"Pass the order, after Zhuge Liang crosses the road, he will definitely be clean. At that time, the assault ...... launched. ”

Qin Feng really couldn't imagine how tens of thousands of troops marched on the road, and after the arrangement, he was impatient, so he took Dian Wei and Xu Chu to take a small road to see.

This kind of thing is definitely a long insight, Pang Tong felt that if he didn't look at it, he would be haunted in this life, so he chased up and shouted: "King, wait for me, I'll go and see it too!" ”

So, the four of them went to the secret place to check without guards.

After a while, four riders appeared somewhere in the dense forest, wearing masks on their faces and masks on their horses' noses to keep them from startling.

One of the literati on the ride was dry and thin, habitually touched his nose, and said, "King, I really didn't expect that Zhuge Liang would really take the road!" ”

The golden-armored man said: "This is clever but mistaken by cleverness...... ”

There is a waist and ten around, and suddenly said: "King, look, it's coming!" ”

Everyone suddenly got up and looked towards the road, only to see a Biao army horse marching with difficulty.

On the endless road, a thick layer of feces and urine. , there are clumps, there are circles, and there are. The urine is golden, and the feces on it becomes a dung soup, which flows sideways. Buzzing flies are everywhere, flying in a low-altitude bombardment pattern.

In the dung soup, there are also feces and all kinds of undigested food residues.

In such an environment, the allied forces of Zhu and Lu marched painfully. With every step, there will be a sound of, smacking. Clusters of lumpy were trampled into mud, feces and urine flew all over the body, and the swarm of flies exploded with a bang. This is simply intolerable. Everyone, with bitter faces covering their mouths and noses. I still can't stop the stench from rushing into my heart and lungs, and I just think I'm going to die.

Looking down from the sky. It is even more difficult to describe with words. I saw a road for several miles, tens of thousands of people drowning their mouths and noses and stepping on feces, and dancing with mosquitoes and flies. Under the footsteps of everyone, the road overflowed and expanded, and the stench became even more monstrous, like a black wind breaking through the sky.

"Zhuge Liang, this baby is a beast, I am your uncle!" Chuan Bing couldn't help but scold.

"You're the beast's uncle?" The soldiers muttered again.

As the soldiers walked, they vomited, and all the yellow bile was spit out. Added material to the road.

Gradually, they were already fished out of the dung pit, slowly, they seemed to have become numb, and let the on their bodies provoke swarms of flies, and gradually fell a layer of flies, just like a layer of fly clothing as disgusting.

In the dense forest, Qin Feng's whole body trembled when he saw it, and more than 10,000 people could poop like this. Qin Feng couldn't help but think that he must do a good job in public health in the future, and the construction of the city must dig sewers and clean up the feces in a centralized manner.

And he saw a small group of cavalry at the head of the coalition army. Zhuge Liang and others are also among them, and because they have horses, their situation is much better. It's just that the horse really can't adapt to the road conditions, and sways left and right to speed up his pace. It takes a lot of effort for the rider to get the hang of it.

Zhuge Liang, Lu Bu, and Zhang Fei took the lead. In order not to sputter flowers on their bodies, they don't dare to fast forward even if they have horses. Zhang Fei had two wild onions stuck in his nose. Lu Bu had strips of cloth stuffed in his nose, and his tail was exposed and flicked wildly. And Zhuge Liang, holding back, waved his feather fan and kept blasting flies.

The three of them scolded Qin Feng in their hearts for being despicable and shameless, and only Qin Zijin could come up with such a despicable and shameless move. However, their psychology is also firm, and their hearts say that if you and don't let us go, we just put down our faces and take this road, but we can't let that despicable Qin Zi succeed.

"Gross~." Lu Bu couldn't bear it anymore, and carried Fang Tian's halberd to vomit, and there was no trace of the might of the god of war in his body.

As if it could be contagious, everyone around him suddenly vomited together. Zhuge Liang's face was pale, as if he was a corpse with makeup, and the feather fan was blocked at his mouth and nose, "Vomit~." "I can't resist stretching my neck.

