Chapter 5, I'm going to tell the story

Wei Xiaobao hurriedly explained, "Mother, don't I think about it, I'll go to the seventh sister in a while, anyway, I'm fine in Lichun Courtyard, I'm idle, and I can't do heavy work, I'll see if I can find a chance to tell stories, make fun of the uncles, and earn some money for my mother, and then talk about my mother, the money for making clothes was originally earned by me by drinking, what's the difference between it and what fell from the sky, you don't have to feel distressed, when I make money, I will go back and buy you better than this, when the money is too much to spend, see what you do?" Money is earned, but not saved, mother, you just wait to enjoy the blessings with your son. Although he is not very old, Wei Xiaobao's words and deeds are very arrogant, and he can't see that he is just a little kid whose milk hair has not retreated.

When Wei Chunhua heard it, she understood that her son knew that he was filial to himself at a young age, and he was happy in his heart, so he pursed his lips and tried it, the clothes really fit, and the people were also spiritual, and they looked a lot younger, who said that he didn't say anything, but looking at Wei Chunhua's angry and happy expression, Wei Xiaobao felt distressed in his heart, this is just an ordinary new dress, Wei Chunhua can be happy like this, while his mother is happy, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly patted his ass and praised, "Mother, look, you are already beautiful, how good it is, You look more than ten years younger, and when others see you, they think you're my sister. ”

Wei Chunhua smiled, pouted and glanced at Wei Xiaobao, stretched out her hand and poked lightly on the bridge of Wei Xiaobao's nose, "You, you will make your mother happy, this time your mother will not worry about you, but there is no next time, by the way, my mother will go to the kitchen to get some food, and hurry up to eat in a while, so as to fill your little belly, and wear this dress when you turn back for the holidays, the kitchen is dirty, don't get dirty again." ”

Wei Chunhua was distressed and reached out to take off her clothes, but Wei Xiaobao hurriedly stretched out her hand to stop her, "Mother, you can wear it, and I'll buy it for you when I go back." ”

Wei Chunhua is actually reluctant to take it off, how many years, she doesn't even have a decent dress, looking at the sisters around her, one by one, dressed up beautifully every day, Wei Chunhua's heart, how can she bear it, seeing that her son insisted on stopping her, Wei Chunhua's eyes turned red, and she nodded heavily: "Well, my mother is dressed, listen to you, from now on, my mother will rely on you." ”

Wei Chunhua hummed an unbearable song and walked out, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but smile bitterly, and sighed in his heart, which woman doesn't love beauty? Even if my mother is this age, why don't you want to 'show off' in front of people.

Wei Xiaobao quickly packed up the 'equipment' on his body, and after a while, Wei Chunhua brought back two side dishes and a pot of wine humming a small tune, and when he was eating, Wei Chunhua asked, "Xiaobao, what did you just say, you still want to tell a story, you don't want to think about it, at your age, at most, it is a listening book, what kind of little adult, how much ink do you have in your stomach, my mother still doesn't know?" You, since you were a child, you don't even know a word, and you're not afraid of being laughed at and lose your big teeth, and you still tell stories, without that diamond diamond, let's just take the porcelain work. ”

Wei Xiaobao tugged his head and shook his head, "Mother, really, I listen to books on the street all day long, and those storytellers just eat with their mouths, they will, my son has also learned a lot these days, and besides, what's the fun of listening to those old men say that they are dull and boring?" It's better to listen to me, a little adult, tell me that the book is fresh, you say, right? Even if it doesn't work well, then relying on your son's appearance, you can make everyone happy, okay? How can you know without trying? ”

Wei Chunhua couldn't cry or laugh, and also knew that his son was stubborn when he was small, and he had the strength to be competitive, I remember taking him to the street at the age of three and meeting a young lady from a wealthy family, Wei Xiaobao immediately pinched his waist with both hands and pointed at the beautiful young woman and shouted, "When I am older, I must ask her to be my wife." "It's so suspenseful that Wei Chunhua is angry, but fortunately, Wei Chunhua is smart and busy with her son to flash people, otherwise maybe people will clean up the two of them.

Thinking about it, Wei Chunhua snorted and laughed, at that time, his son was not sensible, I am afraid that he would have forgotten about that woman, but he thought that people were good-looking at the time, Wei Chunhua can clearly remember that the family's surname is Zhuang, in Yangzhou, whether it is fame or prestige, it is second to none, his son, but he is from a humble Qinglou, and there is no drama at all.

However, Wei Chunhua still didn't hit her son, nodded and agreed, "Okay, anyway, I'm not afraid that you will poke the sky down, go to the seventh sister by yourself after dinner, if the seventh sister agrees, the mother has no opinion, if you don't allow it, you must stay with me honestly, and when you are older, my mother will send you to the school, you know?" ”

Wei Xiaobao pouted and reluctantly agreed, "Good ......, mother, I know." ”

After lunch, Wei Xiaobao cleaned up the guys, cleaned up in the mirror again, everything was cleaned up, and then he went to find the seventh sister, the seventh sister lived on the third floor of Lichun Courtyard, usually fine, generally no one bothered the seventh sister, and the third floor was basically a clean official who did not sell his body, and he was also a lot cleaner, and when he arrived at the door of the seventh sister, Wei Xiaobao knocked on the door.

Soon the voice of the seventh sister came from the house, "Who, come in, the door is not closed." ”

Straightened up, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly pushed the door in, and when he saw the seventh sister, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly greeted him with a smile, "Seventh sister, it's me, Xiaobao, it's not good that I haven't come to see you for a long time, I think about it tightly, now I see that the seventh sister's body is still so tough, and the person is more beautiful than before, Xiaobao, I am happy for the seventh sister in my heart." ”

Although the girls in Lichun Courtyard call her Seventh Sister, in fact, Seventh Sister is already old, she is in her fifties, even her sideburns are white, her face is also old, and her face is full of obvious wrinkles, and even her figure is a lot fatter, so naturally she can't compare with the girls outside, but Wei Xiaobao is sweet in her mouth, and she is strong in talking nonsense when she opens her eyes.

Seventh Sister Le's eyebrows danced, and her chin was about to fall off, "You, you are the first little ghost, you little mouth, I really don't know what you wipe, you are just flattering when you speak, let's talk about it, what is the matter with the seventh sister?" ”

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "If you can't come up and go straight to ask for help, it will generally not work." So in the south and north of the world, the parents and the seventh sister first started a family routine, one would tell the seventh sister jokes, and the other would help the seventh sister pour water and beat her back, which made the seventh sister happy.

It's been almost two hours, the seventh sister said; "Xiaobao, just say something, the seventh sister is the same as your mother, she watched you grow up, just your little heart, do you think that the seventh sister has lived so much, if you have something to say, see what the hell you think?"

Wei Xiaobao thought about it, pretended to be seen through, grimaced and smiled, "I couldn't hide it from you if I knew it." But at this time, if the seventh sister is happy, the success rate of speaking will be higher.