Chapter 52: Writing Poetry
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It turned out that he didn't hold back, he really peed his pants, the reason why he refused to go to the restaurant with Yang Ze was not that he was hypocritical, but that he really couldn't get out of the house, his pants were wet, if he was seen, he wouldn't be a man in the future, he would not be an official anymore, and his face would be gone!
A cadre of officials and catchers swaggered through the streets, attracting hundreds of people to watch. The people thought in their hearts: "Good guy, is this going to patrol the streets, there are so many people going out together, and they are all official families!" ”
When Yang Ze arrived at the largest restaurant in the state, the people knew that these officials had come to eat and drink collectively. However, it seems that the owner of this restaurant today is going to spend a lot of money!
Yang Ze looked up, and saw that this is a big restaurant with a three-bay door, a total of three floors, the decoration is very generous, and there is a plaque hanging in the middle of the door, which says Guazhou Restaurant, this name is very memorable, the restaurant is open in Guazhou, so it is called Guazhou Restaurant!
There was a shopkeeper standing at the door, and there were a group of guys, who received a notice that it was Mr. Xiao Yang, an upstart in the judicial room, who was going to have a treat today, and invited all the people in the judicial room to eat and drink, and wanted to charter the entire restaurant.
The shopkeeper's face was full of smiles, but his heart twitched, he couldn't do business one night, it was a loss, and the new official was here to entertain, this is to give him face, can he be embarrassed to let the official spend money, he must pay for this meal, otherwise he will not give the official face, and the small shoes must be put on for him in the future, he is a businessman, how can he stand the legendary artifact of small shoes!
The shopkeeper sighed in his heart, today is really unfavorable, how much do you have to pay for going out here! In his heart, how dare he show it on his face, and from a distance, he saw the officials coming with a young man in their arms, and he knew that it must be Yang Ze, so he hurriedly greeted him.
"This is Mr. Xiao Yang, who has admired his name for a long time, like a lightning strike...... No, no, it's like thunder, the grass people have always wanted to see Mr. Xiao Yang, and today I finally got what I wanted, Mr. Xiao Yang, adults, please come inside! ”
Yang Ze thought to himself: "Am I so famous?" Ah, that's a kind word, that's what he says to everyone he sees! ”
A head catcher smiled and said: "Since you want to see Mr. Xiao Yang, then we accompanied Mr. Xiao Yang, are you very happy!" ”
The shopkeeper hurriedly said: "Happy, happy, of course happy!" ”
"Then this meal, you can please, it can't make you happy in vain, you have to pay something to Mr. Xiao Yang!"
The shopkeeper's heart ached, but on the surface, he said unambiguously: "It should be, it should definitely be, let's talk about it today, this meal is the villain's invitation, don't be polite to the villain!" ”
Yang Ze said: "This, how embarrassing it is, there are so many of us......
The head catcher said: "What's so embarrassing about this, this is Mr. Xiao Yang, you give him face!" ”
The other catchers also said: "This face has to be given, Mr. Xiao Yang, you have to give the shopkeeper a little face, otherwise you will be embarrassed to come to his restaurant to eat in the future, he has less business, how can he support his family in the future!" ”
The shopkeeper said with sweat on his head: "Yes, yes, Mr. Xiao Yang, you must have some face for the villain, and you will have to take care of the business in the villain's store in the future!" ”
There is a sentence in my heart that I haven't said, if you don't let me invite me today, in the future, you will come to my store for three days and two heads, and who else dares to come to my store to eat, my store will really not be able to open!
Yang Ze said: "Then, it has to be like this!" "It's better for someone to shoot on the back than for no one, so just laugh at your own so-so!
Everyone entered the restaurant together. This Guazhou restaurant is very large, enough to sit three or four hundred people, just the second and third floors of the elegant seats, can sit down the officials and catch fast, but the official said that I want to charter your restaurant, then even if you are not satisfied, other guests can not come in!
The shopkeeper invited everyone upstairs, and the high officials sat on the third floor, and the low officials sat on the second floor, all of which were elegant seats. Of course, the officials accompanied Yang Ze to sit on the third floor, and the eight head catchers naturally accompanied them, and the other was Mugen.
Sitting at the table, no need to order, the most capable catcher shouted, let the best wine and food in the restaurant, the guys agreed again and again, and began to get busy. After a while, fresh fruits and hors d'oeuvres were delivered at a high price.
