Chapter 860: It's All Fake

Liu Bei was overshadowed, and the infamy of his usurpation was circulating all over the world. Now it is Emperor Han Xian who went out on patrol and looked all the way to Shuzhong. Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty only thought that after he entered Sichuan, he would be able to rise again like his grandfather Liu Bang. Therefore, in order to be able to reach Shu safely, everyone who walked there said that the King of Qin was good, and he was a courtier like the Duke of Zhou. This made Liu Bei's infamy grow even more.

"Zhou Gong! I'm right, it's Gonggong Zhou, no, it's Gonggong Qin! "Emperor Han Xian praised King Qin during the day, and at night he got into the bed and scolded non-stop. The heart said that there are beauties in the country of abundance, and after you go, you must let the imperial uncle Ma Yu contribute ten or eight little girls ...... first.

Besides, Liu Bei, when the infamy came, he could only grit his teeth and stiffen up, and said that Emperor Han Xian, who was on patrol, was a fake and a Xibei cargo. He was not afraid of being heard by Emperor Han Xian, and he didn't see the real person anyway, so he scolded him casually. Because of this, Liu Bei could not let Emperor Han Xian enter Sichuan. He obeyed Zhuge Liang's plan and sent his second brother Guan Yu and third brother Zhang Fei to lead five thousand elite "bandits" to go outside the Sword Pavilion to block Emperor Han Xian's entry into Sichuan.

Time passes, and the sun and the moon fly by. In the midst of the rolling scolding, the holy car of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty finally passed Hanzhong, and was about to reach the "Sword Pavilion", the dividing line between Xichuan and Dongchuan.

On this day, twenty miles outside the Sword Pavilion, in the evening, Emperor Han Xian's holy driving team set up camp, only to wait for the next day to send Emperor Han Xian into Sichuan. Ma Riyan and other diehard loyalists of the Han family can't help but play the crown to celebrate, and the light is coming.

On the other hand, Jia Xu, who accompanied him, found Xu Chu and Dian Wei for a meeting.

Dian Wei's beard stands upside down. scolded and scolded, "Scolding that bastard, looking at the appearance of the old man Ma, it seems that the Han family has been revived!" ”

Jia Xu just took a sip of tea, frowned, and said, "The intelligence guard has sent news, Liu Bei has not moved, and the Shu army in the Sword Pavilion is heavily guarded. Obviously, Liu Bei did not intend to let Emperor Han Xian enter Sichuan. ”

Xu Chu's ten big waists are bulging one by one, as if he has practiced toad skills. Buzzed: "That's just the ...... of the king's plan B." As he spoke, he slashed down with his palm. Emperor Han Xian chattered, leaving Ma Riyan and those people to make trouble for Liu Bei. ”

Jia Xu nodded slightly, in his opinion, King Qin's Plan B was more poisonous than Plan A. So he's not going to execute Plan A. Prepare for Plan B immediately. He said: "Dian Wei and Xu Chu are two generals. Go and prepare at once. ”

Jia Xu finally got up and said, "One qiΔ“ for the great cause of King Qin!" ”

Dian Wei and Xu Chu got up and shouted together: "For the great cause of King Qin!" ”

So, the two went to prepare. in their own big tent. Xu Chu was facing the mirror, arranging his beard. After a while, Dian Wei walked in with a basin and grinned: "Lao Xu, the best rooster blood, if you smear it, you will ......have a big red face." ”

After another while, Xu Chu wiped chicken blood on his face, and took out Guan Yu's unique green scarf and green robe prepared in advance and put them on. He also fought with Guan Yu a few times, and then took out his Tiger Wing Minghong Knife and put it across his chest, learning Guan Yu's squinting eye movements with contempt, turning his face towards the sky and snorting a few times.

"Hahahaha......." Dian Wei suddenly laughed when he saw this Guan Gong's style.

Xu Chu was very embarrassed and scolded: "Made, what are you laughing at? ”

"Like, too much like ......." Dian Wei also turned his face to the sky, his right arm was crossed in front of his chest, and his left arm was thrown behind him, making a move to fight to the end. Squinted his eyes again, stroked his beard again, turned his head and said, "Lao Xu, you learn this action again." ”

In laughter, Xu Chu studied again, and said: "Fortunately, Guan Yu's beard was plucked out, and it was short, so I couldn't find such a long beard ......." ”

While the two were talking, Zhang Ping, an officer of the Tiger Guard, walked in and saluted, "Two generals, the Tiger Guard is ready...... Hey, Guan Yu, someone is coming! Zhang Ping was taken aback, he didn't know why Guan Yu came out of here, and hurriedly called someone.

