Chapter 17 The domineering Li Er

Under the leadership of this old man, Fang Yiai and his party soon came to Taiji Palace, Fang Xuanling got off the horse and came to the Suzaku Gate, the guards guarding the door are estimated to be very familiar with the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, and a school official arched his hand and asked: "Master Fang, what are you doing here so late?" ”

"Hehe, it's not a big deal, please spread the word and tell Your Majesty that Fang Qiao and his second son's bereaved love have something to ask to see!" Fang Xuanling said very kindly, not oppressive at all, the school official nodded and said happily: "Lord Fang, please wait here first, the little one will help you report now!" After the school official left, Fang Yiai touched his head and asked suspiciously: "Father, can I go through the Suzaku Gate to enter the palace?" ”

Fang Xuanling knocked on the back of Fang Yiai's head and said with a wry smile: "Jun'er, what are you talking about, isn't this Vermilion Bird Gate just for people to leave, otherwise what are you doing with this Vermilion Bird Gate?" Fang Yiai rolled her eyes, it seemed that she was an idiot again, and hurriedly asked very seriously: "Father, this can't be all blamed on the child's ignorance, the eldest brother led me around Yanxi Gate at that time, I thought that a little person like me could only go to Yanxi Gate." ”

"Hehe, Jun'er, there are restrictions on Jingfu Gate, you can go through the other doors, but this Vermilion Bird Gate has some other uses" Fang Xuanling patiently explained, pointed to the three words of the Vermilion Bird Gate and said with a smile: "See these three words, the Vermilion Bird Gate is the south gate of the Taiji Palace, under normal circumstances, the south gate and the north gate of the Taiji Palace are not open, and the Suzaku Gate will only be open when receiving foreign envoys." Now that it's getting late, there's no need for us to make a detour to Yanxi Gate, anyway, Your Majesty shouldn't care about these things, as long as you don't let those old pedants know. ”

After listening to the old man's explanation, Fang Yiai was very disapproving, and the old man also played a game of using power for personal gain today, but the old man also said that others are old pedants, and he is not also an old pedant. However, Fang Yiai didn't dare to say it, but just patted his ass with a shy face and said: "Father knows so much, the child has been taught!" Fang Xuanling smiled, feeling very helpless, how could his second son's surname be so different from his eldest son's, but Fang Xuanling prefers the surname of this second son, and he does things in an eclectic way, so it is easy to go further.

The father and son stood in front of the Suzaku Gate and waited for a while, then saw the school official running back, followed by a middle-aged uncle with a beard, only to see this uncle arching his hand at Fang Xuanling and smiling: "The young general Zhao Chong has seen Master Fang, and now it's a little late, Your Majesty asked me to pick up Lord Fang and the second son." ”

After Fang Xuanling bowed his hand in return, Fang Yiai smiled very knowingly: "Uncle Zhao, I'm sorry for you!" Now Zhao Chong was interested, and thought that this second son of Fang was as arrogant and domineering as other noble children, but he didn't expect to be so polite, so he said with a smile: "Second son, don't be like this, this is what I should do!" Now please come with me, Your Majesty is accompanying the Queen in the Hundred Blessings Palace! Fang Xuanling and his son followed Zhao Chong towards the inside of the palace, Fang Yiai was still the first time to enter the Taiji Palace, so he was very curious, but after a while, that curiosity was gone, because these people were about to go in a daze. Finally walked into a courtyard and saw the three words of the Baifu Hall on it, Fang Yiai knew that he had finally arrived at the place. Zhao Chong arched his hand and smiled: "Lord Fang, please come in with me, Your Majesty has instructed Lord Fang to come and go in directly." ”

Fang Xuanling nodded and walked into the Baifu Hall with Fang Yiai, and when he entered the main house, he saw Li Shimin sitting on a chair with a sad face thinking about things, Fang Xuanling and Fang Yiai just wanted to salute Li Shimin waved his hand and said with a bitter smile: "Xuanling, this is not the time of the dynasty, don't do so many rules, sit down first, what is the matter with you leading Jun'er to come over so late?" ”

"Hehe, Your Majesty, tonight I heard Jun'er say that he had some thoughts about the disease of qi, and Weichen led Jun'er over without delay" Fang Xuanling slowly said what happened, after listening to this, Li Shimin's bitter gourd face disappeared, and he immediately stood up and walked to Fang Yiai, grabbed his shoulder and shouted: "Jun'er, can you really cure qi?" ”

"Ah, Your Majesty, can you be light, the little nephew is about to be pinched to death by you" Fang Yiai is about to cry now, is this Li Shimin so excited, this hand is too strong. Li Shimin realized that he had lost his temper at this time, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Hehe, Jun'er, don't blame, I was so excited just now, but can you really cure the queen's illness?" ”

