Chapter 786: Zhuge Dick?

"Then where did your husband go? How long will it take to come back? Guo Jia asked gently, the appearance of being close to the people is enough to move people all over the world, you must know that this is a legendary character, but in the face of a small sheep herding baby, he can be so polite!

I don't know if the sheep baby is too moved, of course, it may also be that Guo Jia is behind the group of little brothers who either have knives and guns, or fat heads and fat faces, in short, the sheep baby is more and more restrained, more and more speechless, for a while, it seems that even how to answer Guo Jia's simple question has forgotten.

"That, I, I'......" herding the sheep baby only promised.

"Young master, I'll do it anyway." Ming'er came out from behind, and she, who is also from the Zhuge family, should be easier to communicate.

As a result, as soon as Ming'er spoke, the sheep herding baby over there suddenly brightened his eyes, as if he remembered how to speak in an instant, and pointed at Ming'er and shouted,

"Isn't the gentleman right here!"

Come on. Guo Jia couldn't help but roll his eyes, even if it was a family, brothers and sisters, they might look a little similar, but a man and a woman couldn't recognize it. Hey, it seems that the poor sheep herder is frightened and a little confused.

Guo Jia doesn't want to think about it, is he still a man and a woman? I don't know who it was that cultivated Ming'er's little maid into a "man". Maybe Guo Jia, who has been taking Ming'er with her all year round, has already subconsciously equated Ming'er's appearance with a woman, but in the eyes of others, this is a man who is alive and well. It's just a little more beautiful.

"Forget it, let's continue to walk around. Come back later. Guo Jia suddenly decided that he Guo Jia was not Liu Bei. It's nothing to do to find Zhuge Liang, how can you honestly wait here for Zhuge Liang to come back, is he Guo Jia the leader or Zhuge Liang is the leader, right? Now, the reason why he came to this mountain in person is to gossip about what the legendary thatched house looks like, and secondly, to choose his own home in the future of Guo Jia. Guo Jiake is not the kind of person who will "surrender his identity".

So, Guo Jia took Ming'er like this, as well as a number of officials, big and small. Bypass the side and continue to patrol the mountains. Leaving the sheep baby alone scratched his head in place, his heart was full of doubts, Mr. is obviously next to him, why is this person still shouting everywhere to find Mr., is this person a fool? (Hey, what about your simple and innocent character?) )

Just when the sheep herding baby shook her head, thinking that she had met a big fool, she was about to turn around and go home. Just when Guo Jia and the others had not gone far, suddenly, an angry roar came from the direction of the mountain, um. To be precise, it should be invective, although the voice is not loud. But in this silent and empty uninhabited mountain, it seems to echo endlessly. The kind that faintly wants to go around the beam for three days.

"Liu Bei! I'm #¥@##@%@¥@! You've really taken yourself like a green onion. Uncle Huang? Ahh Don't look at what the situation is today, sir, I will personally come to find you. That's to look up to you, but I didn't expect you to not even see the master once. If you are down, you should look a little down, your nostrils are looking at the sky, who wants to follow you! Yes, I don't need to curse you, master, you Liu Bei will have to be beaten by Cao Cao sooner or later! ”

It's amazing, it's amazing, as soon as they heard this traditional national scolding, Guo Jia and the others couldn't help but stop. After all, this is not Zhang San, Li Sier, and Uncle Liu Huang, who are scolded by the world-famous Liu Bei, Liu Xuande, and Liu Huang.

And listening to the content of his words, Guo Jia and the others instantly understood the reason for the incident. In modern parlance, isn't it just a failure in the job search? And I haven't even had an interview, oh no, to be precise, I should have returned the application letter directly, and I didn't even see the interview, so what kind of interview are you talking about. So, as soon as the arrogant fresh graduates came home, they couldn't help but be angry, and began to scold those who rejected them for being a group of illiterate fools. It's strange that you guys who look down on people can find real talents!

Of course, many times the graduates think too much, and they don't think about real talents at all, they just want to find an errand to serve tea and pour water. Even if you are Albert Einstein, even if you are Bill Gates, you may not be better than others when you come to serve tea and pour water.

It's so familiar, how real, what a sigh, what a nostalgic picture, but at this time, Guo Jia, full of heart, where else can he sigh, he has already bitten his tongue, dumbfounded, and can't react to the situation.

"Sir?!" The sheep herding baby was shocked and suspicious, and the voice of surprise and suspicion sounded.

Hey? Wasn't the gentleman still over there? Why did you suddenly appear from the bottom of the mountain again? Could it really be that I was dazzled just now?

"Sir, you didn't find any work to do when you went out this time?" The sheep herding baby then asked.

This also explains why Mr. would work hard and go to Xinye Liu Bei to find a job without hesitation. It seems that this failure of Mr. is not once or twice. It is estimated that I tried it on the side of Cao Cao, a Fortune 500 company, but failed to succeed; Then I went to Liu Biao, who is also a Fortune 500 company, to try it, but it didn't work. So this time I finally retreated to the second, lowered the target line set in my heart, and found Liu Bei, a top 500 company in China, thinking that Liu Bei, a small garbage company, would never look down on people and give people a chance.

Others want to be famous, they must have work experience, that is, others have confidence and have nothing to say; You Liu Bei are like this, do you still want to be famous and have work experience?!

As a result, Mr. really hit a wall, you said he was not angry, you said he should scold his mother!

"Cut, don't mention it, it's upset when you think about it. Do you really want to force me to go to Jiangdong to join my eldest brother? Hey, that's a shame. Forget it, I'm tired after a day of traveling, I'll go sleep first. ”

As he spoke, he was about to walk into the house, but he suddenly stopped. Because Guo Jia and the others, who didn't go far, walked back again.

Mr. "Forehead......" his face changed a few times, he is not a person who has no eyes, one looks at the dress, the other looks at the momentum, obviously a big official and nobleman. But where did the big officials and nobles come from, why are they so boring, and they don't use his chicken head peak where birds don't, right? Moreover, his previous scolding words won't be heard, right? But fortunately, now that Nanyang is Cao Cao's territory, there shouldn't be any problems when he scolds Liu Bei, right?

"Hey, what's going on? Where did so many people come from? The gentleman whispered to the sheep herding baby.

"They seem to have come to you, sir." The sheep herding baby replied in a low voice.

"Huh? Looking for me? The gentleman was shocked. If you brag or fantasize about it on weekdays, then this situation must be when today, Weifu visits, travels thousands of miles, visits the door, invites him to go out of the mountain, and makes him a general and a prime minister. But now, I really encountered this kind of thing, and there really appeared big people running to find him inexplicably, and Mr. is really a little cold in his heart, what is this for? To catch your own? I don't think I've committed any major crimes, huh? Even if you want to arrest yourself, you don't need the big guys to come in person, right? (To be continued......)