Chapter 712: Uncontrollable ADHD

Chapter 712 Uncontrollable ADHD

There was a small flower pond in the courtyard, and in front of the flower pond was a hut, the door of the hut was open, and the sound of wooden fish came from inside. Through the door, Fang Yiai saw a monk, no, it should be said that he was a very handsome monk, and there was an elegant woman sitting opposite the monk.

I didn't think there was anything, but when the woman turned her head, Fang Yiai almost fell into the flower pond, this woman was none other than Zhang Xuanli. Fang Yiai is completely confused, Li Yi loves Buddhism, even if Zhang Xuanli is also fascinated, is it really that when she was in Ganye Temple before, Zhang Xuanli came up with the problem of worshipping Buddha? If it was just Li Yi, Fang Yiai wouldn't have too many ideas, but even Zhang Xuanli was there, Fang Yiai would be jealous, thinking that he was a dignified general and a horse captain, wouldn't he be as handsome as a monk? Regardless of whether this monk is Rulai or Nanshan Buddha, anyway, I have to compete with the handsome monk today.

Zhang Xuanli was also surprised, she never thought that Fang Yiai would come here, she was overjoyed, she wanted to scream, she could see Fang Yiai look at her, and then settled down again. Since Fang Yiai didn't want to reveal his identity, Zhang Huali could only rely on him.

"Master Debater, I'm late!" Li Yi clasped his hands together and said very sincerely. Fang Yiai dared to swear, he had never seen Li Yi so grand in his life, listening to those two words, Fang Yiai's hands began to tremble, and sure enough, it was a bald donkey, Niang Xipi, ** Li Yi was just that, and even his gorgeous sister didn't let go. Today, no matter what, we must argue against the bald donkey, otherwise someone in his room will be a traverser in vain.

Li Mingda raised his head curiously, why did he feel that his beloved brother was so angry, although his face did not change much, Li Mingda could still feel it.

The debate machine looks handsome and elegant, and he looks even more heroic and extraordinary, if you want to talk about appearance alone, Fang Er Gongzi is really not an opponent. If you talk about fists and feet, it seems too rude, and it seems that you can only grind your mouth. When Fang Yiai was observing the debate machine, the debate machine also opened his slightly squinted eyes, he glanced at Li Yan in front of him, and smiled indifferently, "The female benefactor said that she laughed, as long as her intentions are sincere, there is no difference between morning and evening." ”

"What the master said is reasonable, this girl has been taught!" Li Yi blessed his body slightly, and Zhang Xuanli also announced the Buddha's name.

Seeing the bereaved love was still stunned, Li Yi couldn't help beckoning and smiled, "Brother-in-law, come and sit down, this master of debate, but a rare young monk, he studied under Master Daoyue of Puguang Temple, and was praised by Master Xuanzang, and was known as the most talented master of the Mahayana scriptures." ”

Fang Yiai scolded secretly, there are still a lot of identities of the bald donkey of the debate machine, and he is only in his twenties, not much older than someone in his room, but he has been praised by so many masters at such a young age, doesn't that mean that the debate machine has already been famous in the monk temple when he was a teenager? Thinking about it this way, the bald donkey is really a promising monk, it's a pity, he crossed to our second son today.

Li Mingda is no better than Li Yan, he has no interest in monks at all, if Fang Yiai doesn't move, she naturally won't move.

"Well, why don't we go?" Li Mingda tugged Fang Yiai's hand, but Fang Yiai shook his head, he strode into the meditation room and sat directly beside Zhang Xuanli, "Zheng took the liberty to come and disturb the master." ”

"Hehe, the donor laughed, the poor monk's cultivation is the way to enter the meditation, if it really disturbs the mind, then the poor monk's cultivation is not enough, and it is no wonder that the donor!" The debate machine responded appropriately, and the words blurted out. Fang Yiai's case was admired, he really deserves to be a monk, and he doesn't bring a draft when he comes out of cowhide. Isn't it just the way to return to the fixed and close your eyes and the past?

