Chapter 944: Fighting Eggs
After listening to Wang Xian's words, the three of them began to calculate, first of all, they couldn't let Lord Qincha eat eggs, this is certain. Then only one of the three survived...... Chu Yan looked at Liu Ben and Ma Zhong meaningfully, meaning, do you also take care of me, the old chief?
Liu Ben looked at the big bag of eggs, hesitated and categorically refused, and said in his heart Let's stand side by side, why should I eat eggs for you?
Seeing this, Ma Zhong also straightened his face, you two usually play tricks on me, this time I have to let you eat all the eggs!
The three adults looked solemn one by one, reached into their pockets and touched their eggs one by one, carefully selected, lest the eggs they picked were useless, and their eggs would be broken under other people's eggs!
After almost a cup of tea, the three adults hesitantly showed their eggs, which are really Chunlan and Autumn Chrysanthemum, each with its own characteristics! Chu Yan's eggs are pointed at both ends, and it seems that they are going to break the noodles with points; Liu Ben's eggs are small and white, and it seems that he thinks that what is concentrated is the essence; Ma Zhong's eggs are big, red and bright, and they seem to be ...... It's really big......
Wang Xian was impatient to wait, and immediately gave an order, Chu Yan and Ma Zhong each held their own eggs, approached cautiously, and took them back. Both of them were afraid that their eggs would break, but their eggs didn't touch them at all...... After several rounds of virtual and real comparisons, Ma Zhong finally couldn't bear it anymore and slammed his egg into Chu Yan, who screamed: "Ah! My eggs! My eggs are going to break! ”
"Don't scream, Lord Fantai," Liu Ben reluctantly reminded Chu Yan and asked him to look at the eggs in his hand. "Look down, whose egg is broken?"
"Oh......" Chu Yan lowered his head hesitantly, only to see that his egg was still intact, and then looked at Ma Zhong's crying horse face, the egg was broken by his big, red and bright egg!
"I'll just say it!" Chu Yandeng came to his senses, and spat and said: "Lord Dutai is a silver-like pewter spearhead, and your eggs are not a problem at all!" ”
"Good!" Wang Xian was very happy to see it, and said with a smile: "This game is won by the lord of the domain!" In the next game, the domain is against the platform! ”
Chu Yan and Liu Benden became serious, Chu Yan gently stroked his eggs, Liu Ben blew on his own eggs, and cheered up his own eggs: "Good eggs, you must fight for your brothers!" ”
"Egg brother, smash his eggs! You are the number one hero of this official, I will seal you the three-grade egg platform! Chu Yan directly hit the other party's morale.
Liu Ben, the envoy is the third grade, Chu Yan actually wants to seal his egg as the three-grade egg platform, it is really unbearable, Liu Ben gritted his teeth angrily and said: "Good egg, this one wins, I will order you to be a lifting egg!" ”
"You!" Chu Yanqi's face turned purple, although he was already the highest-ranking magistrate in the Ming Dynasty, he still couldn't raise his head in front of Liu Ben, just because Liu Ben was born as a serious Jinshi in the two lists, and he himself was born in Bagongju. In that year, the Hongwu Dynasty set off major cases one after another, and the officials all over the world were affected, so that the imperial court was seriously short of officials, so that they had the opportunity to rise to the top of the ranks because they were not even admitted to the Jinshi.
Although the official position of the lord of the clan has gone up, he is not confident in front of the non-commissioned officers after all, and every time the civil officials gather, those non-commissioned officers also like to tease him for his side-way background. How could Chu Yan endure it!
"Suffer death!" Chu Yan changed his previous timidity and took the initiative to get out of the egg!
"Bring the eggs!" Liu Ben sneered, and also sent out his own eggs powerfully!
The two adults were full of energy, blushing, and screaming and banging the balls together!
There is a saying that if two eggs collide, there must be an injury! Just listen to the click, the sound of broken eggs sounded!
When the two adults opened their eyes and looked at their respective eggs, they were dumbfounded! Although there must be one injury when two eggs collide, there will also be injuries to both eggs, such as now......
Because of the force, the eggs of the two adults were broken......
"Hahaha!" Seeing this result, Ma Zhong's laughing mountain shook the ground, and tears flowed down.
"Oops, I'm sorry to concede." Wang Xian stroked his egg with a smile, "Win without a fight, accept and concede." He comforted the two dejected adults again: "You don't have to be like this, there is still one more chance, this time we will compete again." ”
At this moment, the three of them were extremely nervous again! This is the last chance, if you can't grasp it this time, you will really swallow the egg and die!
Chu Yan looked at the two of them, then at Wang Xian, gritted his teeth and said, "This time, is it not in a different order, starting with adults?!" "Now that Wang Xian has won the big head, there is no need to let him in the battle for the small head!
The other two remained silent, and the order of the horizontal and vertical did not affect them. The two of them only touched their eggs one by one and selected the best players to touch them.
"Good! Don't say I'm invincible. Wang Xian happily agreed, showing his eggs.
Liu Ben hurriedly took the call and said, "My lord, be merciful!" Then he controlled his strength and hit Wang Xian's egg without hurrying!
