Chapter 615: Fat Beat Zhuge Liang
Zhuge Liang asked how Mount Meru could hide in the matter of Xiaojiezi, and Qin Feng was speechless for a while, which attracted the attention of all the representatives of the wealthy families in Jingzhou.
"Zijin, say it quickly! Defend him! Cao Cao said vigorously.
Qin Feng glared at him, and said in his heart that standing and talking doesn't hurt his back, you can try it if you have the ability.
Cao Cao was taken aback.
At this time, Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan proudly.
And Cai Mao, Zhang Yun and the others shook their heads and looked at Qin Feng, their eyes showing mockery.
This shaking his head and shaking his head brought inspiration to Qin Feng, he suddenly regained his confidence, and deliberately said: "I have heard for a long time that Mr. Kong Ming studied poetry and books when he was in Longzhong, how can he have read one hundred and eighty volumes!" ”
When everyone in Jingzhou heard this, they ridiculed Zhuge Liang again.
Zhuge Liang was disdainful, and said with a confident smile: "Not only a hundred volumes, but also ten thousand volumes!" ”
Qin Feng smiled slightly, his eyes flashing.
Cao Cao saw a clever wit in his heart, and his heart said that it was broken, as soon as Qin Zijin's expression came out, he was about to vomit bad water, and this Zhuge Liang seemed to be unlucky.
I only heard Qin Feng digging a pit and said: "Ten thousand rolls? That's so amazing, I don't know if I read it once and forget it, or if I memorize it by heart? ”
Zhuge Liang said proudly: "Naturally, I know it by heart!" ”
Qin Feng saw Zhuge Liang fall into the pit, hurriedly filled in the soil, and said with a smile: "I don't know where I memorized it?" ”
Zhuge Liang was disdainful, pointed to his forehead with the feather fan in his hand, and said, "Naturally, it's here!" ”
"Admire, admire!" Qin Feng arched his hand in admiration.
Cao Cao on the side was suddenly dumbfounded, and said in his heart No, brother Xian, you will disarm and surrender!
The same is true for Cai Mao, Zhang Yun and others. Face show disdain.
I saw that Qin Feng suddenly picked up an apple from the desk and compared it to Zhuge Liang's smart head. With a sad face, he threw the apple out.
With a bang, the apple fell to the ground. It immediately attracted everyone's attention.
Qin Feng smiled at this time: "This thing is too mysterious, the ten thousand rolls add up to thousands of catties, I think Mr. Kong Ming's head is not much bigger than an apple, how can it fit so much." It seems that Mr. Kong Ming is lying! ”
The participants were all from wealthy families in Jingzhou, and they all read poetry and books. Qin Feng's words were like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, which made them suddenly realize, and they were suddenly stunned and speechless.
Cao Cao laughed. said: "That's it, the little meson can't hide Mount Meru, you people's heads can hide ten thousand books?" Cao Cao smiled at Zhuge Liang and said, "In this way, people are generally people who deceive the world and steal their reputations, and they have ...... thousands of books!" Cao Cao found out of nowhere the two volumes, compared them to Zhuge Liang's head, and then said: "The two volumes can't be hidden, haha." It's ridiculous, ridiculous! ”
"Uh-huh......!" Zhuge Liang originally intended to embarrass Qin Feng, but now he dug his own grave and was embarrassed in front of the big clans in Jingzhou, and he trembled with anger. Pale face, "You...... You....... ”
"You liar!" Qin Feng pointed at Zhuge Liang and smoothed his words.
"Damn. I...... I...... Begging! Zhuge Liang was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and he waved his feather fan and wanted to do it in anger. But now on this occasion, all the people in Jingzhou have arrived. His face turned red and he endured it.
Zhuge Liangren is because he wants to develop in Jingzhou, and Qin Feng won't care so much, "You beg to fight?" Qin Feng raised his eyebrows, and dragged Zhuge Liang over, and after he hit the ground, he crackled.
