Chapter 18 Oxygen Production

After Fang Xuanling left, Zhao Chong who went to the thatched house also came back, Li Shimin looked at Fang Yi's heart with his head drooping and was very happy, and said to Zhao Chong: "Zhao Chong, find a room for the second son, let him stay in the Baifu Hall during this time, and he is not allowed to leave the Taiji Palace without my order." In addition, what does he ask, unconditionally meet him! ”

"Yes, Weichen is ordered!" Zhao Chong's order to Li Shimin was absolutely unconditional obedience, and he smiled at Fang Yiai: "Second son, please come with me!" Fang Yiai smiled bitterly at Zhao Chong, and obediently followed the head of the guard to leave the palace of Empress Changsun.

After Fang Yiai left, Empress Eldest Sun smiled softly and said, "Your Majesty, why do you want to be angry with a young man? ”

"Eh, Guanyin, do you see this?" Li Shimin smiled obscenely, and Empress Eldest Sun smiled bitterly: "Your Majesty, we have been married for so many years, I don't know you yet, I'm afraid Jun'er made you unable to get off the stage." ”

"Hehe, you're right, this kid actually dares to say that I did something wrong in front of so many people, which makes me have an old face, where can I put it, just take this opportunity to vent my anger. But I'm really a little angry, do you say that so many imperial doctors eat dry food, I've raised them for so long, I can't cure your illness, and I still have bad ideas. If Jun'er hadn't woken me up, I would have made up for you every day, wouldn't I have been the murderer who killed you at that time" Li Shimin was angry when he mentioned this, and fortunately Li Shimin was still a reasonable person, if he met other emperors, he would have sent those imperial doctors back to the countryside long ago.

But Empress Changsun wanted to open it very much, grabbed Li Shimin and said: "This can't be blamed on those imperial doctors, this person is sick and needs to take supplements, it's human nature." Moreover, I still don't know if what Jun'er said is right. ”

"Hmph, you'll say good things for them, don't worry, I won't be angry with those quacks. As for whether Jun'er is right or not, let's not care about him, if the method he said doesn't work, I will let him nest in this Hundred Blessings Hall for the rest of his life" Li Shimin said with a smile, and Empress Changsun smiled and said: "Your Majesty, don't laugh, if you do this, won't it make Xuan Ling Gong feel cold?" ”

"Hehe, I'm just joking, why take it seriously" Li Shimin didn't plan to do anything about Fang Yi's love, but he couldn't help but want to tease this young man.

The next day, Fang Yiai commanded a group of Ziyu Linwei to jump into the lotus pond in the back garden and pick up the goldfish algae. Zhao Chong shook his beard and said with a smile: "Second son, are these goldfish algae enough?" ”

"Well, it's okay, now let these people send the goldfish algae into my room, and send the glass utensils and air bags I want" Zhao Chong heard this, and he happily complied, and after Fang Yiai returned to his room, he put those glass utensils on the table. Looking at the things in front of me, it was very unpleasant, this Tang Dynasty was so troublesome to get oxygen, if it was only necessary to burn sodium hydroxide in the future, then it would be the same as now, and you have to get a bunch of goldfish algae.

After fiddling with the glazed utensils, Fang Yiai threw a handful of goldfish algae into the water-filled vessel and said to one of the guards: "Okay, now start heating up!" The guard was obedient, and threw a handful of grass down and lit a fire, and in a moment he saw that there were bubbles in the vessel. Fang Yi Ai Mei Zizi walked to the vessel with the air bag that had been deflated, and the oxygen was not confiscated, and he found that something was wrong, why did this bubble bubble bubble so big, and he almost didn't faint when he looked down, it turned out that this guard thought that the water was hot slowly, and added some firewood, and the fire was very strong. Fang Yiai also knew that he didn't tell him, so he had to say to the guard: "Big brother, can you put out the fire first, and then boil this water will be boiled!" ”

"Second son, aren't you here to cook goldfish algae to eat?" The guard asked with a confused expression, Fang Yiai almost collapsed and said angrily: "Big brother, have you ever seen someone who eats goldfish algae?" ”

