Chapter 616: Savage Behemoth
Qin Feng debated with the literati of Jingzhou, and Kuai Liang, Yi and others were speechless.
This matter has two meanings, one of which is that Qin Feng is more knowledgeable than Kuai Liang, Yi and others. After rising to a height, it is the second, that is, Liu Bei's subordinates are more capable than Liu Biao's subordinates.
In the Eastern Han Dynasty, the ability of his subordinates is the ability of the princes, so it can also be understood that Liu Bei has more ability than Liu Biao.
Although Liu Biao has a good relationship with Liu Bei, it doesn't mean that he will admit it.
Therefore, when Cai Mao came up with an idea, Liu Biao immediately asked him to do it.
At the same time, the banquet also began, and the singers listened to music and danced in the hall, and everyone talked and laughed and drank wine, and became much more harmonious. But if you drink too much, it will be even more wrong.
Cao Cao stood behind Qin Feng without drinking, and had nothing to do, his eyes only wandered around the slender figure of the dancing singer. It turned out that the wife Cao had been holding back for several months, and she couldn't help but get over it. While he looked at the singer, he naturally saw the unfriendly appearance of Liu Biao's henchmen. Although he was very enjoyable and emotional when he beat Zhuge Liang, he was scared to death after the fight, and he couldn't help but remind: "Brother Xian, be careful, look at these people's faces are not good!" ”
Qin Feng smiled disdainfully and said, "These people want to save face, if our identities are not revealed, there will be no problems!" ”
"Then be careful, too!" Cao Cao instructed again, but his eyes stared directly at the singer's little buttocks.
Seeing this, Qin Feng secretly scolded that his nature was difficult to change. But at this moment, Cao Cao was penniless, and he was obviously unable to play and make mistakes.
During the banquet, Liu Bei and the two parties mediated the relationship between his two strategists. However, Zhuge Liang, who had a blue nose and swollen face, wanted to strangle Qin Feng to death, and Liu Bei's mediation ended in vain. He thought that the days ahead were still long. Adjust slowly.
The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.
I heard Liu Biao say: "Xuande." Mr. Wen Heshan and Mr. Kong Ming, know the sky. Knowing geography, arguing about all kinds of things, and learning ....... ”
Liu Bei was very happy in his heart, and said that with these two people, there was hope for a comeback in the future, so he hurriedly said modestly: "Brother praised it, but it is not as ......good as Kuai Liang, Yi and others." ”
Liu Biao was displeased when he heard this, and said in his heart that your subordinates were speechless to defend my subordinates, what garlic are you still putting here! He said, "Xuande doesn't have to be humble. I have a ...... here. ”
At this moment, there was a thump in the distance, heavy footsteps, and the earth shook in the footsteps.
"Cavalry!" Including Qin Feng, the people on Liu Bei's side were very surprised, and they didn't know what Liu Biao was doing when he summoned cavalry at this banquet.
And Cai Mao and other Liu Biao's confidants, just took aback, and then showed a sudden realization.
The footsteps grew heavier and heavier, and even the drinks on the desk rippled.
The crowd couldn't help but look in the direction from which the voice came. I saw a behemoth, and walked over under the traction of Cai Mao and three aliens.
Holy, elephant! Qin Feng was taken aback, and said in his heart that this elephant was really rare in ancient times. Especially for 1,800 years, no one in the Central Plains has ever seen or heard of it.
The elephant stands in the central clearing of the feast. Under the discipline of the aliens, they are docile and unmoving. The big nose flicked and flicked the tiger, so it's not amazing.
The elephant was tall and big. The nose is long, and the four legs are so thick as the pillars of the hall that people can't reach its belly when they walk over and compare with each other.
"Wow, what is this!"
"Long-nosed youkai!" These Jingzhou scholars who attended the meeting had never seen an elephant and exclaimed.
However, this elephant was given to Liu Biao in Jingzhou by the indigenous people of Jiaozhou, so Liu Biao's henchmen had heard of it.
After Cai Mao brought the elephant, he looked at Liu Bei proudly, then bowed to Liu Biao and re-entered the table.
Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Zhuge Liang, including Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, were already dumbfounded, and their mouths couldn't be closed wide.
Liu Biao's henchmen, although it was the second time they saw the elephant, were still amazed, because they all heard what Liu Biao said just now, so they all looked at Liu Bei and the others with a smile.
Liu Biao smiled confidently at this moment: "Brother Xian, what is this?" ”
"This ......!" Liu Bei was a little dumbfounded, and said in his heart, how do I know what this old and ferocious beast is!
The Jingzhou scholars who attended the meeting immediately despised and whispered: "It is said that Liu Xuande is a generation of heroes in the southern and northern wars, but he doesn't know this thing, and he has a false name!" ”
Liu Bei sweated when he heard this, because Liu Biao inadvertently not only gave his subordinates a problem, but also created obstacles to Liu Bei's reputation. According to Zhuge Liang's plan, Liu Bei wanted to replace Liu Biao, but this required the support of the Jingzhou scholars, and if he left no cultural influence, the difficulty would be greatly increased.
Therefore, Liu Bei has to answer no matter what. So, he turned his head to Zhuge Liang, "Oops! After observing Zhuge Liang up close, he exclaimed. Because now Zhuge Liang's mouth is swollen to the nose, there is a gap in his left eye, and the bell in his right eye is still running.