"Whew!" The scholars who attended the meeting had seen such a bursting scene, and they immediately exclaimed.
Qin Feng kicked Zhuge Liang's kidneys, and scolded angrily in his heart: "Stinky boy, two ministers and thieves, eat and drink the master, read the books given by the master, and the money given by the flower master, and finally ran away." I almost took my lord's life in the valley! ”
Cracking sound.
"Wow, help, help!" Zhuge Liang covered his face with a feather fan and screamed. He was now completely frightened, he could barely believe how this had started, his clever head, which could barely turn, just screamed for help.
"Grass ......!" Qin Feng scolded angrily and glared at Cao Cao, who was stunned next to him.
Cao Cao was clever, and immediately reached out to pull Zhuge Liang's feather fan, stomped on it with one foot, and scolded secretly: "The hateful Zhuge Liang, you deserve to burn the general's hundreds of thousands of troops, and kill you today!" "Cao Cao fought harder and happier than Qin Feng. He has always been unlucky with Qin Feng in his life, but now it is rare to be happy, and it is called ruthless. Big Foot just stomped on Zhuge Liang's handsome white face, jumped up and stomped on it.
'Woo wow, lord, help! Second general, third general, help, woo wow, don't slap your face, don't slap your face, please! Zhuge Liang screamed as he rolled, and blood splattered from his skin and flesh.
The warriors generally kill people with soft knives, and they have never experienced such a fist-to-flesh explosion scene, and everyone stood up and was dumbfounded.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were also stunned, because Qin Feng was also Liu Bei's advisor, they really didn't dare to open Qin Feng to save Zhuge Liang for a while, and they couldn't help but look at Liu Bei.
Liu Bei was also sluggish, but he was worthy of the hero, and soon sobered up, and said urgently: "Save Kong Ming!" ”
Qin Feng was indeed not Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's opponent, and when he saw the two of them stepping forward, he stopped Cao Cao and said, "Don't fight, don't fight!" As he spoke, he kicked Zhuge Liang twice.
"Wow!" Zhuge Liang vomited blood, lay on his back on the ground, and his brain was foggy and groggy for a while.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei saw that the parties stopped, so it was difficult to do it.
After Qin Feng stopped Cao Cao, he took a breath, and said to the people who were stunned: "Everyone heard it, it was Zhuge Liang who took the initiative to beg for a beating." He turned to Cao Cao and said; I've never seen such a need in my life! ”
Cao Cao is also a hero, seeing that Liu Bei's face is not good, he spread his hands and said in Qin Feng's appearance: "Yes, yes." In order to satisfy Mr. Kong Ming's desire to fight, I just did it, don't blame everyone, don't blame! ”
Cai Mao, Zhang Yun, Yi and other Liu cousin's henchmen gasped when they heard the words. They naturally knew that Zhuge Liang just now was because he didn't say all the two sentences, and his heart said that he actually connected the two sick sentences and put people to death, which was really poisonous. Ruthless enough! Despicable enough, shameless enough. is really worthy of Liu Xuande's subordinates, and everyone is going to die!
And Liu Bei. Trembling, he was angry with Qin Feng on the one hand, and on the other hand, he wanted to save the last face. If you are an ordinary person, you can't help vomiting blood. However, Liu Bei deserved to be the most tolerant prince in the Three Kingdoms, and finally endured it, and his mouth trembled for a long time before he trembled: "Heshan...... Mr. He Shan, Kong Ming...... He...... He's just a joke. Jesting....... ”
When Cai Mao, Zhang Yun and others heard this, their eyes fell to the ground. The heart said that this violent beating thing is so confused? It's really worthy of being a monarch!
