Chapter 713 - Playing the Debate Machine
Chapter 713 played the debate machine
Li Yi's eyes widened, she still thought that she had seen it wrong, it was her brother-in-law who beat someone just now? But when the debate machine snorted in pain, Li Yi was sure that the debate machine had indeed been knocked to the ground. With the moaning of the debate, Li Yi's face gradually darkened, and this brother-in-law didn't give her face too much.
"Brother-in-law, what do you want to do, if you don't want to stay, just leave, why do you lose the face of your little sister so much!" Li Yi stood up, his little face tense. Fang Yiai saw that Li Yi actually made a black face at him for the sake of the debate, and suddenly became angry, "What's the matter, this will lose your face, okay, have you taken a fancy to this bald donkey?" Then you can accompany him, let's go! ”
Fang Yiai took Li Mingda's hand and was about to leave, Zhang Xuanli naturally wanted to follow, and it was the first time for her to listen to the debate machine to talk about Zen today. originally thought that the debate machine was indeed a high-ranking monk, but as soon as he looked at his unruly eyes, Zhang Xuanli knew that he was not very good. is different from Li Yi, Zhang Xuanli has experienced a lot of things, and she understands more, so she just deceives the ignorant little woman with those words in the clouds, and she really can't look down on Zhang Xuanli.
As soon as he saw Fang Yiai's movements, and then heard him say that, Li Yiqi's feet stomped, and his eyes were covered with a layer of mist, "Your brother-in-law, you dare to go, in the future"
After a long time, Li Yi didn't say anything, but the debate on the side eased up, and shouted at Fang Yiai, "You evil obstacle, the Buddha will definitely accept you!" ”
Evil creature? Fang Yiai's face instantly chilled, this debate machine bald donkey's scolding words are quite powerful, in the Buddhist language, the evil obstacle is a special ghost, the debate machine said so, that is to curse Fang Yiai to die. Fang Yiai is not a fuel-efficient lamp, since the debate machine bald donkey wants to let someone die in his room, he will pinch the debate machine first.
Before Fang Yiai walked over, she saw Li Yi running in front of the debate machine, and she didn't say anything, so she kicked the debate machine in the chest twice. Although Li Yi didn't have much strength, the body of the debater was not hard, and in this way, the debater suffered another crime. Holding his chest, the debate monk flashed a pair of peach blossom eyes, and looked at Li Yi quite sadly, "Why do you want to treat the poor monk like this, female benefactor?"
"Dead bald donkey, what did you just say, you dare to curse my brother-in-law to die, this girl will kill you first!" Li Yiqiao's face was full of anger, and she picked up the soft sword on the table and was about to pull it out.
Fang Yiai was dumbfounded, he scratched his head and looked at Li Yi in confusion, hey, this little sister of Hepu is really incomprehensible. The debate machine wants to cry, what is this called, looking at the female bodhisattva is very beautiful, why is the head not good, he argues so much, is it not for her good?
"Female donor, poor monk and poor monk" The debate was trembling and couldn't even say a word, but Li Yi didn't care about him, so the sword was going to be sent forward. Fang Yi's love was taken aback, scaring and scaring the bald donkey, but you can't really play with human life, now the court is rectifying the temple, and the monks have already complained, if the horse and the princess kill the debater in the Huichang Temple, the monks will not come to a national complaint.
ran over and directly stopped Li Yi by the waist and hugged him, Li Yan's body was hanging in the air, and his legs were constantly kicking and kicking, "You let me down, I killed this bald man, and I dared to scold my man." ”
As soon as she heard this, Fang Yiai almost fell under the table, Zhang Xuanli was silent, she didn't dare to say a word, I heard it wrong just now, His Royal Highness Hepu actually said that the second son was her man. Li Mingda did hold his chin with a wicked smile, and after coming outside, Li Mingda hung his body on Fang Yiai, "Brother Yiai, did you hear what Sister Hepu said just now?" ”
"What did you say? I didn't hear anything just now! Fang Yiai plucked his ears and shook his head very seriously. No matter what, he can't admit it, and if he does, then the relationship between him and Li Yi will have to be put on the surface.
