Xu Hao didn't expect to be calculated by a group of villains, and when he came back from Hangzhou, he felt a little unwell, he didn't feel anything, but frightened the whole family, and the old lady strictly ordered him not to go far again, he had to be cured at home, and Xiangyu was with him every step of the way.

Due to the medical level of this era, Xu Hao was worried about infecting his family, so he spent all day recuperating in the study. Read books every day, write and write, and discuss with Xiangyu what they like to see, and Qingshuang and they come to visit from time to time, but they are not too lonely.

Besides, Wu Qiguang and Shi Conghuang went out, and happened to see Qu Youzui happily walking at the mouth of the alley, Shi Conghuang called him and said: "Brother Qu, I haven't seen you for three days, my face is much whiter, where do you get the brilliance?" ”

Qu Grease Mouth said: "What kind of color? I lost twenty taels of silver the day before, and I thought about turning the book, but I spent three nights in a row, and I lost half of my body, and I couldn't live anymore. I thought about going to Uncle Xu to borrow some silver, wasn't this just going to find him. ”

Wu Qiguang said: "You never take the two of us with you in this kind of thing, it's not enough to be friendly." Let's go to the bar for three drinks and talk for a while. ”

Qu Youzui saw some eating and drinking, and followed them into a restaurant with a smile, and ordered a bowl of oily eel, a large bowl of braised meat, a large plate of fried gluten, a large plate of newly listed Disanxian, and two catties of Taihe Shochu.

After eating and drinking for a while, Shi Conghuang said, "I heard that you borrowed silver from Xu Sanye?" We are all following the Xu family, but there is no such good creation. ”

Qu Youzui swallowed a mouthful of meat into his stomach and said, "If you borrow it and pay it back, what is there to envy?" Now that all the money has been lost, if it weren't for the fact that I had lost a few taels of capital to invite wine, and didn't get him one or two thousand silver, it wouldn't be a means. ”

Wu Qiguang said: "Brother, don't boast. In addition to the drama around us, Xu Sanye is not a good man. What means can you have? ”

Qu Youzui smiled: "You know that he is not good at men, and you also know that he is good at women, right?" Last night, I accompanied the uncle to the opposite door of Zhang's mansion, and the third master also went, the uncle had lovesickness, and it was for the sister-in-law of the second wife of the Zhang family, but he was tricked and splashed with feces and became an enemy. I secretly observed that Xu Sanye also seems to have lovesickness, and eighty percent covets the beauty, otherwise why do you look at her frequently? ”

It turned out that Da Su had a birthday yesterday. Xu Wen had to go over to congratulate him on his birthday, and he was embarrassed to take his daughter-in-law Xiao Su to Zhang's house, so he pulled Xu Hao to accompany him.

Wang Xia came out with the Da Su clan to thank her, Xu Hao took a few more glances at this woman who dared to tease Xu Wen, who would have thought that Qu Youzui thought that he was worried about others, and Wang Xia was beautiful, Xu Hao couldn't help but admire it.

Wu Qiguang said: "Xu Sanye thinks that the sister-in-law of Mrs. Zhang is also easy to get started, and the two families come and go so frequently. The third master was born to attract bees and butterflies, and in terms of appearance, status, status, and money, those girls couldn't wait to go to his bed, it was so simple. ”

"So my brother doesn't know?" Shi Conghuang smiled and said: "That lady's sister-in-law is Second Master Zhang's grandmother." Where is it easy for the third master to get it? Even the uncle was disgraced and reduced to a laughing stock. ”

Wu Qiguang said: "I see! I know a few people from the Su family, and since my daughter married into Zhangfu, she has been swaggering all day long. It's so unexciting, it's really enviable. ”

Shi Conghuang said: "This is far away. You and I don't have any sisters, where can I find fairy beauties? Lao Qu also has a daughter. Take the lead for him. has become the third master's concubine, he is the old father-in-law, and you are a matchmaker. ”