Under the stunned gaze of everyone, Qin Feng helped Zhuge Liang up, wiped the corners of his bleeding mouth with his sleeve, and said regretfully: "Oops, it turned out to be a misunderstanding, why didn't Mr. Kong Ming make it clear, look at the beaten." It's really gratifying! ”
Cao Cao's heart blossomed, and he said Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, now you kid knows that Qin Zijin is amazing, kill you. You'll have to carry the cauldron yourself. However, he quickly remembered when he suffered a loss, and couldn't help but curse secretly: "Hate Qin Zijin, there is no more shameless person in the world than you!" ”
Zhuge Liang, who was already blue and swollen, roared in his heart. "Damn Heshan, you dare to beat me. You wait, you wait for the division of the army to ....... He couldn't argue with Qin Feng's reasoning. couldn't beat Qin Feng again, so he shook off Qin Feng's hand, covered his face with one hand, stroked his kidney with the other, limped back to his seat, and sat down with grinning.
This is the end of the matter.
Cai Mao, Zhang Yun and other Liu Biao's henchmen did not forget what he had just refuted because Qin Feng beat Zhuge Liang fatly. Kuai Liang, Kuai Yue brothers, Han Song, and Yi were refuted by Qin Feng, and their faces were embarrassed at the moment, and they sat upright and silent.
They were the leading literati in Jingzhou, so the scene fell silent in a strange way. The subordinates were cautious, and no one dared to shuttle back and forth.
More than 100 representatives of the Jingzhou Shi clan whispered. It roughly means that although Liu Bei is embarrassed by internal coaxing, the two strategists are first-class, and it is an indisputable fact that we Jingzhou literati are compared.
When Han Song, Yi and other Jingzhou civil officials heard this, their faces became even more embarrassed. However, after what happened just now, they didn't have the heart to find fault for a while.
Cai Mao smiled secretly when he saw this, as the head of the Jingzhou military general group, although he was not at eye with the civilian official group, Liu Bei was the identity of the guest army. As the same force, it is natural to help the inside and not the outside. At this moment, my heart moved, and I thought of one thing, and said that a few of you bewitched the lord on weekdays, but now you have lost face, it seems that you still need this general to make a move to stump this Heshan.
So, Cai Mao called an officer, and after giving such and such an order, the officer hurriedly left the venue.
At this time, with a singing, Liu Biao came to the venue under the arch guard of the guards.
The crowd stood up to pay their respects.
When Liu Biao sat down at the top, he found that the atmosphere was a little wrong. When he looked at Liu Bei and saw Zhuge Liang's blue nose and swollen pig's head, he was even more taken aback, and wondered: "Hey, Brother Xian, what's wrong with Mr. Kong Ming?" ”
The corners of Zhuge Liang's eyes twitched twice, and he hurriedly blocked his face with a feather fan.
And Qin Feng and Cao Cao glanced at each other and smiled. Cao Cao was familiar with the thumb, and said in his heart: "Virtuous brother, if you really have you, beat Zhuge Liang for nothing." Next time there is such a good thing, you must call it a brother! ”
Liu Bei was embarrassed when he heard this, and he didn't know how to say this mess for a while. However, he also saw that his two strategists fought because they suppressed each other's opponents. The heart said that after going back, I will find an opportunity to reconcile and reconcile, and this power will be used in one place.
At this time, Cai Mao smiled: "I was beaten by Mr. Heshan!" ”
"Oh!" Liu Biao knew that Heshan was also Liu Bei's subordinate, and he was even more puzzled when he heard this.
Under Cai Mao's telling, Liu Biao understood the cause and effect, and said in his heart that Liu Bei's strategists were really fucked up, chewing words. However, when Liu Biao learned that his advisor was compared to Qin Feng, his face did not look good. He thinks that he is much stronger than Liu Bei, so his advisers are also better than Liu Bei, how can he sit back and watch his subordinates be humiliated.
Cai Mao observed the words and took the opportunity to say: "Lord, there is something sent from the barbarian land of Jiaozhou, but there is no one in the Central Plains, and Jiangnan is not allowed to see it. Bring it over and let them recognize it, it will be stumped! (To be continued......)