Listening to Fang Yiai's words, Li Yi angrily kicked Fang Yiai's buttocks, "Stinky brother-in-law, didn't you really hear it?" Hepu hates you to death! Li Yi scolded angrily, but before she could scold twice, she laughed again.
Fang Yiai has a little numb scalp, what's going on, Li Yi is not a normal person, he can't deal with it at all.
Fang Yiai came whatever he was worried about, Li Yi ran forward, squeezed Zhang Xuanli aside, held Fang Yiai's arm and smiled, "Hehe, brother-in-law, were you jealous just now?" ”
"Jealous? Hepu, your head is in the water, there are vinegar sellers in this monk's temple? Fang Yiai looked left and right, with a very funny expression. Li Yi didn't listen to his nonsense, so he clenched his fist and came up to his arm, "Stinky brother-in-law, you are not jealous, why are you so angry at the bald head." ”
"You still said that you turned your head and scolded me for that bald scoop?" Fang Yiai seemed to have found a focus point, and lowered his head and rushed at Li Yi.
Li Yi touched the saliva on his forehead, and his little tongue turned on his lips coquettishly, "Can it be the same, because my brother-in-law is my own person, if it is someone else, Hepu will not ignore him." You are really, even if you can't look down on the bald scoop, just endure it, if you don't lose face on the spot, do you know that in this Chang'an City, Hepu has never been so ashamed. ”
"Yo, you're still blowing, no one dares to lose your face, who are you fooling, why did I hear others say, it seems that a certain surname Changsun last month disturbed your field?"
As soon as Fang Yiai finished speaking, he was beaten by Li Yi, blushing and pouting, Li Yi was very angry and said, "Brother-in-law, you are still laughing, it is the eldest grandson Chong that bastard, Hepu just wants to make a friend with martial arts, but that guy brought a group of big men!" ”
Fang Yiai sweated profusely, saying that this eldest grandson Chong is really lacking in virtue, didn't Li Yi do this just to take the opportunity to collect some money, but it turned out that the eldest grandson Chong was disturbed. Seeing Li Yi's little face sullen, Fang Yiai said very righteously, "Hepu, don't be sad, when you have a chance in the future, my brother-in-law will help you grow your eldest grandson!" ”
"The eldest grandson, the big dog?" It was the first time Li Yi heard this statement, scratched her head and thought about it, she asked with a smile, "Brother-in-law, is the eldest grandson a second dog?" ”
"Haha, the son can be taught!" Fang Yiai gave Li Yi a thumbs up without hesitation, Zhang Xuanli covered her mouth and giggled, these two sons are really bad, let him teach like this, these two princesses don't know what they will become.
Hearing Zhang Xuanli's laughter, Fang Yiai couldn't help but glare, "Smile and smile, what are you laughing at, Gorgeous, I haven't said anything about you yet, are you addicted to knocking on wooden fish?" Or are you, like Hepu, in love with the debate machine bald donkey? ”
Zhang Xuanli instantly blushed, she glared charmingly, and said with a speechless wry smile, "Childe, you don't wronged Xuanli, this is the first time to come, if you don't believe it, just ask His Highness Hepu, she must have never seen me before." ”
"Really?" Fang Yiai looked at Li Yi, with a look of inquiry on her face, Li Yi nodded naturally, "Brother-in-law, she didn't lie to you, I haven't seen her come to Hepu before." ”
"Evil surname, is it possible that you know that this son is coming today, but fortunately he came here to wait?" Fang Yiai thought a little smugly, but the next step was hit, only to see Zhang Xuanli purse her lips and smile, and said softly, "Childe, Xuanli didn't think about it so much, this time I originally wanted to come to listen to the senior monks of Shaolin Temple, but I heard the pilgrims mention the name of the debate, and I was curious, so I came to listen to it." As a result, before you could sit down on a stick of incense, you led someone in. ”
It's the Shaolin bald donkey again, and Fang Yiai also wants to see what the bald donkeys can say. In the Daxiong Treasure Hall, more than a dozen old monks with white beards are sitting in the middle, and dozens of young monks are knocking on the wooden fish and singing Sanskrit sounds. Although Fang Yiai is not interested in monks, he still respects these Sanskrit sounds. The Sanskrit sound is lingering, and the mood of the person is also extremely quiet.
