One hundred and seventeenth century weddings passed five levels and six generals

But just as the Long March of thousands of miles has taken a beginning, and escaping this catastrophe is only the beginning, the real tragedy is still to come, how can it be so easy to marry a bride? Think beautifully! Seeing that Su Dingfang was almost out of breath with only one breath left, a little lady brought a glass of wine and said with a smile: "The wine is peach wine, and in the future, the envoy will be happy to drink it, and it will be extended to the spring of ten thousand years." ”

Su Dingfang felt thirsty, and when he saw a glass of wine, he was going to drink it, Suning snatched the wine glass with a quick hand, splashed it, and smiled at the little lady: "The wine is peach wine, taste it with the master first, and my sister-in-law is not often?" Its wine is sprinkled on the south wall. ”

This is the second level, at this time the wine served is actually added with sweat medicine, as long as you drink it will be poured immediately, of course, the groom official who drank it is basically not, as long as the experienced best man protects, the groom himself generally will not drink, it is estimated that Su Dingfang is thirsty, do not doubt him, Suning gave Su Dingfang a look, Su Dingfang suddenly realized: "After giving up a garden of leeks, but it is still the same, Lang asked the second sister-in-law, why do you do medicine and wine!" ”

This son-in-law is not stupid......

This is almost the end of the toss, this is also a cutscene, no one has ever thought about torturing the groom and the groom too much, after all, the wedding has been decided, marry the chicken and marry the dog with the dog, it's all like this, what else can you break up? So an older lady beckoned the little ladies and the bear children to withdraw in one go, and said to Su Dingfang with a smile: "Su Langjun, this first level is passed, please be admitted to the hospital." ”

Suning breathed a sigh of relief, this level is over, and the meat scene is almost over. Don't be beaten much, of course, it's not so easy to marry a wife, the road is long, let's take our time, enter the yard, or the front yard, we will face the problem of opening the middle door and continuing to go inside, how to open the middle door? Assault hammer? Apparently no, a large army attacking the city? Brain-kicked by a donkey? The only way is to chant poetry!

The poem-like Tang Dynasty. Poetry-like folk customs. Poetry-like everything......

There are still many places that need to be recited in the back, but it doesn't matter, Su Dacai has already prepared a wedding poetry collection gift package for Su Dingfang, which is full of descriptions of the pain of lovesickness. A poem that describes a deep attachment to your sweetheart. Although at this time there is usually a set of verses. But it's really boring, how could Su Dacai allow his eldest brother's wedding to be featureless? Self-original, too, is allowed.

Facing the locked middle door. Su Dingfang chanted deeply: "The moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time; The lover complains about the night, and he is lovesick at night. The candle is extinguished, and the light is full, and the clothes are dewed; It's unbearable to give away, and it's a good time to sleep. This is the poetry of Zhang Jiuling, the famous minister of the Kaiyuan Dynasty, and it also reflects the deep feelings of longing, and now, there is more of a strong resentment against these shameless blockers, so after a period of coldness, the door opened......

"This poem is sincere and affectionate, Bo Yao, you say, is this what Su Dalang can do? Su Dalang is a man in the army! The strong man group was also whispering constantly, Li Zhen felt this affectionate poem, and asked Li Boyao beside him, Li Boyao nodded: "I think so, this is indeed not like Su Dalang can do it, even a martial artist like me can feel that this poem is extraordinary, isn't it Sanming?" ”

Li Boyao raised such doubts, and Changsun Chong immediately said: "This is possible, but unless such a poem with real affection is really experienced, how can it be experienced and feel the wonders?" You say, does Sanming already have a favorite woman? ”

The gossip came out, and the fire of gossip burned brightly......

Cheng Chumo liked to join in the fun, so he followed up and expressed his opinion: "When I was in the school, I looked at Sanming and the daughter of the king of Hejian County A little wrong!" Cheng Chumo didn't know Li Ruihan's name, but others knew, of course, he also got to the point, and suddenly several sluts had some thoughts in their hearts......

The middle door was wide open, and the little lady and the bear children looked at Su Dingfang with adoring eyes, as if looking at the prince, and the leading lady was even more appreciative: "Su Langjun, this pass has also passed, please enter the middle gate!" ”

They naturally didn't know that this was from Suning, and there was no need to ask this, but it was certain that after today, with the speed at which these women spread gossip, the whole Tang Dynasty would soon become popular with these famous lovesick works, Suning didn't intend to be known by everyone that he did it himself, otherwise it would cause unexpected trouble, so he instructed Su Dingfang early in the morning, and he must not say that it was written by himself, otherwise, how to explain the truth in it?

The middle door was wide open, Su Dingfang took the strong man group to the inside, entered the middle gate, and there was another man-made pile in front of him, locked, obviously unable to pass, how to pass? He meows and sings poetry......

"Enter my lovesick door, know that I am lovesick, long-term lovesickness, long-term memory, and short-term lovesickness are infinite." Su Dingfang continued to chant deeply, aside, Li Taibaijun's poem is also a superb lovesickness, but I don't know, who is Li Taibai thinking? Anyway, what Su Dingfang was thinking about must be Qin Ziyue.

As soon as they heard this poem, several sluts looked at Suning with even more playful eyes, they had already determined that Suning had someone in his heart......