"The master is really smart, so it's just right, Zheng is a little confused, and he needs the master's help to answer some!" Fang Yiai clasped his hands together, looking very distressed.

The debate machine nodded, and gently twisted the Buddha beads in his hand with his right hand, "Master Zheng said that it doesn't matter, since you have come here, it proves that you are related to my Buddha." Since you are a Buddha worshipper, the Buddha will naturally be clear with you. ”

He doesn't want to have a relationship with the Buddha in his life, and if he has a deep relationship with the Buddha, he will have to be a bachelor. Someone in his room has so many daughters-in-law, how can he run to be a monk in Huichang Temple?

"Master of debate, Zheng has always heard of my fair lady, a gentleman. But my Buddha has a state of abstinence and inaction, so how should Zheng choose? ”

"Huh?" The debate machine was abrupt in his heart, and his squinted eyes glanced at Fang Yi's love without a trace, this surnamed Zheng is not here to find fault. The "My Fair Lady, the Gentleman is Good" is a word passed down by ordinary people, but it has nothing to do with Buddhism, but this surnamed Zheng is biased to be involved, isn't this intentional to be embarrassing?

As if he heard the unkindness in Fang Yiai's words, Li Yi couldn't help frowning and whispered, "Brother-in-law, what question are you asking, don't be embarrassed by the master of the debate!" ”

It's good that Li Yi doesn't speak, as soon as she speaks for the debate machine, it is even more impossible for Fang Yiai to have a good face, he frowned and smiled, and said sarcastically, "Also, the debate master is a high-ranking monk, how can he study the affairs of these male and female thieves." Well, in that case, I won't bother the debaters, I'll go down and ask what the gods have to say. ”

"Hehe, Zheng Shizhu's words are quite interesting, Zen man, Zen in purity; The one who is pure, the one who is pure in Zen. All people live in the world, and their hearts are in the ups and downs. The heart has its true color, it is red, as long as the color does not change, everything can change. Zheng Shizhu may have too many doubts, so as long as you ensure that your heart remains the same, what is the difference between chasing the lady or not, when Zheng Shizhu truly understands the Zen Tao, the appearance of all beings is the same, my fair lady, pink skull, nothing more! ”

The debate machine said a lot of words, Li Yi nodded in agreement, but Fang Yiai was half confused and half clear, he didn't understand too much. However, after the debate, Fang Yiai can still be heard, My Fair Lady, Pink Skull, if these two can be the same, it will be a big joke in the world. Fang Yiai can't imagine the scene of treating a bone frame as a beauty, at least someone in his room can't do it, if he has the opportunity, he wants to put a skeleton in the arms of the debater, so as to see if he can achieve the unity of all beings in the world, My Fair Lady and the pink skeleton are also the same.

Although she couldn't see Fang Yiai's face, Zhang Xuanli could also guess Fang Yiai's mood, for so long, she hadn't seen Fang Ergongzi choked like this.

"Hey, what the debate master said is that it seems that Zheng's Zen skills are still not in place. It's better to be like this, when you are free, Zheng will find a corpse for the master, and ask the master to teach Zheng how to behave in all beings? Fang Yiai's face was serious, he could swear, as long as the debate machine nodded, he immediately ordered the two loyal servants to dig the grave.

It's a pity that the debate machine didn't accept the words of the house's bereavement, but on the contrary, Li Yi frowned dissatisfiedly and said, "Brother-in-law, what the hell are you doing, how can you be so rude to the debate master?" ”

"Little sister, how are you talking, my brother-in-law also wants to ask the debate master about the method of entering the determination, can you treat the beauty and the skeleton as the same thing?"

Li Yi was speechless for a moment, not to mention seeing the beauty and the skeleton as the same appearance, even if she touched the skeleton shelf, she felt panicked.

"This girl, what Zheng Gongzi said makes sense, since we can't do it, why can't we learn from the master of the debate, I think the master is a high-ranking monk, and he shouldn't refuse this opportunity to promote Buddhism."