"Uh-huh......!" Liu Bei calmed his mind for a while, and said, "Military advisor, can you know this thing?" ”
Don't look at Zhuge Liang's swollen pig's head now, but he still endures the pain and fulfills his duties as a military advisor. But no matter how much he tried to figure it out, he couldn't figure out what this thing was!
It turns out that the elephant was not in the territory of China more than a thousand years ago, so no one has seen it. Even if someone has seen it occasionally, it must be a nobleman. The aristocracy only talks about the wind and snow, reciting poems, and discussing articles. They don't bring such a thing as a beast to the table, so even if someone hears about it by chance, it won't spread.
In addition, there was Cao Chong in ancient times, when Cao Cao occupied two-thirds of the world's territory, and there were countless capable people under him, but no one had seen this thing, which can be seen. This has been in primary school textbooks for decades, and it should not be a rumor that is indiscriminate.
Therefore, Liu Bei and Cao Cao, men from the north, have never seen elephants, and they have never heard of them. And Zhuge Liang Longzhong only reads the classics, and the classics will only record the divine beasts, but not the beasts.
Zhuge Liang endured the pain, shook the fan, opened his swollen mouth, and muttered in a voice: "Pig arch, face ...... Face mend pig pour! Oops...... Stab me to death! ”
"Stabbed you?" Qin Feng on the side suddenly laughed.
"Wow!" Zhuge Liang's face changed greatly, he was afraid that Qin Feng would play word games again, so he hurriedly said: "No, no, it's me who hurts to death, it's painful death, not stabbed to death!" ”
Cao Cao secretly laughed when he heard this, and said in his heart that no matter how capable you are Zhuge Liang, you will only have to eat in front of Qin Zijin.
Zhuge Liang's face became embarrassed, damn Heshan, you wait for me. He pondered, and said in his heart that this Heshan is really not a thing, if he stays with the generous Liu Bei, he may not know how bad luck he will be. He quickly thought that Qin Feng's origin was very vague, and it was best to start from his background.
Zhuge Liang secretly observed Qin Feng on this, and found that Cao Cao's hot gaze was only on Ge Ji. Suddenly, Zhuge Liang had an idea, but he remained silent and just shook his fan.
Besides, Liu Bei, he couldn't get an answer from Zhuge Liang, and his heart went up and down.
And everyone sat in groups, already taking in the full view. At this moment, he laughed: "I talked about it just now, but now I can't even talk about it!" ”
Liu Bei's face changed when he heard this.
Zhuge Liang frowned, and the feather fan shook a few times and said, "This is a wild beast!" ”
The crowd scoffed.
Cai Mao sneered: "How fresh, such a huge beast is naturally a giant beast, if I had it, it would have spread all over the world long ago." Outside of my Han Dynasty, it is naturally from the wilderness! ”
Cai Mao's friend, Zhang Yun said: "That's right, what Mr. Kong Ming said is simply perfunctory!" ”
Since Zhuge Liang had swollen into a pig's head, he couldn't see his expression. However, Liu Bei's face was very bad, and he said in his heart that he couldn't even recognize a beast, and this time he was embarrassed and thrown home!
At this time, Qin Feng looked disdainful. Growing up watching Teacher Zhao's animal world, he has the advantage of being a traverser, unless there is really an ancient divine beast, there is really no animal in this world that Qin Feng does not know.
Cao Cao couldn't help but exclaim: "It's so big, I don't know what it is!" ”
And Zhang Fei also said: "My mother, how much do you want to eat for this meal!" ”
"Heshan, do you know each other?" Cao Cao couldn't help asking.
Cao Cao's words reminded Liu Bei, and he realized that he still had a strategist.
Just when Liu Bei was about to inquire about Qin Feng, Kuai Liang, who had been suppressed by Qin Feng before, stood up from the seat opposite and sneered: "Mr. Kong Ming doesn't know this thing, I don't know if Mr. Heshan can know it?" ”
Han Song said in a strange yin and yang aura on the side: "Mr. Heshan is comparable to Ziya, Zhang Liang's talent, how can he not know this thing!" ”
When they heard this, they laughed.
Liu Biao looked at Liu Bei, who was depressed, and stroked his beard proudly.
This matter has nothing to do with Qin Feng's dime, so it can hit Liu Bei's prestige, so although Han Song is yin and yang, Qin Feng is also silent.
Liu Bei couldn't sit still, and hurriedly asked, "Mr. Heshan, do you know this thing?" ”
Qin Feng said with a smile: "Make you go and ask for water!" ”
"Ask about the water?" Liu Bei was stunned for a while.
Zhang Fei behind him laughed, and said in his heart that Mr. Heshan was the temper of my old Zhang. The hateful Zhuge Liang, since he came, the eldest brother only cared about sleeping with him, and didn't sleep with me Lao Zhang.
Liu Bei soon realized that he must have said that the two brothers must have leaked the news. He wiped his sweat and whispered flatteringly: "Sir, the water is no longer good now, and you will need to rely on Mr. in the future!" ”
Qin Feng was taken aback, he never expected Liu Bei to throw Zhuge Liang away like this. However, Qin Feng could naturally guess that this was Liu Bei's means to win people over, and maybe the next moment, he would say the same thing to Zhuge Liang.
At this time, the strange voice of yin and yang came again, "It turns out that Mr. Heshan, who was talking eloquently just now, is nothing more than that, he can't even recognize a beast, what is he talking about Xingbang, what is Jianye, go home and farm!" ”
"Hahaha......." The Jingzhou scholars at the banquet burst out laughing. (To be continued......)