Only Zhang Fei was better, he immediately scoffed, but seeing Zhuge Liang pitiful, he still cared: "When I kill the pig, I will go to the pigsty to catch the pig, the pigsty environment is not good, and the situation is similar to now." If you stick a green onion in your nose, it will be much better....... After he finished speaking, he plucked a green onion from his nose and handed it to Zhuge Liang and said, "Strategist, you also plug one in and try it?" ”

Zhuge Liang was holding back his intentions, he listened to Zhang Fei's care, raised his eyes in gratitude, and saw that the green onion was black, and there were a few scabs on the nose, thinking that this section was inserted in Zhang Fei's nose. "Gross~." Zhuge Liang couldn't help it, and vomited. At the same time, he hurriedly waved his feather fan, signaling that he didn't need to insert onions. The heart said that I would rather get out of this shit road than stick the green onion in your nose.

"Qin Zijin is this turtle king bastard! Look at the toss that tosses you. Zhang Fei cursed, and then inserted the green onion back into his nostrils.

Everyone couldn't help but scold again, why did my Han come up with such a despicable and shameless thing, it is really a shame for the scholars and the scum of the powerful.

Lu Bu said: "I think that at the beginning, when General Ben first saw Qin Zijin in Luoyang, he knew that he was not a good bird. It's a pity that Dong Zhuo didn't listen to me, he listened to me earlier, and he would have already clicked Qin Zijin for this scourge! ”

Zhuge Liang sneered, and said in his heart that with you rotten sweet potato and stinky bird eggs, Qin Zijin can clean you up with his little toes. The four-way war against Qin that this army division finally came up with has been mixed up by you, at this level! Let's just say that this time, if it weren't for the fact that this army saw Qin Zijin's tricks, you would have been surrounded by Qin Zijin's army by now.

In the dense forest, Qin Feng took out a handkerchief embroidered by Diao Chan from his arms and stuffed it into the mask. Suddenly, the unique fragrance of Concubine Mink filled her nasal cavity. Qin Feng took a deep breath and felt comfortable. The heart said that it really stinks, I don't know how Zhuge Liang persevered, if it was a master, he would have fainted and died halfway through.

Pang Tong naturally knew that these handkerchiefs were embroidered by Princess Qin and given to King Qin to carry closely, implying that they would not be separated. After he saw it on the side, he was envious, and said that in the future, when the military division got married, he would also let his mother-in-law embroider a few pieces with him, and maybe it would have a miraculous effect when.

At this moment, Herod barked, and Qin Feng and the others looked at each other. I saw Zhuge Liang's mount galloping, and he also kicked his legs left and right like a crazy horse.

Dian Wei Tongling's eyes widened. Exclaimed: "Oh, Zhuge Liang can't help but ride a horse!" ”

"It doesn't look like ......." Qin Feng wondered.

A minute ago. Zhuge Liang carefully steered the horse slowly, so as not to splash feces and urine on his white scarf. This set of clothes, but he knocked it from the old Dao in the deep mountains, it is said that it was worn by the Qi Refiner Ziyang Daoren, and the Daoist has already ascended in the daytime. Zhuge Liang wore this scarf and crane, and he felt clear and fluttering.

Buzz, buzz, countless flies ahead. Because of the arrival of the horses' hooves, they scattered and flew in all directions. Everyone's horses were harassed by flies, and it was inevitable that the horse's head was swaying and it was difficult to control it, and Zhuge Liang's mount was no exception. At this time, I saw a green-headed fly with a green head and red eyes that had been flying in front of Zhuge Liang's mount.

Zhuge Ma was very disgusted, and when he shook his head, he snapped his nose to drive away flies. Seeing this, Zhuge Liang hurriedly reassured, "Good horse, good horse, don't make trouble." It's time to get out! Zhuge Liang looked far away, and saw that the road to was not far away.