When Fang Yiai heard this problem again, she frowned and said honestly: "To be honest, the little nephew is not sure of this, I can only say that if I follow my method, the queen's health will at least improve." As for whether the queen's illness can be completely cured, I don't dare to say nonsense, the little nephew must be young and can't afford to pay such a big responsibility! ”

Li Shimin was tired of hearing it for a while, pouted and muttered: "You little slippery head, you can just cure it, how can this cure be successful, do you think I am the kind of unreasonable person?" Fang Yiai rolled his eyes, just at your old hand, you can think that you are an unreasonable person when you start a rush, can this not be scary, seeing Fang Yiai rolling his eyes, Zhao Chong, who was standing behind Li Shimin, was suffocating his face. Li Shimin also noticed Zhao Chong's situation, and asked with a frown: "Zhao Chong, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Eh, Your Majesty, it's nothing, Weichen is a little panicked, I want to go to the thatched house!" Zhao Chong held back this sentence for a long time, Li Shimin was speechless and waved his hand and hurriedly said: "Then you don't go yet, the last thatched house is also suffocated!" Zhao Chong couldn't hold back his laughter and hurriedly rushed out, and ran outside to laugh, he found that the second son of Fang was simply too talented, and he actually dared to play sloppy with His Majesty, and until now he has seen that the old goblin dares to make such a joke with His Majesty.

After Zhao Chong ran out, Li Shimin sighed and smiled bitterly at Fang Yiai: "Forget it, Jun'er, I won't force you anymore, you just do your best, now you come in with me!" After speaking, he led Fang Xuanling's father and son towards the back hall, Fang Yiai saw Fang Xuanling give him a reassuring look, and his worried heart calmed down, and after walking to the back hall, he saw Li Shimin sitting on the bed holding a beautiful woman's hand and smiled: "Guanyin, don't worry, even if you pour all the power of the world, I will cure your illness." ”

"Your Majesty, I know my illness myself, why do you waste so much financial and material resources, you are the king of a country, your words and deeds are related to the lives of the world, how can you abolish the affairs of the world because of personal feelings?" Empress Eldest Sun's face was a little pale, perhaps because she had been lying in the sun for a long time. Seeing such a virtuous Empress Changsun, Fang Yi's love was full of emotion, it seems that Empress Changsun is really too important to Li Shimin, it can be said that whenever Li Shimin is irritable, only Empress Changsun can persuade him.

Li Shimin nodded, patted Empress Changsun's hand and yelled at Fang Yiai: "Jun'er, why don't you hurry up and come over to me?" "Fang Yiai is very unhappy, you have been nagged by your daughter-in-law, and if you are angry, you will lie to me as a young man, this is too immoral. However, Fang Yiai still obediently walked to the bed of the eldest grandson queen, and shouted with a salute: "The grass people's house is loved by the queen mother, and I wish the queen mother immortal blessing eternal longevity and Tianqi!" Hearing Fang Yiai's sycophant, Li Shimin almost kicked this sycophant out, he asked him to come to see a doctor, not to let him come to pat the sycophant. Li Shimin was obviously unhappy, but Empress Eldest Sun smiled lightly, waved her hand and said, "Okay, don't be polite, you little guy has a pretty sweet mouth, you are the second son of Xuan Linggong!" ”

"Queen Mother, it is the unfilial son of my family" Fang Xuanling smiled modestly, the eldest grandson queen nodded and smiled, Li Shimin also smiled, but Fang Yi's love is full, when will he become an unfilial son again, this modesty does not need to be so modest. Li Shimin smiled for a moment, then smiled and said seriously: "Okay, you little slippery head, don't say good things, hurry up and treat the disease, don't you need to take the pulse?" ”

"Ah, Your Majesty, why should Weichen take the pulse if he is not a doctor?" Fang Yiai was very distressed, where did he know how to take the pulse, Li Shimin was confused now, frowned and asked: "Jun'er, you don't take the pulse, how can you cure the disease?" ”

"Your Majesty, my father has made it very clear just now, I just happen to know a little bit about this qi disease, you just need to be sure that the queen mother has a qi disease. If you are not even sure about this, then the little nephew really doesn't dare to mess around" Fang Yiai said very shamefully, Li Shimin can't help it, he is now a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and said urgently: "Okay, the imperial doctor has determined that the queen's illness is a qi disease, you can tell me how to treat the disease now!" ”

Fang Yiai felt that he really shouldn't go to this troubled water, this Li Shimin was obviously unreasonable, he didn't know what he was doing, so he let himself say the cure, and he didn't bother to pay attention to Li Shimin, Fang Yiai stood by the bed and asked the eldest grandson queen with a smile: "Queen Mother, do you often feel tightness in your chest and lack of breathing?" ”

"Well, that's true, sometimes it's so powerful all of a sudden that I can't breathe," Empress Eldest Sun smiled kindly.

"What has the queen been eating lately, and has she been staying in the house all the time?"

