Chapter 861: The Benefits of Counterfeiting
Under Jia Xu's vague order, Liao Hua, who led the army, understood and immediately ordered the whole army to retreat.
In the uproar, the Qin army disappeared, and the scene was left with the huge and luxurious dragon of Emperor Han Xian, as well as the old and loyal people around Ma Riyan.
Ma Riyan, these diehard loyalists, most of them are old, looking at the back of the Qin army who is far away, and they can't react for a while. When Emperor Han Xian was young, he had a sense of wit and shouted: "This must be because the Qin army is afraid of death, and it doesn't matter if I die." He took the two fake Shu soldiers who were about to arrive on the other side as saviors, "Hurry up and let Guan Yu and Zhang Fei escort the two generals!" ”
Lao Ma Riyan's beard trembled, and he secretly scolded Xichuan for poor security, and there was even a group of bandits with thousands of people. On the one hand, he jumped into the carriage, and on the other hand, he sent out a younger one to meet the fake Shu army.
"Drive, drive!" Don't look at Ma Riyan's old age, but he still has the ability, picked up the horse whip and flicked it, and drove the dragon carriage up.
After the dragon was activated again, Emperor Xian breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the approaching bandit army, and shouted in a pale face: "Hurry up the carriage, hurry up!" ”
When Ma Riyan was about to say a quick whip, a scream came from all around, "Your Majesty, do you want to abandon us too?" ”
Ma Riyan looked around and understood, it turned out that in order to express their high respect for Emperor Han Xian, these people had been supporting the dragon to hurry, and they did not have a carriage. If Ma Riyan runs away with the carriage, he will be regarded as throwing the others to the bandits.
Look at the thieves one by one, the big blades are shiny, and if you stay, you will definitely die. So the rest of the people screamed in panic.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty needed the help of his old loyalists to take power, so he couldn't sit back and watch them die. shouted: "The dragon is big, come up quickly!" ”
And so. As soon as Ma Riyan stopped the carriage, a group of diehards and clan relatives, more than 100 people desperately climbed up the dragon. At the beginning, Emperor Han Xian also supported one or two people with white hair. However, he was soon pushed into the dragon by the swarming diehards.
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, whoa, whoa, who kicked my ass!"
"His Majesty ...... atonement for sins."
Sure enough, it is worthy of being a dragon, and after a while, more than 100
The people all climbed in. However, after all, it's just a carriage, not a house. At this moment, more than 100 people are crowded in the carriage, you have me, I have you, you are above and I am below.
More than 100 people formed a large ball of people.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was more unlucky, he was squeezed in the middle of the human ball, and in front of him was either a gutter or a stinky shoe full of mud.
More than 100 people crowded around, and I don't know when. Emperor Han Xian had an extra mouth on the left side of his face. Emperor Han Xian's head couldn't move, and when he squinted, he saw that it was an old man he didn't know, and his old mouth was attached to his face. As I get older, I keep clearing my nose.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty was so blasphemed and furious. "Who are you?" ”
The old man was very excited when he was asked by the emperor. Said: "The old man Hanoi Wei family, the old man's grandfather and grandmother are the queen Wei Zifu." Zuzuzuzu's uncle is Wei Qing's ....... ”
"Shut up! You belong to the Wei family, I remember. "A bad breath came, Emperor Han Xian was angry, and said in his heart that your ancestor and grandmother are the queen of Wei Zifu, and when you get to Xichuan, you will clean up your family.
"If I marry Wei Zifu's Zeng Zeng...... Great-granddaughter, won't she become Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty! Just when Emperor Han Xian was thinking nonsense, a door moved in front of him, and he didn't know whose door it was. I saw that after the door trembled, I let out a fart with a poof.
In the sound of fart, Emperor Han Xian felt a light wind blowing on his face, and his liver and gallbladder were suddenly split. The great-great-great-great-great-grandson of Empress Wei Zifu next to him suddenly fainted after a while. And Emperor Han Xian wanted to move but was squeezed and couldn't move, he wanted to exert force, but he didn't have the confidence, and immediately took a deep breath, "Wow! A foul smell was as straight as his heart, and suddenly Emperor Han Xian's heart was opened, and the early rice in his face was green and spewed out.
"Made, whoever farts, whoever put it!" Emperor Han Xian screamed.
"Your Majesty, it's a minister!" After all, those who came with him were die-hards, and die-hard loyalists didn't dare to deceive their masters.
Emperor Han Xian didn't know who it was, so he shouted: "Punish your nine clans!" ”
"Xie Majesty xià ......." It doesn't matter what the holy order is, it's just a word of thanks anyway.
Emperor Han Xian, who wanted to cry without tears, simply closed his eyes for the time being, and the thieves outside forgot about it, just thinking: "Don't you old guys bring your family, if there are ten or eight little girls around, it's just ......." ”
Ma Riyan, who was driving the dragon carriage outside, flicked his whip and planned to run away with the human flesh dumplings in the dragon bowl. However, under the whipping, the five healthy horses in front of them kicked and trampled wildly, but they couldn't walk. Ma Riyan's face turned green, and the whip fell to the ground, "It's over, it's too heavy!" He hurriedly turned around and said that he dragged a few out to die, so as to save the life of Emperor Han Xian. But in the face of the crowd of people, he was dumbfounded. In the dust that covered the sky and the sun, there was a shouting and killing sound that shook the sky. In a hurry, he grabbed a leg and dragged it, but he couldn't pull it out, and suddenly this leg kicked, but kicked the old horse out of the carriage.
