116th Century Wedding: No Questions Asked (2nd Subscription Monthly Pass)
Facing such an obvious anti-thief jiashi, Suning nodded at Su Dingfang, then stretched out his hand, the gong and drum stopped, Su Dingfang got off the horse, came to the gate of the Qin Mansion, knocked on the door with the knocker, cleared his throat, and shouted loudly: "The thief must fight, the guest must see, report the sister-in-law, come out and see!" ”
Across the gate, a voice also came from inside the Qin Mansion: "If you don't judge the distinguished guests, you have to stop at the door at night?" Who is this gentleman, where is the talent? Why did the spirit come? ”
Su Dingfang shouted: "I am a gentleman of Chang'an, a famous family in Chixian County, so I came to consult and talk about Ronghua, my sister-in-law is as follows, how is it in my body?" "This is the routine, tell people that I am the noble son of the Son of Heaven, nothing to do, just come to visit you, how is your body? It's very boring to have a standing bone-setting wine at home, but the professional maid said that it has to be done.
Then some of them didn't say a few words, and went through the motions, Su Dingfang couldn't bear the words of those aunts and aunts, and directly said that I am here to pick up my daughter-in-law, you can do it, let me go, okay? In the future, there will be a lot of rewards, as soon as this sentence was finished, Suning felt his shoulders sink on both sides, and looked back left and right, Changsun Chong and Li Zhen looked at him with a wicked smile on their faces.
Li Boyao rode his horse to his side and said, "Sanming! Stay safe! Then he laughed, lying on the back of the horse and the sheep went crazy, Changsun Chong and Li Zhen couldn't help but hahadaxiao, and then Cheng Chumo came to Suning, touched the bamboo and rattan helmet in Suning's top hat, and the soft armor in the dress, and patted Suning's shoulder: "Sanming, take care of your body!" Don't put it inside! ”
After saying that, Hahadaxiao also fell on the horse's back. All the strong men also laughed, and Yu Chi Baolin's black object looked at everyone laughing. also cracked his mouth daxiao, and a group of people daxiao without heart and lungs. The laughter infected Suning, because Suning was the only one in the strong man group who would be beaten, these guys were so gloating, Suning felt sad in his heart, but looking at the happiness on Su Dingfang's face, Suning felt that for the happiness of his eldest brother, it was not a big deal to be beaten once.
Slowly came to Su Dingfang's side, and a voice like a talisman came from inside the door: "It's difficult to send a guest." The deer insulted the brocade bed, please get off the horse and discuss it slowly. ”
The meaning of this sentence is to allow Su Dingfang to dismount...... Having said that you have already dismounted, the meaning of this sentence is to allow you to finish all the preparations before opening the gate and start to get to the point - chanting poetry......
Yes, the poetry of the Tang Dynasty, the poems have penetrated into the inside and outside of the Tang Dynasty, up and down, in all aspects. Even if you get married, you should also chant poetry to see if your poetry is good, and then you can decide whether to open the door or not. Of course, there are also routines, and after a set of processes, there are already records and response strategies. Suning found the relevant poems in the divine machine and handed them to Su Dingfang, we are people with identity. Don't use those big road goods.
In fact, at this time, it feels quite like the classical routine of a hero breaking through many barriers to rescue the goddess in his heart, and the wedding in the Tang Dynasty was like this. It is said that if it is too easy for the groom to marry the bride, it will make the groom feel that all this is too easy, and then he will not value the woman, so that the woman will not be happy after marriage, so for this, the woman's family must do their best to make things difficult for the man, so as to ensure that the man pays enough attention to the woman.
Su Dingfang is the hero, and Suning is cannon fodder, watching Su Dingfang clear his throat and prepare to chant poetry, Suning also straightened his mood and prepared to go in and kill, and at the same time checked the red envelopes on his body, and made sure that the number was enough, enough to greet those aunts and grandmothers, if the money was not enough, those aunts and grandmothers would not stop......
"First, it's best not to see each other, so you don't fall in love, and second, it's best not to know each other, so you don't fall in love!" Su Dingfang recited slowly in his deepest and most gentle and affectionate voice according to the rehearsal with Suning in advance, this is the work of the legendary figure Cangyang Gyatso, but unfortunately he is a monk, and his legend is quite mysterious, but his poems are simple and catchy, but the simplicity contains the deepest emotions in the world.
The opening poem doesn't need to be very literary, there are a lot of prepared haode poems behind, enough, the first opening poem, just use this one that looks simple, almost everyone who has read a book and knows a word understands, in fact, it is full of affectionate works.
Of course, it is precisely because this work is simple and easy to understand that so many people will be thrilled after hearing it, indeed, the heartbeat is Suning's first feeling after coming into contact with this work, the avenue is complex, but it is simple, this work, the love of men and women is included in it, of course, these twenty-eight words are just the beginning of one of them, this poem can be long!
