Chapter 891: Third Master Xu who became a thief
After drinking four or five glasses of wine in a row, Xu Hao no longer has the amount of alcohol he had when he was young, although he was not drunk, he didn't notice that they were hiding words in their words.
And the three of them colluded, and they cooperated with each other very tacitly, telling jokes and stinky feet, so Xu Hao ate seven or eight glasses of wine.
Xu Hao saw that the wine was drunk, and he would be drunk if he drank it again, so he got up and said goodbye, and said with a smile: "I've bothered me tonight, I'll be the host in the future, and we'll talk about it again." ”
The three of them Yin Yin kept it again and again, and Shi Conghuang said meaningfully: "I also brought a thing to persuade you to drink in the late life, and the third master has to be rewarded no matter what." ”
Xu Hao saw that he took out a Western beauty, which seemed to be the usual plaything of the Venetian aristocracy, about seven inches high, an authentic Roman statue, with the same proportions as a real person, exquisite carving, perfect body without inches, arms holding wine vessels, I don't know which goddess it is, I feel that it should be Venus, the god of beauty.
Xu Hao was not as attentive as they were, so he thought that he would finish the last glass of wine and leave, who knew that such a large glass of Fenjiu would soon be unable to distinguish between east and west, north and south.
Xu Hao, who was crumbling, was really drunk, and said in a daze: "Come on, help me go back." After speaking, he raised the beauty glass again and said with a smile: "There is wine today and drunk today, let's drink it full!" ”
Half an hour later, the drunk man fell unconscious.
Qu Youzui said proudly: "My plan has been accomplished, just wait to listen to the good news." ”
The three of them looked at each other and smiled, helped Xu Hao to the bedroom to lie down, and when he was in a very complicated mood, Cong Huang called his wife Rushi in, in order to avoid embarrassment, the men did not speak, turned around and hid.
Rushi is twenty-four years old this year, with a middle-aged appearance, a very sweet smile, and a slender body with a pair of straight and round long legs. It's a pity that I can't be proud of it in this era, and when I am short from yellow, Xiao Ding Ding is the smallest, and every time I have sex, I finish it hastily. Since Ling Ru's marriage, he has not enjoyed the taste.
However, when Huang thought that his wife's legs were too long, the place was too deep and did not fit the 'size', and he didn't know how to appreciate it.
Shi Conghuang instructed his wife, as soon as the man comes to his senses, you should quickly lie down beside him, and shout vigorously, We have called three or four ruffians to cooperate in defrauding him of his money. This is a real rich man, and he doesn't care about it when he is idle.
Rushi asked who it was, and at first Huang Zhiwu was reluctant to say, but she said angrily: "If you don't say it, then don't think that I will do this shameless thing." ”
Shi Conghuang had no choice but to say: "It's Xu Sanye of the British Mansion, such a first-class nobleman, speaking of which, you can lie down with him, and it is also the creation you cultivated in your previous life." ”
Such as a woman's family. I don't know very well where Xu Sanye is sacred, as the saying goes, people are poor and short-minded, since it is her husband's idea, then she can't say that she has to give it up for the sake of silver. Because even if you make a show, what is the difference between losing your body and losing your body?
Tonight, she peeked behind the screen for a long time, and saw that Xu Hao's appearance and temperament were rare. On the other hand, those three are really one heaven and three underground, and they are really envious of such rich and handsome. Ripples suddenly rippled in my heart.
The emotionally moved Rushi secretly said Since my husband is shameless first, then don't blame me for having a relationship with Xu Lang, I can have a spring breeze with such a Lang Jun for a while, and I am willing to die.
The bedroom is on the west side of the main house, and there is a courtyard alone, and Rushi goes out first to close the courtyard door, and the three of them are still drinking and laughing in the hall.
Walking into the room, Rushi put the lampstand in front of the bed with a red face, stretched out his hand to grope Xu Hao's face, and muttered: "They shamelessly calculated you, and they actually made the slave family an introduction, and afterwards they got money to eat, drink and have fun, but I will be ridiculed for the rest of my life?" Hum! I want to let him lose his wife from Huang and break his army, don't be afraid, I will let you go, just for a long time. ”
The star-eyed Rushi gently unbuttoned the pink and white single yarn pants, took off the cotton shorts, and was surprised to see that the red-faced thing was more than twice her husband's size.
Rushi, who was already drunk, couldn't help but lean down and open his mouth.
Here Xu Hao was stimulated, and dimly thought that he was at home, I don't know who was so naughty, closed his eyes and habitually flipped his body, pressed Rushi under him at once, and skillfully took off the other party's clothes.
Ru's whole person was numb, and obediently helped the man take off his clothes, and soon the two sheep-like men and women were entangled together.
For half an hour, Rushi, whose hair was messy, was panting, got up and wiped it gently for the man with satisfaction, and then hugged Xu Hao with both hands, and said affectionately: "Does the uncle recognize the slave family?" ”
After some exercise, Xu Hao regained his senses somewhat, and when he heard the voice was very unfamiliar, he quickly got up and saw that it was a strange beauty, with a pair of long legs that were unusually dazzling, and asked, "Who are you?" ”
The naked Rushi hurriedly said: "Don't worry, the slave family will explain to you." ”
At the moment, Xu Hao listened quietly while enjoying the beautiful scenery, it turned out that it was the three of Qu Youzui who set up an immortal jump, and it was really bold to sneer in his heart, but at the same time, he muttered, where did his own people die?
It seems that this is the first affair in the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Qiaoqiao is not counted, this is a real married woman, and the women Xu Hao has experienced are basically with him, if this is exposed, then how to deal with this Rushi in front of him?