The man-made pile was opened in response, Su Dingfang's lovesickness is already the third song, the first song tells the lovesickness, the pain of lovesickness, these little ladies and bear children who block the door are no longer strange, but they are envious, jealous and hateful for Su Dingfang's affection and Qin Ziyue, a famous old girl, who can get such a husband...... Except for bear children......

The three levels are connected with three lovesick works, each one is different, but it tells the lovesickness, for this, what else do they have except envy, jealousy and hatred? Mighty and majestic, brilliant, affectionate, single-minded, this is almost the standard model of Prince Charming in the hearts of every girl in the feudal era, Su Dingfang is not only a mighty soldier, but now he is labeled as an affectionate little prince, so what?

Breaking through the third level, Su Dingfang led the strong man group to rush towards the fourth level, which was the Zuihou in front of the main hall of the old man's house, and what was needed to open the door of the main hall. Naturally, he meowed poetry......

Su Dingfang's mind came up with Suning's advice to him that night: "Big brother, this is a crucial step, because you are going to face Yigong directly, if you want to impress Yigong and Mrs. Qin, you have to express it like this, remember, after chanting this poem, you have to want Yigong to express your sincere feelings for your sister-in-law, remember, you must be attentive!" ”

So Su Dingfang sorted out his thoughts. looked at Suning. Su Ning nodded, Su Dingfang also nodded, and said affectionately: "Ruthless is not as affectionate as bitter." An inch is still a million wisps; When there is poverty at the end of the world, there is only endless lovesickness. ”

This is Yan Shu's famous lyrics. Suning chose the second half for Su Dingfang. The first half of the que is not very appropriate. The second half of the que is more realistic, the four prime ministers' lovesickness, Suning will not be able to enter the eyes of Old Man Qin! Of course. With the shrewdness of Old Man Qin, it is not difficult to see that this is not the work of Su Dingfang......

"Your Excellency! The party is here, and the love is sincere! Since acquaintance, Dingfang suffers from lovesickness every day, and feels that one day is not seen as if every other three autumns, this time I came, but I beg the adults to love their daughters, welcome the temple, and hope that the adults will be fulfilled! Su Dingfang chanted a poem, shouted loudly at the gate, and then bowed deeply, and after a while, the door opened, Qin Qiong stood in front of the door, Mrs. Qin stood beside Qin Qiong, looking at Su Dingfang with a smile, Qin Qiong supported Su Dingfang's arm with one hand and helped Su Dingfang up.

"Dingfang, your affection for the old man is already clear, the old man is very pleased, not the wrong person, you are indeed a man who stands up to the sky, entrusting the little girl to you, the old man is very relieved, the old man is blessed, he has waited for more than 20 years, and finally got a good son-in-law, the little daughter is also blessed, get this husband, the old man is already relieved, come in! Treat the little girl well, the old man is not very grateful. Qin Qiong held Su Dingfang's hand, and sincerely made Su Dingfang's eyes red, and Mrs. Qin also shed tears and patted Su Dingfang's shoulder.

Entering the main hall, is to enter the topic, to take care of their bride in the backyard leisurely invite out, at this time, you need to read a hypnotic poem, outside the bride's boudoir, affectionately read a hypnotic poem, and then everyone coaxed together, the bride urged out, you can enter the next step, and this hypnotic poem, is the richest Jishu content of the poem, must not be a turtle, must be affectionate, because this time is often the woman is the most difficult for the man, can not come out too early, lest the groom feel that this is easy, and he will look down on the bride after marriage.

"It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, and the east wind is powerless. The spring silkworm is dead to the end, and the wax torch turns to ash and tears begin to dry. Xiaojing but the clouds and temples have changed, and the night chant should feel the cold moonlight. There is no way to go to Pengshan, and the blue bird is diligent to visit. ”

If you talk about love poems, the late Tang Dynasty poet Li Shangyin is undoubtedly a leader, the love poems he wrote are affectionate, affectionate, and everywhere reveal the deep affection for the lover, is to express the author's deep longing for the lover even the blue bird is moved, willing to act as a messenger for the protagonist, convey the love, so it is the most suitable to use here.

This poem can be said to be a quintessential poem than Fang Cai's four poems, the paragraph is affectionate and overflowing, it is more suitable for use here, urging the bride to come out quickly, Qin Ziyue has already heard about Su Dingfang's previous four love poems from her friends, if you usually have some doubts about how a big old man can chant such an affectionate poem, but in this situation, Qin Ziyue has already sunk into Ailang's deep affection, and she has no resistance at all.

What's more, the zuihou blow brought by this zuihou poem directly drunk Qin Ziyue's girlish heart, Qin Ziyue couldn't bear it, and almost immediately got up and rushed out into Su Dingfang's arms, detailing the pain of lovesickness for the past three days, feeling Su Dingfang's warm and broad embrace, if it wasn't for the experienced sister-in-law beside her, Qin Ziyue would have really rushed out......

At this moment, the women's relatives and friends outside and the men's strong men are all drunk by this poem, and they are deeply immersed in the affectionate atmosphere created by this poem. So Suning shouted at the top of his voice: "Bride! Rush it out! ”

After this shouting, the strong men in the strong man group were woken up and remembered their duties, so everyone shouted together to the beat: "New woman, urge out!" Bride, rush out! Bride, rush out! Bride, rush out! Bride, urge out ......" (to be continued......