Dian Wei hurriedly stopped and said, "Haha, you are stunned, this is Xu Lao's idiot ......." ”

Zhang Ping was taken aback again, and after taking a good look, he said, "Oh, General Xu really looks like ...... after putting on makeup." ”

Xu Chu was very embarrassed, and waved his hand again and again, "This is thanks to the guidance of the king when he came, if it was just Xu Chu, I couldn't figure out ......." ”

So, Dian Wei also began to dress up, he and Zhang Fei are both fierce generals, their beards are unshaven and black, and after a slight change, they have become Zhang Fei's appearance.

Xu Chu and Dian Wei looked at each other and laughed, seeing that each other's makeup was real, almost fake, and they were very much looking forward to tomorrow's action. After Ma Riyan and the others saw it, they would definitely think that Liu Bei sent Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to assassinate the king.

The next day, Zhang Ping stayed to deliver the news, and Xu Chu and Dian Wei led three hundred loyal tiger guards to leave quietly and ambush first. And Emperor Han Xian and the others, as soon as they woke up, their thoughts flew to Xichuan in the south of the Sword Pavilion, where they had the intention to nod their heads.

So, under the impatient urging of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, the holy car of more than 1,000 people marched mightily again. Jia Xu sent a fast horse to the Sword Pavilion to spread the news of the arrival of Emperor Han Xian, and about half an hour later, the scout came back with the news, and the Sword Pavilion refused to communicate. Jia Xu, who got the news, was able to determine that Liu Bei did not plan to let Emperor Han Xian enter Sichuan.

In the middle of the mighty convoy is the emperor's dragon bowl, at this moment the mood of the impatient Emperor Han Xian walked out of the dragon bowl, standing on the car hand pergola and looking into the distance, Xiongguan Sword Pavilion, "Ha, Ma Aiqing, look at this beautiful mountains and rivers, and the terrain is dangerous, it is really worthy of Sichuan." ”

Ma Riyan, who was holding the dragon away, walked briskly, as if he had been young for half a century, and saluted when he heard the voice: "Your Majesty, the Chengdu Plain is rich and has provided an important logistical guarantee for the unification of the First Emperor. Later, Gaozu got Xichuan, and after recuperation, he fought to level the world. During the Western Han Dynasty, the prosperity of Cheng DΓΉ had already surpassed the Guanzhong region and was known as the land of abundance. ”

When Ma Riyan said this, he looked at the left and right ghost eyes, and whispered: "Your Majesty, you are about to enter Sichuan, you must be like the ancestors of the past, and work hard to govern the ......." ”

Emperor Han Xian nodded when he heard this, and said, "Aiqing, rest assured, I will definitely be angry and strong." But he thought in his heart that when he arrived in Chengdu, he would first find ten or eight little girls. Emperor Han Xian's life. I have only played with three hundred pounds, not with dozens of pounds of real beauties, and this heart has all flown to the beauty.

"Huh, what's that?" Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty pointed to a hill slope.

Ma Riyan looked over and saw a few bear-like animals on the hillside, but their bodies were black and white, very cute, and I didn't know what they were.

"It's called a giant panda ......." Said someone who knew it on the side.

Emperor Han Xian smiled: "It looks very fun, change the Ming Dynasty and raise a few ...... in the palace." ”

So, the monarch and the ministers were happy. Just waiting to enter the territory of Xichuan.

Jia Xu sneered when he saw it. The heart said that you wine bags and rice bags think you have a plan, and a little toe of the old man of my family, King Qin, can play you to death.

Because Emperor Han Xian fell in love with the giant panda, the diehards around the dragon couldn't help but look at the hillside together. Originally, they were all happy. But after a while, his face changed slightly.

I saw a troop of soldiers and horses coming out from behind the hillside where the giant pandas were playing. Full cavalry. Murderous, stepping on the dust.

"Wow! Escort! Emperor Han Xian screamed, and staggered back into the dragon bowl.

Look at the appearance. It was Dian Wei and Xu Chu who came, and Jia Xu of the front team smiled slightly, waved his hand immediately, and shouted: "Stop advancing!" ”

The convoy of the holy car stopped advancing, and under Jia Xu's operation, it was not guarded to facilitate the upcoming Dian Wei and Xu Chu to kill Emperor Xian of Han.

