It is not good to leave the school, but he was rejected by a little girl, Wei Xiaobao was very embarrassed, he felt as if his heart was blocked by a big stone, he got up and left his seat, and walked out of the classroom directly, Li Gang and the others saw the boss go out, and hurriedly followed.

Alice was on the podium preparing to distribute textbooks to everyone, when she saw Wei Xiaobao's face turned pale, she was afraid that something would happen, so she hurriedly asked, "Wei Xiaobao, are you okay?" ”

"It's okay..."After speaking, Wei Xiaobao opened the door and went out. When I got to the hallway, I took a deep breath, and then I felt a little better. The big little Lori can't handle it herself, hmph, we'll see.

After a while, Li Gang and others chased out, "What's wrong, boss?" Didn't you feel good just now, why did you get depressed after a while? ”

Wei Xiaobao shook his head, "It's okay, just come out to breathe, you guys go back, I'll go out for a walk and take a look around,"

After wandering around, Wei Xiaobao's heart suddenly became a lot brighter, a small 'blow', for Wei Xiaobao, it is not worth mentioning at all, just because she is Wei Xiaobao, what kind of woman can't get it? Even a little girl can't be even, in the future, those women in Shuang'er Jianning will not be abducted by others, and if they can't get women, they will be sorry for their own majestic name.

Seeing Wei Xiaobao come back, Alice nodded at him with a smile, her red lips were delicate, and her smile was like a spring breeze, and Alice just smiled and made Wei Xiaobao feel very kind.

Alice turned to the children and said, "Everyone knows each other almost, let's introduce ourselves, so that everyone can understand each other better, don't be afraid to name them, just relax and say something casually." ”

Wei Xiaobao sat in his seat, dragging his cheeks with both hands, staring at Alice with wide eyes and almost greed, and he didn't know what was going on in his little head.

Those who were named walked up to the podium one by one, some were shy, some were shy and couldn't raise their heads, some were blushing like monkey butts, and even worse, a man named Zhao San came to the stage with his head down and trembling and said, "My name is... Zhao San. Immediately he ran down like a gust of wind, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

Wei Xiaobao noticed that the person who rejected him was called Dong Ya, and he was also generous and decent on stage, and at a glance he knew that it was a daughter from a big family, Dong Ya also glanced up at Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao deliberately turned his face sideways and ignored her, thinking that a woman, she can't take her too seriously, the more she catches up, the more she is playful, and she still wants to be captured, the more arrogant and cold the little girl, the more she can't give her a good face, Dong Ya, her table is called Zhao Erya, worthy of the name, how old a child actually came to the stage and threw a flattering look at Wei Xiaobao, It's just that the length is too bad, and it can't get into Wei Xiaobao's eyes at all.

The position of Wei Xiaobao and the four of them is at the back of the classroom, and the others will finish talking after a while, and soon it will be Li Gang's turn, Li Gang and the others are with Wei Xiaobao all day long, and their faces are thicker than the city wall, these small scenes are not difficult for the four of them at all.

Li Gang came to the stage and hugged his fists, "Everyone is polite, my name is Li Gang, my family is iron, and I like to rob houses since I was a child... Slip of the tongue, I should like to act chivalrous and fight against violence, since I followed my eldest brother Wei Xiaobao, I have done a lot of big things, my boss is quite ......"

Li Gang said and boasted about Wei Xiaobao endlessly, this self-introduction can do this is really fresh, everyone turned their heads and turned their eyes to Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao held his chest high, he called a beauty in his heart, and secretly praised it in his heart, look, this little brother never forgets to do publicity for the boss.

Li Gang said a lot of heroic deeds about Wei Xiaobao in one breath, which made everyone laugh bitterly, and finally finished speaking, seeing Li Gang coming down, Wei Xiaobao pretended to be dissatisfied and rewarded Li Gang with a brain, and scolded with a smile in his mouth, "What do you say I'm doing?" You've finished saying all the good things, it's my turn, I'm still talking about a fart? Isn't this stealing the limelight from the boss? ”

Li Gang hurriedly explained, "Boss, don't I admire you. Alice watched them play, smiled, and said, "Next, we welcome Wei Xiaobao to the stage to introduce himself, everyone applauds......"

With a burst of uneven applause, Wei Xiaobao stepped onto the podium, how cool it would be if there was music from the gambling god Chow Yun at this time, Wei Xiaobao looked at everyone, waved his hands, and snorted deliberately, and the little family quickly quieted down,

Clearing his throat, Wei Xiaobao said impassionedly, "My name is Wei Xiaobao, I live in Lichun Courtyard, I think most of you know me, Xiaobao is me, there are two performances every day, if you are interested, just come to me, when the time comes, I will have a treat, go to Lichun Courtyard to report my name, I am ten years old this year, like everyone, I hope to become friends with everyone, Yangzhou calls us 'Yangzhou Four Less', that is because our four brothers have always been fighting not parallel chivalrous righteousness, and have done a few earth-shattering and happy good things......"

Next, Wei Xiaobao added oil and vinegar to talk about the vigorous heroic deeds of the four of them, and the friends below were stunned, and then Wei Xiaobao said: My hobbies are quite a lot, such as drinking, speaking of drinking and boasting about the wine between myself and Zhao Ming, taking a breath, Wei Xiaobao said again, there are fights, catching thieves, storytelling, singing, I have time to perform for everyone, I will perform a performance in Lichun Courtyard for ten taels of silver, If you like to listen to it, you will give you a half discount of five taels of silver, by the way, in class, Wei Xiaobao has done a lot of publicity for the business of Lichun Courtyard, which girl has a good figure, which girl blows the flute and blows the stick, which girl Guanyin sits on the lotus... But the classmates were stupid, and even Alice was blushing with shame, so she had no choice but to twist her body aside.

Finally, when it comes to his most important hobby, Wei Xiaobao smug and said, "That's pickling girls, doesn't this book say, fair lady, gentleman, as long as you are a gentleman, you should pursue women more, this woman is very knowledgeable, let me briefly introduce to you, how can a woman be considered beautiful?"

For example, if a perfect woman has a perfect score of 100 points, first, a woman's hair accounts for 15 points, because a woman's temperament is related to hair; Second, a woman's face accounts for 20 points, because a beautiful face and smart eyes will definitely make a man crazy; Third, a woman's figure accounts for twenty points, after all, the devil's figure is unattainable, fourth, a woman's skin accounts for ten points, no need to ask, no one likes it if the whole body is covered with pimples and abscesses, fifth, a woman's fingers account for five points, sixth, a woman's dress accounts for ten points, seventh, a woman's voice accounts for ten points, and a sweet voice is always fascinating, eighth, a woman's specialty accounts for ten points, although a woman's talent is virtue, but it is not good for nothing......" Wei Xiaobao gushed endlessly on the stage, talking non-stop. All the children below, both male and female, were dumbfounded.

Wei Xiaobao doesn't care so much, he usually goes on stage to tell stories, and he doesn't feel tired for several hours, so he takes this opportunity to make a good list of his deeds.