Chapter 945: Here We Go Again......
Liu Ben was about to go crazy, and he wanted to shoot the case, but without waiting for Wang Xian to speak, Ma Zhong grabbed him with his hand stained with egg yolk, and said angrily: "Lord Liu, this is boring." He was happy to see this sour literati eat dozens of white eggs.
Liu Ben knew that he couldn't go, so he had to blacken his face, gritted his teeth and knocked open the eggshell, and put the boiled eggs in his mouth. Looking at the nearly forty eggs in his pocket and on the table, he almost fainted......
"Forget it," Wang Xian seemed to be compassionate, and suddenly spoke, Liu Ben was about to say thank you like seeing a Bodhisattva, but he heard Wang Xian say leisurely: "I'll help Lord Zhentai peel the shell, you just have to eat with your heart......"
Liu Ben rolled his eyes and almost fainted.
Wang Xian really peeled off the eggshells one by one, and sent the white raw eggs to Liu Ben's hands, originally Liu Ben peeled and ate by himself, and he could still grind and rub, but at this time, he could only stuff them into his mouth one by one, and ate more than a dozen, and finally couldn't help but tilt his head to the side and vomit heavily!
At this time, Chu Yan and Ma Zhong were almost finished, and each of them still had four or five left, seeing Liu Ben vomit, the two of them were also nauseated, Ma Zhong was easy to hold back, but Chu Yan vomited! accidentally vomited on Ma Zhong, and Ma Zhong was also vomited nauseously!
Next to the pearl spring, there was a sour smell of vomit, but Wang Xian still smiled as if he hadn't smelled it: "Eat slowly, don't worry." ”
"My lord, why don't you forget it......" Chu Yan finished vomiting, but when he saw the four or five eggs, he violently regurgitated his stomach, and he really didn't have the courage to eat it anymore.
"Remove Lord Chu's plate." Wang Xian's answer made Chu Yan's heart cold, and he watched Zhou Yong take away the soy sauce dish in front of him. Needless to say, this is the punishment for disobedience......
Ma Zhongxin said that it was okay, Lao Tzu was stupid, he didn't be a bird, although he was disgusting to death, but he still wiped his mouth with his cuffs, picked up the egg again, dipped it in the sauce, and continued to eat hard. Seeing that Chu Yan and Liu Ben didn't have soy sauce, his mood was much better, and he stuffed all the remaining five eggs into his stomach in one go, and then ran to the side and vomited!
"Good!" Wang Xian slapped his hands and smiled: "It's still the coolest of Dutai's adults!" Even if you pass the level, you won't be allowed to eat what you vomited again! ”
The expression on Ma Zhong's face was wonderful, and after a short period of stunned, he looked at Liu Ben and Chu Yan gloatingly, and he was looking forward to the picture later......
Liu Ben was also frightened, and he desperately stuffed the remaining eggs into his mouth, because the action was too violent, he actually stuck the last egg in his throat, and his face was red, and he almost became the first official in history to be choked to death by an egg.
Fortunately, Wang Xian made a timely move, slapped Liu Ben's chest, and beat the egg out! Liu Ben was completely blindfolded, caught the flying egg with both hands, stuffed it back into his mouth without thinking about it, desperately bit and ate it, and then covered his mouth vigorously, not daring to spit it out.
In any case, the two adults can be regarded as passing, although they are dizzy, their abdomen is swollen like a pregnant woman, and their faces and beards are full of egg whites and yolks, but they are finally done...... The two looked at Liu Ben directly, at this time Liu Ben still had twenty eggs to eat, looking at Liu Ben's ******** expression, the two adults suddenly felt much better.
"Keep it up, you'll be able to do it!" Ma Zhong cheered for Liu Ben.
"Don't let us laugh at you......" Chu Yan has been propped up by eggs, and he can't tell the difference between friend and foe at all.
Liu Ben couldn't bear it anymore and decided to walk away. But when he was about to stand up with the table, he was pressed down by Zhou Yong behind him, and said coldly: "Before you finish eating, you are not allowed to go anywhere!" ”
"I want to empty it first and poop ......," Liu Ben said with tears in his eyes.
"No way!" Zhou Yong was not accommodating at all.
"Then I can't eat a ...... anymore" Liu Ben simply closed his eyes, what is his love.
"That Zhou Yong, thank you for your hard work, help Lord Liu eat." Wang Xian said slowly with an expressionless face.
Liu Ben listened to it and sighed secretly, how good it was for him to be like this, why did he have to follow this idiot?!
'Can you do this?! Liu Ben and Ma Zhong were actually very unhappy, they had worked hard to eat their own eggs, and it turned out that they could let others help them eat!
The next moment, they understood that this was not the case at all! I saw Zhou Yong pinching an egg with one hand, and pinching Liu Ben's jaw with the other. Liu Bendeng was shocked, and said with egg whites and egg yolks in his mouth: "Do you want to be a vegetarian...... Oh......" Before he finished speaking, a whole egg was stuffed into his mouth!
In Liu Ben Ma Zhong's stunned gaze, Zhou Yong pressed Liu Ben's upper jaw with one hand and his lower jaw with the other, opened and closed it a few times, and then lifted Liu Ben's neck, and the egg was sent into Liu Ben's esophagus!