Ma Riyan and others were shocked, so they lay on the side of the dragon to peek around, and after a while, the cavalry approached, and they saw the banner of the Shu army, as well as two general flags, a big book "Hedong Guan Yu", and a big book "Yanren Zhang Fei".

It turned out to be Uncle Liu's soldiers and horses, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Ma Riyan poked his head into the dragon bowl and called, "Your Majesty! Your Majesty is not afraid, it is the soldiers and horses that the imperial uncle came to greet him. ”

Slipping, Emperor Han Xian's ground rat quickly drilled out, with a forked waist, the crown bead curtain crackled, "Ha, I know that the imperial uncle is back to greet me." He was one step closer to ten or eight little girls, and he was very happy.

"I'm Guan Yu!"

"I'm Zhang Fei!"

Dian Wei and Xu Chu were afraid that others would not know, one brandished the fake Zhangba snake spear, and the other brandished the modified tiger wing Minghong knife, shouting.

Three hundred tiger guards, wearing Shu army uniforms, all of them are powerful. The war horse under the crotch is also majestic, and between the three hundred gallops, there are thousands of troops and horses.

Seeing that they didn't mean to slow down in the slightest, the general escorting the convoy hurriedly came to Jia Xu's approach, "Military Division, something is wrong, are you arranging a formation?" General Xu's soldiers and horses are stationed nearby, do you send someone to inform you? ”

Before this Sword Pavilion, there were 10,000 soldiers and horses of the Qin army's Xu Huang Division. However, because of the plot against Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, it was natural that too many soldiers and horses could not follow. Hearing this, Jia Xu touched his beard and said, "The guards should not be moved lightly, but they can send someone to pass on Xu Shang and let him lead the soldiers and horses to meet us." ”

"Whoa!"

The military order is like a mountain, although the generals are a little worried, but there are not many Shu soldiers who have seen it, so there are not many of them.

Dian Wei and Xu Chu came from the west, and after turning the hillside, they flaunted the banner of the Shu army and went straight to the Han Xian Emperor Dragon.

Emperor Han Xian only thought that Liu Bei had come to greet his soldiers and horses entering Sichuan, and stood on the dragon bowl very happily and waited.

At this time, there was a loud shout from the east.

In the holy driving team, including Jia Xu and Emperor Han Xian, they all turned their heads to look. I saw that the dust in the east was also covering the sky, and thousands of soldiers and horses came from the shouts of killing.

"Hey, ambush! Good! Emperor Han Xian only thought that Liu Bei was going to kill Jia Xu and others, and he was very happy.

And Jia Xu's face changed, and his heart was broken, could it be that he had miscalculated, Liu Bei wanted to kill Emperor Han Xian?

"Bandits! It's a bandit! ”

At this time, a scout of the Qin army rode his horse and shouted, and behind him, countless bandits emerged from the cloud of dust. The banners were either ghostly or skull-drawn, and the soldiers were all dressed as ordinary people, many of them holding hoes and sticks, and they almost wrote the words "I am a bandit" on their faces.

There were more than 100 thieves, and the first two were armed with a big knife and the other with a spear, and they couldn't see their faces clearly.

Since the convoy was a little closer to the east, it was the bandits who arrived first.

"How can there be bandits of this magnitude here? Fake bandits! Jia Xu instantly realized. Since Liu Bei was going to kill Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, he was optimistic about it, "Order, the whole army retreats!" He called Zhang Ping again and said hurriedly: "Go and inform Dian Wei and General Xu Chu, show your face, kidnap Ma Riyan and others and leave ......." ”

So, Zhang Ping hurried to inform Dian Wei and the two, and the convoy soldiers led by Jia Xu took action. Although they were inferior in numbers, they did not panic, and after protecting the dragon of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, the rear team changed to the front team and prepared to retreat.

When Jia Xu rode his horse past from the dragon's place, he asked the general to give instructions. When he rode over, the soldiers dispersed in a hurry, and suddenly, the Han Xian Emperor Dragon was empty, leaving only Ma Riyan and other diehards who helped the car.

Ma Riyan and the others were stunned in an instant, and Emperor Han Xian, who was originally very happy in the car, changed his face greatly, and waved his hand to the soldiers who were away in anger and shouted: "What's the situation, why did you run away, I am the emperor, come and escort!" ”

However, before his words fell, the person who drove the dragon chariot also ran away, and the dragon chariot suddenly stopped, and Emperor Han Xian looked at the bandits who were getting closer and closer, and cried with a sad face, crying: "Don't bring this, I am the emperor's ......." (To be continued......)