Empress Eldest Sun frowned and said, "All I have eaten during this period of time are the supplements that His Majesty asked the imperial dining room to prepare, and the imperial doctor instructed me that my body is relatively weak and I can't go out and walk around at will, so I have been staying in this Hundred Blessing Palace!" ”

After listening to the words of Empress Changsun, Fang Yiai wanted to strangle Li Shimin to death, don't you want to kill Empress Changsun, Empress Changsun is already weak, you are still making up for it, it's no wonder if there is no problem. So Fang Yiai arched his hand to Li Shimin and said: "Your Majesty, from today onwards, the queen mother can no longer eat those supplements, and in the future, the queen mother's diet will be replaced with some green vegetables, and don't put meat, just add some eggs." Also, stop eating pasta and desserts, prepare more rice porridge. ”

"Ah, why is this, the queen is so weak that she doesn't need to take supplements, and the imperial doctor agrees with me to do this?" Li Shimin was obviously reluctant, he still wanted to let the eldest grandson and queen enjoy it more, Fang Yiai had to explain helplessly: "Your Majesty, let me tell you this, the root cause of the queen's illness is that there is a problem with the respiratory tract and lungs, which leads to poor breathing, and there is a problem with the lungs and respiratory tract, and it can only be recuperated slowly." This is different from injuries or ischemia in the body, ischemia can be made up, but lung problems are not, if it is still made up like this, it can only have the opposite effect, if it is not stopped in time, I am afraid that Da Luo Jinxian will not be able to save the life of the queen. ”

Li Shimin saw that Fang Yiai didn't seem to be joking, so he smashed it and asked, "Jun'er, what you said is true?" ”

"Your Majesty, do I dare to lie to you?"

Li Shimin was embarrassed at this time, he thought he was doing a good deed, but now he realized how stupid he was, and smiled bitterly at Fang Yiai: "There is still such a statement, so is there anything else that needs attention?" ”

Fang Yiai thought for a while and said, "Your Majesty, please order someone to catch some goldfish algae in the pond, and prepare a few glass utensils and a few animal air bags." ”

"Okay, I'll let someone get it right away, but it's so dark now, the goldfish fishing can only be done tomorrow!" Li Shimin was responsive, there was no ambiguity at all, seeing Li Shimin so refreshing, Fang Yiai said to the eldest grandson queen again: "Queen Mother, from tomorrow onwards, you don't stay in bed, you have to go out for a walk, in addition, I will teach you a set of movements, you do it every day, it is good for the body." Also, your room should be ventilated at all times, and don't close the windows so tightly, which is not conducive to air circulation. ”

Although Empress Changsun didn't understand what air circulation was, she still asked with a smile: "Jun'er, this is no problem, but the imperial doctor asked for this, saying that it was to prevent infection with wind and cold!" Fang Yiai shook her head and asked with a smile: "Queen Mother, you know your own illness, whether it is more comfortable to open the window or close the window." After listening to Fang Yiai's words, Empress Eldest Sun understood that the most important thing for her now was to solve the problem of qi disease, and everything else was secondary.

After convincing Empress Changsun, Fang Yiai looked at the furnishings in the Baifu Hall again and frowned and said, "Your Majesty, this Baifu Hall also needs to be changed, and these decorations should be replaced with some green plants." ”

"What, Jun'er, this porcelain and other decorations also need to be replaced?" Li Shimin was very puzzled, but when he saw Fang Yiai's firm eyes, he saw that Empress Changsun had no objection, so he had to nod helplessly in agreement, waved his hand and said, "Okay, I listen to you, you can toss as much as you like." ”

After Fang Xuanling explained some questions, he saw that there was nothing to add, so he glanced at Fang Xuanling, Fang Xuanling smiled slightly and arched his hand and said: "Your Majesty, since everything is almost arranged, then Weichen won't stay long!" ”

"Well, what you said is also true, it's not too early, Xuanling, you go back first" Li Shimin smiled and waved his hand and began to pick people up, but Fang Yiai found that something was wrong, why did Li Shimin only let the old man go back, so Fang Yiai pointed to himself and asked, "Your Majesty, what about me?" ”

"You? Of course you are staying here for me, and from now on you will give me special responsibility for taking care of the queen's condition, and you will leave when everything is stable! Li Shimin said as a matter of course, ignoring Fang Yiai's bitter gourd face, Fang Xuanling had nothing to do about it, so he could only smile bitterly and throw Fang Yiai in the Baifu Palace. Fang Xuanling left in a dashing manner, Fang Yiai was very unhappy with his old man's approach, didn't you say that Li Shimin was very reasonable, this is called reasonableness, and he didn't even have a discussion, so he directly detained the person.

Fang Yiai felt that he was becoming more and more like a big tragedy, why did he have nothing to do and come to the Baifu Palace, it was purely unlucky.