Zhuge Liang fell into. He was a military advisor and a great leader, and he plunged headlong into in front of thousands of subordinates, which was a great blow to his personality. If it is a future generation, once it spreads on the Internet, the reputation will be stinky, and the career of a lifetime will be over. So Zhuge Liang couldn't accept these blows, and went crazy for the time being, and ran all the way out of the road. Immediately, he took off the scarf and threw it on the ground.

He said that he took out the linen cloth he had with him and wiped it, but the linen cloth was already soaked with urine. "Third general, quickly bring me your linen cloth!"

After Zhang Fei rode his horse over, he said in his heart that he really deserved to be a military advisor, and what was calm was fast, if I killed the old Zhang Fei and vented people. After Zhang Fei took out the rag he carried, he rolled his eyes and immediately wiped the on his body first, and then gave it to Zhuge Liang.

Zhuge Liang was stunned for a moment, but finally endured it, and after taking it, he began to wipe his body...... Outer coating.

Subsequently, more than 20,000 people went out of the road, and began to clean up on their own, some with rags, some with weeds, and some for pulling leaves on trees. In short, more than 20,000 people are in a mess, and no one can care about anyone.

Zhang Fei threw away the green onion on his nose and said kindly: "Strategist, you are still fashionable with a scarf...... Do you want it? ”

"Don't do it!" Zhuge Liang sighed.

"It's a pity ......." Zhang Feijiao smacked his lips, "Isn't this some Ziyang Daxian, there is aura." ”

Zhuge Liang was annoyed when he said this, and Zhang Fei, who said damn it, became more and more mother-in-law, and said angrily: "Don't say a word, no one is treating you as a dumb person, what's wrong with the great immortal, it is contaminated with filth and the aura is dispersed." I don't understand this, idiot! ”

Zhang Fei's rectum was a kind reminder. Hearing the displeasure, take a look. Suddenly, he said, "Strategist, you have a lump in your ear, it doesn't look like earwax!" ”

Zhuge Liang trembled angrily, picked up the feather fan, "I'll kill you lamb!" ”

Zhang Fei was heartbroken, and hurriedly turned around and ran. He is not afraid of Zhuge Liang, but afraid of the fan in Zhuge Liang's hand. It turned out that this fan was full of urine, and when I picked it up, it seemed to be raining.

Crash. Zhang Fei ran away, and Lu Bu, who had just come over, was slashed.

"Zhuge Kongming, you ......." The halberd in Lu Bu's hand was about to be opened.

Zhuge Liang hurriedly made a gesture and said, "Wen Hou is angry, and Zhang Yide is to blame." ”

Both of them were in distress, and they needed to be helped back to Shuchuan together. So, Lu Bu temporarily held back his anger and said, "Kong Ming, what should I do now?" ”

Zhuge Liang saw that the sergeants around him were cleaning up. He raised his eyes and looked into the distance, there was nothing between the green mountains and green waters, and suddenly showed a look of remembrance, and said, "Damn Qin Zijin." He thought we wouldn't dare go, but we persevered. ”

"Thanks to you." Lu Bu was also embarrassed, and Yongzhou was defeated. But fortunately, one life escaped, and there were more than 10,000 soldiers and horses.

Who knew that the voice just fell. In the distance, the dust was large, and it was like a large dust storm. Wrapped in the sound of shouting, "(Zhu) pigs eat, (Lu) donkeys are stupid, kill!" ”

"Wow! It's not good, Qin Zi is in! Zhuge Liang was full of heart and gall, and shouted: "Hurry up and line up against the enemy, Zhang Laosan, where did you kid go!" ”

Lu Bu also shouted his generals.

However, the more than 20,000 coalition troops were already very tired, and most of them were wiping their bodies bare-chested, and they just looked stupidly for a while when they saw a large sandstorm coming with the light of swords and swords.

Zhuge Liang, Lu Bu, Zhang Fei and other generals hurriedly got on their horses.

When the dust storm dispersed, more than 10,000 cavalry of the Qin army showed their figures, all wearing masks on their mouths, and if a cross was drawn, it would almost become a cavalry medical battalion.

The coalition soldiers had never seen masks, let alone such large-scale ones, and they were stunned and fell to the ground with the sackcloth on their hands. However, they quickly understood, and said that if you look at people, you are smart, why didn't we think of wearing masks. But it was too late, and they didn't care about making zuò masks, so they picked up knives and guns in a panic.

After picking up the knives and guns, the coalition soldiers scolded one by one, "Idiot Zhuge Liang, he took the road so hard, and he was ambushed in the end!" ”

Lu Bu almost wanted to kill Zhuge Liang, he glared angrily and said, "Kong Ming! ”

When Zhuge Liang looked over, Lu Bu tapped his temples with his fingers, learned from Zhuge Liang's appearance just now, and said, "Qin Zijin, ...... here." He turned his finger twice, "Cunning cunning dripping...... Lu Bu suddenly showed a cannibalistic gaze and scolded angrily: "Then how can there be an ambush? Didn't you kid say that there was no ambush on the road! ”

Zhuge Liang looked at Qin Feng, who came out of the golden helmet and golden armor in front of the opposite formation, and felt disheartened for a while. However, he quickly became firm, observed the terrain left and right, and said, "It is because of the cunning and cunning that I guessed wrong." ”

Lu Buxin said that what you said was light, your guess is wrong, we are all finished.

At this time, Qin Feng went out. He looked at the enemy on the other side, sixty percent shirtless, and ten percent unshoeed. This can no longer be considered an army, that is, a group of refugees. With a twist of the big gun in his hand, the golden light made everyone in the coalition army shudder.