"." Qu Youzui drank a bowl of wine and burped, "Can my ugly girl have such a good life?" I can't wait to send it to Xu's house. Although there are no beauties around us, someone can borrow it, and the capital of five or six taels of silver is good. ”

Shi Conghuang asked, "What do you have in mind?" Let's discuss it, and five or six taels of silver will be enough. ”

At that moment, Qu Flim Mouth whispered like this, Wu Qiguang perked up after hearing it, and said: "It's really wonderful!" Yours is the real thing. ”

Shi Conghuang groaned for a while, not thinking deeply about the consequences of offending Xu Hao's strictness, but bent on taking more benefits, and said: "You don't have to borrow other people's daughters, and you don't have to spend money to pay for it afterwards, anyway, it's okay to not let him succeed, and the one in my family still has a bit of grace, I'll go back and discuss." But when the money arrives, I have to take two portions. ”

Wu Qiguang said: "If this can be done, the first hair is foolproof, and the sister-in-law's appearance is no less than that concubine, and my brother should be divided into two parts." ”

The three of them said yes, and ate seven or eight bowls of noodles, like a hungry ghost reincarnated, Wu Qiguang took the initiative to pay the bill and walked to the door.

On the third day, Xu Hao was sitting in the house, watching Yingchun standing in the center of the petals, looking sad.

Danzi ran in and said, "There is a Mr. Qu who said that he is the uncle's person and wants to see you." ”

Xu Hao said casually: "Please come in." ”

Yingchun, who was immersed in the sadness of spring and autumn, came back to his senses and was about to come over to prepare tea, Xu Hao waved his hand and said: "Go back to the garden, write poems and paintings with them, I just have eggs." ”

Yingchun saw that he insisted on doing so, so he left on his own, because Liu was also sick and Xiangyu was not there. After a while, Qu Flimbo walked in quickly, stepped forward and said, "The little one is going to meet the third master." ”

Xu Hao said: "What happened? Dressed in a grand crown. ”

Qu Youzui, dressed as a scribe, was dressed in fluttering clothes, as if he was solemn when he went to worship the Confucian Temple, and replied: "Today, the late brother prepared some melons and fruits, and I respectfully invite the third master to come, and I dare not come without dressing." ”

Xu Hao said: "You also know that I am recuperating at home, except for the relatives and neighbors around me, the old lady does not allow me to go out, and I will not be free to come again." ”

Qu Youzui said calmly: "I heard that the third master was fine, so I dared to enter the mansion; Because of the old lady's strict order, so I came in the evening, I want the third master to be bored at home, it is better to go out for a walk, there is no one else in the seat, they are all late-born friends. ”

Xu Hao thought for a while and said, "It seems that if I don't go, I will live up to your hospitality." Well, eggs, you go and call your uncles. ”

"Yes!" Danzi quickly agreed.

"Wait." Qu Youzui hurriedly said: "The late life has already prepared a sedan chair, because the place is narrow, please ask the third master to take a few less." ”

It was also Xu Hao's carelessness in Jingzhou, and there was always a time when people were paralyzed and careless, so he said without thinking: "Then don't bring it, let's go." ”

It stands to reason that he said on the surface that he didn't bring anyone, so there would definitely be guards responsible for secretly following, but the problem was that he forgot that Danzi was not familiar with the rules of the house, and he really thought that he would not bring anyone. When I came again, Wang Xuanhong came to look for her son. Eggs also forgot to say.

Coming out of the back door, Xu Hao sat directly in the sedan chair, and the family guarding the door didn't dare to ask, watching him go.

Not long after arriving at Qu's house, Wu Qiguang and Shi Conghuang took people into the house, handed over tea, and set up a sumptuous feast.