At this time, Chu Yan and Ma Zhong finally had the misfortune of schadenfreude, and hurriedly went to persuade Wang Xian: "My lord can't help it! It's going to kill you! ”
"No, it won't. Let me introduce to you two, I, the chief of the guard, raise ducks for the emperor at home, and I have been filling in a good duck since I was a child! Wang Xian's face was full of a cold smile, watching Liu Ben struggle desperately, but he couldn't break free of Zhou Yong's tiger arms, he said coldly: "Lord Zhentai had better not struggle, too disobedient ducks will be killed!" ”
Liu Ben was in a state of madness at this time, and he couldn't hear anything clearly, but Chu Yan and Ma Zhong heard every word clearly! After listening to Wang Xian's first half of the sentence, the two also secretly scolded him for being perverted and treating people as ducks! But when they heard the second half of the sentence, the two of them were all stunned - the deaf could also hear that Wang Xian had something to say!
It turns out that this guy is taking revenge on Liu Ben! With his mind racing, Chu Yan finally understood why Wang Xian was mad today! It must be because of the previous incident, he blamed Liu Ben's head! But I can't find any evidence, so I can only use this method to vent!
Although Ma Zhong is not as shrewd as Chu Yan, he can also see that Wang Xian has another Hongmen banquet today, and it is the kind that wants to kill people!
He was also silent, and watched Liu Ben being abused like a cramming by Zhou Yong! That's filling his throat one by one! Filling in the last few, Liu Ben was no longer struggling, and there was a smell coming from his lower body, and it seemed that he had become incontinent. But Zhou Yong was still ruthless and continued to viciously stuff eggs into his mouth! It wasn't until all the eggs were stuffed that Liu Ben, who was already unconscious, was thrown onto the chair, and his forked hands retreated to the back!
"Why does it stink so much? What a big person to pull up his pants! Wang Xian kept looking at everything in front of him expressionlessly, and only then did he speak: "Rinse up Lord Liu!" ”
"Yes!" Zhou Yong manipulated the water tank used to suppress the wine behind him, and poured the entire tank of ice water on Liu himself!
The ice water splashed on Chu Yan and Ma Zhong, and the two of them couldn't help but shudder, but they were all silent, and they didn't dare to breathe!
Liu Ben was woken up by the ice water, looked at Wang Xian blankly, only to see Wang Xian's face full of slaughter, and asked in a deep voice: "On the Seven Star Platform that day, who did you report to?!" ”
'Here we are! Chu Yan and Ma Zhong's hearts rose to their throats.
"......" Liu Ben was originally groggy, but after listening to Wang Xian's words, his brain finally cleared up a little. He had been an envoy for many years, and he was all too familiar with this kind of scene. It's just that the person who usually interrogates the prisoner has become a suspect who is being interrogated! But Liu Ben knew very well that Wang Xian, the Qin cha, had no right to deal with officials above the fourth grade.
"I'm the third rank according to the inspector, you ...... I have no right to interrogate me. Liu Ben stared at Wang Xian, and the hatred in his tone was undisguised: "I want to impeach you for abusing the court officials and extorting confessions by torture without authority!" ”
"If you were below the fourth grade, Lao Tzu would have asked the king to kill you a long time ago!" Wang Xian said murderously: "Bring people out to me!" ”
Zhou Dang escorted a man with bruises all over his body out, Chu Yan and Ma Zhong saw it, they both knew each other, it was Liu Ben's thousands of households according to the Yamen!
"I can't kill you, but I can kill him!" Wang Xian said coldly: "Do you think he will die for you?!" ”
As soon as Liu Ben saw the thousand households, he was full of excitement, and he didn't know how to answer for a while, so he just bowed his head and said nothing.
The thousand households had already confessed under the torture of Jinyiwei, and at this moment, without waiting for orders, he said loudly: "Lord Qincha spared his life, it was all at the behest of this Liu Ben, he asked me to send a letter to the White Lotus Sect, and he also asked people to send a letter to the King of Han!" ”
"You're talking nonsense!" Liu Ben naturally wanted to deny it: "When did this official order you to deliver the letter?" ”
"On the Seven Star Terrace, you suddenly called me and said that Lord Qincha is likely to have crossed Taiyi Mountain to capture the Buddha Mother!" Seeing that Liu Ben was clear, the thousand households had no psychological burden, and said like pouring beans from a bamboo tube: "You asked me to ride a fast horse to Laiwu immediately to report the news!" When I came out, I met Deputy Qianhu, and he said that he was going to Le'an Prefecture! ”
"Did you be tortured by them to extract a confession, and you framed this official in order to survive?!" Liu Ben hurriedly hinted at the thousand households with his eyes, "Don't worry! If so, just say it! This official will call the shots for you! ”
"Liu Ben!" Wang Xian slapped the case heavily, and burst into a loud shout: "As an official of the imperial court, you actually colluded with the White Lotus Sect to sabotage the official's action to arrest the Buddha's mother!" He killed more than 100 of my brothers! As he spoke, he stepped forward and kicked Liu Ben to the ground with a heavy kick, still unable to understand his hatred, and stepped forward to punch and kick him one after another, making Liu Ben vomit more than once!
"You think Chin Cha can't cure you?! But you forgot that Lao Tzu is still a brocade guard! Wang Xian scolded while beating: "Lao Tzu****** no one cares!" ”
Ma Zhong and Chu Yan hurriedly stepped forward to stop them, and persuaded bitterly: "Lord Qincha can't fight anymore, if you fight again, you will die!" ”
"He killed so many of my brothers! Lao Tzu just killed him, and the emperor won't blame me! Wang Xian was furious, pushed the two away, gritted his teeth and said: "Please sign with me to impeach this demon who eats inside and out!" Remove a big harm for Shandong! ”
"This ......" The two naturally didn't want to wade into this troubled water, and just after some hesitation, they saw Wang Xian murderously said: "Could it be that you and him are also in the same party?!" ”