Wei Xiaobao said, "Seventh sister, what kind of person are you, you are Guanyin Bodhisattva, I am Sun Monkey, no matter how clever I am, I am not pinched in the palm of my hand by you, I can't move, there is such a thing, and it is not a big deal, Seventh Sister, what do you think of my mouth?" It's okay, right? ”

The seventh sister said happily, "Hey, don't they all say that Sun Monkey can't jump out of Wuzhi Mountain?" When did you become Guanyin Bodhisattva? But your mouth, a set of sets, maybe you can really do it. ”

Wei Xiaobao continued to pat the ass cheekily, since the seventh sister likes it, Wei Xiaobao naturally goes on the pole, anyway, patting the sycophants doesn't need capital, it's like taking something out of his pocket, what he has in his belly is the goods "Seventh sister, you are old and kind-hearted, compassionate, and so good to my mother, not what a bodhisattva is, if you come to compare with you, I just look at a lot of storytellers on the street, it's very lively, Seventh sister, you say, how about setting up a table in the hall of our Lichun Courtyard to tell stories?" Isn't it that there must be a lot of people at that time, as long as it is said well, there will be more guests who come to our yard, and the business will be a lot better when there are more people? ”

Wei Xiaobao said as he turned behind the seventh sister and slapped the seventh sister on the back, the seventh sister couldn't close her mouth when she smiled, her eyebrows opened and she smiled, and the seventh sister smiled and said, "You, you will make the seventh sister happy, this idea is not bad, but who to talk to?" The person looking for must really have this ability, otherwise the business of our yard will be noisy and the guests' interest in having fun will be very bad. ”

Wei Xiaobao said, "Seventh sister, that's the case, I'll tell you, this storyteller, one, it can't be the old man's age, you want to come to the yard, they are all young masters, who doesn't like to find beautiful girls?" Who doesn't like new tricks, who likes to find bad old men? Second, storytelling can't be too old-fashioned, those storytellers on the street, all day long are those tunes, it's still the same as before, according to me, you have to have new ideas, you have to play tricks, what do guests like, let's just say something, what do you say? These three, the teahouse and ours can't be compared, we are here, guests can eat, drink and listen to books, you can also find a lady to accompany you, you can stay overnight when you are tired of listening, I'm afraid that nine times out of ten you want to find a woman, you say? At that time, business will naturally be booming. ”

The seventh sister sneered, "You, you kid has a good mouth, and what you say is reasonable, but in terms of this candidate, I'm afraid it's a little difficult?" ”

The seventh sister looked up and saw Xiaobao's little eyes rolling around, and suddenly her heart was clear, and she understood, and the seventh sister said, "I said, Xiaobao, you said it, don't you say it yourself, although you have a good mouth, and you have a lot of skills to tease people, but after all, the seventh sister has never heard you tell a story, why don't you say a few paragraphs to the seventh sister today, show your hand, let me see?" ”

Wei Xiaobao was waiting for this sentence, and hurriedly nodded his head and agreed, "Okay, Seventh Sister Xiaobao is waiting for your words, you can take a look." As he spoke, Wei Xiaobao smashed out all the clothes, sunglasses, and paper fans that had been prepared a long time ago, and the seventh sister was stunned for a while.

The seventh sister said happily, "Oh, let me say, why did you kid come up with such a ghost idea today?" The relationship is already prepared, okay, Seventh Sister will take a look and see if you have this way? If you are good today, the seventh sister will allow you to talk about it in the hall. ”

Wei Xiaobao saw that there was a door to the matter, and at the moment he did his best, and talked endlessly, one would say the Three Kingdoms, one would Journey to the West, one would Water Margin, and even Detective Conan, he also took it out and said, in the end, the seventh sister was very satisfied with the effect was very good, and the seventh sister promised to let Wei Xiaobao show his face tomorrow to try the effect, if it can be done, the silver earned in the future will be divided into three percent for Wei Xiaobao and his wife.

Out of the door of the seventh sister's room, Wei Xiaobao couldn't help laughing a few times, and hurriedly went back to tell Wei Chunhua the good news, Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "I will get a decent set of clothes later, and tomorrow I will officially see how I show my talents, maybe I will really become the first star in ancient times one day, and when the time comes, there will be a group of fans, maybe I will get a 'Wei fan' at that time, thinking about Wei Xiaobao is a little depressed." What's not good is that Wei fans seem to be 'sluggish', so let's change the name to a nice one.

I woke up early the next morning, got up from the bed and hurriedly washed my face, Wei Xiaobao didn't care about eating, so he was busy, first ran to the seventh sister's room, discussed, and asked the turtle guys to help clean up the place, put up a few tables and chairs, and make the lights around a little more festive, and found a few sisters who had a good relationship on weekdays to help with the hand, and when the time came, serve tea and wine to the guests, get some snacks or something, and then get a cheerleading team to beat for themselves to earn drinks or something, these are all things that Wei Xiaobao thinks must have.

The tea shed tells the story, not so much exquisite, and even standing on the side of the street and stretching your neck to listen, even if the guests sitting in it, it is just a big bowl of tea per person, but these people who come to Lichun Courtyard to consume, which one has no money in his pocket? Serving them a big bowl of tea is equivalent to slapping them in the face, the more good things are more expensive things, the more satisfied they are, and they feel that they have face to show their identity.

Is it your debut after all? must be an instant hit, you can't be sloppy at all, Wei Xiaobao went to the tailor shop and made a few sets of nondescript clothes, there are children, adults, old men, and even various costumes, and even several sets of costumes in the theater garden, the purpose is naturally to make people shine and amuse, in short, the preparation is quite sufficient, and even made a few masks of flower-faced clowns.

I don't know that I thought that Lichun Courtyard was doing a happy event today, the lanterns were colorful, the embroidered ribbons were fluttering, the lanterns were hanging high, the gongs and drums were pleasant, the scene was very eye-catching, many people hurriedly asked curiously, I don't know which one this Lichun Courtyard is singing today.

Wei Xiaobao also asked Turtle Bull Er to put a bulletin board at the door, which read, "Young master, uncle, eat and drink well, have fun, in short, have fun." ”

The next is written: "Xiaobao plays treasure and sells treasure to learn to sing and perform, in short, it is fresh." "Horizontal batch, as soon as the 'Xiaobao storytelling' sign was hung out, the pedestrians on the side of the road surrounded one after another, squeezing forward one by one, and wondering what about 'Xiaobao storytelling', 'Which Xiaobao?' Some say that Wei Xiaobao, who drank and won Zhao Gongzi a few days ago, in short, after a while, the news that Xiaobao was going to say it in Lichun Courtyard spread all of a sudden.

Wei Xiaobao saw that a lot of guests came, and asked a few familiar sisters to stand in front of the door and shout for him to pull people in.

"Don't miss it when you pass by, now Lichun Courtyard is the first time in the New Year, the young hero takes the stage to tell the story, that is to say that learning and singing are all in, take a look at it, it's not good to give money."

"From the south to the north, ladies and gentlemen, Xiaobao will tell you a book to amuse, don't miss it."

"Those who come to listen to books today don't spend money, they don't need to be rewarded, in short, Xiaobao is waiting for you to have fun." Wei Xiaobao knew in his heart, after all, it was the first time, so how about seeing the audience's reaction first? If the response is good, you will naturally collect money in the future, and if it is not satisfactory, you should immediately pull out your stomach and get out of the way and make other plans.