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"Poetry? This ......" Yang Ze hesitated. He remembers a lot of the poems of the ancients, but this kind of improvisational poetry is not easy, if you ask for mediocrity, it will be even more difficult, if you don't do it, it will make the text wrong, if you really make a joke, it is not famous, but embarrassing!

As a leader, one of the advantages is that when you encounter something difficult, you don't have to speak for yourself, and others will say it for you!

Hu Zi stammered Yang Ze tightly, he looked at Yang Ze's hesitant face, and immediately knew that this Mr. Xiao Yang might not be very good at composing poetry, since this is the case, then he has to speak for the leader, and he will have a lot of benefits in the future!

Hu Zi said: "Writing poetry is not very interesting, according to the villain, we don't have a few good things here, if you want to have fun, you don't have to compose poetry, it's better for us to send someone to the song and dance workshop, call a few little girls to come over, sing a little song, let's taste the evaluation, see who they sing well, comment on an Oiran out, how lively it is!" "

The officials at the same table listened, no one squeaked, the literati of the Dafang Empire liked to compose poems and fill in the lyrics, and the scientific examination in this era was not a single eight-strand text, but many topics, among which there was a topic that could not be bypassed no matter which subject was examined, that is, poetry. Therefore, as long as you have participated in the scientific examination, or have the intention to refer to the scientific examination, composing poetry is a basic ability, and every literati can do it, but not necessarily all of them do it well!

The officials naturally can't speak at this time, although they are all secretly scolding nonsense bastards in their hearts and can't speak, but they can't answer, and when they answer, isn't it equivalent to saying that they have done a good job in composing poems, in case Yang Ze says then you can make a poem out, isn't it bad, doing well is to cut the face of others, and if you don't do well, you will be embarrassed!

For a while, no one answered, and it was quiet on the wine table!

Hu Zi saw that he was cold, he didn't feel any embarrassment, even if it was embarrassing, he didn't care, as long as he could stammer Yang Ze, he didn't need to pay attention to other people's thoughts!

Hu Zi smiled: "Since you have no disagreement, then let's call Xiao Niang to go......"

Xie Wenxiu suddenly said: "Just a head catcher, is also worthy of talking nonsense here?" If you want to listen to the singer, go on your own, don't make noise here! As he spoke, he glared at Hu Zi.

Hu Zi has always been at odds with him, but Xie Wenxiu is a high-ranking official, he is just a head-catcher with no rank, and he has no chance to surpass Xie Wenxiu in this life, and when he was reprimanded, he didn't dare to talk back, so he had to look at Yang Ze.

Yang Ze frowned, and thought to himself, "Why is this Xie Wenxiu angry?" It doesn't seem easy to get along with! ”

Xie Wenxiu's anger has nowhere to spill, and now he just found a place to get angry, he can't do anything about Yang Ze, but he has a way to deal with Hu Zi, and sneered at Hu Zi twice, that means, you wait, wash your feet, I will prepare a few more pairs of small shoes for you to wear!

Hu Zi was suddenly afraid, he slapped Yang Ze's ass, I don't know what the benefits will be in the future, but Xie Wenxiu is dissatisfied with him, the disadvantages can be seen immediately, maybe there will be disaster tomorrow!

He patted his cheek lightly and said, "Look at the villain's stinky mouth, talk nonsense, you should be beaten, you should be beaten, you will treat the villain as a fart just now, don't be angry, the villain will compensate you!" ”

Snorted, Xie Wenxiu ignored him, and said to Yang Ze: "It's better to write a poem first, throw bricks and lead jade, stay in the next to finish the poem, and then ask Mr. Xiao Yang to do it, let's feast here and leave a poem to commemorate, isn't it beautiful!" ”

Yang Ze smiled, you want to be embarrassed for me, I am not a soft persimmon, I can let you pinch it casually, he smiled: "Lord Xie is polite, how can the poem you make be a brick, it is definitely not a brick, it is definitely not a brick!" ”

The muscles on Xie Wenxiu's face twitched, and the other officials couldn't hold back their laughter a little, but they still had to hold back, Guo Jianglong and the ground snake were going to make a move again, this Guo Jianglong is obviously not easy to bully, Lord Xie, you better save it, don't pee your pants later!

Xie Wenxiu also felt that Yang Ze was not just a soft persimmon. But he still has a way, Yang Ze said that his poems are by no means bricks, and this has to be heard in reverse, in fact, he is saying that his poems are bricks, what are bricks used for? That's what it's used to shoot people!

Yang Ze is not good at shooting, but what is not good about his dog legs! Xie Wenxiu sprinkled all his anger on Hu Zi's head, and he said: "Male Mao Pit, Female Mao Pit, Male and Female Mao Pit, the east is called the word, the west is called the word, and the thing is called the word!" ”

This is a limerick poem, which is very popular among the generous folk. Xie Wenxiu scolded Hu Zi with limericks, and he didn't have to expose his true level of poetry, if the level of poetry made by Yang Ze was not high, then he would immediately show his fangs, make a good poem, and step on Yang Ze, but if Yang Ze's level of poetry is high, then he will not make poetry anymore, anyway, he has not exposed his true level, and no one can say that he is inferior to Yang Ze!