Zhuge Liang held on and scolded: "Qin Zijin ......." ”

Simply killing Zhuge Liang was not Qin Feng's wish, but it was a physical and mental blow to him. Qin Feng pointed at the big gun, stopped Zhuge Liang's words, and said: "This pig also, there are two holes in the nose, and you still have a layer of on your body!" ”

The three armies were stunned when they heard this, and they immediately burst into laughter, and even the horses were snorting.

In the laughter, Zhuge Liang's face turned the color of pig liver, and he shouted: "Qin Zijin, you national thief, rebellious, shameless rat, ......." However, all this has been said for thousands of years, and it is so powerless in the laughter.

At this time, Lu Bu stepped forward, waved the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in his hand, and said: "Qin Zijin, you have less of a tongue, you have the ability, you are better than the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in my hand!" ”

Zhuge Liang glanced at Lu Bu very gratefully, then rode his horse back, and found Zhang Fei, and gave such and such an order. Zhang Fei was very surprised and said, "Strategist, let's run away, what should Lu Bu do?" What about the soldiers? ”

Zhuge Liang was furious and whispered: "If you stay here, you will definitely die, just when Lu Bu went up, look at my eyes for a while." After you go to order Chen Shi and Gao Xiang to lead the troops, let's go into the jungle on the left and return to Shuzhong. ”

Zhang Feixin said that you kid is ruthless enough, which makes people die in the back. But today's form, a bunch of defeated soldiers is no match for the enemy's cavalry. Zhang Fei still knows the truth of abandoning the car to protect the handsome, not to mention that it is not the car that is abandoned, at most it is some pawns. So, Zhang Fei went to prepare.

Although Lu Bu was defeated and retreated here, as long as he was fighting, he had a domineering spirit that ordinary people did not have. Of the more than 20,000 coalition troops here, only he still has a strong will to fight in his heart.

"Qin Zijin, do you dare to fight with me?" Lu Bu brandished Fang Tian's halberd.

Qin Fengxin said that unless the master shows off his brain, the master and you alone are not heroic, but stupid. However, Qin Feng couldn't suffer a loss on his face, and said with a smile: "I don't know like a donkey. ”

Lu Bu didn't understand at first.

Qin Feng didn't have any intention of explaining, but just said to Xu Chu: "Zhongkang, do you understand what it means that the Sichuan donkey is poor?" ”

He changed the skill of the donkey, this idiom came from the Tang Dynasty, Xu Chu understood, and immediately asked: "The king sees the teaching!" ”

Qin Feng stroked his beard and smiled: "There is no donkey (Lu) in Sichuan, there is a donkey in the cold, and the donkey is not available in the cold, so let it go into Sichuan." When the tiger saw it, he thought that the behemoth had divine powers, so he watched in the forest. The donkey, afraid that the tiger would eat him, screamed. The donkey barked loudly, and the tiger had never seen such a thing, and only thought it was going to eat itself. But after coming and going for a few days, I found that the donkey could only bark. The tiger was very happy, and thought about it in his heart: "(Lu) The donkey's skill is nothing more than that, but it can scream!" So he jumped up and roared loudly, and slit the donkey's throat, and ate all its flesh, before leaving.

Qin Feng pointed a big gun at Lu Bu and said: "The donkey is fierce, in fact, he has no ability, he is strong on the outside, and he is hard to bite to death when he meets a tiger, which reflects the bravery of the tiger." It also exposes a truth, what seems to be powerful, there is no need to be afraid, as long as you dare to fight and are good at fighting, you will definitely be able to defeat it! ”

Xu Chu nodded for a while.

Pang Tong hurriedly bowed and said: "The king's wise saying, this Sichuan donkey skill is poor and comparable to the idiom allusion of the sage, and it will be passed on to future generations!" ”

The three armies all nodded when they heard this, and even the enemy troops whispered and pointed at Lu Bu.

"Qin Zijin!" Although Zhuge Liang heard that this was Qin Feng referring to Lu as a donkey, there was a profound truth contained in it, so that Zhuge Liang did not dare to take a peep. He couldn't help but wonder, what kind of despicable and shameless guy could casually say despicable words compared to a sage?

Throughout the ages, only Qin Zijin is alone!

Later, the Sichuan donkey skills were spread out and included in the dictionary of idioms, and the limited ability to explain metaphors has also been exhausted, but it is still bluffing.

How could Lu Bu not hear that this was referring to Sang scolding Huai, and he was immediately furious, and said in his heart that your kid gave Zhuge Liang Zhong Yinjian, and at this moment he said donkey, and shouted: "Qin Zijin, you ......." ”

"Look, the donkey is shocked. Tiger idiot! Qin Feng said with a smile.

Xu Chu was a tiger idiot, and immediately understood, rode his horse out in a hurry, and shouted: "Donkey of Dongchuan, Hugh has to shout, today is your burial place!" Cleaning up you, cleaning up the pigs in Xichuan! ”

Lu Bu was furious, patted his horse and greeted him, and said, "I'll let you know today who the donkey is!" ”

"Haha, it must be you donkey!" Xu Chu's tiger wings flashed and took Lu Bu's door.

In the clanging sound, the two generals slammed together.

Seeing this, Zhuge Liang said in his heart that whether you are a donkey or a tiger, this military division will not make peace with you. When he saw that the time had come, he immediately said, "Three generals! ”

Zhang Feihuan glared and shouted: "After Chen Shi and Gao Xiang, the whole army retreats!" ”

Lu Bujun was dumbfounded, and the Shu army took action and fled with ducks.

Qin Feng didn't expect Zhuge Liang to be so unrighteous, so he threw down his allies and slipped away, and with a big gun, he shouted: "Dian Wei, Pang De, Hugh is going to leave Zhuge Liang, stop them!" (To be continued......)

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