and later after some voting, Dong Ya became the squad leader.
The reason why Dong Ya was able to be elected is very simple, since Wei Xiaobao told the children about the standard of beauty, most of the boys chose Dong Ya, and then Alice asked Wei Xiaobao and the four of them to go to the office to move the books, and sent them to the students.
Alice felt tired today, very tired, dizzy, presumably listening to that Wei Xiaobao's monstrous long story just now, she was dizzy when she heard it, so she should go back to the house and take a shower to sober up. Running to your own boudoir in the backyard at the moment. Wei Xiaobao and a few people were bored and walked out of the classroom, looking around, walking around, the brothers didn't have time to look at the school carefully just now, and they spread joy at the moment, and played around together, the yard was full of a lot of training equipment, and there was a big playground in the backyard, I heard that you can also learn Western martial arts, although Western martial arts are not powerful, but before you meet a famous teacher, you still practice first, and it is good to keep fit, after all, the road you will take in the future is destined to be thrilling, learn some self-defense skills, It's still very necessary.
Wei Xiaobao thought about his thoughts, a few people walked all the way to the backyard, the backyard is lined with the courtyard where the teacher's family lives, Wei Xiaobao and a few people don't know this, the child's heart, curious about everything, ran to a yard and walked over, only to see this small courtyard, very elegant, planted with a lot of potted plants suitable for the occasion, there are rockeries and flowing water, there are pond lotus, the courtyard is small, but it is also very delicate and quiet, presumably the owner is a tasteful person, through a moon door in front of a square corridor, the house is also carved beams and paintings, antique, It is much cleaner and more elegant than the house in Lichun Temple.
Suddenly, I heard a 'whooshing' sound of water, and listened carefully, it came from a room, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly gestured to Li Gang and the others, "Shh," several people suddenly held their breath, followed Wei Xiaobao's buttocks and tiptoed over, came to the window of a room, and heard the sound of water coming from the house, Wei Xiaobao soaked his fingers with saliva, poked a hole in the window lattice, and looked inside, and Halazi suddenly flowed to the ground.
"Wow..."I saw a woman, who was taking a bath with her back to herself, this is the first time Wei Xiaobao has peeked at a woman's body after being reborn, although she lives in Lichun Courtyard, but firstly, Lichun Courtyard is mostly Hongchen women, Wei Xiaobao is not very interested in them, and secondly, she is still young, and it is useless to look at it, in terms of peeping at women, Wei Xiaobao is still a fake chick, after all, he is only ten years old this year, Li Gang and others also learned from Wei Xiaobao's appearance and stuck to the window to look inside.
The white flowers in front of him are extremely eye-catching, the skin is as smooth as jade, the perfect and delicate figure, and the hips are upright... The tight waist makes people surge with blood, and the whole body is restless, Wei Xiaobao drools wildly, and sighs in his heart, "Obediently long, this woman is really good, her skin is smooth and tender, and she is smart and white, and the key is also vigorous. ”
The woman stood in the water tank, like a hibiscus out of the water, wiping her body with both hands, her movements were extremely tempting, and the nosebleed of Wei Xiaobao who was flirting also flowed out, and she looked at Li Gang and the three of them, who were almost the same as herself, and they were also full of ugliness, and they couldn't take their eyes off it.
Wei Xiaobao silently thought in his heart, "Turn around, turn around, let the master have a good appreciation." Maybe it was God who appeared and the gods blessed, the woman really turned around gently, still holding petals in her hand, and the nosebleed that Wei Xiaobao had just blocked suddenly came out again, it's over, it's over, my obedient looks so beautiful, it's really a feast for the eyes.
Although he was only ten years old, Wei Xiaobao felt that his body had changed, and he couldn't wait to push the door in immediately, Wei Xiaobao hadn't looked at his appearance just now, and his eyes had already been attracted by the graceful figure, so he looked up and looked up, "Ah...... It turned out to be her. "This person is none other than Alice, the homeroom teacher who came out of the classroom and went back to the house to take a shower.