In fact, Zhuge Ma was very annoyed in his heart, and according to his temper, he had already rushed out of this place with a bad environment. Why didn't the stupid master on his back let him. It was afraid of being whipped, so it forced it to walk slowly.

The anger that erupted from his nose spun the green-headed fly a few times, and the green-headed fly was taken aback. Ran away in a hurry. Zhuge Ma had just breathed a sigh of relief when he saw a buzzing sound. Another wave of flies is coming. It was furious and took a sharp breath. Let's just say that the nose squirts away these abominable creatures.

Buzzing...... Well, a fly flying towards the horse's nose was sucked into the horse's nose. After entering, he flapped his hands and feet with his wings, trying to escape.

The nasal cavity is very fragile, Zhuge Ma was frightened, and he couldn't shake his head from side to side to get rid of the flies, so he ran wildly.

Zhuge Liang was shocked, and took the reins of the horse, "Woo ......." Hoo hoo hoo ...... woo hoo But the horses just didn't stop, but because of the flies in their brains, they began to run wildly, and they became crazy.

Suddenly, the horse's hooves stepped on the feces and urine and shot a volley, splashing Zhang Fei and Lu Bu.

Lu Bu was furious and shouted, "Zhuge Liang, what's your situation? ”

Soon, however, he was not angry, but stunned.

I saw that the horse took Zhuge Liang and galloped out for more than 20 steps, and the Herod stood up, Zhuge Liang was caught off guard on the horse, and formed a four-legged shape towards the sky, but it lasted less than a third of a second before it fell. With a chirp, the whole person fell face down and smashed into the on the road.

I saw that after Zhuge Liang fell into the, he didn't know whether he was excited or broken, his limbs twitched, the whole person crawled, his head was stuck in the feces and urine, and only the feather fan was still standing up and trembling.

After Qin Feng saw it in the dense forest, he blossomed, and pointed out with a big gun: "(Everyone) pigs eat, this is the will of heaven!" ”

Pang Tong saluted: "Yes! ”

You're too bad. The monarch and the ministers looked at each other and laughed.

And Zhang Fei on the road was already stunned, he hurriedly led the horse forward, wanting to reach out to rescue, it can be seen that Zhuge Liang was covered in, and immediately withdrew his hand, just asked immediately: "Strategist, you have nothing to do, right?" ”

Zhuge Liang at this moment is already going crazy. He crawled on the ground, clenched his fists and vented, but clutched a hand of and exhaled, blowing up gurgling urine bubbles. He jumped to his feet, and felt a heaviness in his head.

"Hahahaha......." Zhang Fei laughed, pointed to the top of Zhuge Liang's head, and said: "Military advisor, a piece of is on your head, wow, it's still green, it must be that you eat too many vegetables, if you want me to eat only meat, I can't pull out green!" ”

Zhuge Liang's whole body was wet, and feces and urine flowed together. Suddenly there was a vomit, and a lump of something squirted out of his mouth.

"Wow, military advisor, you also have a lump in your mouth!" Zhang Fei said in horror.

After witnessing such a rare situation, the three armies stopped. The soldiers looked at Xie Qi, and said in their hearts that we are just stepping on, Zhuge Liang is eating.

"Ahh Yes! Yes......! ”

Zhuge Liang went crazy and ran wildly, like a comet, but what he brought up was feces and urine. Under the terrifying gaze of everyone, he ran away all the way. It's just that the thing is relatively smooth, and it keeps falling down all the way, smashing pieces of flowers. and let out a scream like killing a pig, "Qin Zijin, if you make this way, I will definitely kill you, kill you, woo wow!" "Bang, just after shouting, it's the biggest big horse party. The smashed flowers are comparable to the splashes of the high platform diving in later generations.

In the dense forest, Qin Feng was already smiling.

Pang Tong said at this time; "The lord has a clever plan, the coalition army will definitely be clean and unprepared when they go out of the road!"

Qin Feng waved his gun when he heard this, "Let's go, this time Zhuge Liang must not be allowed to escape!" (To be continued......)

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