Ma Riyan, who fell to the ground, turned his head down, and saw the hooves of the bandit who was already close at hand, his eyes closed, and his heart was finished, he did not die in the hands of the national thief Qin Zijin, but he was going to die in the hands of these untouchable bandits.
And Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who came over on the horse, were also a little dumbfounded, the two of them wore hoods with three holes, looked at each other, Zhang Fei said: "The second master, what should I do?" Qin Zijin's soldiers and horses actually threw Emperor Han Xian! ”
The two of them were ordered to come here to drive Emperor Han Xian back. The plan is very simple, if the Qin army can't beat it, it will inevitably protect Emperor Han Xian's car and run away. Unexpectedly, the Qin army actually threw Emperor Han Xian away. In this way, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who could not kill Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, were embarrassed.
Fortunately, Guan Yu still had some heads, and after a roll of his eyes, he narrowed and said, "Surround them, knock them all out, and then throw them away." When they wake up, they are scared and will never dare to come back! ”
Zhang Fei was overjoyed when he heard it, he really deserved to be the second child in the Spring and Autumn Period, this idea was really good.
Guan Yu narrowed his eyes again. Looking at the approaching Dian Wei and Xu Chu, they couldn't see clearly because there was still some distance. It can only be seen that it is the banner of the Shu army. After Dian Wei and Xu Chu received Zhang Ping's news, they stopped shouting that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were here. So the image of their Shu army. deceived Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and the two only thought that they were their own patrol cavalry.
The two men came from a hidden march, and did not want to go out in person so as not to be seen through, so they found a general and asked him to lead 2,000 men over. Although it was 300 cavalry that arrived, there were 2,000 foot soldiers, and they were still confident that they would be scattered.
The general led the troops to meet him. Zhang Fei rode his horse to the front of the dragon, and kicked Ma Riyan and fainted with one kick. said that he entered the dragon bowl and stunned everyone, but when he saw more than 100 people in the dragon bowl, it was layered. I was dumbfounded, and I didn't know how to start.
"The third child!" Guan Yu was stunned when he saw Zhang Fei and was very dissatisfied. In his opinion, his third brother's ability to get the Emperor Han Xian in it in a few minutes.
"Second brother, come and see!" Zhang Fei, who had woken up, pointed at the dragon and shouted, as if he had discovered a new continent.
In the footsteps, thousands of "bandits" surrounded the dragon.
Guan Yu was very curious. He also dismounted and came to the front of the dragon bowl, he thought that there was only one emperor Han Xian in the dragon pool, but when he saw that there were more than 100 people, he immediately frowned. Disdainful: "A bunch of cowards! ”
"Don't kill me, King!"
"I'll give the money!" A few diehards of the Han family who could stick their heads out to see the situation screamed.
Guan Yu shouted: "Pull it out." All knocked unconscious! Be careful, I don't know which one is the Son of Heaven! ”
"Knocked unconscious!" The die-hards in the carriage were scared. But when I heard that it was just a knockout, I was relieved. "It's better to be knocked unconscious, it's better than killing the head, not ......."
The "bandits" took action, but in the face of more than 100 Arhats, there were dragons and four walls in the way, and it was very time-consuming to pull people out. And I don't know that the leg and the door are the Han Emperor's, and it's not good to break it, so it's even more time-consuming.
When Guan Yu and Zhang Fei commanded the soldiers to pull people, there was a loud shout of killing outside. When the two of them raised their eyes, they saw that outside their own soldiers' formation, blood was shining everywhere, and their arms and legs were flying wildly.
It turned out that Dian Wei and Xu Chu had already fought with the "bandit soldiers".
The general who led the "bandits" took the lead, although he was a little tired of killing his own soldiers and horses, but he still needed to obey the orders of the second general, "Everyone moves forward together, and there is no need to pursue ...... after killing them." "He still left room for his own cavalry. However, when he saw "Guan Yu" who came first, he was dumbfounded, "Wow, Second General, why are you here?" ”
Xu Chu laughed, picked up his knife and rode his horse to kill him, and said angrily: "Abominable bandit, take your life!" ”
The general was broken, and he dared to fight with "Guan Yu", so he immediately shouted: "Second general, we are not bandits, we are your subordinates!" ”
"As expected!" When Xu Chu came over, Zhang Ping had already conveyed Jia Xu's order. The heart said that this dress was good, and when he came near, he raised his sword and cut the dumbfounded general off his horse.
"What the military advisor said is true, these people are fake bandits by Shu soldiers!" Dian Wei also whipped his horse quickly, and the fake eight snake spears he wielded came to kill.
The "bandits" who were ordered to resist were also stunned when they saw that the leaders on the opposite side were the second and third generals, so they subconsciously looked back, wanting to find the second and third generals in their own formation.
So, Xu Chu and Dian Wei led the tiger guards to cut down indiscriminately, and immediately killed the two thousand "bandit soldiers" who did not dare to resist, and rushed into the bandit formation in front of the dragon in one go.
"I'm Guan Yu, get out!"
"I'm Zhang Fei, get out!" Xu Chu and Dian Wei discovered the benefits of disguise. They shouted for a while, and the "bandits" only thought that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were coming. Although they were puzzled why they had suddenly run outside, they didn't dare to think much about it in fear, and immediately the waves cracked.
"Damn!"
Guan Yu was already angry enough in the face of a mass of human flesh, but at this moment, he was even more furious when he saw that his five thousand people could not defeat more than three hundred. In his opinion, both sides are his own soldiers, but almost a thousand people have died in the marshal, and if they don't stop it, the rest will not be guaranteed. Guan Yu suddenly felt very shameless, so he decided to take matters into his own hands and eliminate these people. (To be continued......)
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