Shi Conghuang said: "The weather is hot and humid tonight, change the Fenjiu to cool down, and the third master will drink a few glasses." ”

Xu Hao said: "Fenjiu is good, but it's too clear. I also have a lot of stamina, so I don't dare to drink more. ”

Shi Conghuang smiled: "Who doesn't know the huge number of three masters? This is a few years of aging, so it's okay. ”

After drinking for a while, because Xu Hao was not familiar with them and had nothing to say, Wu Qiguang said: "The late students are coarse and well-versed in literature and ink, it is better to make a wine order, and ask the third master to choose an easy one." ”

It turns out that Xu Hao is often influenced by his own women's variety of wine orders, and he was not good at this before. Now when he goes out to party, he often kills all sides with wine, and over time he has become famous.

Xu Hao took a look, and there was a color basin and four dice on the small table next to him. Take it and say: "Throw it away, you don't need to eat wine if you have red, no matter the poems and songs, just have a red letter." There is no red one. Have a glass of wine and tell a joke; I can't say the red letters, and I can't tell the jokes. Drink three glasses in a row. ”

Qu Youzui said happily: "The third master commanded, we all obeyed the order, but the third master, as an officer, has a good joke here, and the third master also has to congratulate him on a cup as a reward." ”

Shi Conghuang and Wu Qiguang echoed one after another, and the good and obedient words of sycophants can be said to come as soon as they opened their mouths, although Xu Hao was used to hearing flattery, but he couldn't help but be made fluttered by these professional helpers, and nodded in agreement.

Xu Hao dried the cup and threw it away. Three red, said: "One color of apricot blossoms red ten miles." ”

Qu Youzui praised: "The third master threw three 'reds', which is Fu Lushou's arch and is rich and noble. If the third master says a few more red words, even we have to be blessed, so please invite the third master to eat this welcome cup, and only dare to accept the order in his later life. ”

Xu Haoxin said that no wonder they all like to help, look at what he said? Shi Conghuang had already poured a glass of wine, handed it over with his attentive hands, and had to take a sip of it.

Qu Youzui threw four 'threes' and said: "Let me tell me a joke about my hometown, we Anhui officials don't speak well, just like these four threes, it's always a little worse, don't laugh at the third master."

I have a friend in my hometown who reads books, and he really follows the rules and refuses to take a step. It was his father who said 'Jishi', so he didn't dare to say the word 'Jishi', and every time he read the poem to the chapter of 'Wild Dead Elk', he replaced Jishi with his father.

One day, a relative's house ordered a new Hanlin, and we all went to report the good news. One of them was short-sighted and could not read the words on the good news, and said to my friend, 'I hate that my eyes are not good, and I don't know what is written in the good news of Hanlin, please read it to me.' ’

My friend recited aloud: 'Good news: so-and-so in your mansion, the second class of the palace test, and the father of the Hanlin Academy was appointed by order. ’”

Xu Hao laughed, and was naturally poured a glass of wine. Shi Conghuang said "Thousands of purples and thousands of reds are always spring", Wu Qiguang did not throw "red", ate wine first, and said: "My hometown Jiangxi countryside has children, all of whom are named after seeing things. There is a family of two concubines, who are pregnant one after another.

One day, my sister-in-law gave birth to a daughter, asked her husband to go out to see, and then came back to take a name. The husband came to the garden and saw a woman peeing there with her ass pouting, and he saw the pussy, and came back and named his daughter "Pussy, but fortunately it was a milk name, and it was not spread."

Later, when her brother and sister gave birth to a son, her man came out and saw a vendor selling baskets, so he named him "Basket". Unexpectedly, two years later, the "pubic household" died of pox, and the basket grew up to go to school, and when he came home from school, he made a gesture towards his aunt and mother. My sister-in-law was sad and said to her younger siblings: 'It's a pity that my 'pussy' is dead, if it's still there, my 'pussy' is bigger than your 'basket'!' ’”

Poof, Xu Hao squirted out a sip of wine, and everyone laughed with him, but in fact, this story was told by Wu Qiguang.

Shi Conghuang had already poured a full bottle of wine, and said with a smile: "Didn't the third master hear, the second brother Wu's family has such a big yin, the third master might as well eat one more cup and try what it tastes like." ”

Wu Qiguang deliberately raised his hand and hit him, Xu Hao said with a smile: "Don't dare." (To be continued......)