When forced to take Huang Xiu's wife home, it is naturally easy, the problem is to get his wife home in vain, not to mention other people's opinions, he is unwilling to do it first, even if Rushi is a heavenly immortal? Not that way.
After thinking about it, Xu Hao decided to choose to wait quietly and watch the changes, pretending to be surprised, and said: "I am a loyal person, how can they set up such a poisonous plan to trap me in injustice?" I hope you will save me. ”
Rushi said: "Don't panic, uncle, the slave doesn't plan to save you, and he won't explain the matter." ”
With skin-to-skin kisses, women don't need to pretend to be shy, they don't wear a single piece of their clothes, they take the initiative to put on pants for Xu Hao, and they kiss Xiao Ding Ding reluctantly, with a charming smile.
She simply put on her mattress pants, tied her belly pocket, and took Xu Hao's hand and walked out, saying: "In the Shi family next door, my father went out, and there is only one daughter in the family, who is good friends with me. Uncle climbed over the wall and hid, and when he went home at dawn, no one dared to offend you anymore. It's just that you can't forget the slave family. Anyway, thinking of tonight's love, there is an open space outside the back door of my room, you can sneak in, he gambles and eats and drinks outside all day long, and he is not at home when he is free. ”
Not to mention, Xu Hao felt a sense of freshness in his heart, can he not feel fresh? At the same time, I also secretly remind myself that there are some things that I can't do, and doing them often hurts others and myself.
Xu Hao asked, "I will receive your affection, but I am leaving." They must not embarrass you? ”
Rushi reluctantly snuggled in his arms, like an octopus, and said intoxicatedly: "Don't worry, I have my own plans." ”
If she is caught in bed, Xu Hao will definitely protect her, even if she really cheats, what can she do? As a man, you have to be responsible, and you have to be even more responsible if you do something wrong, kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy, and letting the man beat and scold. I don't even dare to let out a fart, where is my ability to hook up with a woman? Disgraceful.
Of course, it was right to pretend to be a turtle grandson at that time, so that the situation would not escalate, but such things. The unluckiest is always the woman. Of course, from a secular point of view, sluts definitely deserve it.
Anyway, he didn't get caught, Xu Hao was not worried. Catch the traitor and catch the double! Have the ability to find out the evidence of Lao Tzu.
saw Rushi bring a short ladder and help him climb up, and she hid the ladder again. Go and open the back door.
Xu Hao jumped into the courtyard next door, thinking that Rushi would go back to the room, get dressed and lie down, and wait for the men to rush in, and said in a daze, why are there no people? I slept when I was tired and didn't do anything.
I don't know what Rushi thinks, Xu Hao naturally couldn't guess that she was worried about forgetting her, and deliberately caused a scandal between the two, so that some people would often talk about this in the future, in short, her next moment was unpredictable.
Hearing Rushi seem to be standing in the yard and crying, Xu Hao's heart skipped a beat, you don't know the rhythm of slipping away after being eaten by me? Sister, let's not bring such a play.
In an instant, several men rushed in from outside, and Rushi was still wearing only a pair of single pants, revealing her proud long legs, and her upper body was only a mandarin duck belly pocket.
Rushi clasped his hands to his chest and shouted, "I called my husband, what are you doing when you come in?" ”
The leader looked at her thigh fiercely and said, "We are here to catch the traitor for the good things you have done." ”
What he didn't want to do was a slap in the face, and scolded: "What's the traitor, the thief has already run away." ”
Inexplicably, everyone looked at each other, and Rushi rushed to Shi Huang, who was following behind, and cried: "You who have suffered a thousand knives, you can't afford to support your wife, you tell me to be ugly, and you call so many people to humiliate me, what am I going to do?" ”
At this time, it is equivalent to a naked Rushi, even if she doesn't admit it, isn't it clear that she was taken advantage of? didn't lose his body, so Xu Hao ran a fart? Aren't you a thief?
However, as long as Ru denied it and there was no conclusive evidence, how could Cong Huang admit it when he came again? So this matter can only be a tacit affair in the future.
This move stunned me from yellow to angry, my wife looks good, can a man bear it? Why did you take off her clothes? Oops, it's unlucky, and I screamed in my heart that this time I really lost my wife and broke my soldiers.
And Xu Hao, who was squatting next door, also secretly complained, sure enough, bad things can't be done, you see, you didn't do anything, so why did Mrs. look like this? Why did you Xu Sanye run away?
Qu Youzui pointed to the back door and shouted: "He walked through the back door, he can't go far, let's chase after it, and then talk about it when we catch someone." ”
Angry Shi Cong Huang also followed everyone to rush away, leaving Ru alone, she showed a smile on her face, reluctantly glanced at the wall, turned around and went back to the room to taste the aftertaste.
Next door is a reading family, and my daughter gets up early, washes her hair in the room naked, and is busy drying it.
At a glance, he saw a figure flash through the half-open window, and hurriedly shouted: "Someone, there is a thief." ”
Xu Hao ran in a few steps and said, "I'm not a thief, I was plotted by someone and hid in your house, and the lady next door can testify." ”
My daughter is fourteen or fifteen years old this year, very delicate and lovely, listening to his tone does not look like a thief, and I am worried that I will be forced by him, I am so frightened that I tremble, I hurriedly put on my clothes, and asked: "Running to someone's house at night, aren't you afraid of Wang Fa?" Get out quickly, or I'll call someone to arrest you and send you to the official." ”
Xu Hao said: "Then I'll leave now, offended." ”
"Wait." The daughter suddenly asked, "Are you Xu Sanye?" ”
Xu Hao said strangely: "That's right, you know me?" (To be continued......)