Chapter 787: The First Meeting with the Male God
For a moment, the gentleman's heart did not know how many thoughts flashed, and he wondered what crime he had committed. From childhood to adulthood, even if it was peeking at other people's little girls taking a bath, they had never had such thoughts, and they never took action. And at this moment, a voice suddenly pulled him back into reality,
"Brother, I haven't seen you for so many years, why are you still the same."
"Sister, sister?!" Mr. raised his head suddenly, people who can call themselves like this, people who can say such things to themselves, people who can know their "old look", how many people are there today?!
Perhaps, I haven't seen it for so many years, but, the sense of blood connection of that family's "brothers", well, to be precise, it should be a sense of appearance connection, if it is really so magical, then it should have sensed people a long time ago. In short, Mr. instantly judged that this person was his own sister, and there would be no fake!
"Sister, why are you here?!" The gentleman exclaimed in surprise and joy, and at the same time, he must have breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it turned out that it was his own family, not his own crime, so there was no need to worry at all. Although it's still quite embarrassing to be bumped into, after all, it's my sister, and my sister also knows what she was like when she was a child, so it's not so embarrassing to be ugly now.
Wait, since my sister is here, and there are so many dignitaries here......
Thinking of this, the gentleman's eyelids jumped, and he immediately saw that the position where his sister was standing was not in the first place, and the current one in the center was a handsome man. Because he didn't have a beard, he looked very young. Those who don't know definitely think it's only in their early twenties. Wise and martial, radiant. This man was as bright as the sun in the sky, and the gentleman couldn't even look at him.
So at this time, I couldn't see what kind of expression that great man had on his face, but I thought about it......
For a while, Mr.'s face was white, red, and blue, as if he was cultivating the Sunflower Treasure Book, ahh No one spoke first.
Then, in everyone's shocked expressions, I saw that Mr. didn't say a word, buried his head, as if he was afraid of crime and absconded, ran away, and got into his own thatched house with his head, bang! The door slammed shut, and the whole room seemed to shake. Only the sheep herding baby was left, lonely, inexplicably, as if he had been abandoned. Overwhelmed, stand outside the door.
"What a person!"
"Who does he think he is?"
"So rude!"
"When I heard his swearing just now, I knew that he was just an arrogant mountain savage."
"I didn't even come up to meet the adults when I saw them!"
Moment. The people around him immediately started talking, as if only by saying such things could they please Guo Jia.
What the? Didn't they see the scene of Ming'er and the other party's sister and brother recognizing their relatives just now? Come on. So what? It was just a poor relative of Guo Jia's little maid, and it was not Guo Jia's own poor relative. At least until now, no one thinks that Guo Jia is here for this Zhuge Liang. Therefore. Zhuge Liang's disrespectful behavior is naturally going to be abused.
Seriously, even if they knew that Guo Jia was here to find Zhuge Liang this time, seeing Zhuge Liang's rude performance, it was estimated that they would scold even more. Master Guo attaches so much importance to you, you are still so embarrassed, do you still want to live! Looking at Zhang Fei and Guan Yu's attitude towards Zhuge Liang at the beginning, now these people must have surpassed Guo Jia's sycophants.
"Young master, in fact, Brother he is not ......" Ming'er also hurriedly stepped forward to explain, all in all, Ming'er meant that it was not that Zhuge Liang was deliberately rude, he didn't mean anything disrespectful, but he was a person, well, there was a bit of a problem with his brain.
It's not that Ming'er deliberately wants to damage his brother, but because he is his own brother, he said so. It's like when a child does something wrong, and when parents apologize to others with their children, don't they always try to say that their children are in the direction of shit.
What "children are small and do not know how to be polite." "He's always been stupid, please take care of it." "This child was born with his head on the ground, there is no way." (Hey, Hey)
In short, Ming'er now wants to make sure that Guo Jia doesn't get really angry, and then go and bring Zhuge Liang's kid over to apologize in front of Guo Jia, "This child was born with his head on the ground, young master, you can forgive him." ”
"It's nothing, I understand, I understand." Guo Jia waved his hand indifferently, because he could completely see that Zhuge Liang's rude act just now was not an unwillingness to see people, but a completely faceless evasion.
It's like when a female man is usually outside, he pretends to be quiet, soft-spoken, and humble, but once he returns home, there is no one left, and he will suddenly reveal his true face as a female dick. I don't like to be clean, I don't like to dress up, dirty clothes are thrown everywhere, snacks are thrown everywhere, the room is messy, I pick my feet, I even smoke, and I curse more than anyone else on the Internet.
Then, on this day, he was wearing headphones, as always, directing a group of minions in the game.
"CNMD, all rush with the old lady! Fuck those shameless bitches! Rush, rush, don't be afraid of death, what are you doing in the back? Do you want me to name names?! King Dog's Egg! What is a person doing in the back, is it bad?! You're still not a man, believe it or not, I'll give you the balls! Grass! ”
Then, at this time, the female man accidentally felt it, suddenly looked up, and found that the male god who had been secretly in love didn't know when, and of course didn't know why, but now he was standing at the door of her room......
Therefore, today's Zhuge Liang is probably in the same state of mind as the tragic female man in the story. Fortunately, compared to the dilemma of a female man, Zhuge Liang can still hide in his own door. It's really faceless, woo woo woo, the whole world is collapsing!
Wait, wait, wait, Guo Jia was suddenly stunned. Why do you think of such a story in your heart? Zhuge Liang is obviously a man! For a while, Guo Jia's face became a little strange. It's so similar! It's so similar! At this time, Guo Jia can also understand, no wonder the sheep herding baby just now was able to recognize the wrong person.
As I said before, because of getting along day and night, Guo Jia subconsciously equated Ming'er's face with a woman, so as soon as he saw Zhuge Liang at first glance, Guo Jia subconsciously thought in the direction of a woman. And what embarrassed Guo Jia was that he was embarrassed here, of course he didn't suspect that Zhuge Liang was also a woman. But now this same face is no longer the same as a woman. This gives Guo Jia the feeling that he suddenly heard that the goddess he has always liked to fantasize about and even YY turned out to be a shemale!!
"Young Master?"
"Oh, no, it's fine." Guo Jia subconsciously shrank his hand. (To be continued......)