So all literate people are thrilled, such as Li Zhen, such as Li Boyao, such as Cheng Chumo, such as the people with relatively high cultural literacy in the strong man group, of course, the black object of Yu Chi Baolin can be ruled out, Changsun Chong kept repeating it, and seemed to have memorized it, and then his eyes lit up, if this work is said to Changle, then ......
There was silence inside the door for a while, and then a voice came: "Su Langjun is brilliantly written, this poem is very simple, but the feelings are deep, I will wait to open the door!" ”
Then the door opened with a bang, and there were many people standing inside, most of them were ladies and some young boys, all of them looked at Su Dingfang with admiration, and they were able to make such affectionate poems, they all felt that Su Dingfang was affectionate to Qin Ziyue, especially some little girls, who were already, and Su Dingfang's appearance as an old handsome guy was also very lethal to little girls.
Su Dingfang is extremely confident in Suning's literary talent, although he is just literate, but this poem is that he also feels a strong sense of truth, for this Su Dingfang is actually a little confused, isn't Erlang before he met us, and a certain lady had a fate? So so unforgettable? Otherwise, how can you make such a sincere poem? So where is that lady?
Su Dingfang thought well, Suning did miss that girl a little, but that girl and him were separated by the gap of time and space, and it was no longer possible to zaijian, and that unforgettable feeling could only be sacrificed in his heart......
Shaking his head, Su Dingfang raised his feet and was about to enter the Qin Mansion to accept the welcome of those ladies, but who knew that Suning immediately rushed over, and dragged Su Dingfang back, Su Dingfang was caught off guard, and was dragged out of the gate of the Qin Mansion by Suning......
Nima! Kill you! So thick!
Looking at the black wooden stick that was thicker than his arm, Suning was startled, what would it be like if that wooden stick hit him? If that wooden stick hit Su Dingfang's body, what would it be like? Su Dingfang also thinks like this, if he is beaten with such a stick, will he live?
Fortunately, the male maid told him this set of procedures in advance, so Suning could react, how could these ladies and bear children who would not stop playing Su Dingfang because of a poem let Su Dingfang pass the test? Sure enough, this big wooden stick is the dismount, and there will be even more terrible next!
"The son-in-law is a woman's dog, and he doesn't have to ask if he kills!"
With such a shout, a large group of little ladies and bear children took out big wooden sticks out of nowhere, took them in their hands and rushed towards Suning and Su Dingfang, that jiashi, there is a great momentum of moving forward, Su Dingfang who looked at it was stunned for a while, fortunately Suning got a warning, and already knew this set of processes, so he immediately rushed to Su Dingfang and shouted: "Ha! Then with one hand, one leg, two eyes round, the tiger's body shook, and the anger of Wang Ba was released! There is a lot of momentum when the husband is closed! What a man!
"Ahh Tap! Ouch! Yes! Lighten it up! Yes! It hurts! Yes! Where are you going?! Yes! The bear child doesn't know how heavy it is! Yes! Help me! Yes! Yo yo yo ......"
Li Boyao Li Zhen and Changsun Chong Cheng Mo laughed and laughed, watching those ladies and children holding big wooden sticks at Suning, and suddenly their hearts were bursts of happiness, applauding and applauding, Suning has always brought them a lot of pressure, especially Changsun Chong has such an experience, but this time seeing Suning being beaten so embarrassed, they realized that Suning is just a very ordinary person......
The strong man group laughed and applauded, Su Dingfang was slightly worried when he saw Suning being beaten, but soon he couldn't protect himself, there were too many people who wanted to beat Suning, who let him stand up by himself? But there were too many people who beat and the people who followed behind couldn't find a place, so they had to come to Su Dingfang, but they all had to be warned, and they could only mean it to the groom's officials, and it would not be beautiful if it was broken.
So Su Dingfang was just symbolically surrounded and smoked, Suning was really surrounded and pumped, fortunately he got the treasure that Cheng Yanjin used to survive and the equipment provided by the people who came over, a soft armor and a bamboo rattan helmet, so he saved his life, didn't he? So it doesn't hurt so much to hit the body, and Suning screamed so loudly and just pretended, but these ladies can't know that they have equipment, otherwise it wouldn't be like this, how terrifying an angry woman is, Suning knows it deeply......
After all, the girls and children have limited physical strength, and they will be tired after playing for a little longer, and there are not a few who stop out of breath, Suning took out the happy money hidden in his arms at the right time, and handed it to these aunts and bear children, and the aunts and grandmothers and bear children were naturally happy to get the happy money, so they stopped fighting, they felt that this goods were quite beaten, and they could still pay bribes with a smile after fighting for so long......
Call! No wonder Lao Cheng has lived until now, that soft armor is really easy to use! There is also this bamboo and rattan helmet, how else can it be said that there are policies and countermeasures? Stupid earthlings, do you still think that the old man can only be beaten? (To be continued......)
PS: PS: I was surprised to find that Ah Yan ranked first on the newcomer subscription list, and I was inexplicably excited, in order to thank the readers for their enthusiasm, I added a new chapter today, and I will present it at six o'clock