The officials laughed, they didn't dare to offend Yang Ze, but they didn't care about Hu Zi, just a head catcher, and the future of this life was so big, after listening to the jokes, if they didn't laugh at him, did they still hold back!

Hu Zi's face turned green, and he secretly scolded Xie Wenxiu in his heart, and he insulted him to his face, but he couldn't help it, the official was a big man who crushed people to death, not to mention that Xie Wenxiu was several levels older than him, not to mention scolding him in person, even if he raised his hand to give him two slaps, he could only bear it, and after the beating, he had to ask with a smile: "Master Xie, the villain is too thick-skinned, it hurts your hand, I'm sorry!" ”

Hu Zi looked at Yang Ze pitifully, leader, the villain has been bullied, you have to call the shots for the villain!

Yang Ze was a little embarrassed, he finally had a dog's leg, and he was slapped with a brick by others, and it depends on the owner to beat the dog, which is too face-cutting!

Hehe, Yang Ze said: "Lord Xie's poem sounds a little like a poem, but a little like a couplet, the kind pasted on the door frame!" ”

Xie Wenxiu smiled, feeling that he had won the battle, and he smiled: "Bricks, bricks!" ”

The officials all thought in their hearts, it seems that Master Xie still has some ability, this can stump Mr. Xiao Yang, Xie Wenxiu can make limerick poems, and it can be used to bully Hu Zi, but if Yang Ze also makes such a poem and bullies Xie Wenxiu, it will be inappropriate, spread it, I am afraid that people will think that it will be cautious!

Yang Ze said: "Today, I have a feast with all the adults, which is really a joy in my life, but at this time, I think of my parents who are far away from home, and I don't know how they are doing!" ”

The officials immediately stopped laughing, no one dared to joke about their parents, it was a matter of great enmity, and who had no parents, especially as a rogue official, who was far away from home when he was an official in a different place, and they all remembered their parents.

Yang Ze stood up and walked to the window, at this time the moon was already on the branches, the moonlight was very bright, he said: "I'll make a homesick poem!" ”

Pretending to think deeply, he read: "The bright moonlight is sprinkled all over the window, it is just a hazy frost, looking up only to see the moon round, bowing your head to teach people to be homesick!" ”

This little poem has neither a peculiar and novel imagination, nor a refined and gorgeous rhetoric; It just uses a narrative tone to write about the homesickness of distant guests, but it is meaningful and intriguing!

After reading the poem, I listened to the voice behind me, and shouted: "Good poem, good poem, this poem is so good!" ”

Mu Gen also shouted: "The poems of the Shaodong family are so good, I have never heard such good poems!" He clapped his hands and applauded.

Xie Wenxiu glanced at them and thought, "The poem is very good, but do you know what is good?" Shouting like killing a pig! He thought so in his heart, but he also had to admire that this poem was indeed well done, at least he didn't have this level, and he couldn't make poems of the same level, stepping on Yang Ze...... Forget it!

The officials were a beat slower than the two super sycophants, and then they applauded, and everyone thought in their hearts: "I can't see that Yang Ze is young, but he is very good at writing poetry, the quality of this poem is absolutely excellent, even if it is to participate in the scientific examination, it is a good poem that must pass, and it is definitely at the Jinshi level!" ”

Yang Ze turned around, looked at everyone, and said secretly in his heart: "This is considered good?" You're so ignorant, okay, I haven't said it yet! ”

Shaking his head, Yang Ze said: "This time is too busy, I can't be idle, I haven't written poetry for a long time, I just feel rusty, this poem is actually not good, and it needs to be refined!" Do you have any opinions, give me a suggestion! ”

When everyone heard it, they wanted to change it? This poem is already very good, there is no need to change it, even if it is to be changed, what can it be changed, I am afraid that it will get worse and worse, it is not as good as the current one! As for Tijian yì, forget it, if anyone can make such a poem, he will become a big official in the early middle of the year, why bother to mix in the position of a small official!

Yang Ze pretended to be deep again, to be honest, he pretended to be deep and tired, he said: "Change it to a five-character quatrain, let me think about it!" I really can't make it a poem, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed! ”

The officials hurriedly put on smiling faces, thinking in their hearts: "You don't have to be ashamed, it's us who are ashamed...... No, it's Xie Wenxiu who is ashamed, who asked him to let you compose poems, and bring shame on yourself! ”

Yang Ze looked out of the window again, and said slowly: "The bright moonlight in front of the window, suspected to be frost on the ground, raise your head to look at the bright moon, and bow your head to think of your hometown!" ”

After reading this poem, he sighed, turned around, and said, "I really couldn't make a better poem, and that's it." Everyone, give a review and see if it still needs to be modified, how to change it, let's listen to it! ”

Hu Zi shouted: "Good poem, it's better, even better than the poem just now!" ”

Mugen has to cheer for the young owner, he can't tell whether it's good or bad, but it's okay to applaud, it's clapping and applauding, and the voice is super loud.

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