"The way of universal heaven is to obtain all living beings. The laws arise from causes, and I say they are causes; Cause is gone, I say. There is a reason for this, and there is a life for this life; There is no reason for this, and there is no reason for this, and there is no reason for this. Everything is impermanent, the living will be endless, and if you are not born, you will not die, and this destruction is the happiest. Realize that the world is impermanent, and the land is fragile. The four great bitter emptiness, the five yin have no self. Life and death are mutated, hypocrisy is ownerless, the heart is the source of evil, and the form is sin. If you observe it, you will gradually move away from life and death. ”
Although he didn't want to admit it, Fang Yiai was still moved by this gentle and melodious Buddha sound. When the sound of Oh Mituo Buddha rippled in the Daxiong Treasure Hall, Fang Yiai also bowed to the old monks in the hall with the pilgrims with their hands together. Compared to these old monks, the debate machine is not a fart.
There is suffering and sorrow in life, life is the source of sorrow, and living is constantly breaking the suffering of one by one. The old monks are right, suffering is oneself, and it cannot be vetoed. But what about the argumentative bald donkey, he got rid of all the suffering, and he still said at every turn that the Buddha would relieve the suffering. , Sakyamuni alone, how could he save so many suffering people in the world.
"Hepu, do you hear me, this is Mahayana Buddhism, much stronger than that debate!" Fang Yiai whispered to educate Li Yi.
Li Yan looked at Fang Yi's beloved with a strange expression, pouted, and hummed in a low voice, "These old monks don't look good at all, listening to them talk about Zen, aren't they suffocating to death?" ”
Fang Yiai is considered to have lost his temper, and he dared to make trouble for a long time, Li Yi fell in love with the face of the debate machine, he grew so big, and it was the first time he heard that he had heard of listening to Zen and looking at his face first.
In the solemn Daxiong Treasure Hall, the monks continued to preach, and the four of them planned to continue listening, but at this time, there was a noisy sound in the courtyard.
The debate machine was very angry, he had never been beaten like this when he was so big, and he couldn't swallow this breath, so he found a few monks who were guarding the courtyard and came to the front yard with sticks. The movement was so big, the pilgrims were naturally aware of it, Fang Yiai turned his head and looked, and immediately became happy, good guy, count the heads, there are seventeen or eighteen bald heads, is this the legendary Shaolin Eighteen Arhats?
"Senior brother, it's them, it's just misbehaving, and they also say that Huichang Temple is a broken temple that deceives the world and steals its name!" As soon as the debater pointed to the love of the house, he opened his mouth to slander people.
Hearing what the debate machine said, the pilgrims couldn't help but point, Fang Yiai was not in a hurry, he hugged his arms and watched the debate machine performance for a long time. Li Yan didn't have such good concentration, as soon as she heard the argument machine making up nonsense, she couldn't help but say angrily, "Bald donkey, what are you talking about, do you know who this girl is, this girl is" Li Yan was halfway through his words, and his mouth was blocked by Fang Yiai.
Pulling Li Yi behind him, Fang Yiai clasped his hands together and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, this son has never said such a thing, if Huichang Temple is also a temple that deceives the world and steals fame, will this son still listen to Zen for so long outside the Daxiong Treasure Hall?" ”
"That's right" The pilgrims were talking, and at this time, the old monks in the Daxiong Hall were also alarmed, and they walked out one after another.
"Who the hell is this guy, why is he so sharp-tongued?" The debate machine was sweating, he didn't expect Fang Yiai to find the initiative so quickly, if he didn't come up with some strong reasons, his debate master would be a dead man.
Fang Yiai was waiting, but the debate machine was so anxious that his eyes were wandering. (To be continued.) )