After Yang Ze sat down, he looked at the head-catching representative at the same table, that is, the one who could pat the most sycophants, and said, "Brother, is his surname Hu?" ”
This person is the head catcher surnamed Hu who sent Mugen public uniform, and when he heard Yang Ze ask, he hurriedly said: "The villain's name is Hu Zi, but I don't dare to be Mr. Xiao Yang's brother!" ”
"Beard?" Yang Ze was stunned, why is this name called, you are obviously a head catcher, but you are called a beard, isn't that what a robber means!
Hu Zi said: "Yes, yes, the villain is called Hu Zi." The villain's grandfather is a head catcher, grandpa is a head catcher, the villain's father is still a head catcher, when the head catcher is an ancestral craft, to the villain's generation, the villain's father wants the villain to be a reader, so he took a name called the word, but the villain can't read, or he doesn't know a few words, he can only inherit the ancestral business, and then be the head catcher! ”
Yang Ze felt a little unconscious, and felt that this was a craft in this year, and it was still an ancestral heirloom!
He asked a few words casually, and then said, "Master Xie doesn't know what he's busy with, why don't you come with us, do you want to send someone back to urge him?" ”
Hu Zi and Xie Wenxiu are usually not able to deal with each other, but he can't fight Xie Wenxiu, seeing that he has an opportunity, he has to quickly put on a small shoe for Xie Wenxiu in front of Yang Ze.
Hu Zi said: "Master Xie will definitely come, his family is not too rich, it is estimated that he has never entered this Guazhou restaurant, how can he not come!" The villain estimates that he will never give Mr. Xiao Yang face, how uninteresting it is, Master Xie also admires Mr. Xiao Yang very much, this villain can definitely guarantee this, everyone says yes! ”
Hearing that Xie Wenxiu would give face, it was actually provocative, implying that Xie Wenxiu might not give face!
Everyone lowered their heads, and no one answered the nonsense.
Yang Ze said twice, there are rivers and lakes in officialdom!
After a while, the guys came up to remove the fresh fruits and hors d'oeuvres, and began to serve hot dishes, there are a lot of mountain delicacies, but there is no seafood, Guazhou is far from the sea, but close to the grassland and mountains, what roe deer meat, venison, beef and mutton, etc., how many or how many, piled up in turn.
Before everyone moved the chopsticks, they heard the shopkeeper below shouting: "Ah, Master Xie, you are here, please go upstairs, Mr. Xiao Yang and all the adults are waiting for you!" ”
Hu Zi hurriedly said: "Look, the little one is right, Master Xie will definitely come!" ”
Xie Wenxiu went upstairs, said hello to Yang Ze, sat down, sat down at the bottom of Yang Ze, when he lifted up his shirt and sat down, some sharp-eyed people noticed that Xie Wenxiu actually changed a pair of pants, which was actually a pair of cyan cloth pants that he wore quickly!
The sharp-eyed person was Hu Zi, he was immediately happy, and thought: "Look at the situation, this Master Xie is peeing his pants, no wonder he sits in the room and refuses to come out, it turns out that this is the case, I don't know whose pants he is wearing!" ”
He didn't dare to say it in person, he only dared to glance at it a few more times, but as soon as he looked at it so much, others noticed it, no one was a fool, and naturally they all understood what was going on, and they all felt funny. It seems that the first battle between Jianglong and the head snake was defeated!
Yang Ze didn't pay attention to this, even if he did, he wouldn't be bored enough to stare at someone's pants. Insight Wenxiu came, he had the heart to woo him, hoping that Xie Wenxiu could become his powerful assistant in the future, so he naturally persuaded him to drink and let Xie Wenxiu drink a few more glasses.
But the more he persuaded him to drink, the more cordial he was to Xie Wenxiu, and in the eyes of others, the more he felt that he was unfathomable and superb. Everyone looked down on him at first, thinking that a little boy could have any ability!
Now no one thinks that Yang Ze has no ability, but he has a lot of ability, and he wears small shoes for you, which is cheap for you, makes you change your pants, and makes you unable to complain to others, and you can't say anything about your suffering, this is called first-class means!
Although Xie Wenxiu is calm and light on the surface, he is extremely unhappy in his heart, he can't be happy, such an adult is still peeing his pants, if he can still be happy, then he is not wonderful!
Yang Ze didn't know that he had become a master of the whole person, so with a wave of his hand, he made Xie Wenxiu miserable, and he couldn't stop persuading him to drink!
Xie Wenxiu couldn't bear it anymore, he thought that if he didn't retaliate tonight, he would not be able to stay in the judicial room in the future, and after pondering for a long time, he said: "It's tasteless to drink little wine, why don't we make poems to help the fun!" ”
He looked at Yang Ze and said, "Why don't you make a song first?" ”
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