"That's natural, and the poor monks are willing to test their own Dharma, but just sitting in the meditation room, they will never be able to understand the twists and turns of the Buddha's mind. Back then, my Buddha Shakyamuni cut meat and fed eagles, and then had an epiphany. Maybe the truth pursued all my life is at this moment, the Dharma is mysterious, and I only think about it in the flowers! ”

If he can, Fang Yiai would like to move a little golden man award for the debate machine, with this kind of acting ability, it will definitely be a gold medal actor in the future. Li Yi was envious, and Fang Yiai had to pretend to be pious, there was no way, if he wanted to defeat the debate, he had to tear him down.

"Listening to the master's words, it is better to read the book of ten pits, Zheng has really benefited a lot today. In this way, Zheng still wants to ask the master, this is nothing, nothing is nothing, Bodhi has no tree, why is the mirror stained with dust? ”

"The mind is the Buddha, the Buddha is the enlightenment, this consciousness surname, the birth of the Buddha is equal, there is no difference, there is nothing and nothing, there is no dharma, there is no cultivation. Bright and full of virtue, clever use of Hengsha, no false cultivation. It is only because sentient beings are lost in life and death, have experienced long tribulations, are greedy, hateful, obsessive, delusional, and persistent, and have been deeply polluted, that they have no choice but to talk about cultivation and proof. The so-called cultivators, the ancients said that they were ominous, and they had to use it as a last resort.

Seeing Li Yi's eyes full of inquiry, the debate added, "It doesn't matter if the Bodhi tree is there or not, but the mirror is in the heart, the heart is stained with dust, and the mirror is not clean!" ”

Fang Yiai really wanted to roll up his sleeves and beat the debate machine into a pig's head, just now, this bald donkey secretly aimed at Li Yan's **, what a bold bald donkey, and a monk, it is simply a big ** with a shaved bald scoop.

Of course, there is also the Zen theory that the debate machine said, Fang Yiai is even more scornful, compared to the master of Yuanku, this debate machine is too far behind. With his little ability, it's okay to fool a big-breasted and brainless girl like Li Yan, but it's too tender to fool someone in his room. Sniffling, Fang Yiai scratched the back of his hand, and said with an embarrassed face, "Master, they all say that family members should be cautious and rash, but is there such a thing?" ”

"If you can't escape the shackles of mundane things, and you can't quit this mortal thought, how can you get the ** realm?" The debater smiled a little, and he felt that he had won because his explanation was seamless and exceptionally perfect.

Fang Yiai swallowed his saliva, and the movement of scratching his hand became more serious, as if there was something wrong with his right hand. After listening to the words of the debate, Fang Yiai lowered his body and said with a wry smile, "Master, you don't know, Zheng Mou changed a strange disease when he was a child, called ADHD, and sometimes he often can't control his behavior!" ”

The two of them opened their eyes a little, and the right hand that was turning the Buddha beads also stopped, and he frowned curiously, "How can there be such a strange disease in this world?" ”

"Yes, yes!" Halfway through Fang Yiai's words, he saw him raise his right hand and punch the handsome monk in the face. The debate machine was stunned, and before he could say a word, Fang Yiai's other fist also slammed into his face.

How strong Fang Yiai's strength is, just look at how far the debate plane flies. After taking the debate machine with two punches, Fang Yiai's face was painful, he ran over to help the debate machine, and said with great annoyance, "Master, I'm really sorry, Zheng told you a long time ago, I can't control myself, you don't believe it"

"You and you" are angry, at this time he has already forgotten what kind of monk's demeanor, he knows that this surname Zheng is deliberately looking for fault, what ADHD, how can there be such a strange disease in this world?

Li Mingda clapped her hand and laughed, she was already impatient, this bald man was more verbosous than Confucius's nonsense. There is also a lot of nonsense, but Confucius's words can still be understood, but the bald words make people hear it in a fog. (To be continued.) )