"Well, it doesn't seem to be there yet, I thought the second son knew how to eat goldfish algae, and he still wanted to learn it" The guard smiled, and Zhao Chong next to him slapped him on the back of the head and scolded angrily: "Li Ding, you know how to eat, why don't you eat you to death, quickly put out the fire for me, what kind of test did it affect the second son, Lao Tzu can't spare you!" ”

Li Ding put out the fire very distempered, and muttered in a low voice: "What about me, don't you know what kind of experiment it is, don't you know how to pretend to understand." Zhao Chong, the old man, didn't hear Li Ding's words, but Fang Yiai heard it clearly, poked Li Ding's waist and whispered: "Be careful, if General Zhao hears it, I have to let you go to the thatched house." ”

Hearing this, Li Ding was so frightened that cold sweat came out, it turned out that this Zhao Chong had no other skills, but there was one trick that was absolutely powerful, that is, let the person who made the mistake go to squat in the thatched house, a squat is an hour, and the person who squatted through the thatched house couldn't even stand up in the end.

Fang Yiai saw that this first experiment was a failure, because all the guards had boiled goldfish algae as cabbage, so before restarting, Fang Yiai solemnly instructed: "Brothers, you remember, when bubbles appear in the utensils, you don't heat it, just maintain it at this temperature, we are doing an experiment, collecting something called oxygen, not cooking cabbage, do you understand?" ”

"Second son, don't worry, we understand, we are doing experiments, not cooking cabbage" A group of guards roared with a big sting, Fang Yiai dug his ears and was too lazy to see this gang of coarse people, if you explain to them what oxygen is, it will be more troublesome, it is better not to explain. After a busy afternoon, Fang Yiai was able to produce oxygen from five air bags. Seeing the five air bags that were the same as balloons, Fang Yiai was very proud, this was the first scientific experiment in the Tang Dynasty. Wiping his sweat, Fang Yiai said to Zhao Chong: "General Zhao, let's go see the queen mother now." After Zhao Chong nodded, the two of them went to the place where Empress Changsun lived.

When I entered the palace of Empress Changsun, I saw that Li Shimin really didn't go to deal with business today, and was sitting on a chair playing chess with Empress Changsun. After seeing Fang Yiai come in, Li Shimin looked at the airbags and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Jun'er, what are you doing with these airbags?" ”

"Your Majesty, it's oxygen, not the kind of air sacs you usually blow up. Well, as for what oxygen is, I can't say clearly, anyway, it's a thing that can make the queen mother breathe freely" Fang Yiai raised the air bag in his hand and said slowly, Li Shimin took an air bag and looked at it for a long time without seeing any difference, Fang Yiai pouted and smiled: "Your Majesty, you can't see it, this thing has to be sucked with this small tube to be able to feel it." Fang Yiai took out a well-cut reed rod from his arms, and after seeing this reed rod, Li Shimin didn't say anything, took a tube and inserted it into the mouth of the air bag and sucked it up, and after a while, an air bag was sucked in, and after sucking, Li Shimin still stared at his eyes and said strangely: "Hey, strange, why did I feel so comfortable when I inhaled the air bag just now?" Jun'er give me another one, I'll try again! ”

This Fang Yiai was so frightened that he took two steps back directly, Nima, of course this oxygen inhalation is cool, do you think it is carbon dioxide inhalation, seeing Li Shimin's longing eyes, Fang Yiai had no choice but to explain: "Your Majesty, this thing is not easy to come by, this is used to save the life of the queen, I really can't let you waste it anymore." ”

Li Shimin was unhappy when he heard this, what is a waste, how can he say that he is also the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and it is not uncommon for others to want to send things to him, but I didn't expect this stinky boy to say such a thing. Li Shimin waited for the bull's eye, and asked with a handsome face: "Zhao Chong, what this kid said is true, isn't this airbag blown?" ”

Zhao Chong's face was very strange, and His Majesty really dared to think that this majestic city forbidden army blew out five air bags in one day, which did not make the sixteen guards of the Tang Dynasty laugh off their big teeth. Zhao Chong scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, this airbag is really not blown out, this is the second son through that test, today I led two teams of Yu Linwei to make five airbags in a day, but I didn't expect Your Majesty to lose one at once." ”