Wang Xian was not in a hurry, but when the two eggs were about to touch, he suddenly sped up and slammed into Liu Ben's eggs! Click, Liu Ben's egg is broken! Wang Xian's eggs are intact!
"Take!" Wang Xian smiled and glanced at the pale Liu Ben, and aimed the egg at Ma Zhong, but before Ma Zhong could react, the eggshell in his hand was smashed by Wang Xian!
"Ahh Ma Zhong exclaimed in surprise, his eyes widened, and he lost his voice: "This is the end?" ”
"Next!" The rise of Wang Xian's killing directly turned to Chu Yan again, Chu Yan was completely overwhelmed by Wang Xian's momentum, and the hand holding the egg couldn't help but tremble.
"Come on!" Wang Xian actually exerted all his strength, shot like lightning, and slammed his egg into Chu Yan's egg! I saw that in the sound of Kala, the egg in Chu Yan's hand was smashed to pieces! Not only the eggshell, but even the egg white and yolk were shattered!
Chu Yan looked at the broken egg in his hand blankly, and then looked at the egg in Wang Xian's hand, it was still intact and shiny!
"My lord, this is an iron egg, right?" The three of them finally couldn't help but ask. No more if you don't ask! If you don't say anything, you'll have to eat a bag of eggs!
Wang Xian sneered and slapped the egg in his hand on the table, and the egg was broken, not a stone or iron, but a genuine egg!
"My lord......" The three adults had nothing to say at this time, and said with a sad face: "It's really hard!" After speaking, Chu Yan begged for mercy in a low voice: "Can you eat two pills?" ”
"Yes, my lord, eating so many eggs will kill people...... Liu Ben and Ma Zhong also begged for mercy: "My lord, be merciful under the eggs......"
"Willing to gamble." Wang Xian was not accommodating at all, and said with a smile: "And it's not **** to let you eat eggs, what's so damn-good?!" ”
The three of them exchanged glances, and said in their hearts, don't come to toss people like this. tacitly began to grind together, wanting to take away the punishment...... Who knew that Wang Xian still had a smile on his face at the beginning, but after letting them grind for a while, that face was pulled down, and he said in a dark voice: "Three adults, do you treat this seat as a fart?!" ”
Seeing that Wang Xian was an egg,, and a fart, and he didn't leave the next three ways, the three adults were really speechless. Seeing him pull down his face now, knowing that he would either turn his face or eat eggs, after weighing it again and again, Chu Yan said bitterly: "Then the old man will do his best......" After speaking, he trembled and felt out an egg from the net pocket of his neck, slowly smashed the egg skin, and pinched the white raw egg with three fingers, Chu Yan looked at Wang Xian, and carefully begged for personal favors: "Can you dip some soy sauce?" ”
"Yes." Wang Xian smiled and nodded: "This seat has always been very preferential to those who take the lead and obey, you can eat ten less......"
"Thank you, sir!" Chu Yan was so moved that he almost burst into tears, eating the egg dipped in soy sauce, and felt that it tasted good.
Seeing this, Ma Zhong hurriedly took out an egg from the net pocket around his neck, broke it in three or two strokes, and smiled at Wang Xian: "My lord, I can do the same, right?" ”
"It's too late." Wang Xian said lightly: "You can only choose one of the two preferential treatments." ”
"This ......" Ma Zhong pondered hard, he was a military general, and he had a large amount of food, so it didn't hurt to eat ten more eggs, but if he didn't dip it in soy sauce and eat it, he would have to choke to death, so he chose the former. Zhou Yong gave him a plate of soy sauce, and Ma Zhong dipped it in soy sauce and began to eat.
The two colleagues ate, and now only Liu Ben is still there reserved. He was already very unhappy with Wang Xian, and he held his own identity, and he didn't want to be played like this. But everyone else ate it, and he was the only one left, and the situation was very difficult. At this time, if you still insist on not eating, not to mention Wang Xian, you will also offend the two colleagues. But if you eat...... It's true, you can kill, not humiliate!
Liu Ben hesitated, Ma Zhong had already eaten three eggs, Chu Yan had also eaten two, Wang Xian's expression was obviously unhappy, and he only looked at Liu Ben coldly. Liu Ben was furious by Wang Xian's eyes, and quickly moved his eyes to the two colleagues, but the two of them didn't look at him at all, and only ate their own eggs.
"Hey......" Liu Ben knew that it would be impossible to get out of this door without losing this person today, so he had to turn his heart sideways and said in a muffled voice: "Bring the soy sauce!" ”
After speaking, Zhou Yong didn't move at all, and only told him coldly: "It's late, there is no soy sauce, and you can't eat less," after a pause, Zhou Yong said another sentence that made him frightened: "And you have to eat the ten that Master Chu eats less!" ”
"What?!" Liu Ben couldn't help but shoot the case: "Why?!" ”
"This seat has always been so rewarding and punishing, so that the soldiers under his command can fight bravely, what is your opinion?" Wang Xian glanced at Liu Ben coldly and said lightly.
"Eat it, Lord Zhentai!" Chu Yanle took out ten eggs from his net pocket and put them in front of Liu Ben, he never expected that he could eat eggs so happily. Sure enough, whether this person is miserable or not, it all depends on comparison!