Li Shimin now understood that he was making a joke again, so he pursed his lips and complained: "Fang Jun, since this is the case, then you didn't say it earlier." Fang Yiai could only despise Li Shimin from the bottom of his heart, pretending to be so serious, it wasn't you who robbed it just now. Fang Yiai was too lazy to Li Shimin, and said to the eldest grandson: "Queen Mother, please do it according to what Your Majesty did just now, and see how it feels?" ”

Empress Changsun smiled quietly, took an air bag and sucked it up with a straw according to Li Shimin's method, Empress Changsun closed her eyes and experienced the refreshing feeling, and after a while she said happily: "Jun'er, it's really a god, I really haven't felt so happy!." ”

"Hehe, it's good if it works, Queen Mother, remember the method just now. In the future, once you encounter an emergency and have trouble breathing, inhale an air bag, but don't inhale it when you're fine, so as not to suffer from dependence! Fang Yiai saw that the effect was very good, and he was relieved, as long as this oxygen worked, the fate of the eldest grandson queen was saved, unless it was a particularly serious situation.

solved the matter of oxygen, Fang Yiai formulated a good diet table for the eldest grandson queen, and also put an end to the original kind of various supplements, thinking of those supplements, Fang Yiai was injured, and he wanted Li Shimin to send all those good things to the house, but unfortunately he didn't dare to say it.

After helping Empress Changsun renovate the Baifu Palace, Fang Yiai said to Empress Changsun: "Queen Mother, you have to remember, you have nothing to do and go out for a walk often, and you can take care of the flowers I helped you plant, so that you can also be happy." You have to know that your illness has a lot to do with your mood, so don't get angry. Also, if you don't feel well, you can inhale an air bag, if it doesn't work, you can ask someone to call me, and I'll be absolutely on call. ”

When Empress Eldest Sun saw that Fang Yi's love was nagging endlessly, she smiled happily: "Jun'er, don't worry, I know what to do, do you want to go back to Fangfu?" ”

"Hehe, Queen Mother, I've been here for four days in the blink of an eye, I should go back, and there's nothing to do now" Fang Yiai wanted to scold Li Shimin when he mentioned this, this unscrupulous emperor is simply a hooligan, relying on his identity to bully himself as a young man, is it a kind of ancient Mingjun. Empress Eldest Sun took Fang Yiai's hand and said with a smile: "Jun'er, I know that this matter is a bit outrageous for His Majesty, but don't blame him, he is also for my good." ”

"Queen Mother, how dare I have an opinion on Your Majesty, don't let Your Majesty hear this, otherwise I will have to suffer" Fang Yiai is now afraid of something, and before he finished speaking, he heard Li Shimin's laughter outside the door: "Stinky boy, why am I a bad person in your eyes?" ”

"Ah, Your Majesty, how dare I, you must know that you are the eternal Mingjun, Yao Shun Tang Wu can't catch up with you" Fang Yiai hurriedly ran to Li Shimin and nodded wildly, Li Shimin was a little fluttering for a while and said arrogantly: "Even if you have a little knowledge, you hold this waist card, as long as you have this waist card in the future, you can enter and exit the palace at will, and save the time to call you to come, and then what happens." After speaking, he threw a waist card to Fang Yiai, Fang Yiai picked up the waist card and looked at the words written on it, "Yulin Guard, such as I come in person", Fang Yiai suddenly roared with a smile: "Caomin Fang Yiai, thank Your Majesty for your gift, may Your Majesty enjoy eternal longevity and Tianqi!" ”

Li Shimin was awkward when he heard this sentence for a while, and scolded angrily: "Okay, get out of here, otherwise you don't know how to arrange me in your heart." ”

Fang Yiai took the waist card out of the Taiji Palace, and he was infinitely proud in his heart, and we will be crabs in the future. Just walk sideways in this Datang, whoever dares to stop it, let's show the waist card, this waist card bull, who sees who lies down!

Fang Yiai was very proud, but he didn't know that no matter how good this waist card was, it couldn't stop Lu's ear-grabbing dragon claw hand.